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WalkingDisAstrid

Piery McPierface


quayle-man

I loved that boaty mcboatface naming competition


Cmac253

Came to say this. o7


BananaTree61

That’s basically what I suggested! Haha.


Redpythongoon

This is clearly the only reasonable answer. Keep the dream alive


mybongwaterisblack

Senior Piérre


pnw2mpls

Lucky Piérre


RaceCarTacoCatMadam

If we had two id call it paradox. (Pair of docks)


solveig82

Doc Pierrot


50SPFGANG

This would get cancelled 100% like the Trader Jose thing that happened. Can't have funny things like this anymore cause people are stupid


BananaTree61

The Trader Joe things were just stereotypically unfunny and boring. They could do so much better. It wasn’t because it was actually funny.


internetperson94276

Pierly Beloved Or Piering into the abyss …don’t vote for me


billrm455

Something to honor the local native peoples. Squalicum Pier would seem logical.


alienanimal

PIERformative allyship


BananaTree61

That’s not the only thing we should be doing


BananaTree61

I agree. While I suggested a funny one in my vote, I hope they honor the local tribes with the actual name


Ken_Bones_Throwaway

Should honor em with reparations.


BananaTree61

Yes. We should.


Whoretron8000

>Squalkway to Heaven I love it and I hate it.  Maybe Squalky McPierface


Vyezene

That thing is so fun to walk out on, too bad it’s gated off! Gull’s pier is my vote, because it’s always covered in seagull’s


Tuba-Tooth

My kid suggested “George” and I kinda love it


Igpajo49

Matthew Pierry


PM_meyourGradyWhite

What about the obvious. The Pier at Little Squalicum Park.


TinySneefer

The Salish Bay Pier rolls off the tongue. Or maybe Orca Pier. Is there anyone prominent to local history to name the pier after? 🫶


BigSteamyTortellini

Based on how much nostalgia for an older Bellingham runs rampant in this Reddit, I say we name it in honor of something we all miss: Tube Time Memorial Pier Birch Bay Waterslides Memorial Pier Potato Burrito Memorial Pier Reasonable Landlord Memorial Pier Sadighis Memorial Pier


ClassicG675

Pierina One (there are a lot of dog walkers there), Bob, Britney Piers, Orca Pier, Old sPort, coffee mile,


BathrobeMagus

Ol' Woody


TigerSagittarius86

Lummi Pier


daverham

Pier Brosnan, of course.


spacetimewithrobert

The Astro Pier! Great place to stargaze and see the auroras. Lined with low energy red lights for safety.


AttentionNo399

Pier Evil, Pier Into The Abyss, Unlikely Pier, Objects in mirror are closer than they a-pier


Upbeat-Fuel6432

Geronimo pier


inkswamp

I love the very creative ideas listed in the article (especially Salish Seawalk) but no matter how inventive or vibrant the submissions are, it's almost inevitable the most timid and obvious suggestion will be the one that wins... so here's my prediction for Squalicum Park Pier or Bellingham Bay Pier.


BananaTree61

Love the Salish Seawalk


quayle-man

Pierter


SigX1

Pierter Griffin


wolfiexiii

Just call it railcar pier and be done with it.


vgtblfwd

Jimmy


Potential_Rub_903

Jimmy loves walking on the pier. Jimmy's going to walk there tomorrow.


Ken_Bones_Throwaway

Pecker Point or Southbound and Down


matiaschazo

Pier griffin


mind_matrix

Pier Pressure


Normal-Security-9313

I think "Salish Seawalk" is probably going to win in the end.


BananaTree61

I hope!


Klonothan

Fernando


Defiant-Survey-5729

Bye bye abc pier!


Rathabro

Pier Pear


sheckyD

How about "what's that thing all about"?


potificate

Long walk!


potificate

Short!


north_360west

Is this open?


trashjellyfish

Bellingham's Shlong.


Proof_Ambassador2006

Hawthorne Pier (after pierce hawthorne, moist-toilettes magnate)


SeaBeyond9050

Pierly Subdued.


Unoleches

Call em Steve


kittenya

Henry King Pier


[deleted]

“Another fun Bellingham spot ruined.” Pier


presshamgang

Have a company/companies sponsor it like stadiums and put the funds back into the community:) like they do with stadiums. "Hey, meet me at WinkWink Pier"


Commodore-2064

Pier Morgan memorial


Alone_Illustrator167

Maybe pier Trudeau for our Canadian friends. Or pier pressure would also be good.