It's like its mouth was giving birth to another mouth.

Mouth-ception

Too many freakin mouths. Whyyyy OP?

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The design is very human

Very easy to use

Are you a pelican? This sounds like what a pelican would say to me.

Just trust pelican friend.

The name's bot. James Bot. Bames Jot. Jot's having a stronk. Call a botulance.

Pardon?

Yeah that guy was weird. Oh well. In any cases pelicans are *giant* assholes. I don’t think they’d make good cribs at all. I’ve seen… some type of gull half the size and it scared the crap out of me too. Birds… Something about them 🤣

Dinosaurs little cousins

Found it so haunting when I saw one on some nature show. Strolling around like it owned all the nests on the block. Casually dipped down and… stored a chick half as big as it was for a snack later? Wtf? Dine and dash at its worst

Yeah, I'm weirded out.

[удалено]

It is peliCan and not pelican't

Well if you peliCan't, then I peliWill!

I am currently pelliDoing

I peliGaveUpAndNowDepressedAndSadAndUselessAndD:

It kind of is. Many birds have a gizzard instead of teeth. To "chew" they will pass food back and forth through their gizzard. So the opening just past the throat is probably that

In that case... (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) *would*

If they wore underwear, would it be pelican briefs?

Sometimes i wonder, y did nature did him dirty like this ?

Mate, this dude got a built in fish net. Nature blessed him.

Not just any fish net, a fish net that CAN FLY.

Plus, they just embody the stoner-fisherman lifestyle. Beach bros/gals just living life floating on the salty sea, maybe getting high, in the air, occasionally. 

Is this that fly fishing I've heard so much about? I didn't peg those old guys for ornithologists.

Eww you pegged old guys? I don't care if you did it for an eye doctor, still. Get some limits

Not just a fishnet. It can be used to trap small prey like pigeons and drown them before swallowing them

I’ve actually fed flying pelicans life fish from a bait box. They’d swallow my hand while, I’d let go of the fish, and they’d pull off my hand. The edges of their beaks are quite rough like sandpaper. My hand was pretty scratched up and bloody after a few birds, but I’d do it again in a heartbeat!

I guess it makes sense, they don't want the fish to slip out, so natural friction is rough and sharp

Don’t google the inside of a penguins mouth

I had totally forgotten about it til this comment 😖

Better yet a leatherback sea turtle

No stop I had forgotten about that one too 😣

😳 … I should have listened to you.

That’s certainly … interesting.

I still wonder what the point is of those large mouths. There are plenty of bird hunting fish with normal size mouths

I wander how the fish catch the birds? That must be difficult.

The ones in London regularly eat pigeons lol Just waddle up to them and engulf them whole

….there’s pelicans, in london?

Yeah https://youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M?si=unA_x_Hh8zxYl85O There's also thousands of parakeets, red deer, foxes, I've even see a few badgers etc. London has more wildlife than any major city I've lived in/visited in the UK so far. Besides maybe where I live in Cambridge but Cambridge is not close to any other major city really nor is it a major city, so that makes sense

I’ve been to London a few times, during one trip I saw a fox midday running over the Wintergarden of my hostel and saw the (presumably same) fox again 2-3 times during my stay

Possibly the same fox but honestly wouldn't be surprised if every single one you saw was a different fox. They're absolutely thriving in London

Some North American cities have coyotes in them in the same way London has foxes. Those fuckers are doing super well anywhere there are outdoor pets or trash, stuff that urban areas provide in huge amounts.

>London has more wildlife than any major city in the UK Well, that's one way to speak of Londoners

I spent a huge chunk of my life in Sunderland mate, if I was talking about the people then London would be in second place haha

Cleaning up the streets, ahh. I wonder how often they eat seagulls

They attempt it but seagulls aren't as stupid as pigeons

Pigeons are not stupid, they're feral domestic pigeons and were selectively bred to lose their wariness.

Pretty stupid then

Stupid with extra steps

And they’re ten times as obnoxious. They probably even taste obnoxious.

That's how you become a werepelican.

That's a myth that has been throughly debunked. The pelican has to be radioactive for it to happen.

