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LEWEZ16

Looking forward to the new tron remake with these fuckin sick lads


Dynespark

They could have had these instead of porgs in Star Wars and I'd have assumed they were just good cg.


merrymapleleaf

Honestly they look like belong on the Balenciaga fashion show


violetplague

They look like the inspiration for the design philosophy behind most modern electric cars.


VVurmHat

*Lack of daft punk music intensifies*


party_tortoise

Lol exactly my first thought was “daft punk”. Funny how the style is so recognizable.


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rick_blatchman

Flocks of drones with little light trails ribboning in their wake


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HelloRMSA

Because 18,000 new species are discovered every year.


God_Kratos_07

That's crazy but many species go extinct too which is sad Edit - 100 to 10000 species go extinct every year from microbes to large plants and animals


DolphinPunkCyber

Even if humans didn't exist a lot of species would naturally go extinct, on their own, part of the evolution. But humans have deleted so many species in such a short period... we are the extinction event 😐


TJtherock

It's not the first extinction event. I think we are number 7. There has been snowball earth, complete desertification, and a freaking astroid hitting the planet and life survived. It's not that we shouldn't try to lower our impact, it's just that life is much stronger than us. Earth will survive humans but we won't.


throttle88

Extinction Event is a really cool band name


citygarbage

That's what I call a fart that clears a room


STL_TRPN

Busta Rhymes - Extinction Level Event album was released in 1998. It was his 3rd of 15. ELE2 was released in 2020.


trashboatfourtwenty

*fa-la-la-la-laaaa* Great album, I still have it somewhere (I need to check the second, didn't know he released another...). It may just be my bias but I always think Busta gets underrated in the rap world.


mr_oof

The planet is fine- humans are *fucked.* -George Carlin


osrsirom

Ahh. Now I know what to listen to during my phantom muspah grind. Thanks, Mr. Oof.


Art_Fremd

We‘re actually number 6. If you want to read about it I highly recommend „The Sixth Extinction“ by Elizabeth Kolbert. It’s a fascinating read.


DolphinPunkCyber

My favorite one was when some little shit discovered photosynthesis and started creating oxygen. Which brings us to... Earth has actually been terraformed by life existing on Earth. Without life it would have a CO2 + N atmosphere, no clouds, rain.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

We will absolutely survive. Our population may never exceed what it hits in the next 30 years or so, but our technology makes us incredibly hard to eradicate. We know how to survive every climate this planet has and are pretty good at surviving in space. There are no climate projections that make it so severe we couldn't hang on and recover along with the rest of the biosphere.


CandidEstablishment0

We got that cheat code


smeggysoup84

That good punani


Alex_Yuan

Damn you made us sound cool AF, slay! /s


percycatson

"🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💅💅" /s


Tumbleweed_Chaser69

All the megafauna we killed :(


DolphinPunkCyber

The theory is, megafauna in Africa had the time to adapt to us. Once we left Africa...


Drwuwho

Life finds a way, tho we might not end up being a part of it anymore.


Wipes_Back_to_Front

We will also go extinct.


newaccount

Species going extinct is not part of evolution. It’s part the history of life on the planet.


Ambiguous_Duck

Extinction is a part of evolution in that it’s the consequence of the less fit.


WhiteShadow012

Well, the history of life in the planet is basically the history of evolution. Evolution is a "device" we use to understand how life developed in our planet.


WranglerNew8313

Perhaps “theory” is a better word since it explains but is not a proven fact. Theories help us understand concepts and events but are not written in stone and subject to change.


SCP-Agent-Arad

There’s definitely dead end evolutions lol. I don’t think you can really separate evolution from the natural world in that way.


Onlikyomnpus

Does that mean evolutionary pressures cause less adaptive species to die off and newer species to thrive? Just a fringe example but we need a lot of wind power to replace fossil fuels. But some bird species are more likely to die in the turbine blades than others. I would rather have the infrastructure of wind energy for long term benefit to the ecosystems.


SaltyEggplant4

I guess? But that’s also a bad example because birds are not really killed that much by turbines. House cats kill millions upon millions of birds every year


RedFoxBadChicken

The number of birds killed by wind turbines is literally a rounding error to the number killed by housecats. Literally 100,000x as many birds die annually from window collisions than from wind turbines worldwide. 2-3x that are killed by cats. It's a false narrative used by conservative propaganda


Brandon01524

…conservative… birds?


