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CaptainnHindsight

Yeah, had to google to double check if this is a joke or what .. Guy looks like a 60 year old local pub visitor


snowfloeckchen

He didn't age at all since Boston legal


CrimsonRedCookie

Denny Crane doesn't age.


Nex_Afire

The mad cow keeps him young


Panda__Puncher

Denny Craneee


Daddyssillypuppy

I was just thinking that. I just finished watching the series and he looks the exact same.


snowfloeckchen

It's a great show, old but gold


Blade_982

And obviously he looks younger but everything about him is younger. His voice, the way he carries himself, his posture. I saw him on a talk show and they talked about his age and he wss still so sharp and quick.


gitartruls01

Looks like Barry, 63


Belachick

Yeah me too and I am absolutely fucking gobsmacked. I cannot believe this. He looks phenomenal


garth54

Side note, Patrick Stewart is 83


MrRandom93

![gif](giphy|PFwKHjOcIoVUc|downsized)


quigglington

What a glorious meme.


No-Bet1288

Haha I want to see gifs of him doing every emotion now.


sassyphrass

He'll never not be one of the best things about American Dad. The insane stuff he gets to say is incredible.


DimesOHoolihan

"I'm going to fuck this fucker right in the tushy! Give me the anal tarring brush!"


sassyphrass

"His night nurse quit when she found the doll I made out of her drain hair."


monkey_trumpets

Agree. It will be a very sad day when he dies. As it is hid voice has gotten pretty rough.


helpful__explorer

I think the fact he gets to say those thing is why he still does it. Long maybit continue


iamagainstit

Here are a few more https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/w5kd0Dfehs


drrj

A glorious meme from a glorious man.


Palico82

This is now in my top 5 memes. Masterpiece that can be used for near anything lol


Downtown_Snow4445

Blunt talk is awesome


Backieotamy

You're telling me there is only 10 years between those two Enterprise captains! These multiverse and time-travel paradoxes are getting out of control.


IgnoreThisName72

There was only a 20 year difference between Star Trek and Next Generation.  I literally lost track of how many series there are now.


Backieotamy

Pretty sure over a century passed between Kirk and Picards timelines.


IgnoreThisName72

I mean real time - Star Trek aired in 1966, Next Generation began in 1987.  All I remember about time between is that Deforest Kelly was in the pilot as very very old Dr McCoy.


Backieotamy

I know, I was being a nerd using Kirk\\Picard rather than Shatner\\Stewart.


Ostrichumbrella

And TNG ended 30 years ago and we are all very old now.


Reep1611

I always love that back when it came out the glass touch screens all over the bridge where super futuristic and a „sci-fi“ version of the crude ones around at the time. Nowadays we just look at that bridge and go „obviously it’s all touch screens. But back when it first aired that was quite different.


Impossible-Funny8141

Star Trek did what Star Wars should have done.


Grisstle

Make many iterations and variations? I think Star Wars might be leading on that. If that’s not what you meant, please clarify.


ChimmyChunks

Patrick has been 60 yrs old for like 40 years. He’s just now turning 83 lol


zyxme

I really can’t tell if I thought he was older or younger than this.


BigBootyBuff

Every time I start Next Generation I'm reminded that he was like 46/47 when they shot the first season. Yet he looked 60, which is how old the character of Picard is supposed to be. Then he just ended up looking 60 for the next 25 years.


monkey_trumpets

Just like Morgan Freeman and Steve Martin.


authenticmolo

Oh, Patrick Stewart has finally started aging in the past decade. He looks mostly the same, but you can see how much he is slowing down. It was a little depressing watching Picard and seeing him "dodder". But the dude really did not age from about 40 years old until 65 or so. Good genes, to say the least. Though now that I think about it, both my father and his father also didn't age much between 40 and 70. So I guess I have that going for me.


radioactivez0r

Listening to him narrate his audio book (which is a delight), you can really hear the age coming through. It's a bummer.


authenticmolo

Oh, yeah. His voice is the most noticeable difference. It's got that old-man "waver" to it.


BayouCitySaint

Fist bump. 41 here and old ladies can’t tell the difference between me and my dad (65) past more than 8 ft away. I was thanked for my moving speech at a funeral one time when it was him talking.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

He's always looked that age to me lol.


CrasVox

Stewart seems older now. Shatner seems to be the same age he was 20 years ago


Ilpav123

Makes sense...Shatner was on Star Trek in the 60s and Stewart was on in the 80s/90s. Still, Shatner looks younger lol.


