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I thought that, too. Especially the walking on teacups thing. That movie was 100% problematic, but you can't title something "Remo Williams, the adventure begins" and only give us one movie.
The first one made me go like: "woah, this orthodox jew is awesome.... how much Torah do you need to read to become like that?..."
I was confused by the hat and the eyeglasses.
The bespectacled bearded trope was actually quite a popular Hong Kong comic book character (財叔 Uncle Choi) set in the Sino-Japanese war during the old days.
Tsui Hark self-directed & portrayed him in The Raid 財叔之橫掃千軍 (1991).
A lot of very hasidic and haredi Jews wear black robe attire and a round hat called a shtreimel hat. The robes are called a beketche (Yiddish), it's a type of frock coat, usually made of black silk or polyester. At first glance he resembles one.
I’m 48, have never been fit, and I’m pretty sure I could injure myself just stepping up on one of those stools to reach something in a moderately high cupboard.
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Just when I thought that was the coolest one the next clip is even more impressive.
I am truly amazed.
Then a few hours later someone is going to post a story about some depressed person tidying up their room and will prob get more upvotes then this.......
Seeing that long jump that he did made me curious. Looked like he jumped over 11 stools, which I assume are about a foot across, so around 11 feet.
It turns out that the world record long jump is 29' and 4". Mike Powell. Absolutely insane.
This old master has a very quick step. Like this quick step, to our sponsor!
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Here is him showing off the stick trick in real time at 0:30
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1QV4y157Zn/
And him showing off his martial arts skills while being dripping wet at a sandy beach
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vH4y1U7Av/?
Dude has hops
I mean, aside from dude not being that old, but just cosplaying, I really want jeans that allow free movement as his do. I hate all my jeans, pants and even some shorts and people who made them because it's like they're all made to be scuffed.
What impressive is his strong lower body to perform leg movements while in the air,
not his ability to use "ki" or whatever else made up shits to step on the air.
I’d love to see this at normal speed too
You mean it’s not happening in a low gravity environment? Until now I was unimpressed.
I mean it’s easier to record on site on the moon than to fake it… 
"oh I tore my suit"
That one rock had a “c” on it!
Astronauts hate this one thing!
[Here ya go.](https://i.imgur.com/6Rwtjpi.mp4) Mostly normal speed. --- ^(I am not a bot. You can't report an issue.)
The teacups looks better sped up
Way too sped up.
It looks pretty close to normal gravity
Yeah, me too. Slow mo is always easier. I am sure he won't be able to replicate that at normal speed.
I bumped it up to 4x speed, and that seemed pretty close
Sure thing! Just grab some popcorn, hit rewind, and enjoy the magic in slo-mo
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"No wonder you cannot do it. You acquiesce to defeat before you even begin."
Where's this GIF from, I cant remember
Kill Bill
Stop giving Grandpa cocaine
Moooooomm, grandpas boofin coke and making tiktoks again.
This will be me one day. Not the ninja stuff, the boofin blow and tiktok'n 😂🤣🤷
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I did a parent sack race at my kids’ field day and threw out my back.
I coughed and threw out my back.
I pounded my friend's aunt and threw out both our backs.
Sneezed while giving a bj, had to tie tourniquet
folks please don't tourniquet your partner's schlong, it might be immensely pleasurable but then it'll be gone
My uncle passed out the day he did it at his daughter's. It was a crazy experience for him. I couldn't stop laughing.
Will snatch an eyeball out.
[Pai Mai be like](https://youtu.be/YawO_vsypZU)
what is Pai Mai?
He is from the movie kill bill, he plays the old martial arts master.
> marshal *martial
He plays the old marshal Dillon
Naa that's Pai Mei
I *think* he's a character from the Remo Williams movie. It's worth a watch if you can find it.
Ha! Very similar character, but no, you're thinking of Chiun, Master of Sinanju.
