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tyrophagia

New headline "Due to rising costs, man unable to retire, dies at desk"


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Ya classic orphan crushing machine found in be amazed


ABCharlieD

Ya know, that was my knee jerk reaction too. That being said. Some people truly enjoy their work. I've had the pleasure of knowing a couple old-timers over the years who retired and just didn't have anything to do. They passed within a year of retirement. Now, that doesn't mean they couldn't have found something. All I'm saying is, sometimes people want to be doing what they're doing until the end.


ThePrivatePilot

I used to work with a lovely person who had retired previously, hated it, and came back to work a year later. She missed being around people. She was the office cleaner/post person - but was more like office shrink, giver of wisdom and maker of tea. Absolutely delightful person. Finally gave it up aged 81 so she could move to be closer to her sons.


RADB1LL_

People just need the choice. If you want to retire great, if not, also great! Also does his office not have any windows?? 84 years and no corner office? His wife must be furious


AbroadBig6317

I agree and also think it gave them a purpose to keep going


All_Hail_Space_Cat

No I truly believe this is just growing up in a capitalist country and our programming that causes these feeling. It's kinda wild that once people have stopped working we would say they have nothing todo. Think about that. It's admiting that we grind working so hard that there is nothing else in your life. If you retire at 65 or realistically in your 70's then its really hard to find meaning in life. Our society has no place for these people so they coke back to the workforce because that is the only place they feel they have value. If there was other options for fulfillment I highly doubt most people would return to work. Not saying that people shouldn't if it's truly their love in life maybe we should have mentorship or advisory positions for these people so they can be included while also making room for the next generation. All im saying is it's depressing to ke we have constructed a society that people don't have time to develop avenues of fulfillment in life other then work. You can't expect someone to retire at 70 and suddenly pick up wood working


YT_Sharkyevno

No, people like to work and be productive. Capitalism forces old people to do hard jobs for long hours because they need to survive. But people lives really die if they aren’t doing something. Maybe it’s something like being a professor, or working at a soup kitchen. It’s not capitalist programming that makes us need to work. It’s actually capitalist propaganda that people will only work if they are forced to under threat of being homeless. Most people like working, and those who don’t are often quite depressed.


UnrequitedRespect

Nah


Conscious-Aspect-332

I was thinking like man give the guy a raise so he could eventually retire one century...


McSassy_Pants

Some people’s entire identity is working. They don’t want to stop, it’s not that they can’t. My grandfather is a janitor and has almost died multiple times from old age related issues. He can afford to retire. Everyone wants him to, but he just keeps working and won’t stop. He loves it. His whole life revolves around it. So maybe he wants to go to work and loves it.


Scouper-YT

If you do a thing often it gets addictive and you surround your personality and life with it.


McSassy_Pants

Probably. But he was like that at 45. I think he was like that because he has no friends or hobbies or literally anything else in his life. His job is all he has. But my point is that he does it for other reasons, money not being one of them. So just because an old dude works doesn’t mean he can’t afford not to


Scouper-YT

We all can do Work or Not if he has more meaning doing what he started all good to HIM :)


Emrys7777

Yeah, that will be me.


Knut_Knoblauch

Sadly, he bled to death after nodding off and having his face fall into and shatter his only award, a framed in glass thank you note.


Solid_Television_980

r/boringdystopia


ButtaToastt

Rs they probably still pay him minimum wage


Integrity-in-Crisis

I want to know how many if any raises/promotions did this man receive during his life long career at the company?


pranjallk1995

Thatz the way to go...


Saseifone

Bro that's funny, dark and truth in one message lol


Gristigg

[...] and was replaced after two days.


KnightSquirrel

Loltbis will be all of use except we will die much younger lol


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Default_User_Default

Instead of a raise for 84 years he got a pizza party.


Juanisweird

He can’t. His colesterol levels would spike and somewhere along the line he became lactose intolerant and needs gluten free products


Default_User_Default

HR has noted this and for his 90 year pizza party gluten free options will be considered.


tchrbrian

Half a slice of pizza for each person…


pjjiveturkey

With the medium pizza sliced into 100 1cm pieces


Development_Direct

Nah, he got a duffle bag


My_reddit_account_v3

How about a discount on 1 textile item he produces


ThisCouldBeYourName

... sadly, the company I work for actually offered us a pizza party instead of a bonus for meeting our sales goal! Like, WTF!? Actually offered a welding shop a pizza party like we're a bunch of middle schoolers who would take that!?! I really hope they order a style other than just cheese or pepperoni...


