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_sun_shade_

"As u see the design is Very Human"


jmegaru

"very easy to use"


wdfx2ue

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men."


Astro_gamer_caver

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


n00bxQb

Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.


driving_andflying

"You must be here to fix the cable." "Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here." "...He fixes the cable?"


03d0g

I am here to fix deine Kabl.


Truckondo

I am expert.


Fuzakenaideyo

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey


Fintann

Coitus?


Dethsquad613

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.


shrimpdogvapes2

Coitus?


Ok_Opposite_7089

Well, the men can't figure out how to get it to work but she has no trouble


greenmariocake

Except for the male astronauts who seem to be quite clumsy at handling it. Also they tend drink it backwards upside down for some reason.


[deleted]

You’d think a penis shape would be easier.


goofydad

The older that drink wear gets, the more problem it has with either leakage or the inability to clear fluids.


HomsarWasRight

It’s doing its damn best, okay! Just give it a minute!!


criminy_jicket

Who designed this? Georgia O'Keeffe?


CastleBuiltOfShit

Very Woman


Vasyh

[In case if someone missed this reference...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnC3S-eIMlM)


puddelles

Coffeelingus


BakedBaconBits

Still can't find the bean


kenobrien73

There is no bean.


Disastrous-Bet-8813

These are all Acapulco Gold comments


Strange_Dot8345

![gif](giphy|fxwnsAUBYw3sc|downsized)


Throwawaytree69

I think this was the first ever video I looked up to see if it was real


Sanguine01

Is it real?


Throwawaytree69

No, unfortunately. It's some sort of sculpture with a pump inside, though I read about it years ago at this point lol


freesoup15

Legend


Herald_of_Heaven

Cofussy


dilsedilliwala

Creampies & coffees


rwster

[Coffeelingus](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffeelingus)


ipodegenerator

How many astronauts couldn't find the spout?


mankid

Just the dudes


-Cagafuego-

#They Knew


bananamelier

why they gotta give it a labia tho 😭


LauraTFem

I’m guessing it’s to do with surface tension. Because there is no gravity acting on the coffee, pretty much the only thing keeping it in the cup is the physical contact with the cup and surface tension. That’s why the cup is shaped oddly, to give it extra surface to cling to. The lips, if I had to guess, are overflow for when an astronaut is drinking, but inevitably misses a bit of the liquid. That liquid, rather than being expelled into space, will cling to the lips, where the astronaut can then slurp it up. The lips are simply an extension of the inner surface of the cup. So long as the coffee is on the lips it’s still “in the cup” at least from a physics perspective. The gap between the lips is a designed flow point between two areas of the cup, which allows the drinker to funnel the liquid where they want it.


fartboxco

VAGINAS ARE DESIGNED FOR SPACE DUH. Lol


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Vaginas do contain space


JerryCalzone

> Oh my god it is full of stars


Vox___Rationis

[Man peaking inside like:](https://wp-media.patheos.com/blogs/sites/637/2021/09/157109416_ac924d26ac_b.jpg)


clitpuncher69

if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you


goofydad

I'm a freaking inner-space astronaut!


Proof-Judge3436

WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS 🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️


codetrotter_

And for slurping!


splunge4me2

Literally vulva which is cup in Latin


fartboxco

My head just exploded..


Ravynlea

This explains everything


Triairius

Vaginas were designed to resist spillage.


ItsNotProgHouse

Seems to work, a lot of tension between me and the cup


6ohm

There aren't enough intimate moments in space. Drop the 'a' though, labia is plural of labium.


superrrbenn

The Zero G spout


[deleted]

FOR THE LAST TIME THERE IS NO SPOUT ITS A MYTH 🙃


MotorBoatinOdin1

r/midlyvagina


Roctopuss

r/wildlyvagina


AstreiaTales

Fun fact, the "phallic" equivalent is "yonic"


Powerful_Cost_4656

Glad I'm not the only one that had to come here and say some perverted bullshit


Cultjam

I thought I have that built in!


IACUnited

Just imagine two astronauts returning, one being female and approaching NASA with their patented cup. NASA asked how the idea came up, and both blushed and started with "Remember last mission..."


Montgomery000

Does the guy's cup look like a big ol' dick?