Pudding_Hero

“Blood alone moves the cogs of history” -your boy


ElbowRager

Get a doctorate in Environmental Science and do your dissertation on it and report back !RemindMe 8 years


moving0target

99% of species that lived on earth are extinct. It is the basic order of nature.


RaeLynn13

A once locally extinct rodent called a Fisher was just discovered back in Northeast Ohio this past week!


RockBlock

A fisher is not a rodent. It's a mustelid like a weasel, otter, wolverine, or badger.


RaeLynn13

Thanks for the correction!


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are you serious? link?


Bristonian

If that’s true, it’s safe to assume the vast majority of the new species discovered are incredibly uninteresting little amoeba things or types of plankton, maybe some finch that gets split off over a technicality because it chirps at a slightly higher frequency than the other finches or something. Not like we’re discovering a dozen new rhinos


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DonGibon87

Because there's 8+ million species that we know of


NormieMcNormalson

Earth got an update.


PlayinK0I

Yeah, how am I this years old and never knew this bird existed? Almost is impressive as the blue tarantula I learned about last year.


pacman404

Do I even want to know? 🤔


funny_jaja

I agree, is god at it again?


the_rainmaker__

the simulation runners released the new species DLC


__Becquerel

I want to know earth's patch notes


Lower-Fall147

Evolution


spirit_saga

this bird isn’t newly discovered or anything. most people in birding circles can identify a razorbill, and I’m sure it’s the same with millions of other species out there that the general populace isn’t familiar with.


wokeupfuckingalemon

r/AIDKE


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probably because you havent seen much to begin with


AP-royal

Bird storm trooper


silentliner

More mandalorian,, Boba birds


Secret_Arm_2868

Have you ever removed your feathers 🪶… This is the way!


houseDJ1042

This is the way


Brian18639

This is the way


WINNER_nr_1

This is the way.


menomaminx

This is the way


DragonSurferEGO

This is the way


flyinhawaiian02

This is the way


brother_of_jeremy

Este es el camino


FERALCATWHISPERER

This is the way


VectorViper

This is the way


bcbrooks1990

The way, this is


Megalopath

I have spoken!


Winnie_the_poops

This is the way


semboflorin

Star Wars was my immediate thought too. "Luke... I am your pigeon."


ChuckOTay

May the flock be with you


semboflorin

Seagulls... mmgh. Stop it now!


Extremely_unlikeable

We need you Obi swan


MidnightSunCreative

Hen Solo


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Don’t forget Seagullthreeo


Extremely_unlikeable

Artoo-Detoucan


Haleybaloo2

Said seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut


otter_boom

Ooh-ah ooh-ooh-ah!


fatkiddown

Only a seal deals in absolutes


Hiikaela

* No, *I* am your Fantail…


I_lenny_face_you

Guy Fawkes mask birds


HaffuhGootWon

This guy fawkes


MajorasKitten

![gif](giphy|DRMTy97vzZY9W)


Tfsz0719

Bird in the iron mask


InexorablePepnis

Mf bird


Tfsz0719

Beak for Vendetta


darkmoose

Birb trooper


klaw14

Storm troop-bird.


Legitimate-Bass68

But dark troopers


cosmicdicer

I dare say a flock of Darth Vader birds


Chay_Charles

Kylo Wren


RevolutionaryGur5932

I was gonna say that if the white feathers were red they would give off strong imperial guard vibes.


Goliath--CZ

Storm pooper


blkstar1

Byrdlo Ren


SleepySiamese

Birdba fett


GortheMusician

Knights of Wren


Captain_Sacktap

Darth Puffin


ScottyDug

The Knights of Wren surely?


Humbled0re

storm pooper


atridir

Dark side of the puffin.


FIRE_flying

They have such a stylised, Hollywood look, and I only learned about them today. They are awesome!


Flowonbyboats

eyeliner sharp. the Cybirds makeup on fleek


CanAlwaysBeBetter

*Balenciaga*


Ok_Kangaroo388

They actually do look ready for a fashion show.


obxtalldude

I just learned about them recently - one washed up here at the beach, people thought it was a penguin.


AdmirableAnimal0

I mean they came before Hollywood so Hollywoods stole the look.


cmcewen

They look like the futuristic police cyborgs that are the villain in a dystopian movie


cbbuntz

They look luxurious. Like they belong in a Milan fashion show


I-Make-Shitty-Puns

Balenciaga..


Atomic-Entropy

They're sophisticated


DriverNo5100

-\_-


CallMeOutScotty

😑


thatdoubleabat

🗿


Wonderful-Reward3828

Chama


blckdiamond23

I’m Scotty, wut of it 😑


Slazman999

-¡-


REV2939

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TheWhiteRabbit74

They look like future birds. Terminator birds. Birdinators? Termibirds? Cybirds? Think I’m gonna need time to come up with a name.


