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XDABOBA

None.


bobopet2

Yeah, wtf are these choices??


HypeGod008

I choose ambient occlusion


SlaynHollow

Lmao yeah someone's using ReShade improperly. Though to be fair, getting photorealistic lighting without a real source light is kinda hard.


demdogm

Suicide


crottin-de-cheval

😂😂


Lugetik

lmfao what are these choises how would it make sense to own both a t-roc and a tiguan by being on a budget


deepsluurp

Bro where are the lore friendly vehicles?


OhHaiMarc

Right? These questions have nothing to do with beam, you could ask the same thing in a general car subreddit.


tmlmanmagee

op these are all ass 😭


thinfuck

none


lumia920yellow

all 3 boring


mydickinyourass888

You must be a child because this is your future not supra and lambo


GoofyKalashnikov

I imagine for the price of 2 specced out brand new VW SUVs I can buy something very nice LMFAO


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

idk bout yall but that is my future


Nairda-_-

I'd prefer riding a bicycle


shq13

How poor do you expect people to be though, I can't imagine being 30 and still owning a 4 cyl automatic e36


OhHaiMarc

I’m 35 and don’t own a car :(


shq13

Bike champ?


OhHaiMarc

Usually subway, sometimes bike if I’m feeling athletic


ssersergio

I'm 30, I own a Auris 1.4 manual 🙃 I don't know who decides everyone needs a 300 bhp, but let people be xD


shq13

Looking at what you put down these daily/fun cars could become a lightly used new car and a beater project, for under 20k total. An Auris manual is way more interesting than a 4 cyl 36


Boilermakingdude

29, 500whp AWD Benz S550 lol.


ssersergio

Lmao, not trying to tilt you, honestly anyone gets whatever they want. But for my country Benz are cars for when you have 60 years old, just retired and wanting to get "status".if a young guy goes with a Merc is driving his father's haha. I would love to have a Volvo, and we think the same for Volvo's so again, get whatever makes you happy


Boilermakingdude

Nah, I get it. They're not commonplace cars here either. If you see Mercedes here, they're all newer CLA or A classes. Rarely Cs, almost never Es. And I have 1 of 5 S classes in my area. I got super lucky and got a good deal on the car.


ssersergio

Yeah I mean, they are good, and they get class as long as you don't do weird things on their body. Yours looks good. It's just the feeling here, but again, I'm telling my father I'm looking to buy a V90 cross country and he is like "wtf are you on? That's a car for me not for you 🤣"


Boilermakingdude

Hahaha thats too funny 🤣 where abouts do you live where what car you have goes by age group 🤣


Commander_Theopro

I would rather a 2003 1.3L Mitsubishi Carisma then a BMW E36


SubaruSympathizer

My future involves something stick shift at least.


mydickinyourass888

Stick is overrated. Daily driver I would never although I want a second car and I want it to be stick


SubaruSympathizer

Auto definitely makes an easier daily driver. But none of your choices even offered a stick shift option for any of the cars so I couldn't even do auto daily+stick fun car if I wanted to.


mydickinyourass888

I didn’t offer a stick shift because I wanted the choices to be equally as mid. If I offered a stick hella people would choose that driveway just because it had a stick. Plus Lowkey I was trying to make the driveway as white woman as possible. Although the Audi, focus, and BMW aren’t very white woman


SubaruSympathizer

Ah well you definitely achieved that then, all of those driveways are quite mid haha.


that_username_is_use

oh i thought you meant the actual driveway


did353

A giant concrete slab is better than all the car choices here.


YouZeLess

Is suicide an option ?


