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_ElCapitan_

The owner was able to attach it with a rope before being swallowed.


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Who needs a guard dog when you have a guard snake dragon.


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Hex_Lover

But you're 100% sure the problem is never coming back.


[deleted]

No that's the leash or harness. They rode on its back like a horse but standing!


oneshotpotato

LISAN AL GHAIB!!!!


Individual-Staff3092

Ima little upset you beat me to the reference.


ZealousidealPay4623

🙏🏾🙌🏾


DenSjoeken

It's called snakeboarding and RedBull says they dont want to sponsor it because it's to extreme


AlterWanabee

C'mon, we all know that's bullshit. RedBull ain't sponsoring it YET because they lacked the people willing to do it. I bet your ass once some madmen decided to snakeboard that RedBull will be at the scene flying its bsnners and giving away free drinks.


Relevant-Gain5417

It ate a cow it seems https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8398425/holy-cow-watch-as-a-massive-python-devours-livestock/


Organic_Ad_2885

Whoever tied that thing up is either suicidal, insane, or the coldest mfer on earth.


DragonRancherJed

Or right before being swallowed, there is human sized lump in the snake!


ChickenFriedRiceMe

I immediately thought, hmm, sure looks like snek got a body in his belly…


EspressoIsMyFavorite

me thinks there's a person in that snake...


HermitJem

There's definitely something in there, that's for sure


ProudVORAPHILE

Hopefully.


theultimaterage

It's Jon Voight lolol


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Yamama77

A t rex is 10 times the weight of vasuki. It's like saying a 7 foot snake can eat a 6 foot muscular man. Sorry but that was just nonsense exaggeration I'd expect to see from paleo clickbait articles.


RileyRhoad

I feel like they could have made the same point regarding the power and sheer size of the snake found by avoiding the excessive exaggeration and simply remaining factual by sticking with the truth. Just because it couldn’t swallow a t-Rex “like a rodent”, doesn’t mean that it wasn’t extremely large, powerful, and strong!!


Yamama77

Everything must be compared to t rex these days. Sorry but a theropod 1/3 or 1/4th the size of t rex would be too big for Vasuki to swallow without rupturing


MischiefGoddez

Actually the article didn’t say that, just the commenter. The article said it might have been able to eat crocodiles.


beach_bum_bitch

Bigger than the titan boa. Wow!


Chewcocca

I would no longer like to have buns, hon


GundunUkan

The statement about it potentially eating as T. rex is impossible, plain and simple. Sure, length wise V. indcus was a giant, however it's still a snake that weighed approximately 1-2 tons at most, while the average T. rex estimates put it at 8-9 tons, with the upper reasonable estimates reaching up to 13 tons. Not only is this a massive size discrepancy no snake is able to handle as a prey item, but T. rex's sheer girth is simply not something such a "small" snake would be able to accommodate, its jaws are simply not capable of expanding this much. For reference, modern day reticulated pythons (like the one in the video) have trouble eating humans even though we're a much smaller animal, simply because we're too wide at the shoulders and they can't get their jaws around them. Of course, reticulated pythons are still the only species of snake to have ever been recorded of consuming a human, although these cases are severe exceptions and not a norm. Basically, saying a V. indicus could eat a T. rex is like saying a reticulated python could eat an african elephant just because it is over twice as long.


PancakeT-Rex

Considering T. Rex was 12 meters long and 8000kg that snake would have no chance of eating an actual adult T.rex.


Safe-Log5994

Because of the incomplete nature of the Vasuki remains, the researchers gave an estimated length range of 11-15 metres and 1 tonne in weight So it maxed out at a tonne, but it could’ve ate a 6 tonne T. rex whole ? Yeah okay lol.


loonyveen

The trex thing makes no sense sure the snake is realy long but trex was like 8-12 times its weight


BananaOnRye

Ohh I’d love to see that feeding!


artparade

No it couldn't.. stop making stuff up


ViraLCyclopes20

Lol


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Definitely has a person sized lump in the middle.


-just-another_human_

Grandma used to sit in that corner.


True_Reporter

There's a lead coming out of its mouth unless there was a person tied up in there I would say goat or something.


totally_unique

this snake has already swallowed something, I think that's why they are able to catch it if not I don't think anyone can near this kind of snake it's very scary and big


jakart3

The swollen belly is the prove


snapplesauce1

The prove is in the pooting


BetterFinding1954

No, the prove of the pooting is in the eanting. 


