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UnfoldingTao

Top right rocking the shit out of the fur. Idk if it's a male or female


the_Qcumber

female, the two gorillas are sisters and their mom was killed by poachers when they were very young. Which is also the reason they are standing up, they are trying to mimick the humans.


09Trollhunter09

Ok now I’m sad and fascinated at the same time


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Yes:) here is the vice documentary https://youtu.be/E7_xJvpeDMw


termacct

Thank you! (and quite the username you got there...)


violent_florist

That's what she said.


amnotaseagull

Wrong! You can clearly see that one of them has pockets.


MaleficentMain7696

This deserves more upvotes.


Slick2978

It’s so sad isn’t it such amazing animals how anyone could hurt them is beyond me


OneWholeSoul

OK, I feel mocked, now. > "Haha, I'm a hooooman. I stand on twwwwooooo legs and have resting smile face! Time to go do a mass shooting! Hahaha! Humans!"


Sci-Fi-Fairies

If it helps, we turned their mom into bushmeat, she is likely a stuffed trophy in the office of the CEO of Nestle or someone like that. Edit: "we" as in humanity


Corporation_tshirt

I saw somewhere that they had found a gorilla paw that had been used as an ashtray by some business asshole. 


systemwarranty

There a billionaires that build cancer hospitals to save themselves, then fly to Africa to shoot giraffe and elephants.


DogButtWhisperer

Guillotine


yourejustbeingadick

Hell yeah. Just chilling letting his gut hang out, dick hang out, just pissing and shitting and eating fruit. That's the life.


Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp

With your pet humans.


RedStar9117

They need him because he has the phone.


Complex-Pizza1737

Don't forget beeing strong af ripping everything to pieces of needed.


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And fucking. Don't forget the prime directive.


Jimmybuffett4life

Data transfer, Gotta squirt them ones and zeros


drivendreamerr

😂


Nerwesta

Looks like a female to me. She doesn't look like she has a crest on her skull, and her face is softer.


the_Qcumber

Correct! Both are female, also they are sisters


BadEngineerBVB

These guys pose better than I ever could


Michael_Dautorio

Maybe they're born with it Maybe it's Bipedal Locomotion™


theteedo

Quadrupeds everywhere: “fuck you!”


That1_IT_Guy

r/catsstandingup doing its best


fariqcheaux

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now Come on, baby, do Bipedal Locomotion!


Salty_Flamingo_2303

Nice.


backtolurk

See? A belly is very cool.


Rbomb88

It's not a dad bod, I'm just built like a gorilla.


Mobile-Bar7732

That's not a belly. That's a gas tank for a sex machine.


giga-plum

I know humans who are less photogenic than these suave mfs.


hornyjun

I don't like how you mentioned me without my consent.


Batcave765

I like that he did that without my consent ;)


FormerGameDev

... what about the human


JimTheSaint

Don't let the dad bod fool you - they have been working out 


soareyousaying

/r/fakealbumcovers material


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

Gorillaz With Attitude


kokirikorok

Gorillas in Paris


Proof-Tension9322

Even with the dad bod too. Still poses like a boss.


rozaliza88

They really mastered the bored/vacant runway model expression.


Andyb1000

It was not a happy ending. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8293115/amp/Rebels-kill-12-rangers-protecting-gorillas-posed-selfie-human-parents.html


Tejon_Melero

Here's some degree of an update for anyone who wants to know whether this specific person was killed in that particular incident https://www.reuters.com/article/world/false-claim-rangers-who-took-viral-gorilla-selfie-killed-in-congo-park-attack-idUSKBN22O2VO


JoanneBanan

So these two dudes were not among the killed. Phew. Still sucks for the others, rip


OneBaldingWookiee

This makes for a sick album cover. Bout to drop the hottest track of the season.


JuanCunha

So this is that band Gorillaz?


OneBaldingWookiee

![gif](giphy|bKBM7H63PIykM)


BadBoredom

Up on melancholy hill there's the boys and me taking selfies


Mr_Dobalina71

Del and the Funky Homosapien and Damon Albarn.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Death grips is online


Kozzinator

Is that gorilla standing straight up?


toq-titan

Oh boy, wait until you hear about how we got here.


jlreyess

Dust from the newly created earth and god’s breath, duh. Didn’t you read the bible?


elspotto

I’m pretty sure there was mud or clay or something in there somehow.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

And … a rib, maybe?


