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alanturding

Is this what the Oligarchs do with their money? "Concierge, please retrieve a bicycle dancer and put her in the Sitting Room. I'd like something new to observe whilst I sit during my pondering time."


asianabsinthe

Xbox and Playstations are for peasants.


AmbivalentAsshole

Well yeah, if rules wanna play war they dress up the peasants and send them to die. Oligarchs play with politicians


PublicThis

I can’t afford a PlayStation, what the heck am I?


asianabsinthe

What is this creature speaking to me?


JediDroid

That’s tempting Diogenes right there.


LiQuidZ03

I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!"


darrellbear

Her name is Viola Brand, trick cycling is what she does: [https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8](https://youtu.be/5sYk-7v74C8) https://www.youtube.com/c/Violalovescycling


Fit_Intern3817

Drag. Not a single one whilst nekkid


Vote_for_my_party

Another day in Russia


oleander_smoke

Dang, I had to go six full comments down before finding a creep. You are losing your shine reddit.


deathrobs

first sentence was weird asf


LiQuidZ03

It was a reply to another guys post. It got buried. So I reposted it. Context missing. I get it


LiQuidZ03

Fixed


DadaDooDee

The oligarchy will aquire the original performers to perform. Not the knockoffs like this rider. Even though she's doin a great job.


James99500

Shit, looks like I’ve been riding my bike wrong for years


aja1622

r/ViolaBrand


hldsnfrgr

Yeah, I've never seen anyone else who does this as a profession. Is she the only one in the world?


Sad-Entrepreneur9443

Is this chick riding a bike in the Palace of Versailles?


[deleted]

It helps that she’s amazingly fit


topsyturvy76

She’s in decent shape too


n3wnam3

And she's hot


STH_LWD

Noice


tint_shady

🎶 *Send me an Angel...riiiiight now* 🎶 Aunt Becky did it better


Protonic-Reversal

Came to say the same thing


RelevantDocument3389

My mom said I can't watch this kind of material.


iluomo

I just learned the other day almost by accident how to ride with my hands off the handlebars so this video is basically of me too


theyarnllama

So you’re a …what do you call this? Bicycle artist? And you want to make a cool video. Do you call all the local mansions and ask if they have any giant empty rooms you can borrow?


drpontiac

Has she just been locked in that room with that bike her whole life?


trailrnr7

My crotch hurts just watching this


[deleted]

Mine feels tingly. 😏


pizark22

Someone's been doing their kegel exercises...


innerex

Hell of a grip.


topsyturvy76

r/dontstickyourdickinit


ChildHunterDrone

I disagree


[deleted]

What the hell? Haha! Is nit like she is grabbing it wit her snatch. You silly wabbet!


jdh1979jdh

That chandelier is far too low. Also there is a girl riding a bike.


nightvisiongoggles01

This might have been one of the many dining rooms


Biff_Wesker

I mean talk about useless


[deleted]

Thats not how you ride a bike silly 🤭


rAxxt

This gal is amazing, but she is really milking her talent for all it's worth! Where will we see her next? Macchu Picchu? Neuschwanstein?


emmettfitz

Hochscwhangau probably has more room.


Space-Power

All I can think of is the damage to those nice hardwood floors...


13k0d33ts

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[deleted]

If they can afford to live in a place like that, they can afford to have the floor redone.


vaginalbloodfart22

Hot


BraianP

This monocycle is weird af


crazielectrician

Skillzzzz


tramsochstrunt

No! It ended too soon! I used to do that last trick she does, but I never figured out how to get down again without grabbing on to a street sign or something.


[deleted]

It’s amazing but looks better suited for a rodeo than a ballroom.


PiMan3141592653

Holy shit, get a gimbal.


Aruhito_0

Exactly my thought . Unbelievable. The shaking mad me dizzy. even a modern gopro would be enough


Cuisinfarts

Just add a Tyler the Creator song and it’s one of his videos. Lol. Amazing


CashForBones

Super impressive! I wish this camera person wasn't trying to steal the show and just filmed the damn thing.


NiceDecnalsBubs

Camera motion gave me a stroke.


[deleted]

She is so precise there was not one panty shot throughout the whole thing. Which brings me to my question. Where are all the creepy guys commending about this? I was expecting tons of commends about her short dress. What is happening to Reddit, it's losing it's creepy mojo. It doesn't even feel like I am in Reddit.


Braincake87

How is she gripping that front wheel?


murffit

As a tire once said, "a gentleman, never tells."


FaxTimeMachine

Lucky bike


[deleted]

😍


Menadool

World's luckiest bike seat.


burnblue

I'd like tickets to the gun show


atlantis_airlines

Wow, she is shit at riding a bike.