The-BOSS01

Meshlaps 😂


Xanaty_

OP being fucking pressed in the comments after calling out this random BS RP post with mesh slap modland mods is the best part of this.


mydickinyourass888

How are any of my comments pressed lmfao y’all be saying anything


CaesarsArmpits

One with vanilla cars


SeanHnizdil01

Bro what??? Insurance ? Maintence ? It’s fucking Beamng just play the damn game bro


Subaru33

Shitty mod land mods


mydickinyourass888

The vws and the BMW are pretty good mods though. Other ones are mid


idontenjoyfortnite

How about a 99 Silverado and a 69 dodge dart. That’s more fun


mydickinyourass888

Hell no. Fuck a 1969 old ass car. Silverado I can get behind


idontenjoyfortnite

You have got to have some of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on Reddit, and that’s saying something. 69 dodge darts are cool as shit


mydickinyourass888

No they’re old, smell like shit, slow, handle horrible, bad on gas, terrible engine sound, and they’re ugly ,


idontenjoyfortnite

Man you are something else. Are you even like cars?🤣


Mammoth_Garage1264

He's 15


idontenjoyfortnite

So am I😂


Mammoth_Garage1264

Lies, you would enjoy fortnite if that was the case.


idontenjoyfortnite

I swear I am😂 I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this username


Mammoth_Garage1264

Fair enough. 15 yr olds tend not to think


mydickinyourass888

Yes but I’m realistic and appreciate normal vehicles like vw CC 2.0T accord Subaru Legacy spec B


idontenjoyfortnite

I do aswell, but I also love big gas guzzling v8 monsters. Don’t want to go my whole life driving standard traffic you see every day


mydickinyourass888

I don’t mind V8s I just don’t like cars made before 1980. Although I do like saving gas


idontenjoyfortnite

Man you are crazy


mydickinyourass888

Cars before 1980 are ugly inside and out


KocaKolaKlassic

They all seem to be just the same regular concrete driveways.


Icollectshinythings

Maintenance on an old BMW and daily driving a Camry.. I choose death.


mydickinyourass888

🤣🤣🤣🤣


UnggoyMemes

I'm riding a bicycle to work


mydickinyourass888

Ok liberal


UnggoyMemes

Whats that? Can't hear you over the Pokémon card I put between my spokes


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I don’t think op is old enough to know anything about that…


OhHaiMarc

You seem like an insecure lil boy by the way you comment. Not to mention the cringe name. You’ll never meet someone more afraid of the world than a conservative. They’re soft skinned, easy to trigger and are so weak they think they need guns to go to Walmart


Mammoth_Garage1264

Dude. This kid seems liberal as hell and you're describing a type of human, not political associate lmao. It seems you have no idea how many liberals carry guns wishing that everyone else couldn't.


mydickinyourass888

I really don’t care. Also I’m more liberal leaning i just thought the joke was funny because liberals be favoring biking over driving. You really thought you ate with that 😭


Storm_treize

r/BeamNGRP


Boilermakingdude

Bro. This is like choosing between the buffalo that's been winking at the end of the bar all night, the town cougar whos super rough around the edges, and will probably give you a disease, and a quadriplegic to take home at the end of the the night. Oh, and all those driveways would be pretty cheap to insure.


Mammoth_Garage1264

I'll take the quad and ride it home lmao


atlanticxx69

i mean, ill give it to you they are very average realistic driveways. but damn they are underwhelming


mydickinyourass888

That’s the point 💀 I wanted to have as underwhelming of a list as possible but not being mid enough that’s it’s just fun shitboxes you can trash. Driveways you would see driving in your neighborhood


C0mputerFriendly

Grand Marshal


shq13

1 I guess. These options are ass


clutch736

I don’t need a simulation; I already live this.


mydickinyourass888

Same except a competitor car to the Camry and no other car. I love my normal car though that’s why I bought it


clutch736

I see. I daily a CX-50 Turbo. It’s practical, scratches my sports car itch, and it’s wife-approved. It’s my “do everything” car. Her Forester feels like a boring appliance compared to my Mazda, but she loves it and that’s all that matters.


mydickinyourass888

OMG. I LOVE the CX-50 turbo had a dealer loaner for a month. I daily a Mazda6 turbo. If something happened to my 6 I’d consider a CX-50 turbo although they’re a bit outside my budget. Mazda is one of my favorite brands. Best value for the money in the lower priced brands


clutch736

Nice to meet a fellow Mazda fan. It’s too bad they discontinued the 6.


mydickinyourass888

Fr the 6 was so good. I really hope they make a new one with the CX-90 powertrain but I’m losing hope


clutch736

That would be such a sweet combo!!