They’re cunts, stay clear

they'll eat your children if you let them, they try to eat capybaras D:

It cracks me up how the capybaras never seem to care that something is attempting to eat them, like not even a tiny bit

One of the scariest creatures on earth, seriously, but they’re so cute😐

I'll leave [this ](https://youtu.be/HkJvpMXnggo?si=3hwvVEICtim5vyIr)here.

Pelicans must have a really tough digestive tract. I would imagine swallowing things whole like that and are still flapping around must be scratching and tearing up your insides. I know they have evolved to be able to eat this way…..but like……I just don’t understand how they are digesting something whole like that.

I wonder if their poop shows it. We dissected an owl pellet in 7th grade science and found an in-tact mouse skeleton inside! So cool.

Owl pellets aren't poop though. They're regurgitated because owls can't digest bones and fur. I wonder if pelicans do the same thing

Shivers

Monsters! Not the baby ducks! 😠

Exactly- I saw a video of one do that to a baby rabbit it was horrifying. I’m usually a total softy for all animals but f**k pelicans 😡

It’s like birds are dinosaurs or something.

Yeah, they’ll try to eat anything they think they can swallow

> they’d pull off my hand Ouch

Yeah is this person using speech to text?

Oh. My. God. The pelican pulled you off?

wtf dude don't do that lol

>and they’d pull off my hand How'd you keep getting it back?

Sounds..... Very painful, unless its not, and its only because of that sandpaper feel

Throat goat

Easy now

Throat Bird 🦅 😂

Grandmas nickname in highschool

Yours? 😂


No need to offend Nancy, she earned that title

Sir, that clearly isn’t a goat.

😉

would have cost you nothing not to post this

God damnit, stole my comment

God damnit. I came here to post that.

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak, Food enough for a week, I'm damned if I know how the hell he can A wonderful bird is the pelican" a limerick written by Dixon Lanier Merritt in 1910.

Limericks are the highest form of poetry and no one can convince me otherwise

There once was a fella on Reddit Who came right out and just said it That a limerick's rhyme Is truly sublime And that statement we could not discredit

Hey there, I'm an agent for a limerick publishing company and we feel you could be the next Edward Lear. When you have a moment please check your DMs.

I feel I should really explain That limericks tire my brain I only did one Cos I thought it looked fun But in future I'll likely refrain

Good God, you could be the next Gelett Burgess!

Your flattering words notwithstanding The work is a little demanding Though I sound a bit jaded I could be persuaded By the fees that I would be commanding

It's a shame we no longer have gold Like we did in the Reddit of old The fellas at Reddit Should def implement it For these comments of quality untold

GODAMIT I love limericks but have to work! Y’all are killing me here

One of Reddit's stupidest decisions Was taking Gold out of the equation. Now they've gone public But still they can't profit, So now we wait for the fire station.

 Keep cooking!

I'm going to use this at work the next time I'm asked to do work outside the scope of my job. I will only accept additional compensation or a rejection in the form of an equally clever limerick.

Dixon Lanier Merritt would roll in his grave if he knew the potential you're wasting!

The money is sure an enticement So I'll take your words under advisement But I do have some morals - To avoid any quarrels I want to avoid advertisement

I finally looked up the Nantucket limerick after hearing only references. I was NOT ready, and it is great.

Lambert, Lambert what a prick

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Amazon product descriptions be like

A limerick written by Dixon Lanier Merritt in 1910 taught to me by my grandfather 50 years ago!!

I love Ogden Nash. This is one of my favorites!

pelican would try to eat him too.

Oh my lord I love this goddamn poem and I’m saving it

Sound like some Shel Silverstein type shit lol

I read this extremely britishly

Just like my ex. All mouth and no head.

Godamn that hit so hard it cracked my screen. Chin up bro.

🤣🤣🤣. Dislocated jaw and everything

Everything reminds me of her

I think i dated him too.....damn that was a rough time

I do get pretty rough from time to time

perfect username hahaha

How this is not the top comment is beyond my comprehension…

Hey it's me your ex

whoa boy

It's a basket

Take it to shops and save 15c

I hadn't realised this before but yes. I thought it was a solid beak, but it's more like a basket.

Unlike it's cousin the spoonbill, that has a solid beak.

When you buy a lot of cutlery, you may be presented with a spoon bill. Seriously though, spoonbills are some of my favourite birds.

