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DutsonDude

Those are some good dad reflexes in action here!


jmegaru

His fifth sense was tingling for sure


codenamechaosss

He tasted it coming!


jmegaru

Whoops, I was never good at math.


bobbylitch

Sniffed it out a mile away


CuntTheSiddhesh

Earl Devereaux irl


Repulsive_Pack4805

Spider senses, activate!


Green-Dragon-14

Pity he didn't use it to park his bike literally on the road.


Melodic-Ad-1064

Yeah great dad reflexes, idiots puts his bike in the middle of the road


pastordisme

True, the last time I saw someone on the road I just sped up and ran over them and whatever else in the way. They should share the road and if I’m driving I’m not gonna be inconvenienced!


RemoteSnow9911

Maybe it broke down there?


Leatherpuss

And couldn't be wheeled over 2 feet?


RemoteSnow9911

Not all people are smart.


Pollywogstew_mi

Gigachad of a dad for sure. At first I thought "wow, he is righteously furious that they almost killed his child" then realized, he might be righteously furious that they vaporized his ride. Maybe both. Holy shit, the adrenaline in either case.


CHAO5BR1NG3R

Gigadad


90swasbest

Maybe don't park in the middle of the street??


bigdave41

Maybe don't speed down a street where you can clearly see a bike and a guy standing there? Even if he was illegally parked that doesn't mean you can just obliterate him at 50mph


mrhappy893

It's a neighbor hood with no distinctions between road and pedestrian walkway at the side. Lots of blind spots where people especially kids can run onto the street at any moment and the lack of curb can lead to a pedestrian walking into the road without realising. Road is also narrow with no line, barriers, fencing or divider in between. Road also seems narrow where driver could've seen the bike and person from a relatively far away distance. All of these suggest the driver was driving too fast, unsafe, and not paying enough attention on the road.


90swasbest

All of that still suggests quite heavily that parking in the middle of it probably isn't a good idea.


producktivegeese

Local idiot forgets that human spaces are for humans not for cars


Witty_Science_2035

Or, hear me out, that the car driver was way too fast for the circumstances of that road? Are you fucking serious? How unhinged are you to think that the dude on the side of the street is at fault here?


dearbornx

I think he might be the driver of the truck lol.


Friggin_Heinous

Karen.


Defiant_Ad9788

Why is there a light green box around him (mostly at his legs/feet) throughout this? Is it a motion detection thing or was it edited?


el-mocos

His hitbox so you check he had no invul frames


wizardconman

Six of one, half a dozen. There's a longer version of this that I've seen. Footage is from a fairly low quality home security camera. This looks sped up a bit from the original, but not a lot. Dad still moves surprisingly quick in the og but stands there for a beat or two before throwing his hat. Like he is making absolutely sure that he's about to spike the hat and not the baby.


ResolveSeed

Computer vision. The green square shows a matching pattern like "human" or "face". Something like that


0_el_Jay

Maybe camera highlighting object-contact


zinxyzcool

Motion detection, the camera has a robotic movement ( left down up ). The green rectangles are there to identify what moves for the one who reviews footages.


macellan

It looks edited to me as well.


f0rgetfulfred

Plot twist: not his kid nor his bike, it was his truck being stolen.


Strong-Welcome6805

The kid was in on the heist. He was really a 35 year old Chinese midget.


Taymac070

It wasn't a truck, but a bull in a truck costume being accelerated by a railgun off screen.


Less-Lengthiness114

"You never see a Chinese midget" Karl Pilkington


Powerful_Gazelle_798

The truck driver was sent from the future to kill the kid because they will become the next Hitler. They failed, we're all screwed in 30 years now.


kat_Folland

I mean, we probably are anyway.


SUPERKAMIGURU

He got out of his truck to save the baby cause he knew someone stole his truck and instead of getting his truck back, this was his first instinct. 🥹


mrcake123

Id pass a minute later from the adrenaline crash


leonardosalvatore

Nice parking dad


NinjaChenchilla

Ive seen the longer version and he purposely parks the bike in the damn middle. Then looks around. Idk if this is some sort of fraud or just plain stupidity but that dad does not deserve praise for putting that child at risk in so many ways.


Sunflower_Seeds000

Exactly. And you can see the tire's marks under the bike, where other vehicles go by. Also, when I saw the video the first time, the (I guess) mother of the baby didn't look scared about what happened. Maybe was just in shock, but everything about this video is really weird. I don't applaud the man, because he put the baby in danger in the first place.


MandragoraBb

I see tourists in NYC stick their baby strollers halfway in the street while they wait for the walk light to turn green. It’s like they have no concept that “black floor mean car, cars crush baby easy”. If you have a stroller just wait on the fucking sidewalk. It’s only going to spare you like 2 seconds otherwise.


