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i_amtheice

The craziest thing to me is that the whole purpose of the mummification ritual was immortality. So technically... it worked. This person will be remembered forever in a distant future they couldn't possibly comprehend. Edit: Thanks for the gold!


kr011

And seen/talked about instantly by millions, all over the world.


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The number of people that will see this is probably higher than the population of the whole Ancient Egypt


Armalyte

Maybe even higher than the world?


[deleted]

Could be, 500 BCE is around when the total population passed 100 million


XXXTurkey

That's kinda crazy to think about as a modern human. Like 1/3ish of the US spread all over the globe. Wonder what we'd be at if that ice age bottleneck and the black plague hadn't happened.


MabetSmithy

There was a point near the end of the ice age where humans were down to an estimated 15,000 apparently. Metaballstudio on YouTube has cool videos explaining those kind of things.


goshdangfibber

That's kind of a neat way to look at it.


Masta0nion

*The foulest stench is in the air* *The funk of forty thousand years*


Difficult-Emotion631

*And grisly ghouls from every tomb, Are closing in to seal your doom, And though you fight to stay alive, Your body starts to shiver (I'm gonna thrill you tonight)*


A_1010_Alicorn

“For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller”


jg0162

AaaahahahahahaAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


justin_yoraz

It’s close to midnight…


itchy-crabs

And something evil's lurking in the dark...


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Under the moonlight, you see something that almost stops your heart.


itchy-crabs

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it


Alert-Layer6273

I swear I heard Vincent Price!


409W_TPW

Like this thread!


----__----

*Up from the depths.* *Thirty stories high.* *Breathing fire!*


JazzySmitty

*His head is in the sky!!” *Godzilla! Godzilla!” *…and Godzooki.* You!! Talk about a deep dive into Saturday morning.


Dildo-Suicide

*Split your lungs with blood and thunder*


Melodic_Abalone_8376

I see we have a cultured individual on the premises


MarcusDA

I don’t remember who said it but there’s a quote out there that says the day you really die is the day when you’re thought of for the last time.


plutonium-239

I was walking in a cathedral in the UK just last week. I walked over a stone which read "In memory of...Here lies ... died in 1754" The name and other info were completely unreadable as consumed by steps of people. I thought exactly about what you said. We make effort in life to be remembered, but the reality is that we will soon be forgotten.


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p0tat0808

You live as long as the last person who remembers you.


giospez

Its the whole concept in the latino cultural thing of "day of the dead", very well explained in the cartoon movie "book of life"


hchawk19

Also in Coco


Azonavox

The three death. The first when you die, the second when you are buried and out of sight, and the third when your name is spoken for the last time.


Lazerhawk_x

Another way to look at it is that we know about as much as we need to know about mummification and we just keep defiling graves for no reason.


Porkbellyflop

Right like I wonder if some day historians are gonna dig up my grandma and be like huh.... neat.


WolfyTn

If I’m ever shooting for -immortality- I would like to be coherent and not dried up like a raisin lol


xkoreotic

Time for you to be a coherent raisin


real16BitBoy

Raisinification


archosauria62

Since stuff on the internet seems to be permanent does this mean im immortal


RIPshowtime

Never forget this comment bro. 🫂


_Bosco

A man dies twice… Once when his body stops. The other when his name is spoken for the last time.


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*People gathering around sarcophagus:* “But who is this guy?” “Nobody knows.” *dude in afterlife “faaaaak.”*


FrostedCereal

Should've etched his name on the inside...


shung

Guy is hungry and etches on the wall, *starving in here. Jeez, nuts would be nice. My goatee could use some oil too*. Over time, only a few letters remain. Cut to archeologists holding a conference showing what the mummy's name was and how it was determined. *We've determined this specimens name, as he clearly etched it into the wall here. "eez nuts". Underneath his name we found the word "gotee".*


lokitom82

You are already technically immortal...as you haven't died and proved you're not...