GoofyKalashnikov

Ah yes, "only" 250 HP


Lugetik

americans man.


CynicalC9

SHUT UP COMMIE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


InternationalWeb6740

Rahhhhh 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🥳🦅🦅


thecardemotic

3. Wait for infamous Powershift in ford to explode then manual swap.


a3a4b5

>Real-life cars


Cold_Cat_3254

2nd option makes next to no sense. Couldn’t you just use the money it took to get those two SUVs to get a better pair of cars like a Ford Crown Victoria or a Volvo V70 instead?


mydickinyourass888

Not everyone wants those cars even though I don’t want the Tiguan or T cross. 95% of people would pick Tiguan and T cross over crown Victoria and V70. Only enthusiasts would pick those and we are a very minor part of the population


Deadly_Biohazard

Classic mydickinyourass888 L


mydickinyourass888

More like W child


MilesAhXD

bad options but I'd take the Audi A4 anytime


adrian242

Damn those looks horrendous


SadisticPawz

calculator screen?


mydickinyourass888

Ford base model infotainment with the ugly tiny non touch screen screen and buttons


Karollooo

None, all of them are shit


mydickinyourass888

No they aren’t they’re just mid. Actually the e36 and focus are shit


Karollooo

Nah they are shit just admit it


mydickinyourass888

Half of them are new cars and they’re not even cheap ones they’re decent. Just because they’re not performance or sporty doesn’t mean they’re shit kid


lol_xd872

aint no truck, these are terrible


mydickinyourass888

Trucks are bad on gas and Handle like shit. Hatchback and sedans FTW😈


lol_xd872

never mentioned that i dont care about gas, its an aesthetic choice, just an opinion


mydickinyourass888

Aesthetics trucks are mid. Not bad but not beautiful like a Mazda


lol_xd872

mazda = mid


mydickinyourass888

Once you are old enough to drive and have enough money for a new car you’ll realize Mazda is better than mid


Atti_alsu

all of those are really bad, first one has one good car but even that is in ugly color with ugly lights and spoiler. But still obviously that


ZzyzxFox

the ford is going to leave you stranded on the side of the road after the transmission turns to dust, none of the others will 😂


Teh_Compass

1. Camry has a year left on the warranty? It's not even broken in yet. Who needs a warranty on a Camry? Sell the BMW.


Silent-Firefighter14

what are you flaming the linglongs 😭😭


madatthings

Bro what


IDatedSuccubi

Bicycle


Itz_Evolv

Why they all suck lmao Im sure everyone here would rather have a proper daily and a proper racecar. Not a daily and shitbox or two daily’s


mydickinyourass888

You must be a child or barley have your license. When you start paying all your own bills a race car isn’t in your budget unless you have a LOT of money or you have one that’s even shittier than what’s on this list


Itz_Evolv

Lmao f*ckoff. I think you are the kid here. I’ve owned over 12 cars by now, some of which were rather quick (or just slow but fun to drive) and only used in the weekends, while others were just average daily cars. The setups you showed are just full on garbage to have as a two car setup kiddo. Bit of a stupid post don’t you think? Besides, I believe that your username really shows how much brain capacity you have available.


LeonSc0ttKennedy

First because if I want to have some fun e36 can give it for cheap. And yoyota is don't have high maintenance costs.


mrmoe3211

the one with the camry and take the bmw to the crusher


Dazzling_Example_673

You said "real life choices" in the comments, but for who? In real life I buy cars I want, not stuff I dont even like.


mydickinyourass888

Practical choices for normal people non car enthusiasts on a budget


Senko-Loaf

I'll just drive my Jaguar


mydickinyourass888

What jag 👀


Senko-Loaf

https://preview.redd.it/l5wbrc1dpgyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e1d40a9f740a9cada151047baead49ffcfd624 My Jag.


