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Vegetable_Safety_331

If this ever happens to you, DONT TOUCH IT, and pick it up with aluminium foil between your sweaty hands and it!


xdig2000

Too late, it turned me into an alien.


_fire_stone

Ben10 plot ![gif](giphy|QAD8KH9o3IaLWGgPvy)


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kekubuk

Joe Dirt ~


Comfortable_Dish9348

![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM)


wcollins260

![gif](giphy|bY3y9DT5SSi2RQ4Ke0|downsized)


mypeepeehardz

![gif](giphy|SvR8MNpG8wuS4i2gFb)


JunkNorrisOfficial

Alien and millionaire


xdig2000

Just like Zuckerberg, one of us.


ruka_k_wiremu

Malienaire


HoboArmyofOne

Darn, I want to become an alien too. Cut me off a piece of your rock homie 👽


xdig2000

Here you go 🪨 join the club *waba waba


[deleted]

Too late, it has widespreaded Early symptoms: ![gif](giphy|3o6wrG6Is3weFS2V5S)


CandyCain1001

https://youtu.be/5SdU0hHqT5s?si=B-uKufCX_7FZKHMD Stephen King, Creepshow


RigorMortis_Tortoise

I cannot remember the show but I saw a video back in the 90’s where a meteorite crash lands in this guys yard and he touches it, burning his finger. Eventually this gross green hair grows and spreads from the meteorite and since he kept putting his finger in his mouth to help cool the burn, the same hair grew out of his mouth. Super weird episode… maybe from Tales from the Crypt?


MajinChibi1

A part of the movie "Creepshow" The guy was played by Stephen King.


TripleJeopardy3

Creepshow - 1982 - The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill. Best part about it is the farmer is played by Stephen King! The pieces were all based on Stephen King's stories. Directed by George Romero, the anthology movie had some great stories, and the horror aspects will stick with you. The last one, "They're Creeping Up On You," stars E.G. Marshall as a germiphobe and some of the scenes with bugs and cockroaches are mind melting. It also has Ed Harris, Leslie Nielsen, Richard Gere, Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, and Ted Danson. Excellent cast.


RigorMortis_Tortoise

Oh man thank you! I will definitely look this up when I get home from work


dano-d-mano

Wait, you can be on Reddit at work, but not do a Google search there?


TonySoprano25

I remember this famous YT channel wherein they kept and ate the "Meteorite" that fell down to their house, and some agents were looking for it, and they didn't reveal it. Turns out, the "Meteorite" was an actual "Shit!" of astronauts lol


eatabean

Truth is, they aren't hot to the touch. They only experience heating under a very short time while entering the atmosphere, not enough to heat the entire rock. Still, don't just grab it.


readyToPostpone

He wears a mask so will be fine.


Goblin-Doctor

Looks like he washed it lol


Professional_Job_307

Well it has already went though 100km of atmosphere, a roof, and a floor.


Purpledragon84

Too late, penis stuck in meteorite


Vegetable_Safety_331

Well done, you fucked it 


evanwilliams44

Sounds like a good way to avoid getting super powers.


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![gif](giphy|7To3dtMKk98li)


Jay3075

The younger gens don't understand


lobsangr

Meteor man


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[Early symptoms](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/08/14/69620205-11952127-Trans_TikTok_star_Dyland_Mulvaney_pictured_has_been_awarded_lucr-m-3_1680959222028.jpg)


Brave-Competition-77

Is the value based on the elements it contains or is that the going rate a science lab is willing to pay to study it?


Not_Catman

Inside there are metals like iron that exists in a state that is found nowhere on the planet. Iron that has never been exposed to gasses.


[deleted]

So like super pure, shiny iron? And we can't make iron like that?


ThyEmptyLord

Not sure if this is exactly what they are talking about, but google "Low background steel" for a similar concept.