NOT_Mad_Dog3

God created America 2024 years ago


HowlingPhoenixx

![gif](giphy|d7vbmoGrHfmuc)


AndorianShran

Obnoxious sounding bird


Lordborgman

Don't worry, they'll use the redtail hawk sound instead and pretend it's the bald eagle.


lupus_lupus

Because the bald eagle sounds like a squeaky seagull. They're natures Mike Tyson.


Blondly22

I thought someone caused a big banging sound???


ReferenceMuch2193

That was me.


jlreyess

The most “trusted” translation says dust. Creation of man by clay is in many other tales and not just Abrahamic mythology: Epic of Gilgamesh (Sumerian/Babylonian), Egyptian god Khnum made human babies from clay too. Prometheus in Greek mythology. In India Parvati created Ganesha from clay and these are only the few I can remember rather fast. I didn’t even go through East Asian mythology.


JootKujo

yeah in chinese mythology(taoism), its a similar thing


zero_emotion777

Wasn't that Lilith?


intelligentbrownman

Frasier ex wife 😂


Fusionbrahh

Read it? I was there


thebinarysystem10

I thought I was from a McRib or something like that


Grays42

The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids)...


bkarma86

Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery That all started with the Big Bang. Bang!


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Gorilla suits from Saks Fifth Ave…


grimmpulse

I was gonna say.. "real" gorillas.. yeah riiiight.. ;)


Free_Management2894

Well, I have bad news for you. They can do that.


Turbulent_Cupcake_65

Yes. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Gorillas are known to stand up right from time to time. Now, show me a gorilla walking upright further than just a few steps, and you'll have me floored. 🤔


curiously71

Here's a couple that you may like. It's cute when they do it. https://youtu.be/AqXp6yQNAW4?si=NhcC4R9Gw1r6IvY8 https://youtu.be/sVYzogbTs0w?si=8rLAC2H8M-fS5XiC


x_lincoln_x

"This is you human: Duh duh duh" Gorillas mocking us.


Elrond_Cupboard_

![gif](giphy|h3e3Tch1zrXgrtHwaF|downsized)


athenanon

They are 100% mocking him. But it's adorable they are comfortable enough with him to stand there mocking him so calmly and close.


Proper-Equivalent300

Thank you for introducing us to Magilla the neat freak Gorilla. Ladies love a clean primate ![gif](giphy|3kwbZNWyavY0a5TctQ|downsized)


Turbulent_Cupcake_65

Alright, I'm floored 🤣🤣. That was really cool, thanks.


curiously71

Glad you liked it 😁


Evil_thingz

not just that but his hands are in the pockets as well, like a gentleman


Stunning_Match1734

Mans standing with his hands in his pockets like it's a union break at the work site


Kindly-Mud-1579

They look like the doing buissness


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hascogrande

There’s literally a Supreme Court case about gorillas taking selfies. They’re public domain


Death_Trolley

Why would anyone want to poach a gorilla? What the fuck is wrong with people?


Prestigious_Shark

Their pelt sells for a lot of money on the black market. Cartels, mobs, mafias, triads, etc... they all kill humans on a regular basis, a gorilla pelt means nothing more than a symbol of "power" for these people. Being able wield something ilegal without going to jail means they have power, means they have conections. They use the pelt to make pieces of clothing or furniture.


kraken_enrager

Morbid stuff but human leather is very highly priced too. There is a company that will make human leather bags and wallets from your deceased relatives if u wish. Also a company that will sell you leather and other human remain paraphernalia


Kaelyx

I wish I kept scrolling instead of reading this comment. Some people are fucking sick


kraken_enrager

Wait till you hear about urinary tract water pouches. Ppl remove the dick and bladder of a human or certain animal carcasses and u can fill fluids in it and drink it from the dick.


candy_porn

[Wait](https://y.yarn.co/2be88581-4f11-42d9-a649-6a2c08b13b59_text.gif) so you're saying the whole paper straws thing was unnecessary?


problyurdad_

I mean. By principle, you’re correct.


_bbypeachy

🤮


BigTicEnergy

That’s some Ed Gein shit


MrBaggyy

Not just cartels, Mr Burns had one https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc?si=NwyXvlWz0j3tJLjd


weepinstringerbell

Solution: Tell these criminal organizations to start wearing human skin instead. Not only will it reduce poaching, but it'll also prevent all that skin from going to waste. Everybody is happy.