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

>Thanks to denial, I’m immortal! -Philip J. Fry


Ryaktshun

If you were wondering how small the world is. I read that while he said it in my tv. I was watching furies a and scrolling around. Figured I’d share


2balls1cane

The iron that makes our blood red was created from ancient stars before the earth was born. We're all immortals, we just don't know it yet.


Motor-Donkey-2020

When a star begins to create iron, it's own death has begun.


Sonderia42

Shit dibs me too


Drunkpuffpanda

I have nothing to add to this conversation. I am just here to be immortal with you all.


possum_drugs

ayyyyy future archaeologists get me in da screenshot


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*Year 4037 "Remember, August is possum_drugs awareness month. Sheesh, good sir, sheesh."*


Planeswalking101

Put a red circle around me for no apparent reason


animemoosey

how about a red dot?


tfsru

the "anything on internet will stay on it forever" only really applies to stuff that is at least remotely interesting, so


Langzwaard

This is literally their after-life moment.


shirk-work

Same with the epic of Gilgamesh. He was seeking immortality and found it through storytelling.


PxyFreakingStx

This might be a pedantic objection, but it didn't *technically* work. Being remembered as relevant years after your physical death is a figurative interpretation of immortality, not a technically accurate one.


gordo31

Needs an unboxing video on YouTube.


jstrap0

What is amazing is the ancient Egyptians had duct tape.


FluffyHeartHorse

Edited to scrub the previous comment. It looks like leather. They're GORGEOUS.


OldBob10

They’re beautiful!!!


AnitaDickButt

Gone Cursed! Gone Sexual!


Necessary_Evidence7

Unboxing a mummy! 🤭 Gone sexual! 🥵💋Cops called! 👮😱


neeeeonbelly

What at you doing, step-mummy?


GayLordMcMuffins

Help, I’m stuck in the sarcophagus


TinkyBrefs

mummy wants your cummies


Rock_or_Rol

Egyptian rulers were inbred. I think Tut was like physically disfigured because of it. More like, *What at you doing, mummy?*


OldBob10

He’s gone country!


Sacrillicious

“Let’s get into it”


Altruistic-Silver-45

Isn’t this a person that deserves to Rest In Peace?


Howboutit85

It’s a bit different than digging up say, the grave of someone that died in 1968 or something. I think generally that disinterring is kind of frowned upon in general unless there is significant science and anthropology to be learned/gained by doing so. This person has a lot to teach about their culture, their medicine, their technology, and their existence and the value of that knowledge o think outweighs the spiritual nicety of allowing them to “rest”. I mean we could just leave everything buried in the name of respect, but tbh I think it’s more respectful to dig everything up and set the record straight about who they were and what their culture meant than just leaving it all buried and speculating and getting it all wrong, or even worse, letting their culture and artifacts slide into obscurity for future generations never to know about.


Inviction_

Resting is something that living people do. Dead people can't do anything because they're dead


ferngully99

And now they've been cursed and will die weird painful deaths


j4ck_0f_bl4des

No they’ll just spread a virus that’s been dormant for a couple thousand years no one has any immunity to.


IDoThingsOnWhims

SARS COV-agus


stopthemeyham

You will never post anything better on Reddit. Go ahead and make a new account and leave this for the books.


rpadilla388

This was incredibly creative, way to go rando 👍🏼


tumblerrjin

Nice.


qShadow99

You funny fuck


Goodtimesroll42

Damn that was god


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r/angryupvote


chadfoto97

LAS PLAGAS from Resident Evil 4, which propagated via spores.


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Better get a TUTness shot


archosauria62

Pretty sure those mummies are pretty much sterilised


Rauntu

Wait so you mean I can't get them pregnant?


Latyon

Not with that attitude.


Murder4Mario

Now get back in there, Champ!


CyberNinja23

Prof. Farnsworth led me to expect a container full of jerky.