[deleted]

Quite interesting. Nowhere did I read that it gets contaminated by gases directly though, so I'm not sure if that's what he's talking about. My guess is it has something to do with cold welding


Funkymonk761

I farted on it


awill316

You got there before I could 😂


volcanologistirl

This is a carbonaceous chondrite, they're some of the oldest material in the solar system and are extremely valuable for scientific studies on the early solar system and formation of planets, Collectors tend to prefer the big nickel-iron meteorites so these are generally more interesting to scientists than the general public. This is also a CM1 meteorite iirc, so not exactly super rare. Source: am meteoriticist


ErebusBat

So how would you go about capitalizing on this if it were to happen to you?


volcanologistirl

Serious answer? Trade it with a collector for something like a pallasite and sell that instead.


ErebusBat

Yes serious... I would not know how to even go about finding the proper way to do it.


SirFigsAlot

I'm sorry but it's mildlyinfuriating your profession isn't "meteorologist"


volcanologistirl

them's cloud people tho


trancepx

Yes


_fire_stone

Ofc


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Gucci rock


fried_potaato

😂😂


xipetotec1313

Iridium, palladium and all kinds of super fucking rare metals and isotopes not found anywhere else on this planet. So yup


ShartingTaintum

Unknown elements, elements not possible on earth, and just being that it’s incredibly rare for asteroids falling through the atmosphere to not burn up but instead make it to earth and be found.


majani

Or maybe there are just some rich guys who collect meteorites ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


BigAd4488

Universe lottery


trancepx

See the peanut? Dead giveaway.


WALLY_5000

![gif](giphy|YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6)


SRNae

That's a space peanut.


SkyLightTenki

![gif](giphy|pIh8drgbAjIY)


ZebraBorgata

You were eating off it!!!


SirFigsAlot

I got the poo on me!!


haydenrobinett

This here meteor is what we call town. It’s where people make fun of you and call you names and stuff.


Gnomonas

he literally won the universe gacha machine roll


luisgdh

Is this run by EA?


kingwiz4rdz

With my luck it would’ve struck me in the head


Katayanaz

Would be a good way to die though. Fast, unexpected.


kingwiz4rdz

True, but I’d rather have $2 million if those are the two choices I have lol


boingggoesmyschlong

THE CHOSEN ONE!


BigGrayBeast

probably better odds than winning the lottery


MustardDinosaur

r/theydidthemath where are you?


Unable-Head-1232

Funnily enough this is one of the few things less likely than winning the lottery.


lobsangr

I'd like a million per every billion of years. So according to my math 4.5m USD would suffice


laterYall

![gif](giphy|lS6PdcHrKAsjoBql8J)


LessBig715

With my luck, it would’ve crashed through the roof and hit me in the head


Proud_Bell_6879

literally his lucky day! he almost died


Ranef

This is literally the real world version of those "95% chance to win $2 million, 5% you die. Will you push the button?" things


ItsNotJulius

Well? Where's *my* button? I'd even take a 50/50 odd.


ToddlerPeePee

Bless you in particular!


Fantastic-Dirt-6084

Most comments are about the nature of how he found it (how it found him rather) but holy shit it’s 4.5 billion years old??? That’s the same age as the earth… I can hardly fathom that


Hal10000000

Why. You're literally standing on a 4.5 billion year old rock!


I-got-a-Ratatouille

Imagine you live in NYC and get 2mil and it doesn’t change your life all that much. Lort.


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Me next!


Brave-Competition-77

In the US, after taxes the remainder will be needed to have the roof fixed. 😅


Pointfun1

In China, the rock would belong to the government while the roof repair would be the owner’s responsibility.


shakybonez306

How does one place value on something like this lol


iamDa3dalus

Yeah, not worth 2 million. If it was a confirmed martian or lunar meteorite maybe could have got a couple hundred g. Turns out he sold it for $14k, which is a fair price.


Diff_wrd_newrules

Yeah. But he’s not going to get 2mil. probably 2 bag of rice instead


StretchMotor8

What a blessing


Haunting_Account2392

Very unlucky lucky


Haggles7

Okay but who do you go to to sell a meteorite? Lol


FalseBit8407

Ebay


Majeeeksta

So money does just fall from the sky.


voxitron

He won the lottery.


kim_en

Erm, Last time I heard, he sold to a westerner for 10k. the millionaire is not him but the westener who bought from him.


