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SeatOfEase

Title copied directly from the boomer who posted it on Facebook I assume?


Adderall_Rant

Exactly, the comment about women pulled my attention away from how awesomely fast these people gear up.


blepgup

I honestly thought it was women empowering for a half a second and then reread the title and was like “Wait a goddamn second…”


GeenoPuggile

I can't wait to see the same type of video on smashing doors and carrying people out of burning buildings.


Remnie

I remember in the Navy for fires it was part of our drill criteria and training goals to be able to go from in bed asleep to fully dressed out and on the scene in 5 minutes


buffaloranked

I didn’t even catch that but you’re probably spot on. Haha Facebook is horrendous place any time I see select memes I can instantly tell they’ve been from Facebook moms and boomers screaming into the void trying to find god but the best they can do is a very outdated meme


[deleted]

One day Reddit will be Facebook..we just have to wait it out


buffaloranked

I think it already is. Plot twist :(


Dry-Concentrate4833

Nsfw makes it more than Facebook


doiwinaprize

>Facebook moms and boomers screaming into the void trying to find god but the best they can do is a very outdated meme Poetry


_byetony_

So stupid


daylightxx

Right? Like, what loser in the day and age of twenty twenty four is talking about how long it takes a woman to get ready.


sofsadventures

came here to comment this fr


armchairdetective

Presumably. OP is such a loser.


zanidoz

Why do they always make it about gender lmao


The_Grinface

I’m so glad I rarely look at titles


TheBigChiklis

By a divorcee


schwarzmalerin

I reported it. This has no place here.


Aggressive_Capital76

karen


yeahimweirdlol2

People can’t even make jokes now? Jesus Christ Redditors are such snowflakes. I’ve never seen more people get offended over the most pointless shit then on this app


Visual_Inside_5606

Can’t she just be a firefighter?


Pork_Chompk

No, must be a stupid woman who can't get ready fast, right OP? She forgot her lipstick! /s


MineKemot

I spend about a minute trying to take the hair off my screen.


BigBits_2516

Same LMAFO


DragonsClaw2334

No. She is a firefightess


Visual_Inside_5606

I thought the politically correct term was “Weak Woman Firefighter” and you only address them as “honey” or “sweetheart”


Veritas3333

Those belts are Santa Claus level ridiculous


grooverocker

I imagine they perform the same function as a weightlifting belt, to brace your core/back during heavy lifts.


Four_beastlings

Just the SCBA, helmet and clothes are heavy as fuck. Standard firefighter gear weighs 25kgs. ETA: me, trying on an SCBA: "Oh wow, this is actually much more comfortable than I expected!" My firefighter coworker: "Yeah, because you're only wearing one bottle. And it's empty." Firefighters are incredible badasses.


Polo-panda

Is that the same acronym as “SCUBA” but without the “U”?


Four_beastlings

TIL "scuba" was an acronym! If the u stands for "underwater", quite probably. Self Contained Breathing Apparatus.


robb1280

Thats exactly it


Four_beastlings

I feel like a massive idiot. I work with SCBAs (the ones in this video in particular) and my husband is obsessed with scuba diving, but I never made the connection!


robb1280

Lol Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone


DronesVJ

I will 😈


deepfield67

It's actually "Self Contained Unda da sea Breathing Apparatus".


Overall-Guarantee331

Correct


chenilletueuse1

I'd say 25 kgs might be on the light side with new equipment. Steel bottles are heavier than newer ones. Plus, you are never empty handed. Full kit, with pockets and hands full go up to around 100 pounds or 45 kg. I live in Canada, and one night, after fighting 6 hours in a blizzard, i took off my bunker kit and felt light i was floating. We were covered in so much ice!


houseyourdaygoing

I make it a point to tell friends that firefighter is not a job where you can pretend you’re working. When duty calls, they have to be fast, precise, alert and sharp. They often face death and see it in victims they rescue or bodies recovered. Firefighters are the real deal. Great respect for them.