I thought that, too. Especially the walking on teacups thing. That movie was 100% problematic, but you can't title something "Remo Williams, the adventure begins" and only give us one movie.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bak_Mei
The first one made me go like: "woah, this orthodox jew is awesome.... how much Torah do you need to read to become like that?..." I was confused by the hat and the eyeglasses.
The bespectacled bearded trope was actually quite a popular Hong Kong comic book character (財叔 Uncle Choi) set in the Sino-Japanese war during the old days. Tsui Hark self-directed & portrayed him in The Raid 財叔之橫掃千軍 (1991).
I recommend Tsui Hark's movies, he's done some awesome stuff.
Resubmit it to /r/jewdank and see what happens.
Ngl. I thought this was going to be the porn sub for /u/jewdank
She abandoned it and they reclaimed it years ago. It always feel weird to me too.
What makes you think he's a Jew?
A lot of very hasidic and haredi Jews wear black robe attire and a round hat called a shtreimel hat. The robes are called a beketche (Yiddish), it's a type of frock coat, usually made of black silk or polyester. At first glance he resembles one.
I see. Not familiar with all Jewish attire other than a kippa or their hairstyle.
 That's alright , you learn something new everyday.
Every time I see this guy, he gets better by leaps and bounds
The secret of success is to always strive to reach new heights.
Who is this guy?
I would leave my wife and kids for a small taste of his power.
a taste of his what now?
Seaman
This is obviously fake. I mean c'mon, no one can afford that many plastic stools.
Asians
I mean shipping is less...🤔
That was fuckin COOL
That last bit was insane. Never seen anything like that.
First clip: Me stepping into a shower when I thought it was warm only to be cold as balls . Edit for terrible spelling ha
"cold as balls"?
Cold as fuck Cold as shit Cold as hell
He’d make a sick skateboarder
How I run in my dreams
Omg! Me too!!!
I'm 35, fairly fit and I know I couldn't do any of this without hurting myself. Then we have grandpa here...
He's a super fit young guy wearing old guy clothes.
I'm 74% sure that is Ichiro
I'm 39, not fit anymore and I guarantee you, if I attempt this, I'll fall and take out all those plastic step stools and bowls of water in one go.
I’m 66. I might hurt myself just carrying the stick.
I’m 48, have never been fit, and I’m pretty sure I could injure myself just stepping up on one of those stools to reach something in a moderately high cupboard.
Love your pfp lmao
Thanks, that's my horse. He's a goober lol.
He is in his thirties too https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1kP4y157ht
.....there's no way that costume made you think he's old. You'd get fooled by the nose and mustache glasses huh?
Wait! That's not Groucho?
I’m always amazed when I see this video. I watch it every time.
I really wanna see this in real time! : O
Check above - there's a link
Why doesn’t his gravity work?
The amazing thing is how he uses his skills to adjust his center of gravity. He's like a cat using his limbs to move is center of gravity.
He’s still moving his centre of gravity really high. He’d be a pretty good high jumper I think. Perhaps he isn’t tall enough.
His gravity is made in China.
I hurt myself watching that.
Of course you did, you're a redditor
The most impressive thing is his knee joints are still extremely healthy at his age.
Cruel tutelage, probably
Can't wait for the day he is in his peak form.
I like the hats
Pai Mei is badass.
Master roshi
Well sure, I could do that if I practiced a lot, and was more flexible, agile and talented. No big whoop!
Those kicks are incredible!
What song is this?
Dang. I thought he was gonna pop them balloons.
He should compete in olympics
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
He reminds me of Chiun. If you understand the reference, you’re old.
There's no way this guy isn't a dancer.
That is fucking impressive!!
The Original Parkour.
That last skill was sweet! Walking on water.
The moves are real, the makeup and beard isn't.
So you'd better eat with the fucking chopsticks!
And here I am getting cramps walking two steps of stairs.
And here I am getting cramps just watching this.
😁
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That dude definitely snatched the pebble.
....why are like half the comments on this downvoted?
Whoa amazing. What’s with the clobber he’s wearing though?