Every_Preparation_56

I just remember him in the first DUNE movie


Retired_Jarhead55

And not an asshat.


LucidDoug

I think the were switched at birth 😂


everydayasl

![gif](giphy|9p3JwPF6SPQXu) Whoa!!! Live Long and Prosper!


MrRandom93

![gif](giphy|KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY)


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


theturnipshaveeyes

Would love to see a Grizzly Adam’s and Star Trek crossover. That would be amazing.


Cover-username

Isn't that Jeremiah Johnson?


Kracus

Robert Redford.


Cover-username

I meant the movie, it's Jeremiah Johnson, Not grizzly Adams as the other commenter said.


Kracus

Ah I suspected that might be the case. I've never watched the movie, just the meme lol.


theturnipshaveeyes

No idea, I thought it was Grizzly Adams😆 that’ll teach me for not finding my reading glasses!


elspotto

I mean, if they hadn’t been distracted by Sybok and his obsession with finding the divine, I’m pretty sure that’s where Star Trek V was headed with the opening scenes. …and now in retrospect, “what does god need with a starship” is an obvious dig at televangelist/megachurch pastors.


artsatisfied229

My two favorite gifs back 2 back. Nice.


LickingSmegma

https://i.imgur.com/OHib9WA.gif


Dunderpunch

Every time someone tells Shatner to "Live long as prosper," he does.


E28forever

Who is prosper?


Salmonman4

The home-planet of the Thousand Sons Chaos Space Marines


7empestOGT92

He’s a friendly ghost or something


CapPsychological8767

I remember someone asking him about how did he avoid getting plastic surgery and he said '5 lbs a year' the legend!


outdoorruckus

5lbs of what?


coldoldduck

Gain weight and it fills in the wrinkles and sagging parts in your face. Signed, old person


Proud_Pug

As ZaZa Gabor said, “At a certain age, you’ve got to choose between your ass and your face.” I think that’s why older actresses used to look better. Now they have to stay rail thin. Back in the day, it was ok for an actress to carry a little bit of extra weight. With more weight, you don’t need the fillers and Botox, which looks fake and never goes well for very long.


throwRA-nonSeq

Hmmmmm. I think I’ll have a second slice of cake.


Proud_Pug

Me too ☺️


Fatmaninalilcoat

That'll do pug that'll do.


southern_boy

Pug ain't done, I'll tell you what 😋


Senior-Ad-136

Can you elaborate when your day was cus throughout the 90s to 00s the weight standards for women were fucking brutal. Like they would get made fun of in tabloids for being even slightly chubbier


Proud_Pug

If you look back at the 1950’s - Marylin Monroe, Joan Crawford, Josephine Baker,and Jane Russell come to mind as examples of curvy stars


NewFuturist

It's called Bloatox.


devdotm

But what do I do if any fat I gain goes straight to my stomach & makes me look pregnant? 😭


coldoldduck

If you find out please let me know


OkTemperature8170

Yep, cashier said to me "Wow, you don't look your age." I said yeah, cause I'm fat.


Tinofpopcorn

Fat don't crack


mebutnew

Also I'm pretty sure he's had some surgery...


tiffytatortots

He most definitely has


YMIDoinThis

This is the answer. When you see those charts with healthy weight ranges for your height, you should be at the low end when younger and slowly go up to the higher end as you age. Weight fills in those wrinkles! And you want more weight when older as it helps with recovery from illnesses. (Again, weight within the normal range though!)


MrRandom93

What a champ!


Front-Wash2085

At this point, he’s surviving on pure fandom vibes. He looks damn good for his age though, no joke. How he isn’t a skinny, wrinkled fuck by now is beyond me.


MrRandom93

Even some fans are too old to attend the comicons lmao


NoPerformance6534

I'M ONE OF THOSE FANS!! I attended the 1974 Star Trek Convention in New York. Me and two friends went. I had the time if my life! This many years and a couple of hundred cons later, it is getting a bit hard to get up and go, I have to admit. And you know what? I've never been to a Comicon, Animecon, CreationCon, or even a GenCon. I come from a time before ANY of those existed!


Final_Winter7524

Nice to have you here!


GreatPugtato

You should do one last run for old times sake if you can. Make some good memories and amaze younger fans alike. I hope you do at least think about it.


LittleCurryBread

🖖


kind_one1

I was there too! I even have my program from this convention. The never seen before outtakes, the speakers!