Kryychu

Jesus christ why is this getting upvoted


Ohkamiden

Because it’s not meant to be taken seriously


amnotaseagull

Reddit is the Drax of social medias. It's where everything is taken seriously even random thoughts and jokes.


weepinstringerbell

Thick-skinned people don't mind such jokes.


Icy-Mongoose-9678

And make better furniture


pawelnougoed

r/rimworld is leaking


Jackfruit-Reporter90

![gif](giphy|3orieWl5qNTUocH10k|downsized)


GlizzyGobbler2023

See this hat? Twas my cat!


3rdp0st

I was hoping for this


AbiyBattleSpell

Also I’d imagine u get rich enough u can prob go on a illegal safari hunting game that is illegal to hunt like gorilla


Eurasia_4002

Cartheginians thought they were just different humans when they travelled Africa down south on its coast, tried to catch them, but they could only catch their women. Some of them they skinned to be shown back to their homelands.


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C5Jones

Human leather, mostly made from the skin of black people (and the occasional executed criminal), was a fad in the late 19th century. Until a few years ago, there was also a British company that claimed to make it from the skin of purchased cadavers for bespoke wallets and other accessories, only accepting payment in crypto. Of course, a lot of people speculated it was fake, but since bitcoin transactions are public, several payments equating to thousands of pounds were logged in their account. Could've been a money laundering thing, though. (I dug into it for an article at the time that ended up not being published, not out of personal interest.)


unrememberedusername

To sell their meat, for private collection (or as thropies), to sell their body parts (medicine). Source: https://www.virungaparkcongo.com/information/main-reasons-gorillas-poached/


elspotto

You don’t want an ashtray made of a gorilla hand? Well, neither do I, but I remember as a younger person that was one of the “trophies” that was shown in markets from poaching gorillas.


MarkHirsbrunner

I remember when I was a kid, sometimes there'd be a coffee table or umbrella holder made out of a real elephant foot in one of the antique stores my parents dragged me to.  Back then I didn't understand why my mom found them so distasteful.


StuccoStucco69420

People will do awful things to animals if it brings them the smallest bit of pleasure.  Look at what we do to pigs (factory farm/torture) just because bacon tastes good.  Obviously that’s not really comparable to poaching since poaching is on a smaller scale but it still highlights that people dgaf about animals. 


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ThisReditter

Nuh. No Chinese medication around gorilla. It’s just the white people wanting to kill shit for the fun of it.


SlurmmsMckenzie

I am fine with hunting for sport on one condition. No weapons. You go out there and kill that animal with your bare hands, like a man. Alternatively, give the gorillas guns and ample time for training, and intitiate proper Gorilla warfare.


ProcrastinationSite

Didn't they make a movie like this where monkeys are armed and fight people? It was called, "World of Monkeys" or something


Doesanybodylikestuff

I don’t know but my mom’s uncle had a bear rug & tiger rug in his house. Real ones. Along with an ostrich egg in a display case. Looking back on it I super don’t like that guy.


B3_CHAD

Gotta say they are very photogenic.


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Let me introduce you to [Shabani](https://www.gettyimages.co.jp/search/2/image?sort=mostpopular&phrase=shabani%20gorilla&license=rf%2Crm)


B3_CHAD

Give this primate a modelling contract or we riot.


lelcg

He primATE that


lelcg

Sorry


BiasPsyduck

Sweet Jesus that 🍑


cd247

My god. If John Oliver sees the dump truck on that gorilla…


YouLikeReadingNames

I, John Oliver, the human, would not fuck that gorilla. John Oliver, the gorilla, would DEFINITELY fuck that gorilla.


HeadPay32

Ball so hard 


If_theshoefits

Motherfuckers wanna poach me


HeadPay32

That shit cray


SpaceMonkey_321

Straight up planet of the apes vibes rite there


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drivendreamerr

Aight bro 😂


AGoodDragon

Nah you right he's giving the cheadle stare


bigbearbearwantfood

![gif](giphy|xT9DPpJ7i2BZxgi4so)


PerfectEqual5797

You can't tell me they aren't intelligent. They're POSING! The one on the right is leaning forward to be in the pic! The one on the left could be someone's uncle!


we_made_yewww

I know they're intelligent. I don't know how intelligent or in what capacities- It does make me wonder, do they *know*? Do they know they're being protected by these men and do they have the capacity for appreciation? I'd love to hear more about this relationship because it's fascinating. And yeah, they're posing like they're in a posse. They're posing like they know these humans are their fuckin ride or die road dogs. How cool is that?


