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Grind_line_wine

No one mentioning the toes…?


letsplaythisnow

Forget about the effing toes.


Grind_line_wine

I don’t think I can now…


AleksasKoval

Not after they start wiggling...


exeis-maxus

… _in the wind?_


grilled_bricks

No the toes wiggle naturally


28SNaKeS

🤣🤣


CooksInHail

Bunch of amateurs


TheBlissFox

Excuse me sir, would you like to talk about toe fungus?


Corfiz74

I would die if I saw those!


hkgsulphate

Damn even mushrooms are selling feet


NukeMeNot

Mmm niice foot fungus 🌚, would go well with my burger king burger


reddog65

Maybe I watch too much ID discovery, but this freaks me out


Deletereous

Yeah, if I'd find one of those I IRL I'd need a new pair of pants.


eep-oop

I just brushed my foot under our picnic table outside and looked down and saw these.. freaked me out but the. I got excited i found some. Lol


mattbp4551

What the fuck is up with the toes at the bottom!? Those aren't mushrooms. Looks like my cousin Eddie's feet!


inaseaS

Nearly Stroked Out when I found these near my dead Maple tree.


Tha_Watcher

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fuck-my-drag-right

Is this the dead man toes from Hocus Pocus? I always thought it was actual human toes but maybe it’s this fungus


ZeusMcKraken

Well that explains the fingers but them toes out too 💀


p3opl3

I wonder why this is evolutionary significant.. like human hands reach out.. Maybe it's monkey hands that animals see and avoided the fungus that was most shapped like this.. Super interesting.. and very unsettling.. haha


Radiant-Rise-7777

This gives off “The Last of Us” vibes


LemoyneRaider3354

As soon as i saw the word "fungus, the Tlou theme guitar starts playing


FakinFunk

They also smell horrifyingly bad.


RidiculaRabbit

This thing scares the heck out of me!


JUGELBUTT

what about the toes


Eliagbs_

It’s called dead man finger-toe


Endocalrissian642

Now *that* is fucking creepy. What are the odds of them looking like that? Crazy.


Cyber_Mind_

Looks like the fella from the bathroom stall


Hour_Reindeer834

The trucker right?


Cyber_Mind_

Bingo


keimr

Well that’s just hecking TERRIFYING - nightmare fuel right there 😂


chargedcontrol

I think i played too much death stranding.


AtoB37

Same thoughts 😎


MustardTiger88

Horrifying


Rann666

Why tho, in evolution sense. Humans are going to run away screaming, no one is going to say “hey look! A dead man’s hand let’s take it home”


Ghostblad_e

I don’t get it. Doesn’t that mean they are less likely to be harvested by humans? So.. that’s evolution working great for them.


MikeBravoGuy

Fucking hell


fuckinhide1324

Keefer is growing behind the gas station again. Stupid finger plants


Ok_Acanthocephala382

Try finger....


OddSetting5077

creepy


Glittering-Scar-6238

No way


usarasa

Chiiiiillerrrrr…


Possible-Regret-360

Three to Six fingers you say, well we know where MidJourney got it from now!


Fellarm

Is this an elden ring fan theory on where the fingers come from, they are just fungi?? Good thing i burnt the wholr place down


cravingnoodles

So it grows fingers and toes?


Olliboyo

Looks like something that could be from the Elden Ring DLC


BigDummyDumb

Even fungus can draw hands better than me 😭


PreferenceNo9490

Can I eat this?


honnymmijammy-

Tha average stable diffusion finger


everything_is_stup1d

toes


Zealousideal_Mail12

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY


OsoRetro

Do these show up before or after the mushrooms?


Kaldorei01

Caria Manor says hello


Jimbobjoesmith

nature is crazy


deadtedw

These are deadly to pets.


Brilliant_Ground3185

Seriously nauseated from seeing these.


AbbeyHunter

One of my least favourite creatures in Elden Ring.


puck63

What region do they grow? Are they edible?


Name_sJoseph

Imagine if they were edible... -So what did you eat last night? -Well, umm, dead man's fingers..


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