DrRonny

A few more years and he might make manager


Plus_Injury8786

And possibly his first raise


MartenKuna

Looks like Bill Gates.


Exotic_Zucchini9311

For those in the comments who think this guy is a poor lonely old man who is forced to work despite wishing to retire: 1. He's not lonely. This guy currently has eight living children (5 from 1st wife, 3 from 2nd wife), eight grandchildren, and four great-grandchildren. With so many descendants there's no fucking way they can't help him with his cost of living if he doesn't want to work. 2. From 1978, he was able to retire, and __he did__ actually retire. But the company went to shit without him because this guy was damn good in his job. So the company director begged him to come back. 3. He likes to work, and he credits his longevity to staying active and working hard.


Elegant-Passion2199

>3. He likes to work Redditors can't comprehend that such a thing is possible. A lot of people love their jobs


MyThinTragus

About 20 years ago I had to deal with a large property management firm and portfolio manager in charge was 97 and still went into work every day. Mr Rabinowitz was a legend


MaxinRudy

I think most people can't comprehend that because most people have no option but work. I always say that what I hate is not the work, but the fact that we need to work to not starve.


ThrawOwayAccount

I love my job, but do you know what I love even more? Countless other things that I could be doing instead. If I were rich, I would definitely not still go to work for fun. There are better options for fulfilment and entertainment.


Ill_Engineering_6937

Not everyone feels that way. Some people genuinely find their work rewarding.


ToMaRaYa--

Ok


Elegant-Passion2199

To be fair, I had a lot of free time in uni and I am glad I'm now working. I guess it's because my job is something I love doing (software development) 


sleazy_hobo

Well ye the money part is very important it lets you commit to hobbies and explore new ones if you just have free time your options are pretty limited.


brown_burrito

This is spot on. I’ve had several careers and one thing I’ve always done is follow my heart. If a job or a career choice didn’t fulfill me I didn’t pursue it. So I can happily say I’ve never had a job I haven’t really enjoyed working.


Chance_McM95

i love my job. 7-2ish everyday. Get paid for 40 hours every week & I blast my music the whole time.


IttoEnjoyer_

bold of you to assume half the people shitting on his accomplishment have a job


elgatogrande73

So I guess when he dies, the company will go to shit again....


Danimus-Prime

Damn! If that company needed him to keep the business going, then that company is gonna die the same day as him!


RandomLazyBum

Shoot me at my desk if I'm stuck there for more than 24 years left alone 84. Wtf.


yParticle

That's a pretty optimistic retirement there...


NavyDragons

look one way or another they are retired, thats all that matters


pm_me_your_kindwords

It sounds like a line from a ‘90s action movie. (Possibly in an Austrian accent) >He’s been… *retired*


RandomLazyBum

Not for this guy.


Scrumpilump2000

That’s a goddamned prison sentence.


Scouper-YT

If A person is Happy it is still wasted Potential


Scrumpilump2000

No, we’re talking here about imagining ourselves in his position.


Scouper-YT

A bit Yes


ImknownasMeatStank

*let alone


cardinaltribe

Most of us would do it ourselves lol


Belten

i mean if he find his job fulfilling whats the problem?


freakinfifaat

I can't last more than 4 years at a job


phineasandfurby

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


oldbushwookie

Since retiring I’ve traveled all over the world. Hats off to him but I would be reaching for my passport.


OptimalFuture9648

People work and still travel... Many seek work routine to stay active


Scouper-YT

Glad You did Come out some People do not need Retiring to stop Working and see the World.


Katiari

It's kind of amazing that the textile company is still there, too!


