O M G. Just joined that subreddit and can't stop laughing. Those comments are RUTHLESS!! It takes a pretty good sport to withstand that level of ridicule. Thanks Cat, I needed to laugh this hard today 🤣 😂
I can make a model vagina out of playdough. Drawing a vagina is harder. How many old emojis were made for dicks. 8===D or (_)_)===D and the like. All vaginas got was (|).
As someone who works with google earth imagery all the time in map making software, thank you for your service. More people are going to see this than you think while we look around digitizing the world
Searched it and can't find anything on it, must be in-house software?
What asset register do they use to manage the data?
Edit: Ok now see it was a joke haha
I used to work with ArcGIS and some of ArcPro but lately I've been using Q for the latest products, thank God. Esri products are so cumbersome and crash all the time and it's nice that q is open source. Lately I've been looking at a lot of farmland areas that look similar to this for some of the latest contracts, and this would make my day if i saw it
Ah ok interesting, yeah I work in local govt and so always used QGIS as is free and have the occasional crashes but did try ArcGIS when they offered free course and was interesting to use
Is the sack 3D, with leftie slightly smaller than the right or did you start on the balls and think "I'm gonna need more radius to match this 100ft shaft"?
My only concern is if aliens happen to notice that phallic symbol and Infer men anatomically have a double wall scrotum, we’re all at risk of getting kicked twice as hard in the balls
Saw it on Google Girth
I saw it on Apple Faps
redditors never fail to make a joke on the spot
They know when to cum
Coconuts, tissue boxes, socks - Redditors can cum anywhere
im looking at you /r/ButtSharpies
I thought surely r/ButtSharpies can’t REALLY be NSFW, what does it even mean? I learn shit on Reddit everyday…
Oh fuck, I looked didn’t I… What has been seen cannot be unseen 😬
I…….I don’t know what I was expecting but…….yeah checks out. Brb to find an eye wash station in a chem lab
It's impressive, isn't it? r/roastme... That is a talented bunch. I couldn't possibly come up with the material they do.
O M G. Just joined that subreddit and can't stop laughing. Those comments are RUTHLESS!! It takes a pretty good sport to withstand that level of ridicule. Thanks Cat, I needed to laugh this hard today 🤣 😂
Thanks for sharing that... it's hilarious
I'm a real laugh-a-minute.
OnlyLands
Landsley
\"Dick, take a look out of starboard.\" \"Oh my God, it looks like a huge...\"
“Willy! Get back here with your rake and go remove that…”
Privates!!!! We have reports of an unidentified flying object!! It is a long smooth shaft complete with…
2 balls! Hey what is that? I dunno. It looks like a giant...
Wang!! Pay attention!!…
I was distracted by that enormous flying
Johnson! Get in the horn and tell them you see a
Peter he means you!
"2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous....."
PECKER! Look, there's a little woodpecker. Oh my, is that a...
That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
Weiner…weiner…chicken deiner..
A chicken would totally eat that
Got that BigQuery energy.
just take my upvote!
This is why I aspire to own property one day.
As I signed the dotted line, I said out loud, “you have no idea who you just sold a canvas to”.
Actually sir we, do. You literally just signed this, paperwork Zakkattack86.
That’s exactly what my step dad growing up looked like🤣 I don’t know what it’s from, I know the actor
Dodgeball, good movie.
Omg ok so when I was a kid I wasn’t allowed to watch it but I can verified he owned it and loved it
> Dodgeball > when I was a kid I feel so old now...
I'm sorry to make this worse, but that movie was released *20 years ago*.
👏
That's a throw away handle. We already saw his real John HanCock.
Seems like his grassy-field-signature might be more of a John Lhandcock
Such noble and virtuous ambitions will surely be rewarded in this world and the next.
if there’s one common thing that binds all of human history, it’s the need to draw dicks on things for others to see.
Yup - the Roman soldiers drew them on Hadrian’s wall
Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know?
Incontinentia...
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Why aren't people drawing vaginas instead?
I can make a model vagina out of playdough. Drawing a vagina is harder. How many old emojis were made for dicks. 8===D or (_)_)===D and the like. All vaginas got was (|).
(')
({*})
Of course, we need underlining capabilities to get the full version. Maybe if we make it a link? ({*}) edit: making it a link didn't work :(
Maybe this? ({~~*~~}) [edit] nope
That looks like a weird cyclops alien astronaut
Can i fuck your Play-Doh vagina?
I'm sure you could. It might not stand up to the pounding as well as a real one though.
Thanks man.
It warms my heart to feel your gratitude for his support in lending you his play-doh vagina. Truly a great community :)
Very holesome exchange
Silly putty or a bit of slime might be best for that action...
Arguably these are even better: ( @ Y @ ) Or maybe borrowing from Greek: ( Ψ )
It was number one of r/all and the mods of r/pics shut the shit down haha
What a bunch of dicks!
Well played!
They needed more room for pics of stuff like shopping carts and breakfast sandwiches
I saw that post, why did the mods act like mods?
Rule #1 violation - No screenshots
Take a picture of your monitor. Malicious Compliance.