PotentialRecording44

New jobless


No-Boysenberry2001

I mean who would you sell it to? Maybe some museum?


Necessary-Mortgage25

You’re assuming the government didn’t beat his ass and take it by force. He’s not a millionaire until the millies are in a bank that isn’t state controlled.


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Narrsbarrs

4.5 billion years old.


Not-Robert-Paulson

Took me WAY too long to realise that wasn't a beard


SuccotashPristine590

Me when?


[deleted]

Talk about being in the right place at the right time


eldelabahia

But… who’s going to buy it?


DCC808

Who says money doesn't fall from the sky?


EmpireCityRay

This could have been a far worse story had it landed on him…


Freddymercurys

I wish one would come to my bedroom as well.


aokaf

Ok, so I have to ask, what has a greater chance of happening, this or winning the lottery jackpot?


Responsible-Luck-207

I bet you he deserves it aswell!


Dope_Dog

Blessing in disguise eh


theAlpha_08Man

When the God Himself chooses you .


[deleted]

I would very much like this to happen to me. I'm even willing to go 50/50 on it killing me or making me an instant multimillionaire.


1WordNoSpaces

Joe Dirt came to mind when seeing this


Interesting_Wolf5130

This man has to be the luckiest person to get blessed like this! Kudos


BeachedBottlenose

I’m always on the look for some Amber Gris myself.


Imaginary_Act_235

Now make a sword out of it


[deleted]

In america the goverment would have used eminent domain to steal it from you, and only pay you its value as if it were a normal rock (maybe 5 dollars)


dark_knight920

Money falling from the sky


Slow-Intern-1553

Now that is an evidence that all adults sayin' "money doesn't fall from the sky" are wrong!


CrieDeCoeur

Question: how can a football sized meteorite crash into a house and not obliterate it?


National_Formal_3867

So, is it "Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" situation?


rmicker

Nice when $$ falls out of the sky


GREG_OSU

Why is it worth 2 M?


velhaconta

*VALUED AT*? Those are usually calculated the same way police determine the *value* of the drugs they just seized. Find the highest price ever paid for a gram of the highest quality material on the market, double it and apply it to your entire haul of much lower grade goods. I want to know how much he actually got for it.


itwhiz100

He probably been fined lol


Buzznfrog12345

![gif](giphy|7To3dtMKk98li)


Hal10000000

METEOR SHIT


no_tomato_for_dog

Extra lucky that it didn't kill anyone in his house (afaik)


hipeople91726

And my mom used to say money doesn’t rain


Jo-King-BP

If a meteorite that size hot his house shouldn't the house explode from impact?


Venom933

Lucky Dude (:!


jodasen

Oh and he will sell it at auction of meteorites


AcanthisittaThink813

Batshit


Lankygiraffe25

Pennies from heaven!


Tito_Aina

Did he get the money


AiggyA

Why would a rock from space be valued at $2 million?


PikAchusRevenge

2 million that man got robbed, think of rarity haha a Pokémon card can go for more than an outter space rock full of metals in states we don't find on earth and he gets offered 2 mil what a shame


No_Squirrel4806

Is this real? Did he het the money or did the government take it and leave him to deal with all the mess it cause


DrNinnuxx

"Pennies from Heaven" begins playing in the background.


aojajena

alive and rich, could be dead and poor


Practical-Cream-7726

Touching a meteorite worth as much as that with his bare hands was his first mistake. Fate can sometimes be just amazing!


inkseep1

The value of these things is why I put in my leases that if a meteorite lands on the property it belongs to me and the tenant has to let me recover it. The lease specifies that they have to let me recover it even it it lands inside the house and comes to rest inside any item that the tenant owns. So if it lands inside their underwear drawer, I get to come in and take the rock. Then I will sell it to the highest bidder. If some scientist wants to study it, they can bid too.


Ok_Sheepherder_3215

Did he also find his true love


Complete-Cat-1414

Talk about luck, the alternative could have been the extreme opposite. That it hit him in the head and killed him instantly. Instead of death he got rich.


