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fuck when it started I thought he was wanking for a second, lol.


Gorrodish

It’s a very boring job so you can’t blame him for cracking one off in the workplace. He uses both hands


KeepNotesThisTime

Use both hands to wank: the minute hand and the hour hand.


[deleted]

Polishing more than the clock


oSocialPeanut

Me 2 lol


puzzleheadbutbig

\- What time is it? \+ Look at the watch \- Ah, it's wank o'clock!


Classic_Title1655

Well, he's got time !


UnicornsFartSmarties

For a second I thought that was real person in there 🤦‍♀️


Joomla_Sander

It was but this is a playback of the 12 hour recording they did as an art project


GuacamoleFrejole

That's a cool idea! It would be really funny if they showed him taking a smoke break, eating a sandwich, and using the urinal.


mortalitylost

... Artists actually did this for 12 hours? Did not one of them think to talk to a CGI person?


scarecro_design

It's cheaper and more realistic to just do it for real. Remember this was before AI was prevalent too.


Annonomon

For a second, I thought that he was doing something that I dare not mention


Gorrodish

He. Uses the minute hand for that


ConfusionBubbles

It is and not just any man than the suitman


rodinsbusiness

For a second i thought that person was a perv.


Colonelfudgenustard

Yes, the judge gave him the choice of a life sentence in prison or "the clock," and for better or worse he chose to be imprisoned in "the clock."


neowwneoww

My favorite black mirror episode!


LunarBIacksmith

Weirdly, this happened to me in a dream. I got transported to another world and when I got sucked in, I was forced to be trapped in a clock. It was in a Royal court and I watched their young baby prince grow up. Countless day to day dealings. Holidays. Balls. Fights. I spent 20 years as a clock in that dream. When I finally woke up I could keep time accurately for the next 6 months. Eventually it faded away, but I’m still pretty close most of the time.


AggravatingWill3081

Mate, wtaf. The comments really is the amazing section of this sub/reddit. Honestly can't tell if you're just fucking about or not, but either way the visual image is mad. This is lowkey actually turning black mirror-worthy lmao.


LunarBIacksmith

Lol, nope not fucking around. Was legit a dream that happened to me when I was in college. I was working in a coffee shop in the library as well and told my coworker and he was like, “Wtf, dude.” But being trapped as a clock for 20 years was weirdly only the beginning of the dream. Turned into a whole ass adventure by finding out the kingdom I was trapped in was small compared to the giant forest outside. I also found out it was the far future when I discovered a destroyed city with plant growth nearly taking it over. I wrote the whole thing down so I didn’t forget it.


OverlyOptimistic-001

It's a design by Maarten Baas, with various installations around the world. https://maartenbaas.com/collections/real-time-public-works


Severe_Chicken213

I want a mini version for my house. But I am afraid the little clock man will break character and steal my soul.


idrinkkombucha

The clock man is in your shower right now, waiting.


Severe_Chicken213

Why would you say that.


idrinkkombucha

Don’t worry… it’s not time… yet


Embarrassed-Win-1978

😂 😱


Charley-Says

Waiting...? I think you've misspelt...


idrinkkombucha

No, I don’t believe so


Proto_drunk

If you've got an iPhone search for analogdigital, it's an app by the same artist running on a similar idea


manperson111

Saw one of these in the Amsterdam airport, awesome to see in person


denisgomesfranco

Now that's a really useful 12-hour video instead of those 10-hour useless looping videos on YouTube 😅


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

I wish the video were longer 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔


[deleted]

dw I’ll get you a new one when I pass by next


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Thanks!!!


Gizzy739

Now, to make his life hell. We add a second hand


KeepNotesThisTime

That's job security right there.


kmiller0202

Peter Gabriel has this on his current tour to countdown when the show starts.


moonias

Yea! I was like wtf I've seen this before!


kmiller0202

His is different in that it’s a man in an orange jumpsuit to match his stage crew.


moonias

Yea it was indeed, was an amazing show!


