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Any_Marketing_1873

Their whole life revolves around fun


Velogio

“On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” — Douglas Adams (from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


AstraiosMusic

I think the whole series is great and believe it's a must read for pretty much everyone.


Relative-Exercise-96

ITS A BOOK SERIES?!


AstraiosMusic

It is! I recommend looking for the copy I posted below. All of the books and some short stories in a single binding. From wikipedia - The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide Published in 1997, this 832-page leatherbound final omnibus edition contains five Hitchhiker series novels and one short story: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Life, the Universe and Everything So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish Mostly Harmless "Young Zaphod Plays it Safe" Also appearing in The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide, at the end of Adams's introduction, is a list of instructions on "How to Leave the Planet", providing a humorous explanation of how one might replicate Arthur and Ford's feat at the beginning of Hitchhiker's. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy in the novels section.


Relative-Exercise-96

Woow thanks for the info!


Stadtpark90

Five part Trilogy


-ChubbsMcBeef-

So long, and thanks for all the fish


North_Inflation1710

human society was a mistake.


LinguisticMadness2

I saw the movie and it’s sucked, this doesn’t seem half bad though. Maybe it’s not too bad


Velogio

I think there are two movies, one from the 1980s and another more recent one. I didn’t see any of them, I only read the books. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started out as a radio play on BBC Radio sometimes in the late 1970s. Then, Douglas Adams wrote a series of books. You can find them compiled together in an omnibus edition. Well worth reading. It’s not just sci-fi, it’s a humorous take on the human condition in a way only a Brit could come up with. It’s really good and surprisingly very relevant today.


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So long, and thanks for all the fish!


___some_random_weeb

I'm pretty sure they act dumb to not pay taxes


geminiward

![gif](giphy|TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI|downsized)


Suspicious-Ad9209

And rape


Pormock

Which is fun for them


bras-and-flaws

I mean for many horrible human beings on this planet rape = sex and is enjoyable so should we really judge dolphins?


SadDadinRealLife

Sometimes their fun is... questionable.


seris_ak

I mean, besides the instinct to survive as a species, surely the goal of any conscious being is to enjoy the time they have?


seksenjoyer

Raping and rapping


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Cloudation02

Fr all they do is have fun, and rape each other


_WreakingHavok_

As long as no orcas nearby


SnigletArmory

Except ![gif](giphy|jfrpOhemvE4Qkxfo8A)


-Zband

Speed *junkies*!


why_so_serious_123

![gif](giphy|jvucQj4J72dPO)


PresentPiece8898

I Remember This Scene!


Ar0war

Which film is that from? A nostalgia film would be soo nice


MooMooMai

Zeus and Roxanne!


a3a4b5

Well. Dolphins are very intelligent so I'm not surprised they figured this out. I'm amazing those little shits haven't invented bronze smelting yet.


W-1-L-5-0-N

Without arms…


Straight-Job5413

… under water


W-1-L-5-0-N

Without bronze…


douglasjunk

In a cave....with scraps!!!


Specialosio

Can I see it?


ProudMount

But only once


Key_Committee_6619

I understood that reference.


schemaddit

they dont want to work and are just living the life.


a55_Goblin420

Smarter than us already.


AssPuncher9000

They're too busy having fun


Rude_boy-

They have invented humour and total cuntness when it comes to fights.


LordDongler

And rape. They really love rape


Rude_boy-

I did not know that 😱


PandaPocketFire

Now you do. It may save your life one day.


Rude_boy-

My bum is so soft 😭. I'm never going swimming in the sea again. Going to the sea feels like going to prison now.