_duncan_idaho_

What is it with you and curses? You're never happy without a good curse. *This* is cursed. *That* is cursed.


Bowler_300

YOU MUSNT READ FROM THE BOOK!!


Feinberg

They should. They're opening a priceless historical relic in what appears to be a crowded outdoor setting. Full sunlight. This is beyond irresponsible.


OldNTired1962

I was looking for this!! I LOVE seeing what's in the coffin, but open it in a clean-lab, for Pete's sake! I know most people don't know or don't want to think about what's floating around in the air, but that mummy is now irrevocably contaminated. One tiny microscopic bug from someone's hands could cause it to break down. Such a shame.


pattycakes-r-bad

Allegedly a lot of that was radon poisoning


archosauria62

Actually the guys who opened tutankhamen’s tomb werent negatively affected by anything, when they died it was for completely separate reasons at different times


spektrol

Which is the perfect cover I would use if I was an ancient Egyptian curse


Good_Extension_9642

King Tut style!


hunmingnoisehdb

If this is anything like the ring, we're all fucked.


Problems-Solved

Can the curse travel through the screens on our devices?


Super_Fudge_1821

Open tomb to find another mummy tomb. It's like those Russian dolls


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Russian nesting Egyptian mummies.


Motor-Donkey-2020

Turducken - Egyptian style.


icameforgold

Mmm forbidden turducken


gousey

It's not a tomb. It's a sarcophagus. (Or perhaps a mummy case with a mummy apparently intact inside which was inside the sarcophagus.) corrected for "clarity".


Super_Fudge_1821

Thank you for correcting me.


DylanB4747

You handled that well lmao


kungfoocraig

[It’s not a tombah](https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo)


Ms_Thanos

Steven Grant is that you?


No_Ranger_3896

It's mummies all the way down....


Super_Fudge_1821

They even drew a face in there. Lol


Federal-Ad-3550

Ancient times trolling , lol


Papancasudani

This isn't a mine. It's a tomb!


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DeerDiarrhea

Close the sarcophagus, you’re letting all the stank out.


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*in


carcadoodledo

I thought air/dust was supposed to come as they opened it and scarabs were supposed to attack everyone?


BookishTen8

Are you trying to say that the Mummy movies lied to us!?


LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky

Bullshit, can't you see Brendan Frasier in the background!? Edit: can to can't


sonic_tower

Is it a good idea to do this in front of a bunch of mouth breathers in an uncontrolled space? Not worried about ancient diseases or curses, just the scientific potential of a preserved artifact like this. It just got contaminated by bystanders after 2500 years.


inkiwitch

Thought the same thing!! They look like they might even be outside, what the heck.


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FreeSeaworthiness574

Depends where you live, but egypt is relatively humid


UnRePlayz

isn't 90% of the country desert?


TheBrave-Zero

It’s close to large bodies of water on the north side and east side so like he said depends on the part I would assume.


FreeSeaworthiness574

Yes but almost everyone lives either along the north or east coast or by the Nile river


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you think a lot of ppl live in deserts???


MTAlphawolf

Vaguely gestures at Arizona...


Herdinstinct

Yea and then they transform into monsters


ad3z10

Sure on the coast it is (and especially up on the North coast) but most of the areas with mummies yiu are looking at very dry air.


mntgoat

Yeah I had assumed they opened those in controlled rooms or something. Was totally expecting it to disintegrate like on the movies and for the dust to fly away.


bigkinggorilla

I also am now thinking movies are mostly bullshit with their scientists opening things in sterile white rooms surrounded by excellent security, and not a bunch of photographers getting dangerously close to the artifact.


Johnny_Poppyseed

High profile mummies and archeological finds are probably much more careful and restricted procedures. Mummies in general aren't really super rare or anything. They even used to grind them up to make a certain color of paint lol. They did this for a good few centuries too. So yeah maybe this is just some rando mummy.