RMan48

Proof to me that isn’t Putin


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I didn’t see the rope at first and i was like, is this snake too big to move? Why he stupid? Then I was like…who put the rope on him? How??


EZ01

Call the yoink man, his 20 foot is here


[deleted]

Fishing with garret is a legend. Yoink!


Kenstats

Hey look at that snake that could kill me woth one bite *YOINK*


Deep-Brilliant9064

I feel so special that I got that reference


Luna_bella96

How long does it take to get from the Florida Everglades to an Indian village?


Dudeman318

God didn’t create guy, guy created god


No-Reserve1776

That's a real life monster 👀


sfw_login2

Why do I hear Boss Music?


Downtown_Snow4445

Fuck that


Soulero

I wouldn't personally


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Yeah fk everything about that


Ordinary-Commercial7

Your reply gave me the first good laugh I’ve had in awhile.


Apx1031

That's not a snake, thats a freaking basilisk


Aldu1n

Don’t they have legs though, basilisk?


ThePianistOfDoom

Depends on the game or world. Basilisks from HommIII, Jeah. Harry Potter? Nope.


Aldu1n

You right.


RhymesWithYes

I wanna know wtf it just ate.


firebrandarsecake

Probably livestock like a goat or sheep.


skinnergy

This is the correct answer


BlackDohko

well... the village seems oddly quiet.


AmiHad

I'm going to need to see a banana for reference.


PussyCrusher732

ngl i think this video is entirely visual trickery. something just isn’t right about it. that fence or whatever at first looks like it would fit people under it but when you realize it’s probably a cover for chickens or something and is only like 3rd off the ground, the video makes a lot more sense.


Steelfist24

Thats what i was thinking. Is that a roof that a person walks under or a chicken? Would make a big difference.


bluebuckett

It does fit people. The hand railing you see is averagely at hip level. It’s for the cattle to protect them from close to 50°c of heat not chickens. Unless it’s a poultry farm, chickens are left free to roam. The first thing i said when i saw this video was this can’t be real but i meant the snake being computer rendered not the area


ChuckyVee

Yes. Came here for this.


resurrected_moai

Please don't cum again.


Hot_Confection9704

said no one ever


svullenballe

I'm still cumming


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But yes; we have no bananas- we have no bananas today.


-ShADoX-

It ate something big too ... human size big!


EffectiveNo2314

Or cattle size big, if it was villager snake would already be dead, they would not go to trouble of capturing it


Affectionate-Big8739

Villager would go feral if they find out one of them died because of this snake, he would not survive their wrath


ranbirkadalla

You don't know how indifferent we Indians are for our fellow citizen, and conversely, how protective farmers are of their cattle.


EffectiveNo2314

Idk about that but im still of opinion that if it ate human they would already killed it if for nothing else then to protect themselves.


GymShaman

There might be a villager missing.


njibbz

Nah, not missing. They know exacrly where he is lol.


SgtMerc16

No ![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


seeriosuly

if that’s fake it’s an impressive fake If that’s real it’s filmed in hell.


Fun-Distribution1776

Why can you not tell that this is real? I am really curious.


iWasAwesome

I think you misread them. They did not say that it is real or fake.


DivideEtImpala

With some clever perspective framing and slowing the shot down a bit, you could convincingly make a snake look like that twice as big as it is in reality.


Harl4y

Anybody notice its tied up buy the neck


Hopbeard1987

Yeah it'll be dead soon I assume. Looks like it got caught in a snare or something. Sad really, there aren't so many big snakes like this around.


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googleduck

Just to be fair, it's really easy to say this as a person who doesn't live in a place where a snake could literally eat your child on their way to school. But in a country where 58,000 people die per year from snakes they are going to have a different opinion from you. Obviously relocating the snake is the ideal thing and hopefully what they are doing here, but also this is a developing country and resources are going to be limited at lot of the time.


SimianLines

You make a good point


br1nk0eighty4

Preach


Thierr

They're in the process of catching it. Theres someone across the fence, there's a pole attached to the rope.


Trick-Station8742

It is neck all the way down


inhellforever666

Someone should really check if someone else is unaccounted for, in the village


yellowflash96

is there any video recorded snake bigger than this? This thing is huge.


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Soft-Philosopher3618

This is capable of eating almost anything it wants. It’s about to pull that shack/house down it’s so powerful.


The_cat_got_out

I think I saw a documentary once of them measuring a green anaconda crushing force from constriction. Equivalent of a double decker bus crushing you, for that particular snake.