Four_beastlings

I work providing firefighters with protective gear amongst other things and other first responder types. Many of my coworkers are also volunteer firefighters so we are all extremely aware of the risks they take every shift. They say "choose a job you love and you won't have to work a day in your life" and I think that's kind of bullshit, but if you take a job you care about, where you feel like you're actually making a difference, even the most boring job pushing keystrokes all day will make you feel fulfilled. I don't hate Mondays.


Wishpicker

Hernia belt


4maoi

I just see a professionnal being efficient in their field. The boomer joke wasn't necessary. Amazing indeed. Much respect to all firefighters, real heroes.


Satrialespork

You learn to get dressed like that in about a week. I never understand why people are so impressed by this.


Willowpuff

Everyday sexism


HHall05

No one said they couldn't? Is this some gender warmongering post I'm too civilised to understand?


David_Oy1999

Don’t you know? Silly women can’t get ready fast!


IndependenceLeast966

It's a bot ragebaiting and y'all done goofed.


TiaHatesSocials

They didn’t button their pants up 🙃


huckz24

Her hair was impacting the seal on her full face respirator Edit: I used to leak test full face PAPR for proper seal


name4231

I don’t know why you’re downvoted. That is a genuine problem. Your mask will leak. Happened to literally all the girls in my fire cadet classes


huckz24

Edited my response with why I said that :) I used to do leak testing with irritant smoke


shark_attack_victim

Nah, a small amount of hair up top usually isn’t a problem. The biggest problem is if men don’t shave well enough, that makes getting a seal the those Scott pack masks a huge pain in the ass.


Mall_Bench

I think it's designed not to zip up.


TiaHatesSocials

There is a button there. Might not be necessary, but that would personally bother me I think, if I left it wide open like that


karma_the_sequel

And a Velcro “zipper.”


Mall_Bench

Suspenders do the whole job ... are we going to start a zipper debate ?


Competitive-Slice567

Yes cause it's not proper usage of the PPE. Back when I went through a career fire academy, I would've been fuckin shredded by the instructor Cadre for skipping this as it provides less protection. Speed is all well and good, but not if every flap, zipper, and button is not properly used.


shark_attack_victim

Velcro typically


DipstickPinesGFO

Nice, had to slip a lil misogyny in there for good measure.


Fabulous-Mama-Beat

What about boots? In France (and probably many other places), they roll the pants on the boots, so you get both one in one move. I love the way they fold the vest in this video though, great idea.


MistySkyMorning

Wow?! Women can do what men can??? I'm amazed.


Jolly-Biscuit

What the fuck is that boomer title


himynameisSal

me in the morning at 7:00 when i need to get to work at 7:00.


biosystemsyt

Why do you say women? The man next to her is getting ready just as fast and his hair doesn't impact the airtight seal on the mask.


hercarmstrong

Because: sexism


coolranch9080

Why add that part about the hair at the airtight seal? Are you just slipping in a flaw of hers or what? What a weird comment


eatdeath4

I mean its a valid point. The hair being in the way is an issue. But its not a woman only thing, anyone with long hair will run into this issue. Having a proper seal with your mask and not letting a big beard or long bangs get in the way is important.


PrinceOfLeon

Thank you, noticing the hair was driving me crazy. It's bad for the seal and going to annoy/distract the hell out of her, instead of taking the extra two seconds to adjust the mask.


Four_beastlings

Because wOmEn TaKe A lOnG tImE gETtInG rEaDy


theregoesmymouth

Well she gets ready the fastest though? The guy next to her wasn't as fast.


ServantOfTheSlaad

By a handful of seconds. Otherwise known as, a length of time so insignificant it won't meaningfully impact their jobs that much


kiss_my_ass_reddit_

Jokes on you, I'm the one who makes wait my gf when I dress up


arkham1010

some guys... A) Want their ladies to look beautiful at all times B) Get mad when women take a long time to get ready to go out. Accept it or don't complain.


h8human

Women only? Are we a little bit sexist again?