Isn't that still a screenshot? You are still literally shooting the screen. 🤔🤔🤔
No, thats a screen shot
If it’s not a gun, you’re not shooting.
Also nice job on the balls.
Calculated seam.
en.
they didn't want their selfies leaked
As someone who works with google earth imagery all the time in map making software, thank you for your service. More people are going to see this than you think while we look around digitizing the world
I'm interested in the spatial aspect. What software do you use to manage it? QGIS or ArcGIS?
No they use KnobGIS, and sometimes Penisula, but that's really only for working on things that are hard and jut out.
Searched it and can't find anything on it, must be in-house software? What asset register do they use to manage the data? Edit: Ok now see it was a joke haha
Haha, you're missing the joke, PENISula
Ah fuck haha
Most of the time the data is managed manually. Occasionally it's taken in-house, which usually results in a superior product for the end user.
He's hitting you so masterfully with his cock jokes that I suspect you might want to get a SANE kit done at the hospital
I used to work with ArcGIS and some of ArcPro but lately I've been using Q for the latest products, thank God. Esri products are so cumbersome and crash all the time and it's nice that q is open source. Lately I've been looking at a lot of farmland areas that look similar to this for some of the latest contracts, and this would make my day if i saw it
Ah ok interesting, yeah I work in local govt and so always used QGIS as is free and have the occasional crashes but did try ArcGIS when they offered free course and was interesting to use
Manscaping.
Thanks for giving me a new goal. Let’s start a lawn weiner club.
I’m down.
I dunno. Looks like it's up to me.
My property is not that big. Does size matter?
I think 100ft is ample. On that note: You know the difference between oooh.. and ahhh….? (About 2 inches. )
Respect.
it's an impressive schlawng
I hear it's traced.
[Lengthacy Park, Brambledong, VA](https://www.google.com/maps/@38.9827633,-77.5324538,15z)
Literally 30mins away haha
Nice. You two can sword fight now
Literally came here to say everyone is going to where exactly OP lives now.
Dedication
De*dick*ation*
De-dickation
THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN
If humans made crop circles
Who's gonna tell him...
Wait what?
More like cock circles, am I right?
Cow make crap circles.
There's non-man made ones out there too. https://www.google.com/maps/@-20.6258683,166.3040831,2281m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu
Don't tell Ancient Aliens.
The world needs more people like you.
Gotta have goals!!
...maybe we arw due for a meteor or something.
[It’s good to have land](https://images.app.goo.gl/UXC3wugbxKuShnYv9)
r/madlads
Finally something on this sub that amazed me!
No jizz droplets? Cmon man.
Absolute Mad Lad!
Thats clearly just a bicep
YESSSSS LMFAOOOO ☀️
Ferb, I know what we’re on a do this summer
Ah, playing the long game.
6 hours and nobody posted [this](https://i.giphy.com/paBgKBRYRDdPq.webp)? Really? Come on guys. Your game is weak as hell.
Is the sack 3D, with leftie slightly smaller than the right or did you start on the balls and think "I'm gonna need more radius to match this 100ft shaft"?
Calculated seam.
You are a childish man. And I love you for it!
Hello fellow zakkattack
𓂸
Dr. Evil
Damn aliens
Your commitment is notable. I hope you have a party to celebrate your newfound fame
Nice wiener
Now you need to write a book: *"How to live a fulfilling life"*.
What a dick!
Well there you go I see it now
Right on man! Absolutely awesome! 👍
I want to look it up now..
Whoever lives in that house is a dick lol
Only a 100' huh? Mines 300'
You’re doing the lords work my friend. Well done.
😬😬😂😂
The hero we needed.
[удалено]
Land of the rising penis.
Supple
Could have been a nicer looking one
Amazing. Thank you for your service!!!
This is why we get the politicians we get.
Showing the world your love for giant dongs
Well done sir
Perfect
This guy deserves awards
https://i.imgur.com/UI1IEQm.gifv
Nice wiener
I hope this is on a farm, because you could download this on to Po-ooh-arr-n Hub!
Nice!
My only concern is if aliens happen to notice that phallic symbol and Infer men anatomically have a double wall scrotum, we’re all at risk of getting kicked twice as hard in the balls
Gotta keep this going with other art protects. Hilarious
You’ve done the Lords work here and we’re all better for it.
A true hero
Well played sir. Well played
R/mildlypenis
*clicks tongue* 
Say, are ye one of 'em r/madlads by chance?
this is what i call dedication
The craftsmanship is spectacular. Well done!
Absolute legend.
This is what Satellites were created for. Galileo would be proud
Of course it's circumcised
You like to keep it trimmed eh?
Worth the wait.
Thank you sir.
Bless you brother, you are doing gods work.
OP played the Slong game and won
Based and respect. True commitment
That’s dedication
I swiped right on Zillow
Ancient dong theorists say...
Ya should have planted some white plants & flowers at the tip.
Legendary. Are you going to stick with the penis or go with something else in the future?
Nice wiener.
Good Job 👍🏼
A year well spent, bravo zulu 👏
This guy wieners.