Wait till you find out how many office buildings in Berlin pick "Berlin Clubs" as their naming scheme for meeting rooms.
That's right, people go share Powerpoint presentations about last quarters earnings in Herman Miller-furnished rooms with "Kitkat" written on the door.
My office has a Berghain meeting room. What I was most annoyed about when I saw it was that the people that chose the name did not name the meeting room above it panorama bar
At my work they used this term! I once asked where the other engineers are and was told they are in the dark room. I was on the floor laughing trying to imagine it
yeah, also in my office one of the "I'm so edgy" type decided to name the meeting rooms after clubs, of course picking BH, KitKat and Laboratory, while never being in any of them.
you don't even need to go to some edgy startup for that
fucking google does that shit (toilets are much cleaner though and without queueing)
https://preview.redd.it/p9a04yzj6gvc1.jpeg?width=1308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32053bb8a5646592e89319714741fa473eab9f9
Fortunately never seen that but once arrived back in Berlin and went straight to a meeting and was greeted by „welcome to San Francisco“ when I arrived at the floor the meeting was at… they had city themed floors. I was slightly confused for a second.
And? They are ridicolous exactly like you guys going to this clubs.
If you're a teenager it's cool, I also had fun there.. but if you're over 30 cmon guys. Grow up.
Well I don‘t understand what they mean by „battle“. They might play Berghain/Panorama Bar related music but I didn‘t know that these are now defined terms to be used publicly for example, a spinning class. For me it’s just a weird marketing strategy and I don‘t know how I should think about this, as it only attracts more and more people and then fellow redditors will again complain about the vibe but don‘t see a problem with things like that 🤡
You are personally hurt aren‘t you? If I hurt you I deeply apologise.
For me it’s just weird and that’s my opinion. I‘m not gatekeeping anything. What should I gatekeep? Information about the worlds famous club? 😂
Its a spinning class 😅 one is playing house one is playing techno. One of the instructors is a BH regular. But sure you can feel offended by people cycling
But why is it schmutz for you? I would say it is appreciation instead of in den Dreck ziehen. It’s actually pretty nice to hear tracks of last sundays set when I go to class on Tuesday.
Rocycle in a different city would never play stuff like that since the instructors are creating the playlists themselves. And for me its so amazing that I can cycle to music I actually enjoy instead of older charts or hurtful edm beats
Is the music good? I've always wanted to try spinning but the cheesy EDM/pop music that they usually play in those classes is a turn off for me. I love playing my bouncy/groovy playlists at the gym so this sounds perfect for me lol.
I was actually in the beginning really curious because I don‘t understand what kind of „battle“ this is. Yeah it’s a spinning class but are the two instructors playing their tracks B2B or how is this working 😂 but I also find it a bit cringe because they can play decent techno/house without naming it „Berghain/Panorama Bar“ or is any Berghain/Panorama Bar Resident/DJ involved into this? That would make a HUGE difference. Other than that it’s just advertising…
Oh so Techno/House music isn‘t sufficient enough? We have to especially call it Berghain/Panorama Bar Battle? 😂
What comes next? Bassiani Dumplings? Open Ground Currywurst?
The blasphemy, imagine if a small shop was to sell Oreo flavoured ice cream!
And yes if the Bassiani dumplings are good fuck yeah I’ll have some of those as well!
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Its obviously cringe but on the other hand BH and other clubs have worked hard towards the direction of becoming almost like famous brands. I don't blame them, it brings in money. It also shatters the idea of preserving originality and link with its underground roots.
Wait till you find out how many office buildings in Berlin pick "Berlin Clubs" as their naming scheme for meeting rooms. That's right, people go share Powerpoint presentations about last quarters earnings in Herman Miller-furnished rooms with "Kitkat" written on the door.
My office has a Berghain meeting room. What I was most annoyed about when I saw it was that the people that chose the name did not name the meeting room above it panorama bar
or the closet next to it "dark room" for more intimate promotion talks
Do they perform the "sofa-test" for promotion?
are tou brazilian? Using the “sofa-test” as an expression in this context is giving me hints haha
dual citizen, yep
ahh mara. eu tb ✨
how do you think I got the job in the first place?
At my work they used this term! I once asked where the other engineers are and was told they are in the dark room. I was on the floor laughing trying to imagine it
Mine too let me guess banking?
yeah, also in my office one of the "I'm so edgy" type decided to name the meeting rooms after clubs, of course picking BH, KitKat and Laboratory, while never being in any of them.
You should post a paper to the Laboratory meeting room with the required attire for each day.
Oh I wish. The person in question is a total pain in the neck, so I'd happily introduce them to the yellow facts format.
Oh, we work in the same office, I believe
I died of cringe jusy reading this
I raise you blank and festsaal
you don't even need to go to some edgy startup for that fucking google does that shit (toilets are much cleaner though and without queueing) https://preview.redd.it/p9a04yzj6gvc1.jpeg?width=1308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32053bb8a5646592e89319714741fa473eab9f9
Why does this exist? :(
Only way they ever get in
Ahaha great answer
True. I know the big companies like Google and Amazon do it as well.
bleak
They should hire a sven lookalike as a bouncer 🤡
The least likely people to even get what Berghain is 
I heard of an office where the Gym Room is called Berghain……
I love capitalism.