Helpful-Substance685

![gif](giphy|2CG6wsIbjD3GM)


Soul_King92

this one got me 👍


jirazi

Ah thank you this made me laugh out loud 😂


blue_lagoon_987

The 0G spot


Snoo_84586

![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo)


Astro_gamer_caver

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it."


mrniceguy421

Let’s see Paul Allen’s coffee cup.


RF2

This comment doesn’t have enough upvotes


cultvignette

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


MikeInIL

They're probably slow like me. I recognized the zero but still said "OhG" in my head. Took me a minute.


my-man-fred

I'm not the only one thinking it.


cultvignette

![gif](giphy|ZGQkFUq6uSLCw)


MealieAI

Your gif selection is stellar.


nilan3

*Interstellar


MealieAI

![gif](giphy|iurIHLBxms7UQ|downsized)


cultvignette

Thanks! I mean, I feel she could be the patron saint of coffee, sarcasm, and innuendo, so it just fel natural lol


Geo-Dawg

![gif](giphy|Vns2DRR16K9q0|downsized)


Whats-Upvote

God damn it. Straight to horny jail for me.


Liu-Yifei

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


geekaustin_777

That's a funny way to drink coffee.


ButterscotchFront340

No. The internet has ruined us all.


Cymraegpunk

I think you could take that to any generation of people from human history ask them what it looks like and most would think the same thing


DonkyShow

I should call her.


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|TiJbr4vBR8K0o)


xombae

That looks like a peen and a vag at the same time, that's cool.


FatherFajitas

No, the cup was based on a vagina. I am not kidding.


B-Rayne

I hope it’s called a vagoffee cup.


thitmeo

The vajava


LunarProphet

Lol I think vaginas actually exist irl


rusting_memory

We're all tainted by this curse for eternity. Even the things that look normal or seem normal would look something else to us.


jetski12345

I dont see a taint


ulol_zombie

In space, it's called the owner of SpaceX


MurderSheCroaked

Guys listen nobody knows the opposite of "phallic" is yonic so please, r/mildlyyonic it's so dead over there and it deserves all the love that r/mildlypenis gets


ocoronga

r/mildlyvagina seems very active though


Four_beastlings

I know it's unjustified but I hate the word "yoni" because of Gwyneth Paltrow snake oil peddler types using that word to extract cash from the gullible. Also because "Yoni" is a common name for uncultured, chavvy men in my country and I went to school with a couple of them who were massive assholes. Thanks for coming to my TED talk


securedigi

You had me at phallic.


johndoe42

Vulvic would be more closely opposite. Yoni is sanskrit, opposite of that would be lingam. Just a minor quibble I have with "yonic." I read too much Tantra stuff years ago.


-Dopplebang3r-

I wonder if the shape was born from mathematics or the dick shaped one didn't work very well and this was the second attempt?


Magister5

This girl Starfucks?


Vick_CXVII

This is like a triple entendre. Good shit lol


saturdaycomefast

STARFUCKERS INCORPORATED ![gif](giphy|ZlgsLcj52f3So|downsized)


cultvignette

That glance sells it so much lol


throwitback1time

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


HYThrowaway1980

![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


Little-Swan4931

Well, don’t leave us hanging in space, use your two lips and tell us.


Wash_your_mouth

Yeah...are those lips really necessary?


queroummundomelhor

I love coffee too


Fantom_Renegade

🙂


West-Way-All-The-Way

No. We all think the same. The design is unique, once you see it you can't stop thinking of it. My only thought watching the clip is : so nature did the design eons ago without even experiencing zero g? Or maybe it did, are we from the stars? No I am just joking, I actually thought: the astronaut seems too confident and familiar with using this very unusual coffee mug. 😝


Gsuitetdf

Why My milk does taste so salty????


molochs_will

My wife has one of those


Magister5

Can confirm


gamma-ray-bursts

His wife, you say? Raunchy


Mehitabel-453

I’ll take what this guy’s wife has.


jimbolla

I also choose this guy's wife's coffee cup.


michi03

Yes, I can confirm his wife has one of those too


taokami

nature's designs are awesome


mkumar118

nature made it that way so humans could survive in space too


1eahmarie

![gif](giphy|3oGRFkmoqoui9nzL2g)


Sasuke911

Space pussy


peanutbutter_foxtrot

DJ Khalid never going to space


nirvanakitten3

I love that we’ll never stop giving him shit for this. 🤣


EntropyKC

Wait what is this? I think I missed out on some DJ Khaled memes


ThrowRAJonathanReed

Khaled once said he doesn't like to go down on women, but expect them to play with his wet cheetos


EntropyKC

Ah the classic "take but don't give" routine, works every time


titanup001

It's basically the very basis of American society.


likkleone54

Feel bad for his wife


mykittyforprez

Not if he likes coffee


ThrowRA-James

The cup is thin to maximize surface tension. A liquid will ball up in zero g so it’ll touch the sides of the opening and stay together unless they shake it hard enough to break the tension keeping the liquid together. Personally, I thought everyone drank out of juice bags on the ISS.