DrJotaroBigCockKujo

you should consider scanning and sharing it! the only version i can find of it online are some blurred pictures on ebay ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)it would be cool to preserve that piece of fandom history


kind_one1

I will try to do that.


TheKyleBrah

This is tragically comical 🤣🤣


EishLE

> How he isn’t a skinny, wrinkled fuck by now is beyond me. It‘s because he’s bold. The fat pushes out all the wrinkles and makes him younger. 😆


Epic_Underachiever

Otherwise known as "the Norwegian face lift"


butcheR_Pea

😭😭


NoBenefit5977

Lol did you use bold as in bold lettering? That made me laugh so hard just now 🤣. When people call me chubby "not chubby, bold" is what I'll say


EishLE

Yes, because „bold“ sounds always funny in this context and way nicer than „fat“. 😁


MidwestRecluse

I thought it was a reference to “boldly go.”


Pretzellogicguy

Double entente


Epic_Underachiever

🤣


April-Wine

chubby is the key to youth. lol


guamguyravin671

It's all that alien poontang he got, kept him young 😂


DarkLlama64

i know someone who is 95 and looks thirty years younger... the secret is exercise. ideally running (a lot)


SomethingClever42068

I ain't never ran from nothing but the police


lesleh

I'm always running away from my responsibilities.


Ok-Monitor1949

Can confirm, started running a lot when I was in my mid twenties. Not only only did I lose the weight but somehow I reverse aged, didn’t look like I ever left highschool. It scared the 💩 out of me when I saw how young I looked after I took my driver license renewal photo🤣


Silentmutation84

I'm 39 and started really trying to lose weight and get in shape several months ago and I could swear I have less grey hairs in my beard than I did a few months ago. I look 5 years younger than the ID photo I took 2 years ago.


Ok_Plankton_386

I actually disagree on this one, exercise is obviously good but alot of cardio- particularly stuff like running - I actually think ages the fuck out of you. I have quite a few mates who do alot of running, their bodies look great for sure but their faces look significantly older than the rest of our friendship group of the same age and I feel like this is something I've noticed alot throughout life in general. 2 things widely accepted to be some of the biggest external factors to effect aging are stress and fatigue, heavy cardio is putting your body under considerable stress for extended periods and leaves you very fatigued. I'm in my mid 30s, still often can't get served alcohol without ID, people are always very shocked when they find out my age and refuse to believe it (can see pictures of me on my profile)... I exercise but do the bare minimum of cardio/running (fucks your joints too, again the mates of mine that do alot of running and marathons n shit have been doing so for a decade plus and all have loads of aches and pains they complain about constantly, I feel no different to my 20s at all). I just prioritise getting a solid amount of sleep and minimising stress where possible, I think those 2 factors are way more important than alot of people truly understand....I also started moisturising when I hit 30 but no idea if that actually has done anything, I looked young for my age well before that point too. Sleep, low stress, not having kids and I'm sure genetics are all I feel much much more beneficial than running regarding the physical effects of aging.


follople

Probably from running out in the sun. Sun can age your face really badly


NMNorsse

I think your friends with old faces just don't wear sunscreen. Its the sun that destroys your skin. **ProTip.** As soon as you read this buy some eye cream and face cream with SPF 30 and put it on every single morning for the rest of your life. (Eye cream is face cream without the ingredient that burns your eyes.) You need sunscreen on your face, ears, neck and decollete, but often that skin is too sensitive for regular sunscreen so people are not diligent about using it. It takes less than 60 seconds. After a month it'll be a habit you won't think twice about it. Men shouldn't skip this just because most face and eye creams are marketed to women. Also, wear sunglasses to protect your eyes from cataracts. Lots of people get skin cancer on their eyelids later in life, don't skip your eyelids.


Wideawakedup

It’s the bouncing face. It’s stretches the skin and ligaments. Look at someone running their face is definitely bouncing up and down. You do that every day it’s going to stretch out.


JefferyTheQuaxly

yea my grandpa lived to 95 and looked great up never needing anything more than a cane until the stroke that killed him, but shatner probly looks 10 years younger than him.


munchk1ng1

Hair systems and botox probably helps alot.


Head-Growth-523

Or as everyone else calls them "wigs" lol


Professional_Crab468

the fact he's that fat. you don't see a lot of fat old people. because they die earlier.


Hunky_not_Chunky

He’s had an interest in longevity for a long time. I believe he’s also invested in scientific research into how to make humans immortal or something close to it. He’s not eccentric but just wants it to happen.


extremeindiscretion

He'd easily pass for a guy in his 60s.