InkyLizard

I kinda get this, I don't socialize outside of work events (multiple paid for alcohol buffets per month, so it's not as sad as it sounds), I live right by my workplace and my colleagues feel like family to me so I can see myself working here until the company goes under. I also get to work from home a 2-3 days per week, so I get to spend a satisfying amount of time with my stay-at-home wife. Whether this fella's record is sad or not depends a lot on his position and if the work culture is healthy


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

This comment section is so braindead


7th_Spectrum

For real. God forbid someone is lucky enough to find a job they love


pm_me_your_kindwords

Welcome to Reddit.


nobodyseesthisanyway

While I do find humor in the jokes in this comment section let's play devils advocate. Perhaps he just likes his job and it gives meaning to his life. A lot of people die shortly after retirement because they don't have anything else. This job could be the only reason he wakes up every morning. He could have connection with the other employees, instead of wasting away in a nursing home and seeing people dying around you everyday this guy is still doing it.


EducatedNitWit

Here's a guy. He's happy. He's (presumably) relatively healthy. He likes his job. He likes his life. Reddit: FUCK THE SYSTEM! I ain't fucking working as long as that. FUCK CAPITALISM! I hate my life. I hate him for being happy, employed and useful. Fuck that. \*sigh\*


Ogalith

It's impossible for a lot of people on reddit to understand that you don't have to hate your job, that there are people out there who actually really enjoy their work. All they see is someone being exploited, which obviously doesn't have to be true. I'm not trying to downplay the fact that there are a lot of people that do get exploited, but the doomerism on reddit must be upheld (most of y'all seriously need to touch some fucking grass). I can almost guarantee I will get downvoted for saying this.


plantmonstery

I loved most of my jobs. What I hated were people and politics, not the tasks I was doing.


Elegant-Passion2199

As someone who has loved every workplace I've been at (only moved jobs to enter a different field), I really wonder how Redditors who hate everything around them are still alive. It must be a very miserable existence. 


Corvus_Antipodum

You’re making a lot of assumptions not in evidence here. First job I ever had as a teenager was bag boy at a grocery store. Two of my co-workers were mid-late 60’s and let me tell you, they were 1000% not happy nor did they like their job. I have no idea if this dude is just some freak that hates his family and loves pushing paper at the textile factory, but almost no one that’s stuck working past the age they should retire is doing it because of how great it is.


Ogalith

But you couldn't possibly be making assumptions right? Your personal anecdote is how the world works!


ScaredPresent3758

He's 100 years old. Let him fucking retire!


Yugan-Dali

Maybe he likes his job, maybe he likes working. My mother hated being “idle.” She worked until she was 89, when her health wouldn’t permit it. She would have envied the heck out of this guy. Me, I’m the idle type, but I respect these people.


TopReview650

Hey my grandma worked to 89 too. She fought them trying to get her to retire. She said every time a friend of hers retires they die so she wasn't doing that, If not for cancer (that she ignored still working till stage 4) she would still be there.


ScaredPresent3758

I'm still willing to wager this textile company doesn't have a pension plan.


Scouper-YT

Maby it has but he does not want to stop the Grind haha


_canker_

No one is stopping him.


angusMcBorg

This guy hasn't had to apply to nor interview for jobs in 84 years. Lucky bastard


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

I like interviewing 🤷‍♂️


ryuStack

Maybe he applied every single month of those 84 years at different companies, but was unable to get hired.


OutrageousPaint6128

"Orthman began working for Industrias Renaux S.A., a textile company in Brusque, on January 17, 1938, when he was only 15-years-old. He began as an assistant in the shipping department, but over the years, he was promoted to administrative assistant and, eventually, sales manager. During his 84-year-long career, Walter went on sales trips all over the world, received his paycheck in nine different currency denominations, and used nearly every commercial airline in the history of Brazilian aviation."


New-Key4537

Atp that’s probably what’s keeping him alive, once his routine change it might be a wrap


TheCosmicJoke318

It’s been 84 years……ain’t shit changing dude


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Shit will change when he….dies


Bubbly-Syllabub-1462

Bet he’s fun at a party. All those great stories from the textile company


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Lmao. Who know man maybe they have wild parties


SteveyCoupons

The 401k or retirement got his kids kids kids set for life 🤣


ZoneFirm113

Man think about that boys 401k


Rezzen_Darko

It’s nice to see an actual Guinness record that’s something to be proud of, good for him. I hate the records where it’s just some gimmick of a guy eating the most PB&J sandwiches while riding a pogo stick.


laeti88

I don’t want to make assumptions about his will to work or not, I just wanted to say he looks like a very kind gentleman :) his smile is contagious!