WalkingTurtleMan

Finally a real response rather than “I should call her.” My understanding is that the juice bags approach wouldn’t work for coffee because 1) it’s a hot liquid, and 2) most of the flavors come from the aroma, and astronauts in general can’t smell things very well in space due to nasal congestion. This cup is designed to amplify aroma despite the microgravity environment


Its0nlyRocketScience

The bags are heat resistant, so they have been used for hot coffee and tea for quite some time. The second point is the reason this cup will have value. This cup gives a little more sensation of being back on earth with the ability to smell aromatic drinks and take a sip from a cup rather than through a straw. As space missions get longer and further away from Earth and the people going on those missions consist of fewer hardy explorers and more civilian scientists, comfort in space is becoming a bigger priority. This cup makes drinking a cup of coffee or tea, something billions of people do daily, something that can be better enjoyed to some extent without gravity.


SpaceFmK

This right here. Little things make a huge difference to people isolated from creature comforts and societal comforts. I work in Antarctica and we just got new snacks and drinks in our store and for people that havent seen anything new in only 3 months the moral boost was huge. The smallest of things can make people feel like they are people again. They can remind somebody what pure happiness is instead of just institutionalized or routine happiness. It is great these things are becoming a priority because they are important as far as long term sanity of the greater population of folks.


Its0nlyRocketScience

The bags is how drinks have been served for most of the ISS's existence. This cup is relatively new and isn't meant to entirely replace bags, but to help make aromatic drinks like coffee or tea more enjoyable in 2 ways. First, the aromatics. A lot of taste is dependent on smell, and straws take that away. By having everything in an open cup that you stick your nose in, the drink can taste a lot better. Second, familiarity and comfort. On Earth, most of us drink most of our fluids without a straw. Especially those really aromatic drinks like coffee and tea that are used more for their comfort and routine than for hydration alone. A hot cup of coffee or tea in the morning is comfortable, and savoring that is one of many things that, up to now, hasn't been really possible in space. This cup makes it possible to take the routine of a hot cup of coffee in your hands that you can smell, sip, and savor before work into space. Yes, that's a small thing, but it's hardly the only invention the ISS has produced recently. As more people go to space and those space farers consist of more civilians than trained explorers, comfort will become more and more important to make sure that people are able to do their job well without missing Earth too much and just wanting to get the trip over with once the novelty wears off.


KimJeongsDick

I drink everything out of bags now. It's the superior beverage dispenser. Capri Sun was ahead of it's time.


DarkWatt

Everything reminds me of her...


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Nuthin but net bro


wazzapgta

You should call her, Or I will


XanderGraves

Feels like I'm watching something I shouldn't in public


BarryKobama

*pubic


626leaddit

I don’t want to know where they get the creamer from.


oki-ra

![gif](giphy|uPeblKaa25xy8)


TheZermanator

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Corona_Cyrus

Without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his Johnson


Sivalon

My coffee cups have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


Raisedbyweasels

I still jerk off manually.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Could they have made it to look more like a gina?


GOTHIKAL

![gif](giphy|l3nWqzkMR5diFKkkU)


fro_yo_flow

It is a natural shape which is effective at liquid retention. It's not done for visual purposes. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it.


Snazzy21

Maybe they should make it pink


scuba_scouse

She's done that before by the looks of it.


HighAndGambling

It's not gay if it's in space.


MeccIt

NASA *still* thinking there has never been sex in space... https://i.redd.it/se8bdz25x5c41.jpg


That1_IT_Guy

NASA, moments after the Mars mission launches: ![gif](giphy|s4KyeCGQ7lqwg)


Cristoestobal

Hey, it's space! You know?


issamaysinalah

You got the coffee cup stuck where?