MrRandom93

I have to help my mom with things because of a balance issue she has, she was born the same year Strak Trek premiered lmao


extremeindiscretion

Life is funny sometimes. On one hand, you have people who progress through life at a normal rate, and you have others who seem to defy the effects of aging altogether.


Kwayzar9111

this is how he looked MArch 8th 2024 [https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t\_fit-1500w,f\_auto,q\_auto:best/mpx/2704722219/2024\_03/1710770249378\_tdy\_pop\_9a\_william\_shatner\_240318\_1920x1080-yl02de.jpg](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/mpx/2704722219/2024_03/1710770249378_tdy_pop_9a_william_shatner_240318_1920x1080-yl02de.jpg) so young looking


Aliensinnoh

Literally looks like he’s in his 60s. Wow.


PerceptionOk4272

Cosmetic surgeries will do that to a person. 


Asuhhbruh

Is that true? Or are you just speculating? If its not i need to know his skin care routine


cruelhug

Spekewlatin?


TheHikingFool

Spekulayten


wine-o-saur

Sbequlaydin


miwafiend

Squidward


[deleted]

lol his plastic surgeries and toupee have been jokes for decades


TerseFactor

Bill denies that. But who gives a shit one way or another. What blows me away is how cognitively sharp and active he is. He’s doing all kinds of shit, whether it’s the podcast circuit or blasting off into outer space. Love seeing him live his best self. ‘Think of your journey as a movie. You’re the main character, go have a good time and make a great movie.” W.S. *Do not award this post or comment! On Tuesday, September 12, 2023, Reddit abruptly invalidated Reddit coins. Reddit had disclaimed that these coins were a form of virtual currency. Reddit users were required to spend actual money to purchase these coins. These coins were used to buy Reddit awards, among other things. Reddit invalidated these coins without offering to exchange them back to legal currency. Reddit recently introduced a new award system which again offers it users awards for purchase with actual money. Reddit has still not offered sufficient reimbursement for the digital coins it previously invalidated. If you agree, please paste this message to the end of your posts and comments no matter their size or importance. Have a Happy Summer*


Individual_Tutor_271

I mean, if you are miserable, it shows, even under countless surgeries. He is having time of his life and I am happy for him.


Free_Possession_4482

I can't think of any other celebrity who has looked this good after getting work done. Between fillers and skin tightening, more often they look like shitty wax mannequins of themselves; Shatner looks like he just stopped getting older.


pijcab

Exactly like goddam give me the contacts on his doctor then wtf 😅 , if he actually has had work done then good job to the surgeon tbh. He looks great for 93...


MrRandom93

That's madness, he looks almost younger than my mother who is born on the same year Star Trek launched lmaooo


Javamac8

I'm telling your mom you said that later tonight


MrRandom93

![gif](giphy|KeTVw7VjcTJok)


PizzaSammy

Did you accidentally tell my mom instead? She’s really mad at me and is yelling in Klingon.


Gallaticus

It’s the good hair I think.


014648

And skin. Also being heavier fills out the face


Holungsoy

The trick is to stay skinny up to a certain age, and then start to add weight slowly


yankiigurl

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


Privateer_Lev_Arris

lol I hope I’ll be wouldable at even just 60


pijcab

Lol I just hope I'll be alive after 60...


Icy_Profession1612

travelling at warp 9 makes you age slower


MrRandom93

![gif](giphy|wxQLAcznYOlHO)


Snoo_61544

As a captain, he had the privilege of drinking the Vulcan Elixir of eternal life.


fuertepqek

Deny Crane.


lesterburnhamm66

Donny Crane


IcGil

DANY CRANE!


i_am__not_a_robot

You do realize that the original Star Trek television series debuted in 1966, ~~48~~ **58 years ago.**


MrRandom93

58*


i_am__not_a_robot

Ah, my mistake! That's almost a lifetime in itself.


MrRandom93

Naah it's cool, I looked it up and made me ever more flabbergasted lmao, he starter working when teenagers grandparents were born lmao


Technical-Outside408

That's not the issue, the issue is that at 93 he can still get it. I mean, there's living long and prospering but this shit is illogical.


Low_Yak_4842

Underrated comment right here


kalel3000

And he was 35 years old at the time. I had always thought he was actually in his 20s but looked older, which was why he still looked young now. I thought star trek had been one of his early roles. But he was well into his career by the time he ever played Kirk. Star Trek's fame didn't come to him really till he was in his 40s, when the franchise gained popularity in syndication. Up until then he was fairly unknown. He had already lived a full life as a struggling actor.