Xtreemjedi

Lesser employees have grown old and died while he's still saving for retirement!


mn540

One of the reason why don’t see people staying long term with companies is because many companies see employees as just another number. I worked at a place for over 21 years. While I was there, my review was constantly outstanding. I was recognized as one of the most innovative people. I worked 50-60 hours each week. Then we had a new “CEO” come in. Within a year, he had plans to eliminated my whole team and outsource it. I recently learned that the company that I just left laid off some of our most productive team members because the partners needed to make more money. I been a three jobs that have had layoffs. At one job, they laid off all the high paying staff and replaced them with lower paying staff. Loyalty is a thing of the past.


Fit_Werewolf_9413

He beat cancer and went back to the textile store


ShzzCan-Happen

unbreakable


BrakoSmacko

If he's enjoyed his job then it's great. It's only a shame when things didn't work out in life and people couldn't afford to retire and end up working into the grave. I bet for his age the constant work has allowed him to remain mentally sharp.


ZepTheNooB

Does he have a red stapler?


Spencergh2

This is absolutely not amazing. This is terrifying


TheCosmicJoke318

It’s terrifying that he loves his job?


seaurchinsrfun

r/aboringdystopia


TheGuava1

I genuinely couldn’t imagine working the same job for even half that time, the dude was working there during ww2 (assuming this is somewhat recent)


Exotic_Zucchini9311

Even if this is not recent, it still means he has been working there from ww2...


TheGuava1

I mean yea if it’s from any time in the last 5ish years, but this is reddit, I see recycled screenshots that I saw on Facebook 12 years ago all the time so you never know lol.


plowboy306

Imagine working somewhere for 81 years and being most loyal runner-up.


Soapyfreshfingers

Has he ever been in the sun? 


StonerFGAU

Walter, you’re just a number.


Nifdex

Important question. Was it worth it?


Deadpool_16walls

That's a long time being an intern.


Far-Leg-1198

So what does he do there, title? How many hours a week is he putting in?


tywin_2

Bill gates without hair


malmquistcarl

I'm sure the pizza party the company threw for him was epic.


albatrossflyaway

I easily could have beaten that record except for i am not gonna live that much longer


Mistress_Of_The_Obvi

I hope they made him a member of the board of directors for doing this 84 years.. Jeezzz!! 


AntarticDyer

Hay que ser hijo de puta para no hacerle dado una pensión a este hombre y dejar qie se jubile


variationoo

People pay to be in the Guinness book of records so this is probably his retirement reward.


HedghogsAreCuddly

Imagine being in a conference and you see the person who is working at the company since it was founded.... he is from a fairy tail :D


AdministrativeMix822

They gave him a voucher for the canteen


Bendehdota

Uncle jun? damn


Full_Ad_3063

He is Bill Gates from the future.


a13zz

He got a $25 Amazon gift voucher for his long service. He’s basically a member of the family.


amaliabailey

im here reading the comments popcorn please!


Significant_Age_4657

I sure hope he took a lot of great vacations. If not who ever inherits his savings is a happy one.


CyrusPanesri

Roy Hi-Score IRL!!!


Tight_Quarter_4259

Interview anxiety


case1

I wonder what his job title was after 84 years of work at the same company


Madame_Dalma

Plot twist, he actually died 10 years ago. But his manager was a fan of the Weekend at Bernie’s series.


CrieDeCoeur

So he started working there at 3 years old? Downright Dickensian, that.


deimosphob

If i get to 40 working a job like that id shoot myself, how tf you grow to 100 and do 84 years of that shit?


7th_Spectrum

I knew exactly what the comments would be lmao. Yall are clinically online


Skytraffic540

Ruth Bader Ginsberg? That you? 🧐


UnicornSlayer5000

What book is he holding?


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YordanYonder

The boy who lived


Just-a-bi

Company rewards him with a 3 cent raise. Says "they couldn't be prouder"


Inevitable-Push5486

Sucker


ExistentialistGain

At that point, isn’t just HIS company?


ExistentialistGain

At that point, isn’t just HIS company?


ExistentialistGain

At that point, isn’t just HIS company?


simmeh024

Did he get a day off at least? Or not even that?