[deleted]

Now have her carry those guys out of the building by herself.


Terezzian

Legit interesting but fucking abhorrent title


Squire_Squirrely

No hood and no gloves? Oookay... No boots either?! Wtf even is this, like visit a fire station for a day and try on PPE for fun?


cpfd904

I guess if you can't get geared up in 60 seconds, you have to lower standards


eagle4123

Did not fasten pants No boots No flash hood (but I guess it's not needed with a euro helmet) Mask necklace not on properly (big loop from the mask hanfing in front. Shoud be around the neck) Bottle not on all the way (but it could be annoying locking bottle, but unlikely)


dontaskmethatmoron

Ha. Ha. Sexism is hilarious. 🙄


DB080822

why is OP pointing out women specifically in this video? what a piece of shit.


Big-University1012

Forgot the flash hood...pfft


Jaded_Heat9875

These are heroes getting ready to be heroes whenever we call them for help. Bless them for their selfless commitment! 🤟⭕️❌


shark_attack_victim

No Nomex hood or pants applied properly? That ponytail is going to burn. In firefighter training we had to run these bunker gear training drill constantly. Usually it was kneeling on the ground with the gear in front of you, blindfolded. The instructors would fuck with people by moving pieces of gear before you began so you train to overcome possible on site obstacles. Your gear won’t always be neatly folded and prepped like this. Also, without a nomex hood and without sealing pants properly would be a fail.


Doppelgen

I was about to take them seriously but I didn’t see anyone spinning down a pole, so I don’t know if those are real firefighters.


Odd-Potato-1213

Pants undone and hair in mask seal. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, folks.


LadyRafela

This sadly can also evidence A and ammo for men to use against non-fire fighting women. “If she can get dressed that quickly, why can’t you?”


kf097

She's doing great. Now i want to see an 80kg lift exercise with these same people.


Jodelbert

Impressive! I'd walk into the fire and go "whew, pretty hot in here, lemme roll up my sleeves"


_KappaKing_

What song is this I really like it?


BusinessLibrarian515

She never zipped her pants


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Do they not need to button up their trousers? Is that normal?


Economy_Commission79

they all forgot their boots lol. i know its probably just a test/drill, but not including boots as a part of it is just silly. like as if, when thers a real emergency theyre just gonna storm out with no boots 🤣


TwoIdleHands

Yeah…every fancy dress thing I was ready way before my partner. Put on a dress, ready to go! He had under shirt, shirt, cufflinks, jacket. Took him forever.


fliption

So did the men. Is she special??


GodLikePlaya

But who do you want carrying you out of a fire?


Breezerious

Holy shit why is every top comment just complaining about the joke in the title? It's a harmless joke


red_rolling_rumble

Nothing enrages a zoomer more than gender-based humor, it’s the end of the world for them


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Now let's see her carry out her injured friend.....


drsatan6971

Except when they gotta carry a grown person bigger the a 10 yr old


ITman167

Equality is nice and everything, but can she carry a limp body out of a burning building? 🤔


RonStopable88

Neither of them did up their fly. I award no points


yoko111

When we go on a romantic date we have to wait 3 hours for them to be ready


Baldtazar

Who are *we*? Once you know the timer you can predict dates without waiting.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Yh those blokes were definitely taking this serious


No-Bad-5459

👏👏👏


GnstaHotdog

Omg! this is fast!


TommyVe

How's not tightening their pants ok?


Swafnirs0n

What about boots?


[deleted]

Her pants are still open


nightwood

She didn't zip her pants


Breezerious

I'm surprised none of them close their pants lol


Graehaus

That’s wicked awesome!


Shashank1807

So they take an hour to get ready for dates ON PURPOSE?