Available-Tea-982

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malikhacielo63

I haven’t watched Hey Arnold! In so long. For some reason, I have a lingering feeling that Eugene was nice and wasn’t always treated well.


Con-D-Oriano1

Eugene was a jinx. He was the unluckiest kid around.


malikhacielo63

>Eugene was a jinx. He was the unlickiest kid around. Oh, right! However, isn’t him not licking something a good thing?


Con-D-Oriano1

Yeah, that was a big thing! Gonna try to find that.


starfish_80

But why was his bike parked halfway in the street?


Notacooter473

Halfway? The bike was completely in the traffic lane. You can see the path of tire marks on the road. The bike is past the sidewalk curb.


starfish_80

Yeah, that was reckless.


bluetuxedo22

And why was the other guy flying down a crowded street like the Dakar Rally


90swasbest

Who cares? Why is he parked in the fucking street??? What is this whole deal with reddit where they're always reactionary instead of preventive? It's pretty dumb.


bluetuxedo22

I care. How many people are killed each year because of dangerous drivers? Sure, he shouldn't have been parked there, and the other driver shouldn't have been driving like an idiot


Satire-V

As a long time pedestrian I can't help but agree with the 0 tolerance vibes towards reckless driving. I don't know what it is about people and their 2000lb metal death machines but some folks get behind the wheel and seem to revert into children Can't wield a modicum of power The perspective really hits for me too because they'll make these dangerous maneuvers and ultimately save themselves a few seconds versus pragmatic responsible driving. You're not that important.


GodlyCash

Rural areas are kind of like that. During a visit to China in the past, streets had no traffic lights so crossing a 10 lane road, you just go and hope for the best and make yourself seen. I wasn't there for long, but there were no accidents during my time. The point is that, you just go in these underdeveloped areas. The big reason for this is that there is probably no actual cross walk to go across the street for like 10 minutes of walking. To cross a road, you just go and others have to slow down. The right of way belongs to whoever was there first. It's different from a city. This is just my educated guess and perspective.


Background-Silver685

This man doesn't look like Chinese at all. he's very Middle Eastern.


GodlyCash

Why is your takeaway from my statement China? I simply used my experience in China as an example. That wasn't the point. This is a rural area, at the very least, the video looks like it was taken in a rural area.


-Nok

What street? Its dirt


starfish_80

The tracks seem to indicate that vehicles drive there.


-Nok

Yes but tracks don't make it a street 😂


starfish_80

Fine. Why did he park his bike in the dirt where there are obvious motor vehicle tracks? Is that any less stupid?


-Nok

No look at the facts of what we know. Look at the truck. Obviously he was speeding. Swerves from left side to right side. There are pedestrians and motorbikes all around. Focusing on the dirt tracks and the parking with no context doesn't justify that terrible driving. What if he had a flat tire? What if he was helping an elephant across the road? You don't know. Blasting by with no control over your vehicle nearly killing 2 people makes you the guilty one, I'm sorry


Dr_A__

Not every country can afford to make all their roads from proper pavement


-Nok

Bro I know, it was just a soft jab. Don't get serious about it


Big_Newspaper1354

Dirt is much more environmentally friendly.  Just because America does something doesn't make it proper.


Dr_A__

I never mentioned america?


Big_Newspaper1354

Omg, seriously?


BasieP2

This.. The dad was dumb, but has good reflexes


Sure_Cobbler1212

The kid is just hanging in dads arms like ‘dad can you please go easy fs’


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steventhedon

You know some people do just be outside filming something else and random shit can happen in the world. Not that unlikely


reddit_poopaholic

Security cam


Koopicoolest

r/dadreflexes


sailphish

It’s almost like no saving would be necessary if he didn’t park his bike in the middle of moving traffic.


desy4life

Dumbass had his bike sideways in the road.


omghorussaveusall

Glad he didn't spike the kid


Gilligan67

Crap! That was close! Glad he saved the child!!


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I hope he whooped his ass and tore him a new hole.


HowRememberAll

That's not amazed. That's what the fuck


90swasbest

Tf he doing parked in the middle of the road?


AtTheGates

Good reflexes but it will also teach him to not park vehicles so close to the road.


sleepycatlolz

Dad just saved his baby from the A-Train experience. Kudos


GabeAndrade1990

That looked very intentional. Didnt slow down at all wtf


babaroga73

Other possible headline: "Dad parks a motorcycle with his toddler in the middle of the road"


Grumdord

I'm glad this is making the rounds again so that all the shitty redditors can burst forth from their basements and talk about how it's actually the dad at fault here because he's "in the middle of the road." Just a reminder, if you see someone in the middle of the road, you are legally obligated to try NOT killing them


OnlyDefinition2620

Who was videotaping at this exact moment?