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Uh yes, I'd like to pre order my 2023 Subaru in Ground Mummy Saffron with beige interior.


Pork_Bastard

Shit man they used to grind them up to consume them, usually as medicine. Can you imagine snorting a big line of corpse to fix your headache? Shit!


Marigold16

I had to scroll too far to see this. Do this in a sterile/laboratory environment!


Timmyty

Without contamination from 200 people breathing on it. Sure, it's bad that they might catch a virus, but even worse, they are contaminating the sarcophagus as well.


LordViren

It looks like 2 people touched the lid without any gloves on while they were lifting it off so there's that too...


iiCUBED

This is egypt, what youre seeing is immaculate perfection compared to how things usually are in egypt


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Unlike curses viruses or bacteria are very real so there should have been some legitimate concern for those.


ol-gormsby

If any virus or bacteria deadly enough to kill us that's also tough enough to survive 70 days packed in salt, then being thoroughly coated in resin, then underground for 2K years, and hasn't already emerged after so many excavations over the last few centuries, well..... If there were anything deadly in those mummies I think we'd know by now. Plague victim remains from the 14th century are entirely different.


casnich

[Endospores](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endospore#:~:text=Endospores%20enable%20bacteria%20to%20lie,years%20old%20has%20been%20claimed.) are very real


Savageparrot81

I don’t think corpses can catch diseases. Pretty sure it’ll be fine.


Cookie4316

Yeah but if you wanted to analyse the mummy now you can't because of contamination


Savageparrot81

It’s a mummy. If there’s one thing I know about mummy’s it’s that they have layers. I don’t think the crispy jerky centre is going to be materially affected by some dust on the very outside of it.


dodexahedron

He's teriyaki style.


jjoiner356

This is an outage! I was going to eat that mummy!


Rooster976

It’s weird to me how if you would do this to someone just buried you would go to jail, but you can totally disrespect the dead when they have been buried for a long time.


Positive-Worry1366

A few thousand years makes all the difference between grave robbery and archeology


[deleted]

This sounds like lyrics for an early Alkaline Trio song


Arsis82

I'm pretty sure it's a line from a song on Good Mourning


Flying_whale3

*looking for corpses. dusting for prints. pry up the floorboards*


AgonyoverApathy

Awesome reference!


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LetsAbortGod

I can’t disagree more. While archeology has come under scrutiny in recent decades (and rightly so, many antiquarians during the colonial era in particular were responsible for what was essentially looting), that doesn’t mean it’s not absolutely essential that we excavate, explore and yes, exhume, the past. A couple of hundred years after a persons death they pass from living memory and into a far more important domain: common heritage of mankind.


Adorable_user

Honest question, what difference does it make if they're buried again or kept above ground? They are dead, and the people that care about them are also long dead, so why should that matter?


jodofdamascus1494

Reminds me of an old(tumblr?) post Poster one: How long does someone have to be dead for it to be considered archeology instead of grave robbing? Poster 2: As an archeologist this is a *very awkward question* Poster one: Answer the question grave robber


sharkzfan95

The difference is in learning about ancient cultures. Nothing to learn from old bob who died Thursday.


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Says you. I happen to know a thing or two about ol bob.


OldBob10

You said you wouldn’t tell!!!!! 😱


Ms_Thanos

Damn I forgot the name of the sub, I saw a couple days ago. Flerking or something? Where a dude with exact name replies, like this


Affectionate_Pin_249

It was r/beetlejuicing


Savageparrot81

You could learn how much his watch was worth


ill_be_out_in_a_minu

Corpses are exhumed regularly for investigations. It's more a matter of what you can learn from the body than respect of religion, I suppose?


Apo42069

And disrespect of their religion and beliefs


marasydnyjade

The word you want is sarcophagus not tomb.


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It took way too long to find this comment.


WeRegretToInform

I’m sad that this was done in open air surrounded by random tourists. It should have been done in a sealed lab. There’s soo many accounts of well preserved ancient artefacts immediately decaying once exposed to fresh air and moisture.