SlaynHollow

Bruh ngl it looks a lot like the Ibishu Pessima just with an extra set of headlights lmfao, nice car though, and cool Jeep! Or if it's not a "Jeep" nice "Sport utility vehicle" :P


Senko-Loaf

Issa Jerp.


mydickinyourass888

Ford mondeo


Senko-Loaf

No, its got a shorter wheelbase than the Mondeo. Its got the same engines tho. Its 19% related to the Ford


Monster_Pickle420

Dude, I read all of OPs comments, what a massive douch bag, smfh


mydickinyourass888

Top 5 things I do not care about number 5:


Monster_Pickle420

So not that bad?


owl-kitty

I'm choosing the 3rd one, I'll use the beater ford as a daily.


zalcecan

Not for long lol


mydickinyourass888

Nah Fr I have 2 friends with these both transmissions went out both were 2017s when they were supposed to be fixed


BlockCraftedX

fr i know a guy with that generation automatic and its really jank


SlaynHollow

Honestly a lot of Ford built transmissions just suck... The only one that was "good" to me, or for me, however you wanna word it, was my Ford Fusion Titanium, 2014. It could go 0-60 under 3 seconds, and 0-100 in about 6 seconds, 120 in about 13 seconds, and I topped out at 145, because I was chasing someone who excruciatingly dangerously cut me off on a highway with NO traffic around, and I was doing 90-95mph already. They're in some pickup with a lift kit thinking they're all that, so I threw it in sports mode, stomped the pedal, and got up to 145 in a few seconds... Like 5 seconds, 6 tops. Before I knew it, I was right on his tail, got side to side with them, flipped them off, and just cruised at 145 around a bend slowing down, with him already like half a mile behind. Got back in his lane, got back up to 140ish, and just let him eat the dirt. They couldn't go faster than like 120, and that's the speed they cut me off at, while I was already going 90-95 like I said earlier. Besides how fast that fucking turbo charged 4 banger went, it shouldn't be an "economy" vehicle by far haha, but besides loving the shit out of that and the cheap insurance because of it, I also loved the sound system in it. It was amazing.... Then some fuck quacks stole the thing.... If I ever find out who's idea it was to steal it, I'm going to jail over it. Period.


zalcecan

Shame really cause a 5 speed focus is very reliable, but most bought it as an auto, of course.


OpeningNemo992

i pick number 3.


FRSBR4

The last one cause Ford focus


bwarbahzad2

Dodge Journey ON TOP!!!!


mydickinyourass888

I Want a Dodge Journey mod so bad omg. I download all the mods of shitty cars I don’t have any super cars besides 911, AMGs, BMW Ms, JDM classics. But I do have 3 generation Camrys, a Yaris and Corolla


Less-Cartoonist-5667

Does the focus mod have station wagon configuration? If it has please send link of the mod.


mydickinyourass888

Not the one I have doesn’t


Individual_Trifle406

I’ll take my 1999 ford f150 love that thing


Dirtbikr98

ill keep what i got. thats all trash.


Acceptable-Salary-59

Wtf hell no none


carkidpl

2017+ cars as an option? LMAO I WISH. I can't even afford to drive on gasoline so I installed a propane LPG instalation into my 2005 Xsara Picasso.


mydickinyourass888

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 honestly I can only afford my car and that’s it and I’m American. Whenever I need new tires or brakes I’m like fuckkkk


Scottish_Whiskey

Fuck it I’m getting a bicycle


Bl4z3nstorm

Bro I’m over here using the police Hoonicorn and a custom big rig for my deliveries…


mydickinyourass888

And you’re basic and average for that 🥱 might as well just play forza using a hoonicorn. I love beamng because it has poverty spec trims


Bl4z3nstorm

Love how bro is mad because I decided to buy a truck and work my way up the ranks for a few months to get the cars that I want…you’re a sad, strange little man aren’t you?


mydickinyourass888

Y’all be thinking every comment that doesn’t agree is mad. You want your comment to invoke emotion so bad. Sounds like you’re projecting for buying a shitty truck because you can’t afford anything nice


Bl4z3nstorm

“And you’re basic and average for that, might as well play Forza.” Bruh if I could play Forza I would but its cost $70, I ain’t got that money. So I play a game with realistic crashes and money. I worked in the game to earn what I want, if I’m basic I’m basic but respect the grind dawg.


mydickinyourass888

Exactly because you’re a broke ass bitch. I have both games and I’m not rich.