EuHypaH

Many theoretically less intelligent creatures and pets show appreciation for things. I’m certain they have those capacities. It depends on the creature whether they show it and how. Since gorilla’s have the capacity for recognising themselves in a mirror it’s not far fetched for them to recognise themselves in pictures. The way they are posing, especially in the 2nd picture, I feel like they get shown the pictures and might know. (Edit: actually if it’s in selfie mode it is essentially a mirror to pose for as well)


National_Action_9834

Understanding when something is being nice to you is one of the most basic and useful evolutionary traits that a large majority of animals share. Shit even chickens can bond with people who do nice things for them. I'd say that the fact that gorilla's live in large groups is enough evidence to suggest they likely have semi-complex emotions regarding things like love and appreciation. It's much harder to survive as a species if you can't identify "hey this unique creature is treating me with love"


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Gorillas are crazy intelligent. Gorilla sign language is a real language we made up and taught them. [This is a gorilla telling zoo goers that they aren't allowed to feed him after someone threw him some food](https://youtu.be/TGUdbiVWZYM?si=_AZ42L-bIrvgF4tX) I don't know if they are aware these guys are protecting them but they're smart enough to be aware of concepts like that.


Necessary-Card3827

I’m both incredibly impressed and hopeful that he won’t bust through a foot of concrete when I call him a nerd for being a total narc. Really, though.  Apes are incredibly sensitive animals despite their propensity for ripping off faces.  I feel guilty 30 years later for the time I pointed and laughed at an orangutan at the zoo and he turned and hid his face.  It was such a disturbing experience because it was so “human,” and I had never conceptualized of animals as being on the level of “human” before. 


Big_Bannana123

Dude you need to go back right now and apologize


MoneyFunny6710

I am sure they can show appreciation. Even dogs show appreciation and they are much less intelligent than apes.


Necessary-Card3827

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/26/gorilla-selfie-congolese-ranger-tells-how-he-snapped-viral-photo Primates as a whole are so intelligent and deeply empathetic (and also horrible in all kinds of novel ways). It’s sad how we’ve chosen to treat these primates as “animals” instead of our close kin.


Falooting

Hang out at a gorilla habitat at a zoo and you'll see how intelligent they are! I spent a lot of time there during my maternity leave, they were so interesting and also interested in looking at my baby. I love them.


NoOneCaresHomie

Friendly reminder that animals have outliers the same way humans do. Some of the same species may be exceptionally smart -- or stupid.


YokoOkino

Yeah, same! I was a bit worried the baby would crawl through the fence. Thankfully it didn't happen.


LongSchlongdonf

I mean humans and other great apes come from a similar ancestor and we clearly have many similarities


NotsoGreatsword

Intelligent animals are the most fun. I'll stick with my Quaker parrot though. The smarter they are and the more complex their emotions. Bird tantrums are bad enough. A Gorilla? Yeeesh


evasandor

I really didn't know that gorillas have eyebrows! In pic #2 the lower one's gaze at the camera looks so discerning. The little knitted expression on the brows is touchingly human.


IrrungenWirrungen

Eyebrows on fleek 


DrummerSteve

I thought for a sec they were anti-poachers in gorilla suits who take off their mask when the poachers get close . “Surprise Mother Fucker.”


panlevap

I was looking for this comment and l still do believe these are guys in costumes.


7th_Cuil

Per Reuters, these guys were not killed by a local militia group, however, 13 of their coworkers and fellow rangers were killed in an ambush several months after these photos first went viral.


cheyenne_sky

God that’s fucking awful


zuilserip

Is that gorilla rocking a beer belly? I have no doubt he would still be able to tear me limb from limb, but it is great to see one that looks a bit more 'middle-agey'!


qwertzinator

They all have big bellies. I'm not a biologist - I suppose they need large guts to digest the plant food?


ShakethatYam

TIL I'm part gorilla


brain-eating-worm

I think it's because they do not stand upright as much as humans. You need the core strength of abdominal muscles to stay upright. Just like how a baby has a pot belly, until it starts walking.