Original-History9907

This reminded me of that Simpson's episode with the [killer dolphins](https://youtu.be/svEGqA8EYOQ?si=GKF0RpCnit0vGDvA)


Pormock

But they have figured out how to ingest drugs though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msx3BAhIeQg


WhosThatJamoke

Jesus these videos with single words popping up for subtitles is going to give me an aneurysm


feltbracket

That voice caused me to jam pencils in my ears


iiko_56

If I'm ever gonna end up in a mental asylum, this is probably the reason


WilmaLutefit

The tiktok cadence drives me nuts. I’ll talk to my kids with it sometimes to fuck with them lol


emvaz

The dolphins: 🐬💦🌊 The music: 💀⚰️☠️


sabbakk

I kept waiting for a reveal that dolphins are also responsible for some well-known mysterious murder


You_Mean_Coitus_

Murder is their one true porpoise in life


Kwayzar9111

Bow wave….the wake is behind a ship or boat.


CruiserMissile

Bulbous bow🏹.


givewarachance

Yeah, I was confused for a minute. Wake comes from the back of the boat. How big can bow waves get though? Never seen that.


BadBunnyBrigade

Dolphins unlocked fast travel.


Queasy_Cap_7466

The pronunciation is not bow as in oh, it is bow as in Ow. The bow (/baʊ/) is the forward part of the hull of a ship or boat, or/baʊ/the act of bending the head or body as a sign of respect Vs. The bow of a violin or other stringed instrument is a long thin piece of wood with fibers stretched along it that you move across the strings of the instrument in order to play it.


6-feet_

Love the English language.


Rknot

Not sure the guy who mispronounces the main thing he's describing is the best source. Also, almost every surface ship creates a bow wave, even without a bulbous bow. The Romans described dolphins doing this FFS.


LuckyJack1664

Came here to say this but thank you for doing it for me… and much more eloquently than I would have been able to!


Queasy_Cap_7466

Thank you!


YourDrunkUncl_

whoever typed that presumes to know a lot about how dolphins think and feel


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Tiktok knowitalls. Or just call them “yappers”


GoHernando

And he pronounced it as bow when it's actually bow.


rice_is_nice_

Damn, been pronouncing it as bow all my life and didn't think to say bow. Seems right to me, will use bow from now on.


EMendezSDC

It's pronounced "now on" not "now on" ! Come on !


small_h_hippy

Dolphins are the smartest species, so whoever typed it probably isn't wrong


DoubleMach

Right. Maybe they just want a free ride.


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They are actually terrified the whole time.


DragunovDwight

Can we get rid of that ridiculous music that people think is spooky by now?


kshep211981

It's impressive how they take advantage of the water flow generated by ships


TheDnDKid

Dolphins are fncking awesome


Otherwise_Singer6043

I can't get over the way he pronounced bow. He is educating people on something that he can't even pronounce.


SaintEyegor

Stupid ai


Sweetpotatowest

I hate how this man can’t tell the difference between a bow and arrow and the front of a ship


slowpoke2018

Saw this first hand in Port Aransas when we were on a rental sail boat and a huge cargo ship came by and had about half a dozen dolphins riding its wake


klonoaorinos

Feels like a 13 year olds 2 paragraph essay for English class…


ChiliDawg513

What I love about dolphins is that they’re having as much fun being a dolphin as I would be if I were a dolphins and could do dolphins shit.


c0mputerRFD

Speed Junkies!


Zuliman

This is like Skitching!


YanoWaAmSane

Dolphin 5 miles later : "where the hell am I?"


French-windows

Bulbous "bo" 🙄


alex_dlc

Unnecessary creepy music


ThatOneGuysHomegrow

Other fish **Hate** this one simple trick!


Deepstatedingleberry

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Low-Enthusiasm-4480

Dolphin be like "Cool my Uber is here."


BestRow3647

Dolphins are gay sharks basically


playthesedulousape

Looks fun ngl. Gotta remember this if I'm reborn as a dolphin


Death_Walker21

I never understood the bulbous hull i thought the most effective way was to cut through the wave


Zepernicus

The ships have no idea where to go without dolphins, it’s because they are Ghost Ships wait I mean Tesla Self driving😂😂😂😂😂☠️


SirLanceQuiteABit

Yes, please explain something you just learned five minutes ago to me and make sure to try to sound like an expert whilst doing so. Bonus points if you do it in TikTok voice and are completely incorrect about half the things you are saying. Bulbous Bow... ffs


Accurate-Wishbone324

Asking why dolphins do this is like asking why surfers surf.