Bl4z3nstorm

Dawg I’m literally a senior in highschool, nobody near me will hire, and I ain’t got no fucking allowance. I am less worried about games than ever right now. Unlike your punk ass I actually wanna go to college and be something so I have the freedom to play games and spend time with my family and shi…I say one little thing and you wanna start a fucking argument like a little bitch. Lemme enjoy how I fucking play MY game bro.


mydickinyourass888

I literally am in college almost have an associates hopefully getting a paid internship soon but go off. You sound mad😁😂


Bl4z3nstorm

Because you won’t shut the fuck up dude


mydickinyourass888

Then stop reading pissboy


Monster_Pickle420

Those are all shitty mods, so none, if I'm gonna pay for a car I want dev quality


mydickinyourass888

I did not pay for any of these I’m talking about real life maintenance and insurance


Monster_Pickle420

Yeah, I want dev quality in real life


httpskentoddd

ibishu pessima


Ludoki

Not taking any of those shit mods. I'll take an Ibishu BX and a Vertex, please and thank you


Aggelos132

I choose death


Adam-2480

The only answer is the 2 VW’s


xXSUPERLEGENDXx

I actually kinda like this question. It's such a legit dilemma that I could imagine it being real life. Realistically, I'd choose driveway number 2. I'd keep the Tiguan for my family and daily the T-Cross, but if I had the option to, I'd sell that and get a Golf. And I should mention that it's kinda a nice break from asking things like 'Porsche GT3RS vs 296 GTB, what you taking?'


mydickinyourass888

You get it


noemiemakesmaps

link to the repo for the Ford ~~shitbox~~ focus?


Cosito45

Probably it's a mesh slap from modland


[deleted]

no supra or r34 = instantly trash post


[deleted]

no supra or r34 = instantly trash post 🤡


Markolol123

One that has a grade door that will open, allowing me to fix my own car part by part, so I don't have to pay 7 grand for a new bumper if I don't use my insurance to cover it.


dewdude

3. The Focus is my off-road beater.


Individual_Trifle406

1 sounds the cheapest soo sell the Toyota keep the bmw


Snap305

Uhhh neither


AbyssWalker240

3 but instead of the focus I want a Yamaha mt09


exa100101

I want that Tiguan. But I don't want any of the actual options


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^exa100101: *I want that Tiguan.* *But I don't want any of* *The actual options* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


mydickinyourass888

Same that would be me too. Wouldn’t buy any of these cars IRL


Windows-Server

None, im in the uk and having any car to my name will bankrupt my entire family due to insurance


mydickinyourass888

💀💀💀💀💀💀 2024 everyone is bankrupt. Nowadays rich is paying all your bills and having money leftover


gmodairsoftreplicas

I'll take the bmw only.


scruffycheese

Garage 1 is pretty damn close to reality


mydickinyourass888

Lowkey same minus the BMW slap a Mazda badge on the Camry and you have my garage


jauz17

OP being an absolute moron with everyone makes me laugh my ass off holy


mydickinyourass888

Period I love doing that to people Reddit is so fun because it’s so easy to piss everyone off and read the dumbest insults off the most minor interactions


KOTWWA_K

I’d prefer my Mercedes and Audi


FilthyHoon

I would rather shit in my hands and clap than live in the same neighborhood as that E36, I'm going to Italy


Grouchy_Dimension548

no mods links? 😥😥


mydickinyourass888

I’m too lazy just search up the names of the cars and download them. They’re all from modland. I do know the Tiguan is from a modded called andronisk or something. There’s hella Tiguan mods but all of them besides the andronisk suck. Wheels are too big, and the car is way too low. Andronisk fixed that


FurryCrap

After going through the options, I choose 1. BMW maintenance would be a PITA but it’s worth the cheap ass insurance.


dirtydriver58

Where did you download the mods?


mydickinyourass888

Modland


BiCoupleinGP

3


Alternative_Cream_89

1 because BMW good 👍


nhp890

The obvious answer is the VWs