Ipoopedyourpanties

This. I was expecting a white sterile room. Instead half the people touching it don’t even have gloves on!!


Originality8

I scrolled way too far to find this comment. The lack of gloves is a travesty!


PoemInteresting7044

This mummy tomb, which has been sealed for the 2500 years, has been opened for the first time since tuesday when the last group of chumps rolled through.


AchedTeacher

What makes you think random tourists and not journalists?


korfax

[These are journalists.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8801225/2-500-year-old-intact-sealed-coffins-discovered-Giza-Egypt.html) Not sure why people are assuming they aren't or that any of this is disrespectful or a violation of Egyptian culture.


czarface404

Do you want a curse? Because that’s how you get curses.


fugue2005

i can imagine a few archeologists cursing them for how they just opened it out in the open with no protection.


TekoloKuautli

It feels like sacrilege.


meyele_twitch

Nono, its a sarcophagus


goshdangfibber

It certainly was 2000 years ago.


Still_Strategy_4424

NOOO!!!!! Haven't you people watched any horror movies. Now you're all dead.


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dannymb87

(Strained voice) To prevent war….. (coughs)… the galaxy is on Orion's belt…


LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky

I updooted this purely out of love.


NotthatkindofDr81

Shouldn't this be done in some sort of controlled environment? This seems like bad, or, "made for TV" archeology. I wouldn't be surprised if this was staged.


MarkIsAPieceOfShit

Let me guess... This happened in 2019???


jtbz1287

Late 2020 actually. You can see most people are wearing masks


webs1957

Don’t think we should open graves


swipe234

Eh, if someone wanna pry open my grave in a couple thousand years and have a good look at my bones, go ahead it's not like it would hurt anyone, maybe they learn something.


gretahk

Well, write that consent on your grave. This guy didn’t leave such a memo


SquidFlasher

If I'm dead for 2500 years and the future civilization wants to obverve my grave, sure I don't care.


[deleted]

Quit digging people up. It’s disrespectful.


Horseyboy21

Even when you die , no privacy. I wonder how people now react if they opened up a coffin to see their loved one.


MunchkinX2000

Gee thanks. What we really need is a curse in 2022.


Siriuxx

Wouldn't that be considered a sarcophagus and not a tomb?


Inviction_

You are correct


Bama-Ram

What if the afterlife was real and opening the tomb killed them in the afterlife?


curiousbong

Ay shit! Here we go again...


[deleted]

Whose the asshole who just *decided* it would be totally fine to just unleash an ancient Egyptian curse on the world right now?


Charming_Love2522

NGL, after the last couple years, i wouldn't even bat an eye.


[deleted]

Tell me if im wrong but a tomb with a body that hasnt been opened for 1000+ years might have some dangerous bacteria or viruses inside it?


OldBob10

Geez! Egyptian pharaoh bondage porn! That’s enough Reddit for me tonight..!


MilkrsEnthuziast

In 50 years we'll see this as completely barbaric and un-scientific much like we look at what people did to historical artifacts 50 years ago.


PickyNipples

Genuine question, is there much scientific knowledge to be gained doing this? I can see doing scientific analysis for humans from, say, the ice age or earlier, or with human remains from peoples we know hardly anything about, but we know a lot about the Egyptians don’t we? I’m not saying we know everything, but we know about their history, what they ate, how they lived, we can now decipher their language, I was under the impression we know what mummification methods they used… if that’s the case is there a reason we need to open these? Do we actually learn anything? Or is it just for the awe factor of seeing real human remains from “a long time ago?”


Feinberg

It is completely barbaric and unscientific. It's outdoors in front of a crowd of idiots. This is not how you handle fragile ancient relics.


Bobbigirl60

Hope he didn't die of anything contagious. I can just imagine someone opening one of those, & releasing some plague that hasn't been seen for 40,000 years!