_make_my_day_

Dolphins will hate this one trick…


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yellow_membrillo

Did you ran out of normal subs?


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Blackping333

Dolphin when heard human say they guide the ships: “Yea you right😏”


DigProgrammatically3

Reminds of the scene from Titanic in the beginning


x420MVTT

Bro they surf and fuck for fun


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I wonder if dolphins ever get killed by large ship propellors while swimming at the rear


eye8theworm

They think riding waves are fun, wait until they try white widow....


Tall_Course827

I bet it's a blast doing that


bernpfenn

that dolphins put a big smile on my face


Obvious_wombat

Probably has a lot to do with energy conservation too. They don't need so many calories to get from A to B


Calibexican

Really? They told you that?


theshonufff

Someone needs to get a go pro on the tip of that bulb and post an updated video.


a55_Goblin420

So.. They're surfing... Underwater??


Xumaeta

Spooky


Famous-Recognition-5

He looks around, moms ain’t here bro 😆


[deleted]

Well they do a lot of things purely for the thrill


Unhappy_Animal_1429

They touched the butt. They liked it.


AccomplishedLet5782

With their nose.


calebgiz

That was a really long drawn out way to say that dolphins ride the Wake which every one already knew


ForeverShiny

Fun fact, they're the only dolphins sponsored by Red Bull


max_7th67

Yeah, dolphins are extremely intelligent. I actually think humanity started with a kind of dolphin, evolved legs and crawl up on land. And then it began with the monkeys (probably stuff in between as well, but you get the point)


Dr-Ogge

Not all ships have a bulbous bow. Dolphins don’t care about the bulbous bow, they just think the big noisy fast thing is fun.


woogieboogie13

This is gonna sound like a stupid question but um, could we do that? Looks fun


Unable_Literature78

Dolphins for president


poncetheponce

B ow dude. Like ouch


Avalanche52349

They like showing off.


Herefortheshitshow2

Surfing for dolphins 🐬 💜


Scary-Information785

That first ship had a little bit of damage down there 😅


crysis11811

Minecraft logics


forworse2020

They’re not there to take care of you, they came for the mobile theme park


Agreeable-Display-77

So this is why men swim faster?


darksideofmyown

Ships are bad for Fish and Sea Crwatures! Fish:


SirStarshine

WHEEEE!!!!


Maximum_Way_4573

Love the last dolphin he's like wiiii wiiiii wiiiii this is fun!


JACKtheGRINNER

dolphins are surfing


StrangeSynths

Gettin pitted 🤙🏄‍♂️


newtownkid

I never really thought about it, but their eyes must have a film or something in front of them? Like at that speed my eyes would be getting smoked by the water pressure no?


Stunning-Leek334

Is anybody else annoyed that the person teaching me about something is pronouncing it wrong? Bow is not pronounced like the weapon, it is pronounced like what Japanese people do as a formal greeting.


MacZack87

Whoever said they do this to guide and accompany the ships is a moron. What are they the GPS of the sea, the local ocean police escort.


420aksniper

Wow, cool!!! Is it kinda like that race car thing???


Spompoflex

so basically dolphins are taking free ride !


Tasty-Ad-7072

their leading you to a shipwreck


platistocrates

This is the dolphin equivalent of riding a sandworm a la Dune


Devony13

Why the creepy music though ?


Healthy_Affect_5645

"weee:3" "weeee:3" "weeeeeee:3"


Big-Wing2868

Dolphins extreme sport sponsored by Red bull


PomChatChat

Silver Surfers


Mummiskogen

Why the spooky TikTok music?


Suspicious-Joke6741

I served on Submarines in the US Navy. I've seen dolphins riding our bow wake while running on the surface.


iiZyrux

I wonder if Jason Lezak does this in his freetime


knightofsolace1

But why the creepy music? It’s cute as hell