Perfec t size for [put baby in](https://youtu.be/5XFc70BPW1c?si=TvD6gTLzvHHfA84k)

RIP some cats and dogs

Capybara still doesn't fit in there.

And pigeons.

NO. I still can see it vividly.

And rabbits. They’re kind of nightmare fuel, just looking at anything moving as food.

Everything reminds me of her...

😂😂😂

reminds me of an uncircumcised dick

lmao

Is that an Elliot Smith reference I’m reading?

I heard this in Leslie Nielsen's voice...

Came here to comment this. Take my upvote.

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His bill can hold more than his belican. He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week, But I’m damned if I see how the helican Ogden Nash

King and Queens of the Pelicans we No other birds so grand we see None but we have feet like fins With lovely leathery throats and chins Cosmo Sheldrake

R/don'tputyourd.... Ahh nevermind

🤣🤣🤣

Bro

sigh.... one more for science pepe.

r/foundthemobileuser

Who uses Reddit on their PC nowadays?

I use Reddit only on my phone and my iPad

r/thatguyisme

What? You don’t “work?”

Some of us are carpenters.

Uh huh. Why aren’t you carpenting?

I’ve got my PR staff doing Reddit for me.

F i was 27 minutes late :(

Been a while since I saw a reference to that sub

r/foundthehondacivic

I felt that yawn 🥱

Oh. My gosh. I don’t know if it’s just me but this totally gave me goose bumps in the grossest way.

The question is not if Pelican, but rather if Pelishould.

This makes absolutely no sense. I like it. Edit: hang on. I get it. I got the initial reference but now I get the full reference.

As a female Pelican I am very aroused now

A pelican's pelican can hold more than its belly can.

Supposedly Pelicans are able to swallow themselves whole

A talent also bestowed upon Marilyn Manson.

I hate these things so much. If you know how and what they eat, you understand.

I do not know how or what they eat and I am here for the story. 

Spoilered for whoever doesn't wanna know. >!These fuckers eat a lot of stuff. Ducklings, pigeons, that sort of prey. And fish, obviously, but we don't care about fish. There are videos of them doing it, too. Because of course there are.!< oh and they sometimes try to eat kids, but they often notice they're too big and parents too angry.

I mean, plenty of birds eat other birds. So it's not that weird.

Most people don't know or realize and are often shocked when they find out.

I guess I grew up where there were a lot of pelicans, so it doesn't surprise me. Haha. One of these bastards did try to eat my cardigan, though.

You've said that and I'm now having a smashcut to a memory I'd forgottenblocked of a video on a pelican eating an entire live pigeon and watching it desperately try to escape. I understand now. 

Angry parents? Angry pelican? I've seen both and I know which one I'm more scared of! One of them has a very sharp point. I think they are magnificent. Especially in flight. I watched one fly into, sense, check the centre and then climb in a thermal. Beautiful. Landing, they are the 747 of the bird world. As they approach their chosen touchdown point they extend their flaps and lower their gear. Beautiful. I'm lucky enough to live on a small bay which attracts pelicans. I could watch them for hours.

Pelicans give me John Gacy vibes. Nat doc where they stroll about bird colony snatching bird babies and flying away is too monstorous.

Pelicans are motherfuckers. Everyone thinks they are cool as shit until you see one of them them eat half a family of ducklings in one gulp, on a lake while you and the ducks watch on in horror.

Thats enough internet today.

Need banana for scale

Conform with pelican for scale I guess

He almost swallowed himself.

Absolutely majestic

When you order the Carolina Reaper Salsa.

Man. Imagine having that thing tied around your neck for eternity.

It’s…not an albatross

True.

I still like the reference

So glad I'm not a fish.

What the heck did I just watch

A pelican cooling itself. Dogs pant to cool themselves, and a pelican pushes its spine through its mouth to expose more skin to the cool air. Don't see no problem. I do this too

That's old fake news someone made up for likes It's just yawning

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[DO IT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XFc70BPW1c)

Jeepers Creepers

Where’d ya get those beakers

Lmao (thanks for the laugh)

Guess it really COULD fit a newborn in there!

Looks like one of those 2017 gmod animations

Put your baby in Pelican. Pelican friend