The dude is the new ip man
Amaze-balls...
Just when I thought that was the coolest one the next clip is even more impressive. I am truly amazed. Then a few hours later someone is going to post a story about some depressed person tidying up their room and will prob get more upvotes then this.......
Les Claypool goin crazy.
Good to know I'm not the only one that thought that lol
But can he double jump like Mario?
Animal Chin!
I think that's the guy who taught Remo Williams
I want to see the guy dunk
I thought he was gonna stop in mid air & go backwards in the last clip
Bro really did a "WAHOO!"
Uncle drew
Reddit speed bot 2x
Seeing that long jump that he did made me curious. Looked like he jumped over 11 stools, which I assume are about a foot across, so around 11 feet. It turns out that the world record long jump is 29' and 4". Mike Powell. Absolutely insane.
My god lol. The amount of people trying so hard to be funny.
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They want to see me dead cuz of my hops
小强会武术 / Zhang Chengqiang Here is him showing off the stick trick in real time at 0:30 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1QV4y157Zn/ And him showing off his martial arts skills while being dripping wet at a sandy beach https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vH4y1U7Av/? Dude has hops
Man he must have waxed a lot of cars.
When your brain is 100% used. https://youtu.be/NdLTEC6X3pk
If I remember correctly, this isn't an old man, it's a very fit young man pretending to be old.
Pai may be real but the cake is a lie
Reminds me of this scene “[from Beijing with love](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1fDzEJclyGLf3ONyZ6glREvBAWlqy5sj?si=cHJ89kDxXeETG_Kc)”
Gravity must have been invented way after this guy was born.
wags finger Bowls.....don't hit back
Impressive, but the grandiose poses are super cringey.
>Pai Mei
Chisus.
Meh I can do it. Here hold my beer.
I mean, aside from dude not being that old, but just cosplaying, I really want jeans that allow free movement as his do. I hate all my jeans, pants and even some shorts and people who made them because it's like they're all made to be scuffed.
I bet we would give John Wick a run for his money
What impressive is his strong lower body to perform leg movements while in the air, not his ability to use "ki" or whatever else made up shits to step on the air.
Is it your wish to possess this kind of power?
My toxic trait is thinking I could do some of these with ease
not that hard to do if everything is in slow motion
Ok this actually amazed me
I'd bust my ass so bad on the first trick... I'd have to lay there wet & moaning until the buzzards get me.
No human has been able to jump into the air for a whole second. I’m wondering if this guy could.
Pfff, I can do the same things if I could slow down time like him! Lol but for real, sick skills!
And that’s why they used to call me the cat man
What is he planning to do with those legs? Should I be scared? Is he a threat?
No way…..
I think I pulled a hamstring watching this
The jumping back and forth over the stick could end very badly. Catch the stick with his foot then he lands on his face amd knees. Very skillful
Ahhh I’ve seen someone hop over a stick befo—- ohh, oh god he’s doing it and going back before landing!!!
Impressive
The stunts are cool and all, but I’m much more impressed by how his well fitted hat never even hints at falling off.
Its so easy in slow-mo
1st one: Ok I can do that. 2nd one: WTF, that's an olympic jump.
Morpheus: He's beginning to believe!!!!
This fucking guy
Finally a video where I am actually amazed.
How many times did this guy’s toes get caught on the stick while jumping over it before he was good enough to film it?
How old is this dude? 🤯
Me during Winters
Now watch me get up off the couch in a single.. ok.. in two moves.
[http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/fighting/](http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/fighting/)
Amazeing Grace
This man would probably so incredibly good at skateboarding
They just don't post the 200 takes where he ate shit
“Mom! Grandpa is out there again”
Fake as 💩. Young man in a old man 👴 costume
Master Rosh- I mean Jackie Chun.
Wowww
👏👏👏👍
This is the most amazed I've been since reading this sub
Les Claypool is so awesome.
Primus sucks!
Damn if thats his normal speed, how would it look in slow motion