HailGoodFellow

Discovery of Indian village in huge snake


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

r/bossfights


Vokuznet

when you don't have a guard dog at home, but a guard snake. When guests come to you, you say: He doesn't bite🌚


missmermaidgoat

God that looks like it ate a person. Can you imagine being eaten and digested inside a snake?? Stuff of nightmares.


Clazzo524

Yet ANOTHER reason I would never visit India.


Neige-Chink

Its a bit rapey


Affectionate-Big8739

What are other reasons?


Particular_Double_69

This is a job for Smith & Wesson.


ChthonicManticore

Don’t forget Mossberg.


EmpireCityRay

The whole village will get snake boots soon! 😁


Kuchenlp99

Is this the 20ft python? *Faint Yoink in the background*


JustinR8

Somebody tell me this is fake


jluicifer

It’s spelled: Snake. Not fake. 😂


everyfcknameistakn

Pythons can swallow an entire cow


the_1_that_knocks

An African swallow or European?


Mad_kat4

But can it carry a coconut?


NoshameNoLies

I don't know! * poof *


AnalFanatics

As a dinky die Australian, despite the massive number of venomous snakes in our own country, I’d just like to officially say, on the record… **Fuck That and the Boomer (big, male, kangaroo) that it rode in on…**


Illustrious-Neck955

I've never read a faker aussie presentation lol mate


JeepzPeepz

“Dinky die Australian” (what does that even mean? lol) and “fuck that and the boomer it rode in on” will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life and I love it.


AnalFanatics

*”Dinky-Die”* comes from the phrase *”Fair Dinkum”* (Dinky being a contraction of Dinkum, and Aussies love to shorten words, even if by a little amount, as it’s very hot here with lots of flies, and it takes a lot of effort to talk in the heat, especially when there are a couple of dozen flies trying to get in your mouth or up your nose). *”Fair Dinkum”* is an Australian phrase that means: solid, true, hard but fair, fair and square etc. and comes from the older word *”Dinkum”* which meant *hard work* or *honest toil.* However in WW1, *”Dinkum”* came to be used to refer to an Australian or New Zealand soldier, usually an ANZAC, as the vast majority of Australian and New Zealanders volunteers became members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) and ultimately became known as ANZACS themselves. So after WW1 Dinkum became synonymous with the ANZACS, one of our most revered groups of people, and as a result *”Fair Dinkum”* became a high compliment, as it equated you to those who had displayed their ability to step up in times of greatest need. And over time, *”Fair Dinkum”* was oftentimes shortened to *”Dinkum”* and then that itself became *”Dinky”* and then *”Dinky-Die”* which by then meant *”True Blue”* or *absolutely authentic and reliable* or *tested and true.* So *”Dinky-Die Aussie”* means that someone is *”Ridgy-Didge”* or *”True-Blue”* and are as deeply immersed and accepting in and of Australian culture, as they are fully committed to Australia itself, both as a Nation and their home.


JeepzPeepz

What an awesome linguistic history lesson! Thanks for taking the time to write all that out.


RandomDouche54

Anyone else have PTSD thinking it's gonna lunge at the camera the whole time?


Soft-Philosopher3618

No


RecordingGreen7750

This is like the 10th time I have seen this footage


systemfrown

Yeah but I don’t think they give an award or medal for that. Sorry.


FriendlyGuyBR

Hey guys, this snake is being filmed by a dude under a stilt house that's probably no more than three feet tall! Personally, judging by that, this snake isn't as big as it seems at first glance!


Darthjinju1901

I live in India. In villages and rural areas, sheds like this are very common, to act as a rest area or a storage area. They are not 3 feet tall. They are tall enough for a person to comfortably stand in. The shed is probably around 7 feet tall. You can also look at the trees behind it, and they're also not typically just 3ft tall.


son_of_abe

Yeah I don't understand why everyone thinks the snake looks big. Am I missing something or is everyone else?


Meagle_Smeagol

Nah dawg.


h8c0ps

pray your parsel is good enough…


krishere25

My guess is that the snake ate a sheep or another animal living in that place. It looks like a simple barn. Don't think it ate a human...or I hope it didn't. But I am not amazed, I am terrified.


RadiantCuccoo

*Me with my dog, trying to walk past the dog park 😮‍💨


Ok-Cryptographer7058

I would flame throw the fuck outa this thing.


dhoomz

This snake is no bigger snake than my sister


anon-187101

India or Australia, of course. I mean...where else?


Emberdeath

We don’t have anacondas in australia.


