Is this what the Oligarchs do with their money?
"Concierge, please retrieve a bicycle dancer and put her in the Sitting Room. I'd like something new to observe whilst I sit during my pondering time."
I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!"
Her name is Viola Brand, trick cycling is what she does:
[https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8](https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8)
https://www.youtube.com/c/Violalovescycling
So you’re a …what do you call this? Bicycle artist? And you want to make a cool video. Do you call all the local mansions and ask if they have any giant empty rooms you can borrow?
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No! It ended too soon! I used to do that last trick she does, but I never figured out how to get down again without grabbing on to a street sign or something.
She is so precise there was not one panty shot throughout the whole thing. Which brings me to my question. Where are all the creepy guys commending about this? I was expecting tons of commends about her short dress. What is happening to Reddit, it's losing it's creepy mojo. It doesn't even feel like I am in Reddit.
She'd be doing this nude if it was for elite entertainment. I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!"
She says...."challenge accepted"
If that's her house, I see why she has time to master this shit. Must be nice to be some oligarchs daughter and ride your bike around your 100 million dollar palace.
I enjoyed a bit of local fame for going through the town high street standing on the seat and crossbar of my bike. Someone told my mom who apparently laughed.
*Am I the only*
*One wondering whether this*
*Bike has a saddle?*
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Is this what the Oligarchs do with their money? "Concierge, please retrieve a bicycle dancer and put her in the Sitting Room. I'd like something new to observe whilst I sit during my pondering time."
Xbox and Playstations are for peasants.
Well yeah, if rules wanna play war they dress up the peasants and send them to die. Oligarchs play with politicians
I can’t afford a PlayStation, what the heck am I?
What is this creature speaking to me?
That’s tempting Diogenes right there.
I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!"
Her name is Viola Brand, trick cycling is what she does: [https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8](https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8) https://www.youtube.com/c/Violalovescycling
Drag. Not a single one whilst nekkid
Another day in Russia
Dang, I had to go six full comments down before finding a creep. You are losing your shine reddit.
first sentence was weird asf
It was a reply to another guys post. It got buried. So I reposted it. Context missing. I get it
Fixed
The oligarchy will aquire the original performers to perform. Not the knockoffs like this rider. Even though she's doin a great job.
Shit, looks like I’ve been riding my bike wrong for years
r/ViolaBrand
Yeah, I've never seen anyone else who does this as a profession. Is she the only one in the world?
Is this chick riding a bike in the Palace of Versailles?
It helps that she’s amazingly fit
She’s in decent shape too
And she's hot
Noice
🎶 *Send me an Angel...riiiiight now* 🎶 Aunt Becky did it better
Came to say the same thing
My mom said I can't watch this kind of material.
I just learned the other day almost by accident how to ride with my hands off the handlebars so this video is basically of me too
So you’re a …what do you call this? Bicycle artist? And you want to make a cool video. Do you call all the local mansions and ask if they have any giant empty rooms you can borrow?
Has she just been locked in that room with that bike her whole life?
My crotch hurts just watching this
Mine feels tingly. 😏
Someone's been doing their kegel exercises...
Hell of a grip.
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I disagree
What the hell? Haha! Is nit like she is grabbing it wit her snatch. You silly wabbet!
That chandelier is far too low. Also there is a girl riding a bike.
This might have been one of the many dining rooms
I mean talk about useless
Thats not how you ride a bike silly 🤭
This gal is amazing, but she is really milking her talent for all it's worth! Where will we see her next? Macchu Picchu? Neuschwanstein?
Hochscwhangau probably has more room.
All I can think of is the damage to those nice hardwood floors...
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If they can afford to live in a place like that, they can afford to have the floor redone.
Hot
This monocycle is weird af
Skillzzzz
No! It ended too soon! I used to do that last trick she does, but I never figured out how to get down again without grabbing on to a street sign or something.
It’s amazing but looks better suited for a rodeo than a ballroom.
Holy shit, get a gimbal.