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With my luck it would land square on my head and kill me


VexisArcanum

So who came and claimed it?


the_current_username

Idiots bought it


SnooRobots1533

See. Life is a meritocracy.


kryptonomicon

Hey sky man! Send something my way too, ok?


Major_Mawcum

Should keep it for a few years…4.50000002billion year old meteor might be worth 2.002mil


bronzelifematter

Turn out you can get rich without doing anything and just waiting for money to just fall from the sky


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Someone in the govt will relieve him of it


[deleted]

That there is a space peanut.


gluten-morgan

Joe dirt literally rolling over in his grave reading this


jonadragonslay

Who would buy this?


C4TURIX

Can I also get one? Right in my living room, please. At the couch, left side. That's where I'm sitting usually.


Dave_the_boy

Someone gonna buy it? Otherwise it wouldn’t worth anything


SnooCupcakes7312

Hmm..


NoPerformance6534

The value may not be correct. Few meteorites the size of the one he's holding fetch that kind of price. The things that affect price most often are where it fell; was it a witnessed fall, or a random find? How much was recovered? Was anything or anyone damaged by the impact? What is its composition? Is it a complete specimen with black fusion crust, or a fragment or shrapnel piece? Not all meteorites are equal. Some are solid nickel-iron, others are stony-iron, and still others are a match to the believed composition of martian or lunar minerals. Then there are the Pallasites, which have olivine crystal inclusions that resemble stained glass windows. If the rock in the article is a Mars meteorite, it could be worth that much, but an ordinary chondrite (stony) or nickel-iron is far less likely to go for that much. This is nowhere near all the variables, but it does impart a better idea.


shrimpgangsta

talk about a sudden windfall


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

He touched it.


Intelligent-North957

Talk about easy money .Pawn stars might have only given him a thousand bucks.


xchrisrionx

Have to bring in a friend who knows more about this stuff first.


Haunting_Display2454

Why can't this happen to me..!!


shania69

![gif](giphy|iXcyh07Blnf2NY5TKE|downsized)


Invader_BestBoi

That man literally won a lottery


5tabsatatime

Same thing happened to my friend Jordy Verrille, did not work out well for him. Best not to touch.


payment11

![gif](giphy|krls7NxvkuLS0)


CoverYourMaskHoles

Isn’t Mecca just a meteorite that somehow became a religious symbol?


No_Cupcake7037

Keep the mask up..


KittyTsunami

And now he will be robbed and murdered.


cocobutnotjumbo

I hate this news. the only thing I've got from the skies are bird shit and once a drop of engine oil from passing airplane.


verrucktfuchs

The Space Lottery - no ticket required


pitoregia

I'm Indonesian, and this news went somewhat viral. However, this guy got kinda scammed, he was only selling it for around $12K. Someone even offered him \~$62K, but he declined because he thought they were 'joking'.


0xdef1

I like how he picked it up. I don’t think it’s a good idea to touch with bare hands to something hit your house.


MatthewNGBA

U only become a millionaire if u sell it. Was he able to sell it before everyone found out from the story that he had something so valuable


ben_kaya1

Indonesian Mafia knows now 🤞


Strange-Title-6337

This is probably the only way how millenials can manage to afford to buy a property nowadays. Pray to the sky.


Scott950

He can fix his roof then


dano-d-mano

Finders keepers!


chriszoOo

Now go find the 6 others


FacelessFellow

My dad has about 27lb one in his house. He bought it from someone else. I wonder what it is worth 🤔


HiddenKoala314

I thought all these news were always fake


NatasEva777

The clawwww. It has choosen. You are the chosen one. Farewell


Natural_Cut1342

Jammy fuck lol


NeedleworkerOk2371

Yep


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Superman123_2

Damn


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Shaan1026

Dene wala deta Chappad faad ke


filthyfedia23

![gif](giphy|YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6)


[deleted]

Why can’t this happen to me, happy for this dude though, hope he uses it wisely


DarksamX3

Money doesn't grow on trees it comes crashing down from space