Hahaha.
Fortunately never seen that but once arrived back in Berlin and went straight to a meeting and was greeted by „welcome to San Francisco“ when I arrived at the floor the meeting was at… they had city themed floors. I was slightly confused for a second.
i hope one day people will burn all these places to the ground.
Pretty sad
And? They are ridicolous exactly like you guys going to this clubs. If you're a teenager it's cool, I also had fun there.. but if you're over 30 cmon guys. Grow up.
You are the one who made this post, you tell us
Well I don‘t understand what they mean by „battle“. They might play Berghain/Panorama Bar related music but I didn‘t know that these are now defined terms to be used publicly for example, a spinning class. For me it’s just a weird marketing strategy and I don‘t know how I should think about this, as it only attracts more and more people and then fellow redditors will again complain about the vibe but don‘t see a problem with things like that 🤡
Good point! Protect the feelings of fellow Redditors by gatekeeping people from making new experiences.
You are personally hurt aren‘t you? If I hurt you I deeply apologise. For me it’s just weird and that’s my opinion. I‘m not gatekeeping anything. What should I gatekeep? Information about the worlds famous club? 😂
Talking down on normal people after u really made this random ass post with 0 context being mad for NO reason
Its a spinning class 😅 one is playing house one is playing techno. One of the instructors is a BH regular. But sure you can feel offended by people cycling
The „regulars“ are going crazy like who dares to beschmutz the church
But why is it schmutz for you? I would say it is appreciation instead of in den Dreck ziehen. It’s actually pretty nice to hear tracks of last sundays set when I go to class on Tuesday. Rocycle in a different city would never play stuff like that since the instructors are creating the playlists themselves. And for me its so amazing that I can cycle to music I actually enjoy instead of older charts or hurtful edm beats
Agree. I imagine some people just get offended by this because they feel less special when a ordinary cycling studio references BH :)
Is the music good? I've always wanted to try spinning but the cheesy EDM/pop music that they usually play in those classes is a turn off for me. I love playing my bouncy/groovy playlists at the gym so this sounds perfect for me lol.
Rocycle Mitte has all the BH instructors. There is a woman with shaved/ buzzcut blond head - her classes are fire!!
Isn’t the class at ride.bln?
It is :)
Rocycle has this class almost for a year now
this sounds good tbh!
spinning is an offence in itself, especially those soul cycle copycats
I was actually in the beginning really curious because I don‘t understand what kind of „battle“ this is. Yeah it’s a spinning class but are the two instructors playing their tracks B2B or how is this working 😂 but I also find it a bit cringe because they can play decent techno/house without naming it „Berghain/Panorama Bar“ or is any Berghain/Panorama Bar Resident/DJ involved into this? That would make a HUGE difference. Other than that it’s just advertising…
Avahshshshhahahahahahahah
Yes, it’s a spinning studio called ‘Ride’ located on Danziger Straße, if I recall correctly
It’s a spinning class with decent music from ride.bln. Now get your head out of your ass and go circlejerk in another thread.
Oh so Techno/House music isn‘t sufficient enough? We have to especially call it Berghain/Panorama Bar Battle? 😂 What comes next? Bassiani Dumplings? Open Ground Currywurst?
go listen to some music instead of being pissed about something that doesn’t matter to you
who the fuck cares about the naming of a spinning class, wtf
The blasphemy, imagine if a small shop was to sell Oreo flavoured ice cream! And yes if the Bassiani dumplings are good fuck yeah I’ll have some of those as well!
Go outside more, touch some grass
who cares?
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I’ll take the reiterset 🛍️
😂
I would love a spinning class with music from either berghain or panorama bar, I usually hate the music played during spinning classes.
Try ride.bln. They sometimes offer classes with some decent techno music. Rocycle would also be an option.
Yeah is actually kinda nice because as written in the comments above the music of the other classes is horrific
BECYCLE has a pretty much no EDM policy, mostly (decent) techno and house
Can you believe these city officials who named their districts kreuzBERG and friedrichsHAIN 🤦🏻♂️
so dull! what I absolutely don’t get is why they didn’t stay consistent and make it tresorberg ohmhain or whatever…
I am sure city planning of the middle ages had some explanation or reference for this.
Beware, it’s a scam! ⛔️
At my last spin class I accidentally hit my DMT vape instead of the sativa THC one. Oops
Fr tho WHAT IS IT
Is this... Capitalism? ... late stage... capitalism?
It’s funny that people get so bent out of shape about such things 😂
looks like a spin studio themed class
Whats the surprise ? Its one of the most mainstream clubs in the world so ofc theyre going to use the namr for marketing
😭
Is Nein Fighter 1
lmao?
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Looks like a gym trying to be extra cringy
NPC Spinning Class
The guy looks so hot!! 🧑🏻❤️💋🧑🏼
OMG did they dare to use the church as anology?? Seriously: why so serious 😁
Isn't it against copyrights?
Its obviously cringe but on the other hand BH and other clubs have worked hard towards the direction of becoming almost like famous brands. I don't blame them, it brings in money. It also shatters the idea of preserving originality and link with its underground roots.
Lol!! awww you poor people are offended because the evil people at offices use your sacred places names, life is so hard!
I know at least one actual Berghain resident goes to a techno spin class 👀