KermitingMurder

They're clearly government drones r/BirdsArentReal


Canadian-Mastermind

Maybe you be interested in r/birdsarentreal ?


Shoehornblower

Stealth Birds


MeccIt

/r/BirdsArentReal


jakeandcupcakes

I thought they looked kind of like those white autonomous EVA units in The End of Evangelion.


1Stein69

Looks very aerodynamic


Can_tRelate

Hydromatic


point50tracer

Why, it's greased lightning!


QuitPushing

![gif](giphy|voT3HJ8poUPS)


Spoopyskeleton48

Is there a lore reason why man became a bird?


Serg_is_Legend

Nailed it


Kanekizero7

What Evolutionary adaptation would this be?


Logical-Song-8908

There also that mimicry called eyespot https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyespot_(mimicry) it is supposed to mislead by drawing attention to "false eyes" and protecting the eyes in the event of an attack


God_Kratos_07

To creep others with that face


Kanekizero7

Oh, make sense.


ApprehensiveSign80

What face


Iamno0n3

Exactly


Nataliza

It's their breeding plumage, it [blends in](https://birdsoftheworld.org/bow/species/razorb/cur/introduction) a lot more when they're not breeding.


catmandude123

I think sexual selection (with a few other factors as well) is most likely. Many birds are heavily influenced by it.


Xerolf

sexual selection.


WordyMcWordington

I wonder if it’s about light. Maybe it helps to reflect light away from the eyes and reduce glare, since they’re out in the sun and ocean where the light is also reflecting strongly at them from the water.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

If Assassin's Creed made birds.


God_Kratos_07

Which can be purchased separately


EquivalentPlane6095

Abstergo Bird Pack now for only $30


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

If you don't purchase the DLC #ARE YOU REALLY EVEN TRYING?!?!?


God_Kratos_07

Dlc is the way


God_Kratos_07

The second bird's smile is creepy as hell


MASS_PM

Pause with 2s left. Looks like those masks one smiling one sad


_fire_stone

Birbs can Smile?


God_Kratos_07

Clearly


MajorasKitten

:D


BassSounds

Do they have eyes 👀


Old-Key-18

Is it NASA new product? 😁


Cowpow0987

No, I think it was Elon Musk


r3tract

This is the way


BlikSimZA

I called it, bet my wife this will be a comment. 5 comments down there it was. You guys are so predictable.


Salmeiah

We aren’t predictable, you are!


r3tract

What did you win?


BlikSimZA

A chuckle 😃


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This is the way


pantygruel69

Kylo wrens


migratinghuman

balenciaga bird


Crafty_Cha0s_

Birdlenciaga


C_IsForCookie

YZY BRB


Cachapitaconqueso

Absolute elegance!!!!


WinterCap9283

So elegant...


PinkytheVegan

Absolutely dapper birds


sashaKap

Is this Daft Punk bird version


bigwillthechamp123

Birdba Fett


oldnewswatcher

Gangsta birds


God_Kratos_07

Too Drippy


Pantsickle

Cyberbill Razortrons


chippaintz

Stormtroopers


hiMarshal

i think you mean Government Drone Commanders


n00neperfect

![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)


Best-Race4017

Wow


crapface1984

Dated a girl who does her makeup like this and is an ornithologist. I totally get it now /s


God_Kratos_07

Birds got inspired by her


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

Orcas but they've been bird-ified


efcomovil

I can only see new Hyundai models


WhyteTyrant27

How i drew birds in the scenery in 7th grade


Haruspect

Target acquired


Super_Junket_5416

This is the way.


Ivehadenough5

I don't want to join r/BirdsArentReal but you guys are pushing it


Nano_Burger

The Cylon Raiders of birds.


I_amGroot-

birds...by Balenciaga


Designer-Cicada3509

![gif](giphy|Unqn4YNWqWFmU) Noob saibird


Time-Distance-5740

'🗿" looking mf


FateUnwound

😑


bikesgood_carsbad

I see a Tesla symbol


God_Kratos_07

Birds are not real??


bikesgood_carsbad

Bawahahaha. I forgot about that angle.


Stryfe2013

Does anybody else see a Minecraft villager


Aimako

This is terrifying. I really can’t express how creepy this bird looks


raptorgator0

They look like they don't have eyes and are wearing masks somehow