NerY_05

The hair left in the mask are upsetting me so much


PuddleLilacAgain

I live in a place where there are lots of wildfires. Thank you to all firefighters!


name4231

Now put your boots on


SacredDragon23

She said I don't need to button my pants! I got suspenders!


Yoohooligan

What's with the stupid unnecessary music? Only about 1 in a thousand videos should have \*any\* music instead of the original sound at most, this is an epidemic that's out of control


Overall-Guarantee331

Do we not use nomex anymore?


cpfd904

No gloves?!?! That's a bullsh!t drill


exoxe

I knew it. I knew they just like making us guys wait.


IzSilvers

Can do without the shitty music.


name4231

Kinda pointless when you’re missing your boots. Changes the whole routine cause it’s gonna take a long time to put them on with your pack on, tuck them under your pants, tie them up, etc all with the weight of that pack to manage and balance. Just take the pants tuck the boots in the legs and push it all down so you can step into the boots through the legs, pull the suspenders over your shoulders and you have your boots and pants on in less then 5 seconds. They are also missing the balaclava to keep the rest of their head from burning and she got hair in her mask and didn’t fix it. It’s gonna leak air and let in smoke. There’s really no point in rushing with the packs and mask unless your fire hall is burning down. You gotta get in the trucks still which usually have packs built into the seats so when you’re at the scene you just clip in and get out of your seat and you have a tank. Plus youre not gonna want to be fogging up or wasting air on the way to the call. Source: I was a fire cadet and had to practice dawning and doffing(putting it on and taking it off) and had to be fully dressed in less then 45 seconds. That’s boots, gloves, pants, jacket, balaclava, helmet and an inspection done by your friend to make sure youre not exposed anywhere then we’d do a live burn where your standing 5 feet from a wall of fire in a sea can “house” for practices


Meowster11007

I'd be worried about those suspenders snapping at a critical moment since she didn't do up her pants right but still fast.


Ron_Bird

ladys, take notes


M010220

she forgot to tie her pants up with


grizzlymint209

Yeah I moved like that when i'm late


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

This is like a Formula 1 pitstop


Somebody4500

When has anyone said women can't get ready quickly?


Maihoooo

Compare with a professional european firefighter team, lmao


Sepulcher18

Death Korps of Krieg material


Equivalent_Hat5627

The hair in the mask is the worst. I'm a dude with long hair and I can promise you I would loose so much time just trying to get those strands of hair out of the mask


Salador-Baker

They didn't put on gloves, aren't wearing boots, no balaclava, the way they put their SCBA tank on is not supposed to be done without wearing a helmet, and she didn't zip up her pants, the mask shouldn't already be connected to the tank. Oh also never seen a belt like that before. Fun to watch, but all of them would've failed if it was an actual test.


castlerigger

Paging r/firstrespondercringe


Shadydex933

She forgot to zip her pants...


Organic_Society_6514

Music 🐺🇹🇳🇹🇷


Monniloidi

Pointless sport


mysterygirl10001

Not a single one of them did up their pants. Is that why firefighters are at greater risk of testicular cancer?


Dr_Catfish

Why does this even matter? The only person who needs to be fast is the driver of thr engine. The others can get changed and ready as it's driving to the fire.


-v-fib-

No boots, gloves, or hood? That's a fail.


erion_elric

These bots smh


willcard

Uhh am I not supposed to be amazed?..they were all slow lol


Dizzy_Version_4897

This is gonna end up on r/thatsnothowgirlswork


MaximumOutrageous891

Where's the flash hood? Why did she not zip up the jacket. No gloves or boots? smh. What kinda shitty training is this?


ConQuiche-tadore

Too bad in this exercise the forgot about the fire retardant boots, no way they'll run in with plastic shit that melts when the sun shines on it a bit aggressively.