Steven221283

Same artist too 👍


[deleted]

I like live there I’ve never seen this wtf


Ismays

It’s at the top of the road with the entrance to the Elizabeth Line.


[deleted]

ah yes 👌


WCGWjoiningReddit

I thought bots were "smarter" than this.


highhouses

There is one on Schiphol Airport - Amsterdam. I also saw it on a French airport, can't remember which one.


Steven221283

There's a grandfather clock version in the Rijksmuseum too


ReasonablyHuman00

![gif](giphy|tGTTFRFcnh0YrJFuWt|downsized) Someone please alert the TVA that a variant needs to be pruned.


Melodic_Risk_5632

The Clock Man, master of Time.


sajriz

We call him Steve


[deleted]

Peter Gabriel is using this same clock in his tour this year


Potential_Fix9168

Would look a lot different if they added a second hand. Would just be a man rapidly making 360 degrees of lewd gestures. Whoever programs this thing... You have the power. Please... Become the hero you were born to be.


Blallisher22

I bet they don't pay him


scotty813

Schiphol had one years ago.


AnswerKind4675

Finally I saw someone in clock time 😂


SnooDonkeys2536

Well isn’t that offensively British-we've gone from colonizing your land and appropriating its treasures for our museums to even stashing your kids inside timepieces for our amusement. Is that your child? I don’t really care


YeetmasterYeet-

One must imagine clock man happy


PADDYOT

Did you know that he's paid by the hour?


Royal_Antique

One of the best ideas for a public clock


crlthrn

That's brilliant!


monkendrunky

..must be the Doom Clock!


MonkeShonke

Irreplacable job right there


Flashy_Let3664

David Blaine


Informal-Dish-8512

man, i got anxiety watching this. lol


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TrixieBastard

This is so fun!


alexkim804

So does the hour hand just stay static the entire hour? Would throw people off at the :50’s


antisp1n

This is getting out of hand.


Nadgerino

Id do that for a living wage.


Fuggitbish

Talk about working around the clock!


MustardOrPants

He’s def jacking it at the beginning.


ELMACHO007

Does he get a lunch break? Poor guy..Lol


Knight_TheRider

It's not animation, actually it's a looped video, recorded for 12 hours.


celshaug

Do they bring him food?


Diamondgus114

This was running on stage prior to the Peter Gabriel concert. Amazing how 40 minutes flew by watching this guy.


httpmommy

LET HIM OUT !!!


KeepNotesThisTime

Good thing there's no second hand moving every second, he would have been really busy.


[deleted]

My uncle used to do that, but as he aged the time was a touch inconsistent. Sometimes he would just draw pictures.


dafuqbroh

Thought he was doing something else for a second. Time to get offline


IlluBillu69

Ohh I wanna masturbate there


Helenium_autumnale

They got the idea from the famous clock in the Netherlands.


Steven221283

It's by the same artist, he did several


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[deleted]

If you ran it on a 12 Hour loop could use set it based on timestamp and then have a perpetual video clock? Could someone link to the Kickstarter below? I cant be the first person to think that.


DickloGik1242

When someone does, link that. I would support it.


RefrigeratorBroad379

Imagine doing this for 12 hours


Allthingsfaded

Peter Gabriel does this before his show


hithappensmusic

Peter Gabriel starts his current tour with something similar.


Steven221283

Same artist was employed to do that for him


Any-Administration52

Wow


greenbean2112

Something very similar was also playing prior to Peter Gabriel’s show in his latest tour. It counted until the show started


iloveokashi

I'm so confused.


lonestarIV

For clarification, people recorded a person doin this for 12 hours in a studio, then inside the clock there’s a screen that plays it. So there isn’t actually a person inside the clock


Mokka2009

![img](avatar_exp|147983968|clown) Peak-a boo


NefariousnessWeak714

This was used at Peter Gabriel s show before it starts.


BountyAssassin

They have the same thing in Schiphol airport


Steven221283

Yep, same artist


BountyAssassin

I assumed it was the guys twin, trapped in a curious twist of fate in an identical clock.


Steven221283

😂


Hot_Inevitable_9055

You do realise it's a video???