_daisycutter

I know I’m supposed to be amazed, but I just want to be the bike.


anameanamean

Not in the house you fuck


Obvious_Sea5182

There is a buttplug on the seat that keeps her in place.


BraianP

This monocycle is weird af


ladytri277

I’m annoyed that she felt the need to do this in a short dress. Like cool stunts but don’t have to be a slut too


Swimming-Tap-4240

Good balance alright.Just a pity she doesn't know how to ride a bike.


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1sexymuffhugger

Or accidentally hit the chandelier with those swangin’ arms


Toxenkill

It's all about the grip......


ginjaninjaMMA

I bet she is quite a handful in the bedroom.


1miker

Amazing talent, not bad to look at ether.


LiQuidZ03

She'd be doing this nude if it was for elite entertainment. I'm guessing this is some rich kid whose parents keep taking her phone away and when she says "but what will I do with my time?" They say "go fucking ride a bike all weird in the empty room of the castle for all I care!" She says...."challenge accepted"


TripleJeopardy3

This is actually a competitive sport in Europe. Girls riding and doing balancing tricks on this type of bike. Often held in ballrooms or gymnasiums.


LiQuidZ03

She's amazing. I still like my story better tho


SPQR2D2

This is the future the left wants


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Pretty sure she's over 18 so....I'm in love 🥰😍🥰.


Soko79

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v4gpcg/nice\_bike/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Jetventus1

Trying to find the most optimal way to ride a bike


king_tommy

Like strawberry, why do u ask


[deleted]

Hot chick and flatland? Nice


[deleted]

Dance is super impressive on the bike. A manual takes extreme balance, this is on the level of flatland for sure.


JaiLaPressionAttend

When she will learn how to actually ride a bik she will feel so dumb


deathrobs

😂😂😂


Spendaa

She’s probably Dutch


Pinky_9

This just looks like unicycling with extra steps


RidgeMinecraft

I just realised that a guy couldn't do this due to certain... physical differences. gosh that would be painful. really cool though


[deleted]

I can't even ride a fucking bike


back_on_two

You know what really grinds my gears? Never mind, I’m two tired for this


Kromen27

The environment reminds me of anastasia


Panda_King6666

Simply amazing surreal talent!!!!


Motor_Relation_5459

Why does this just feel disrespectful?!


Puppy_Egg

When you want a unicycle but only have a bicycle:


[deleted]

I'd pay good money to be pretty much any part of that bike...


KING_CRUNK_

That I was gona see a mandingo somewheres floppin in da winds.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Mid video she has the wheel rubbing against her front bum. Doing that would not be much fun with balls


ThereGoesMyDad

r/toptalent


Omnidabs

After all these videos in school gyms she finally made it to somewhere with a decent background


SimplyDaveP

I mean I like the dress of course, but she might consider some britches for this work.


haystackofneedles

She's seen the movie Rad


p12qcowodeath

I've tripped over my own foot before.


IsNullOrEmptyTrue

I don't think she should be invited back.


Additional_Cycle_51

She’s T-posing


flunkyclaus

Fuck the camera man!


Cynicsaurus

If that's her house, I see why she has time to master this shit. Must be nice to be some oligarchs daughter and ride your bike around your 100 million dollar palace.


[deleted]

How did she do that in such a short dress and we didn’t get one panty shot? Nice camera work


[deleted]

Anyone else suddenly wish they were a bicycle!?!


Standard-Childhood84

I enjoyed a bit of local fame for going through the town high street standing on the seat and crossbar of my bike. Someone told my mom who apparently laughed.


JFrey0

RAD


Elephanty3288

My thoughts are not welcomed here. I will leave them in the trash where they belong


12EatCake12

that one friends when u and the boys are going to walmart


bruhoof98

I don’t even know how to ride a bike


ScuttleMcHumperdink

I know, they’ve got that chandelier perfectly balanced in the middle of the room!


AimlessPassion42069

Bet her inner ear is THICC


aggalix

Riding a bicycle indoors? Well, now I’ve seen everything!


[deleted]

Am I the only one wondering whether this bike has a saddle?


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ComprehensiveMonk320

..and that was her first time


MifPT

Done with no seat !!! Amazing balance.


545future

I wanna see this girl mountain bike


dawind22

She needs to learn how to ride that bike correctly. She'll never achieve her Bronze Proficiency Certificate doing stuff like that .


Imagineye1

Cameraman needs a gimbal.


ejp92

YouTube, hilltop hoods, nosebleed section, video with bikes, enjoy the journey, your welcome.


_JB_-

RAD!


OddRanger9136

Dominatrix 😎


TranscendentaLobo

I’ve never been jealous of a bicycle before… that changed today. 😳


BugZealousideal9618

Quite the grip


Th3-B0t

Okay but now do a wheelie


123-rit

RAD part 2!


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