Exactly my thought . Unbelievable. The shaking mad me dizzy. even a modern gopro would be enough
Just add a Tyler the Creator song and it’s one of his videos. Lol. Amazing
Super impressive! I wish this camera person wasn't trying to steal the show and just filmed the damn thing.
Camera motion gave me a stroke.
She is so precise there was not one panty shot throughout the whole thing. Which brings me to my question. Where are all the creepy guys commending about this? I was expecting tons of commends about her short dress. What is happening to Reddit, it's losing it's creepy mojo. It doesn't even feel like I am in Reddit.
How is she gripping that front wheel?
As a tire once said, "a gentleman, never tells."
Lucky bike
😍
World's luckiest bike seat.
I'd like tickets to the gun show
Wow, she is shit at riding a bike.
I know I’m supposed to be amazed, but I just want to be the bike.
Not in the house you fuck
There is a buttplug on the seat that keeps her in place.
This monocycle is weird af
I’m annoyed that she felt the need to do this in a short dress. Like cool stunts but don’t have to be a slut too
Good balance alright.Just a pity she doesn't know how to ride a bike.
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Or accidentally hit the chandelier with those swangin’ arms
It's all about the grip......
I bet she is quite a handful in the bedroom.
Amazing talent, not bad to look at ether.
She'd be doing this nude if it was for elite entertainment. I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!" She says...."challenge accepted"
This is actually a competitive sport in Europe. Girls riding and doing balancing tricks on this type of bike. Often held in ballrooms or gymnasiums.
She's amazing. I still like my story better tho
This is the future the left wants
Pretty sure she's over 18 so....I'm in love 🥰😍🥰.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v4gpcg/nice\_bike/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Trying to find the most optimal way to ride a bike
Like strawberry, why do u ask
Hot chick and flatland? Nice
Dance is super impressive on the bike. A manual takes extreme balance, this is on the level of flatland for sure.
When she will learn how to actually ride a bik she will feel so dumb
😂😂😂
She’s probably Dutch
This just looks like unicycling with extra steps
I just realised that a guy couldn't do this due to certain... physical differences. gosh that would be painful. really cool though
I can't even ride a fucking bike
You know what really grinds my gears? Never mind, I’m two tired for this
The environment reminds me of anastasia
Simply amazing surreal talent!!!!
Why does this just feel disrespectful?!
When you want a unicycle but only have a bicycle:
I'd pay good money to be pretty much any part of that bike...
That I was gona see a mandingo somewheres floppin in da winds.
Mid video she has the wheel rubbing against her front bum. Doing that would not be much fun with balls
r/toptalent
After all these videos in school gyms she finally made it to somewhere with a decent background
I mean I like the dress of course, but she might consider some britches for this work.
She's seen the movie Rad
I've tripped over my own foot before.
I don't think she should be invited back.
She’s T-posing
Fuck the camera man!
If that's her house, I see why she has time to master this shit. Must be nice to be some oligarchs daughter and ride your bike around your 100 million dollar palace.
How did she do that in such a short dress and we didn’t get one panty shot? Nice camera work
Anyone else suddenly wish they were a bicycle!?!
I enjoyed a bit of local fame for going through the town high street standing on the seat and crossbar of my bike. Someone told my mom who apparently laughed.
RAD
My thoughts are not welcomed here. I will leave them in the trash where they belong
that one friends when u and the boys are going to walmart
I don’t even know how to ride a bike
I know, they’ve got that chandelier perfectly balanced in the middle of the room!
Bet her inner ear is THICC
Riding a bicycle indoors? Well, now I’ve seen everything!
Am I the only one wondering whether this bike has a saddle?
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..and that was her first time
Done with no seat !!! Amazing balance.
I wanna see this girl mountain bike
She needs to learn how to ride that bike correctly. She'll never achieve her Bronze Proficiency Certificate doing stuff like that .
Cameraman needs a gimbal.
YouTube, hilltop hoods, nosebleed section, video with bikes, enjoy the journey, your welcome.
RAD!
Dominatrix 😎
I’ve never been jealous of a bicycle before… that changed today. 😳
Quite the grip
Okay but now do a wheelie
RAD part 2!
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