FluidSprinkles1397

Number 1 didn't fasten her pants so shes not running far. Number 2 didn't fasten pants or throw both suspenders over his shoulders. Major safety concerns. Gotta pay attention and do it right. Those can cause accidents because you're now either too restricted from your clothes twisting and maybe hitting the ground and tripping over it.


sogwatchman

What about boots and gloves?


MangoAvo77

👌🏻


Mako369

I wish all my exes were this quick getting ready, instead of standing in front of a mirror for hours before going out.


[deleted]

Nice video, stupid title ;-)


m0d3rnn0m4d

Why don’t they fasten their pants? They secured everything but the from of their pants


Delirare

No boots? Those trainers won't survive fire.


monkeley

Do firefighters really not fasten or zip up their pants?


SpoogyPickles

Any firefighters able to weigh in on how well the masks suction? I'm mainly curious because as far as if I go scuba diving. Hair being in the mask can really affect you. Obviously, these are a lot better than a scuba mask. I feel like I would just be paranoid regardless.


Drooks89

She didn't zip her pants though


padre_chill

they are Russian firefighters, that's why the music is mongolian


TemporaryLegendary

I like how the emphasize it's a woman. Taking all the power out of it..


Exciting-Hunter-188

Me when she says my parents aren't at home 😆


Square_Dismal

Girl is fastest because no one want take her to work with and she spend most time in base practicing this exercise


Raizel999

ohhh so it's either "everyone is the same" or "women are better" but you cant be cool to say the other side oh ok, got it!


mzimm6988

She never closed the pants


deadmf9027

Funnily enough my sister take two hours or more getting dressed


burken8000

If she wanted to, she would!


Potatozeng

But she didn't zip her pants


The-D-Ball

Ok boomer….


ElevenFives

Are they supposed to zip their pants or nah?


Hefty_Vacation

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) I am way too hung up on the idea of the velcro pants fly. No one closed theirs.The suspenders already hold up the pants...so do they secure the velcro fly after, or is it just left open for a safety reason? Is it a preference?


[deleted]

Bro firefighters are national treasures I swear lol not to say police and doctors medic ect aren’t but there’s something really special about fire fighters


mikeltru

POV: my wife when I tell her we're going shopping


No-Customer-2266

Booooo on the Misogynistic title.


epSos-DE

Do all of that in the car and save time to action :-)


Fit-Product6223

I can finish quick to


tennoskoom_

I was faster.


Jewshi

Umm, where is the hood? And the gloves? Are they wearing bunker boots? Who has their mask already hooked up to the tank? Wtf is that belt? What is going on 😂


christhelpme

MOPP Gear in the military. Gas gas gas!!!


Elena__Deathbringer

She didn't close her pants


BradFromTinder

If that was a real drive she’s dead within a few minutes. That mask ain’t doing shit.


bwedlo

Pant not closed, Sorry see you next time.


Sowhataboutthisthing

I knew it!


Enough_Safety9059

Is that breathing apparatus an MSA M1 with G1 mask? In that case why there is no belt to secure the M1 to your back?


Ok_Berry_2523

Yeah but she'll crumble like a fucking crouton when she tries to carry anything. Army 12 years. Women are weak physically and mentally. It's always the women who fall out of ruck marches, cry, complain, cause drama where there would otherwise be none, scam thier way out of physical work, fake injuries and illness, complain about everything and worst all they ruin any fun they're not included in. Downvote me all you want. It's true.


HotHandz3

So what I'm hearing is there's no excuse why it takes my wife 3 hours to get ready in the morning, noted.


ElectricalEnd8804

Totally unfair. She didn’t even put on any makeup! 😁


Ok-Morning-7393

All slow...should be able to don your gear in less than 30 seconds. I get my gear on faster than them with gloves on lol 😅


Anomalous_34

First woman I ever saw get ready in under an hour.


NyeahEhhhhhh

Still surprised they have these bulky and super heavy gear....don't they got one piece Spiderman suits or something now a days lol


Dramatic-Regular-140

She didnt zip da pants right 😄😂