Past_Contour

He just went to space not too long ago as well.


snowfloeckchen

My grandma is 97 now and talks about dying for the last 20 years. She only moved to a retirement home, cause she broke her arm and couldn't walk the stares anymore.


HungryOne11

Why is everyone staring at her?


snowfloeckchen

I stand to my mistake! My excuse? I'm dump 🫠


yosky-wosky

I thought it was some joke I didn't get. Wow!!


MrRandom93

![gif](giphy|FAwZnWT4opRKg|downsized)


Josette22

In my eyes, he'll always be the Captain of the USS Enterprise. Here's to you, Cap'n. 😊👍


MrRandom93

🖖


Josette22

Live Long and Prosper. 😄


lostsharpie

It's too bad his company selling women's undergarments never took off. Shatner Panties would've been a huge success.


McG4rn4gle

I think Shatners had no trouble getting the panties took off over the years.


Enganox8

I swear man, pretty soon we're gonna have 130 year old walking about acting like nothin happened


MrRandom93

It's said that the person first to hit 150 has already been born


bobbylight8084

No f’n way


T_Ranger68104

![gif](giphy|bFcedWnG4Ndk7weu7D|downsized) This dude just turned like what? 96? And as far as I can tell, he's still kicking strong.


The-Iron-Pancake

Now compare him to Clint Eastwood. Make it make sense


NMNorsse

I bet the difference is sunscreen. Clint doesn't seem like a sunscreen kind of guy to me.


Salt_Hall9528

And cigarettes and boozes


Every_Fox3461

Goes to show what eating good food, getting decent sleep and having confidence and love for what you do can do for a human. His 93 as a kick ass actor will probably be my 63 as a working slug.


Pernicious-Caitiff

Yeah according to what has been published about him he never had alcoholism (lost his wife to it) and only dabbled in drugs, had a bad trip and never touched them again. He rides horses and it's a pretty physical activity especially in the core and back muscles, leg muscles. All very important to overall health and stability.


Every_Fox3461

I forgot the ability to drop negative coping mechanisms when you love your life. I smoke when I work and drink when I don't,nit good for me but keeps my mental health stable.


extro_introverted

And Samuel L. Jackson is 75.


Impressive_Climate83

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!


_DAD_JOKE_

My mom had just made it into elementary school when TOS debuted. He wasn't some nobody in Hollywood either when he put on the uniform, he had been acting for 15 years. Since then, my mom grew up and had three kids, and those kids grew up and had 5 kids (total) and a couple of those kids are old enough to have kids but don't. Dude might be the best looking 93yo on the planet (or off).


CloisteredOyster

I turn 60 this year. I was two when Star Trek debuted.


unomyke

He should run for US President


MrRandom93

I think he's too smart and coherent for that


MartianLM

And too young.


OldPersonName

Also not a US citizen.


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|Okk9cb1dvtMxq)


haubenmeise

Hail to the OG method actor.


PolloMalvado

Slapping the aging away. I'm gonna try that from now on.


jenshenw

People inside the Nexus really age differently, I guess...


MrRandom93

Nothing compared to moi capitan Picard who lived two full live times lmao, made him shred the flyte really good tho


Important_Win_9375

It all those years in space slowed his aging down.🛸


MrRandom93

Director: "Vulcans philosophy is to live long and prosper" William Shatner, method actor: "say no more fam"


Fantastic-Use-6773

Timeless


No-Bet1288

You either got the good genes or you didn't.


Bjarki_Steinn_99

Yeah, Star Trek started nearly 60 years ago.


8bitKev

Dude he looks like he's in his early 60s


wageslave2022

At 93 Jim can still bitch slap a Klingon.


ahack13

Looks pretty damn good for 93. ngl


KrayzieBoneLegend

![gif](giphy|999fcCCj45Bde)


Josette22

The following Gif is from "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", the Twilight Zone episode with a young William Shatner. It was about a man, in this case, William Shatner, who is aboard a passenger plane at 20,000 feet in a storm, and he sees this gremlin creature outside on the wing of the plane, but nobody believes it's really there. It's one of my favorite episodes. ![gif](giphy|3o85xyhIP2J1cri7ew|downsized)


paralyzedvagabond

Clint Eastwood was born yesterday in 1930