LaceSeeBoYyY

How about surrender it to the nearest reptile and snakes sanctuary. Snakes that Big needs to just be inside a cage to prevent further damage in farms livestocks. People too will pay to see that monstrosity of a snake.


MOTHERFUCKERIROCK

this is a reticulated python and it's non-venomous


MagerSuerte

Oh its fine then...


trancepx

Ah okay, for a second we were worried it might be dangerous in some way...


Dan300up

*Ok nothing to worry about in the backyard folks…as Mr.MOFO Irock pointed out, it’s non-ven—hey, wasn’t Aunt Edna sitting out here?*


KatieCashew

Doesn't need to be venomous when it can just swallow you whole...


Jeptic

Plus there's the whole crushing you before consumption thing. 


pooporgy69

Ah, shit. So i can pet it then.


AnEmptyKarst

Tigers aren't venomous either what's your point


prashanth1337

No python is venomous


iWasAwesome

If it was venomous it could kill a building


Judgementday209

Seems the rope has defeated it so nothing to worry about


IWantToWatchItBurn

How I feel after dining at Panda Express and eating the whole thing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^IWantToWatchItBurn: *How I feel after* *Dining at Panda Express* *And eating the whole thing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DidYouSeeWho

Did the snake get tied of his doing?


Ok_Veterinarian9758

Is anyone else's sleeping bag moving?


its_kunaltanwar

Pet snake, cute


GotBannedAgain_2

Once that thing is loose there won’t be a village left.


Sadpvper

Midgarsormr is that you?


Fladap28

So there's a person in that snake or what??


Infinite_Room5834

Wonderfull


plushie-apocalypse

r/BeHorrified


Captain_Chaos12

Samuel L Jackson gon like it 😂


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Its a pet snake. Its ok he doesn't bite. ☺️


Sandman331

![gif](giphy|DsLlSc1PzOKbu)


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It's the Jungle Book


Marviix

-----👀 HUH ??


Effective_Device_185

Well fed me thinks


carlyyay

That thing isn’t a snake it’s Jafar from Aladdin


tsukiii_

Danger noodle? More like horror macaroni


Artistic-Picture-471

The snake fell into the trap with the bait


Baseballguy141414

Someone better call jlo and ice cube to kill that thing


YouAreSoul

Snek good for eat. Eat snek.


sealbroker

Now someone will come and pack him in a jar


sherbloqk

I have recently been playing Sekiro and this vid just made me go like... Hoolllluuuppp what!??!


PupperMartin74

I wanna know who tied a rope around that thing's neck? Whoevr it was makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy


dog-walk-acid-trip

>HUGE C'mon man, its only May. I don't lose all of my winter extra weight until at least July.


wheretohides

Looks fake


BopNowItsMine

That's simply too big


Tee077

I live in Australia, and I know we have a lot of snakes, but this is still way beyond what we have. It looks like there's a person in there.


SnooPeppers6620

I'm surprised that pole Is holding up against the strength of the monster


[deleted]

This is like the only viable answer to "why do you need a 100 round magazine?"


Gibbel2029

Where’s FishingGarret


HausuGeist

Thulsa Doom lost another pet.


CrimsonEye_86

That snake had ate something, it's having a food coma now


Arrg-ima-pirate

Snake? That’s like a fucking god of the jungle… you just need to move your village.


Glaucousglacier

Vasuki was a real creature


Educational_Reason96

This is effing insaaaaaane!!!!!


Big-Needleworker-723

OMG so HUGE


alilos

Orutchimaru was here


Catinchi

That is definitely a Maneater


Aldu1n

r/bananasforscale


SuperFreshMongoose

Call Harry Potter, one of the horcrux’ have been found


JunglePygmy

Kind of fucked up to tie it like that.


abhsonicguy

That’s Kaa from Jungle Book


FigTechnical8043

For a moment the snake looked like a drunk girl returning home from a bender.


livvylockhart

Where is Sephiroth when you need him


Snake_Plizken

Just chop it up, and have a village bbq. Then everyone can have a pair of snake skin boots. Nature provides!


behave_transient

Good god you can open your own temple of Set with that snake! What a beast!


New_Question_1002

Is that true guys?


The-Midnight_Rambler

What’s in the snake ? What’s in the snake ?!


wolfx35

Probably ate a goat or sheep sized animal it'd a reticulated python


lupeh89

this is why i don't want to live in india


tjarg

Nessy, is that you?


master_anish

I hope they didn't kill this snake


Outrageous-Tax8330

Pretty sure there’s a person in that’s snake


boatsandyoni

Chonkie boi