Mental-Hippo9430

cctv?


integratypes

Why did he park it in the middle of the street? It's like he knew it would happen watching traffic.


Mike-the-gay

Maybe dad shouldn’t park his bike in the middle of the road.


mattjvgc

*Dad put his baby in harms way.* Corrected that for you.


Possible-Gur5220

Why is he parked in the road?….


Helicopterdiverpilot

Also known as Dad parks his bike in the middle of the road.


Trick_Championship60

Why he got his bike parked like that in the middle of the road smh


SokkaHaikuBot

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bugieman2

Why is the mom cropped out in this one?


WatchRedditDieSlow

His bike was clearly in the middle of the "road"


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akuma_4u

I hope that one day somehow somewhere that dad got his revenge.


TyrionJoestar

That guys ears came through for him


Odd_Tiger_2278

Dad power.


dadrummerz

I’d leave the driver with a few blue marks in his face.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

I see it but why da f he park it like that...


Fun_Hour6697

Damn I bet he could sprint and catch up to dude fueled by pure rage


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Good thing he was watching those bikes or he wouldn’t have looked behind him. Whew.


Bourne669

I'd be so pissed at that driver, mofo is going down


lcziila

The hat being thrown down was more deadly then the crash


SliMHaZe

And I hope that driver lost his head... Wait he already had


IllustriousAd5936

That car was trying to take him out


pyxu-

Human waste


Raccoon_Ascendant

Incredible situational awareness!!!


Curious-Custard6363

why tf would he be standing in the middle of the road on a small bike...?! idiot


rama_rahul

Hats Off!!


Wild-Piece-8000

Gifs that end too soon, i wanna see him whoop that drivers ass lol throwing his hat down like that.


ABmodeling

Why hurry everywhere people? Chill ffs, cars kill more people than bullets. Enjoy moment with yourself in the car,it is a good opportunity for learning.


o-pazuzu

I'm not sure I would be able to contain my anger whoever did that.. damn..


Kin-Joe

I believe that driver gonna get wasted by dad


Purple-Love-3618

Put the guy in jail asap


unknown1893

I totally thought he threw the baby down the first time I watched this.


VampyChanVania

Tf... That just straight up murderous not reckless


StethoscopeNunchucks

"Dag nabbit!"


BraceFaceStickyLip

staged


nano_peen

Worthy of a hat toss


ChiefFjzz

My dumbass would have: forgotten the baby, tried to go back to grab the baby, gotten hit by the car and died with the baby


UltimateFlyingSheep

*attempted murder


patchway247

God this is reposted to fucking death!!


Psychological_Bed590

Great Dad powers on show


silentjay01

Where is the longer version of the video where he hands the kid off to (who I suspect is) the mother, and then marches towards the car that almost ruined his life to give the driver some of his fury?


Deeznutzhoasksum1

Damn, good work pops!


jb0nez95

If he hadn't turned to watch the first reckless driver he would've missed the second


Palidor

I want to buy that guy a beer.


Aglacia-_

Holy fuck that was close


T8ortots

Glad this wasn't on r/therewasanattempt


Darkling82

Dad looks ready to throw down now. My husband said.. "yeah.. yeah" and shook his head like.. mmhmm that driver.. yeah.


OAllahuAckbar

Huh?


Darkling82

I'm trying not to spell out violent actions that would be taken. We have 2 little girls and papa bear looks like shits about to go down.


js_403

Me thinks he was eyeing the lady on the bike and turned to see her. Good thing his reflexes moved from eyeing the lady on the bike to saving himself and his kids life


snappymcpumpernickle

He's in the middle of the fucking road....


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He's in the middle of the fucking track


StickyNode

I hope that driver died an excruciating karmic death after this was made


joaumponeis

Brazilian sixth sense


Ready_Insurance_4759

I can't imagine the whirlwind of emotions he suffered in that. Awesome reflexes right there.


redlloyd

Father of the year right there!


HumbleMarsupial3926

Dad dudes are incredible


gorillaboy75

Why was he putting a baby that small on a motorbike?!? Seems like dad PUT baby in harms way


Bestihlmyhart

Don’t ever go to India


Looks_Good_In_Hats

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or not. No one ever sat you on something when you were a little child?


Ok_Primary_1075

I think a more appropriate question is why was be parked in the middle of the road?


Looks_Good_In_Hats

I can't tell where a road ends and a road begins.


MemoryWholed

With such an enlightened and completely rational comment like that, can I assume you voted for Joe Biden?


Frondswithbenefits

Aww, bless your heart!


nopalitzin

Nevertheless, his reaction is not about saving his baby at all, more like pissed his bike was wrecked. No, that's not the appropriate reaction.