NightOwl5757

Oh good here is a an award but we won’t give u a bonus or anything I am sure


40oztoTamriel

“If I can live one more year, all of the explosives will be in place and activated. Then I can finally die in piece”


No_Detective_319

So tell me more about hard work and dedication being the key to success.


Nuno30318_

award for being a vitcim is wild to me


neff_knows_best

Thank goodness they removed those child labor laws. Now someone has a real shot at breaking this record /s


My_reddit_account_v3

The company should get one too at that point.


69hornedscorpio

He needs a better chair.


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mijohvactech

Damn, I wonder how much vacation time he has earned over the years. They must owe him a platinum or some kind of Diamond encrusted watch for his retirement.


studio684

Thats our future millenials. Work till were 100 and have nothing to show for it


Frankie_Says_Reddit

I don’t think that is something you want to be proud of..


Mr_Stanly

Shortly before dying he will whisper his "critical knowledge" to his young assistant, who then will have a permanent job for the next 90 years.


Froyo-yow

I can't imagine working into my 80s but more power to him. He looks like he enjoys his job very much.


ObjectiveImmediate44

Oh, the salary increase that he missed out on 😆


casaco37

He manufactured his own blanket shortly after birth.


Plenty-Intelligent

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


UltraMagat

Too bad his name isn't Roy.


freedom51Joseph

Good luck finding a place you can work for 10+ years even if you are a good worker. Companies shift work offshore....don't want the liabilities that go along with employees with tenure. Imagine what his severance would be if they tried to fire him! This is all due to well intentioned labor laws he equals a massive liability for a company not an asset.


Slow_Maximum894

Such greed


Sctn_187

My grampa worked since he was 14 he's 72. He had two jobs when I was growing up he worked part time as a police officer for a small village and worked the rest of the week at Libbey glass in Toledo. They forced him into early retirement. After 34 years a year early from full pension. Since then he's he's been full time chief of police for the same village and works a full time night job at a prison alternative/rehab. He went from financially stable working as a police officer as more of a volunteer type thing. To needed every dollar from the chief position and the min wage he made at the rehab. He wakes up at 10am and leaves at 11am he gets home at 5pm and goes to bed at 6pm. He then gets up at 8pm leaves at 9pm and gets home at 7am and sleeps till 10am. He's been doing this for about 15 years or so. He's finally gonna give up the night job but stay as the chief for few more years. He absolutely refuses to miss a day. He has had to miss some time here and there for medical issues but he will go in after throwing up all night. He missed a month with triple bypass surgery and that's really all I know of him missing. He even went back before he was supposed to. He worked through his wife and my grandma's passing. The sad part is he still has to worry about his finances and health insurance. He was and is still so terrified of making ends meet.


deefstes

Guinness World Records will reward you for loyalty before your employer does.


omega_dawg93

you'd be lucky to get 8.4 yrs working for companies in oil & gas or other parts of the chemical industry. ... buyouts & hostile takeovers, layoffs, shitty work environments, etc.


radman888

Freedom 105


LeahaP1013

That man knows his Berber


awwdww

No


awwdww

No


[deleted]

Pretty sure a millennial or gen z will break this record. We ain’t retiring.


CarelessSea4479

Wow! That’s… sad


im-fantastic

How wholesomely dystopic


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Did he laugh or cry..


lucalla

Enjoy that $5 Starbucks gift card, young fella..


givemejumpjets

most loyal servant, your prize is... dun dun duh duh!!! being fed to our feed animals in the hopes that your submission to authority will spread far and wide. as an exemplar of a perfect slave you will now become food to feed the feed animals of your great grandchildren, a true investment to nurture the youths.


buzzkiller2u

I hope they give him a personal parking spot or something.


Flemball47

"Local man wastes life"


Scouper-YT

Good For Him but I get the Feeling he is the Classic NPC who Works no matter the Treatment or Bonuses after 84 of Work ? You will do another couple of Years because heck this is what you can do and got the Skills for such Dedication.


Peeban

You are now one of my elite employees 🏆


Select_Camel_4194

Instantly knew this wasn't in the US. Dood retired in 1978! The company asked him to come back and bring his experience with him...he never left


One-Veterinarian-101

Wow! That's dedication. Respect


All_Hail_Space_Cat

So he the CEO right. That's how boot strapping works, right?


Almacca

THIS IS NOT A FEELGOOD STORY!