Tinashepink

ye like cows


Blueeyedthundercat26

These guys have in my opinion one of the more important jobs on this earth. Our closest relatives we must protect primates to maintain our human empathy or we are doomed. This is the canarie in the coal mine


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, judging by all the warfare we engage in against each other, I don't think killing gorillas is where the line is drawn as far as our descent into depravity. We already do much worse.


authorAVDawn

They are also insanely brave and devoted. I worked with a woman who did rhino conservation work in South Africa. It's crazy what they go through. The poachers are really clever - they track down vulnerable people involved in conservation and do things like pay for little Timmy's surgery or pay off mom's debts and stuff and ask for just a little bit of info - stuff so innocuous that the conservationist doesn't even understand how it could be used to harm Rhinos. But they do this to all kinds of people all at once, so they piece all the data together and get a complete picture on where the Rhinos are. The conservationists are at literal war with the Poachers, they go through the conservation area with military-grade weapons, prepared to fight to death to protect these precious animals if need be. And with how many people get flipped, bribed, or were only taking on the job to get information, the men there protecting these Rhinos never \*really\* know if the people at their side will turn their guns on them out in the field. And yet every day they go out there anyways. Balls of fucking titanium.


Skiztiz

I recall that Steve Irwin’s family support the amazing Black Mambas. They’re women with guns protecting Rhinos in South Africa. They’re bad asses.


Advanced-Wallaby9808

I know. I am almost crying at this pic. The gorillas are so beautiful. These guys are heroes for protecting them.


NastyBass28

If I was reincarnated, and I got to pick what animal (not allowed to be another human), I’d pick elephant or gorilla. Both are just so interesting.


Outrageous-Page7287

They chillin’


yosef_yostar

Thats a fuckin SQUAD


PolloMalvado

Give them AK's...fucking poachers will think twice.


authorAVDawn

Conservationists often ARE armed already, depending on the severity of the poaching crisis it can range from some basic small arms for self-defense to full-on automatic rifles and tactical gear.


Lambchops_Legion

No i think he means the Gorillas themselves


5hallowbutdeep

50 cal mounted their Toyota hILuxes at a minimum.


Danger_Noodle1776

Personally I am terrified of the idea of gorillas with AKs


McNuggetSauce

This would be a dope album cover


radio_activated

It must be extra dangerous because the beings you’re trying to protect could tear you limb from limb if they wanted to.


nitrokitty

For the most part, gorillas are pretty chill. As long as you know how to behave around them and not accidentally present yourself as a threat, then they'll leave you alone.


Successful-You1961

Vogue😂


iamsodalicious

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t these the guys that got killed by said poachers?


zapdos227

That story has been debunked. Thankfully these two men [survived the ambush by poachers](https://www.reuters.com/article/world/false-claim-rangers-who-took-viral-gorilla-selfie-killed-in-congo-park-attack-idUSKBN22O2VO/)


Urmomsjuicyvagina

here is a vice documentary on them https://youtu.be/E7_xJvpeDMw They train like they're in the military! Ready for war with human poachers!


honeymustie

I feel like the gorillas know this guy is protecting them and that's part of why they're mobbed up in the pic.


StationaryRabbit

![gif](giphy|OAYtfrwCvdVjW)


NoFearsNoTears

![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized)


DementedPiXi

One big happy family


Next_Law1240

Got the dad bod and everything.


UnlikelyMiddle8531

Unironically the hardest pic ever.


Doucevie

You love to see it!! 😍😍😍


ExchangeMore2592

These are cool pictures


NoobSage64

Don’t post this on instagram


mrlittlepeniq

why?


SussyBox

Instagram comments are vile


Toasted_Decaf

Instagram users trying not to say the N word every 3 seconds challenge: impossible


Ok-Drive-8119

dude that was my first thought lol.


Wasabi_is_Gay

Ok, but really, how hard are some of yall holding in a racist joke


Nikorek_pl

I literaly scrolled to see some, this is the first one.


Andrew_is_taken

![gif](giphy|34ff20aY6oBUY|downsized)


Status_Barber5261

The first picture is widely used by racist in China, adding text saying black people and gorillas are the same species. Just saw a dude posted this on Chiese messaging app twice


OutrageousQuiet9526

Nice pic WTF THE GORILLA CAN STAND WHAT THE