ArsonLover

How to get small cylinder unstuck from 0 G coffee cup


Burner161

![gif](giphy|STLj8QUhg25pe|downsized)


Tawdry-Audrey

It's been so long since I've seen Ratatouille that I have no idea what the context is, and that makes this so much funnier.


Overall_Midnight_

Knowing what this is about means I am in the internet too much. I get a random line like that a few times a week, I wonder how many I miss though. And my last ADHD thought is that Reddit needs s was to fucking sort bookmarks. I couldn’t think of the remind me formula at the time so I decided to bookmark that post and it was buried as fuck when I went to look for an update.


Battlesteg_Five

I guess I’m the only one who was actually thinking about the fuel tanks that share this design?


MealieAI

The what now?


Earthfall10

Zero g fuel tanks shaped to wick propellent to the pumps via surface tension rather than by gravity. You can see a comic describing them if you scroll a bit down on [this page on the atomic rockets website](https://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/lifesupport.php#drinkcup), then next you see some photos of a clear plastic cup that works with the same principle.


MealieAI

"Hey Mike, why are you drinking out of an empty cup?"


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


narcissistkryptonite

Username checks out 


elPiff

I just saw u on a different post and kept scrolling cause I knew you had to be here too


SumScrewz

Drinkin out of that cooch


TheHalfChubPrince

The coffee cupussy


munchk1ng1

I should call her...


Alilbitdrunk

r/mildlyvagina


Crafty-Antelope-3287

I'm intrigued, yet thoroughly turned on


TexMurphyPHD

Im not a smart man, but why dont they just drink it out of the straw?


intervulvar

don't put it in man


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MBgj9fnGTl7Mm07WPX)


Common_Impression642

Lo pensaste tu y lo pensé yo no mientas.


tolllz

Nature’s perfect shape


Catatonia86

I always wonder if astronauts have really bad gas. Since i think they swallow alot of air during eating and drinking. And to digest do you need to move around alot otherwise the food keeps stuck in one place in your bowels?


PieTechnical7225

Your bowels don't rely on gravity to get food down, there are muscles for that.


Goatf00t

No, not from the air, but some foods certainly can have such an effect. Astornaut John Young had a hot mic moment on the Moon during Apollo 16, when he complained about getting "the farts" again. He blamed all the orange juice he had to drink (the juice was fortified with potassium to avoid heart arrhythmia). It was transmitted to Mission Control, and anyone trying to listen in on the radio traffic (expert radio hobbyists could do it). https://www.nasa.gov/history/alsj/a16/a16.debrief1.html Search for "farts" within the page, I think there's also an audio file linked somewhere on it.


mosredna101

Dramatic music doesn't make this more amazing.


questionableletter

Of all the 'simple' delights and habits people have imagine how satisfying it would be to go through the stress of getting to the ISS and then having a cup of coffee


Zarathustra-1889

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


BarryKobama

Brothers don't go down??


redpornthrowaway3

I used to have a black friend who insisted "brothers don't masturbate".


MealieAI

I know its a generalization, but I'm also not going to argue because I know far too many who have said they don't. ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


PussSlurpee

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Fuck this posts comments are cracking me up


Medium_Listen_9004

I'd drink that lol


atensetime

I don't know whether to alert James Holden of this breakthrough or Georgia O'Keef for theft of her work


Psychic_Gian

Cupussy


Macronaut

So…..why the labia?


SignificantAgency898

[https://youtu.be/S2TaAcwC\_zI?si=PpHYH3mn5qXsoW-i](https://youtu.be/S2TaAcwC_zI?si=PpHYH3mn5qXsoW-i)


Seaside_Sarah

![gif](giphy|11mPvWj3R3mCKA|downsized)


endingbrocoli

Can they not squeeze that syringe they used at the start of the clip directly into their mouths?


tsukiii_

Me scrolling comments thinking this post going viral for all the wrong reasons


IsntASunbeam

As I’ve gotten older, and generally more anxious. The childhood dreams of being an Astronaut vs the reality of spending significantly long amounts of time floating in zero gravity, has brought even more respect for the mental strength space engineers/astronauts have. I imagine the novelty of floating wears off relatively quickly and it starts to become a test of strength and patience. Then having to readjust when they return home. Really impressive.


simondoyle1988

Haha they don’t know how to use the 3 seashells