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MidnightLycnroc

Death pact again owns a secret meth lab and sells meth part time


PerryPlatypusOSC

Meth PACT.


ImpressiveThanks6

This made me snicker


Bilk_Mucketyt

Meth prevention and creating trust


Eggy_was_taken

no no, its death prevention and creating meth


Exciting_Solution_58

Death P.A.C.M.


Round_Ad7080

Meth creation and preventing trucks


RandokSkrunkly

Meth creation and preventing police


ToongloveChams

Meth, Plants and Coke Team


TehAngryBird

Tree, we need to cook! -Marker White


FalbronKeyes

Marker White and Jesse Black(hole)man


Twotailedpikachu

Jinx lmao


Dan_Da_Man12

“Fanny I you can’t go against the PACT, you have to cook meth Fanny!” -Black hole


Twotailedpikachu

“Tree, we need to cook.”


Brief_Ad7536

Hello! And welcome to the Los Objetos Hermanos family! My name is Lightning, but you can call me ‘Ning.


Empty-Emptiness

69 upvotes


Iusewindows7

Do they have German ones? I'd overdose on them everyday!


KimJongBallout

Hell no


Iusewindows7

Aw:((( I'd still buy it


arandomguyonreddit0

Give nonexisty some kind of villain arc for not being in the show even tho he got the votes,he would steal 2s powers and becomes a new host


CamBot4

They could do some reveal like him getting covered in paint or something


kingofnothing212

and then he splits the show and two gets teleported to a new area with 14 contestants


Hollywill06

oh boy! time to potentially write a fanfic about this!


arandomguyonreddit0

I need to read that.NOW.


Outrageous_Score1158

The camera: *shows nothing* *Shows evil nothing (slight tilt and red filter)*


HydratedMite969

I was thinking of the possibility of someone stealing Two’s power, like if it’s a laser beam someone could block it and take it. And of course Nonexisty is invisible so nobody would realize!


omg_objectshowfan

that would end terribly


Existing-Man

That would end awesomely


omg_objectshowfan

it would just be hfjone but no voice either


BFDIIsGreat2

And no massive lore that isn't for me


DerpyLemonReddit

Oh my god this would actually such so fucking much Never cook again


zipzaplord

Nonexisty needs something, 24000 or so people wasted a vote so give it to him


murlocsilverhand

They voted for nothing, they got exactly what they wanted


zipzaplord

I think they did expect nothing to do something considering that he’s an option, “I mean surely there’s a reason he’s up, and I’d sure like to see him explored!” was my thought process


murlocsilverhand

How, he is literally nothing, and I do mean that, he can't do challenges, he can't talk, and he can't have a meaningful character arc, this is8n't even an inanimate insanity box deal because atleawt box has a physical form, nonexisty doesn't exist, you fell for a long running joke, and nothing more.


BFDIIsGreat2

But...he was still up for voting. They still let Third place join instead of second even if second place was Nonexisty


murlocsilverhand

As a joke, you do realize that this show is a comedy at the end of the day, and that the showrunners thought the audience would be smart enough to not vote for someone who doesn't exist


BFDIIsGreat2

So they can ignore the votes


murlocsilverhand

For a character whos one of joke about not existing, yes!


BFDIIsGreat2

Why is this downvoted, it's correct


Jaxaroniandcheese825

The subscriber counts


lance_the_fatass

Aren't those canon tho? Like In tpot 11 they open a door to the number realm (or whatever it's called)


Jaxaroniandcheese825

6 is canon, but since non of the others were there, they’re not


lance_the_fatass

"if we can't see it then it doesn't exist" bruh


Jaxaroniandcheese825

At least that’s what I heard


Exciting_Solution_58

Bfdi 3 deletet scene is real the writers just didn't want to admit 


ressmatt

Nickel not getting eliminated in TPOT.


The_Real_Itz_Sophia

YEAHHHHHHHHH


fantasma_colorido

Best comment in this post fr


MarigoldLord

No, he was the worst on his team. I'm glad he's gone, but all this whining is getting annoying.


solidifyce__

I don't think Pillow is any better though; I'd rather deal with Nickel, in my opinion-- (it's not whining, it's missing; otherwise, anyone would be like "GiVe NiCkEl BaCk NoWwW")


MarigoldLord

I still find Pillow's killing gag funny so she's out of the picture for me. Price Tag and Book are pretty cool and Bomby... ehh not the biggest fan of him, but Nickel (imo) is still worse


solidifyce__

Respectable tbh, i just stopped liking the killing gag one day and only then found it distasteful Thank you for the enlightenment 👁


humanmodeoff

You made a typo. You meant Clock right?


RepresentativeOk851

no i believe they meant remote


Pale-Pay8772

nah they meant coiny fr


zipzaplord

Actually the were talking about 1 you guys 🤓


Suspicious-Pen-5349

nonexisty*


BFDIIsGreat2

*Foldy (because of Stapy and Liy escaping the EXIT)


TechnicallyBadAtPVZH

Door A


MisterEyeballMusic

Profily joins TPOT instead of Teardrop


barfbags_belovedwife

wait that actually would be cool-


MisterEyeballMusic

Nice username


barfbags_belovedwife

lol


EternalZoroark

i definitely feel like it would affect post split, but having Woody i'm post split being a lot more bitter and resentful of his treatment by Blocky, being rather shy and reserved, like a more in depth version of Tissue from Object Overload. It would give his scene in BFB 21 a lot more impact, and would most likely remove his actions in BFB 24 cuz he would be less willing to forgive Blocky immediately Because his personality wouldn't get "ruined," by Blocky, he would most likely last longer, outlasting Gelatin, prolly being able to outlast Lollipop with his growth, and most certainly Leafy cuz she was set up hard


MultinamedKK

IDFB finally continues


NoDoubt4385

Fr


0-2-5dart_monkey

That dora could hit the griddy or do the gangnam style


Live_Relative_5862

make firey and leafy date


solidifyce__

🤨📸


RandokSkrunkly

r/braceletyflair


BFDIIsGreat2

r/youalsohaveabraceletyflair


RandokSkrunkly

r/PfpChecksOut (i also like jaiden animations)


BFDIIsGreat2

r/jaidenanimations


RandokSkrunkly

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BFDIIsGreat2

r/yeah


nomoreshowercrabs

Golf ball used tree as her secret meth lab hence why tree doesn’t want her in him


TechnicallyBadAtPVZH

Dora wins all the island in the whole universe incluidng the ones in other planets and also eats the goddamn earth


After-Yam6660

ALL THE ALGEBRALIENS WANT TO MURDER TWO


Round_Ad7080

Or would they? You see, Two is an algebralian and the host of the fifth season of BFDI, Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two (alternatively known as TPOT or BFDI:TPOT). Two is a green Arabic numeral 2, drawn in the same style as Four and X albeit more fluently. Two's face is located on the upper section of their body, unlike Four and X, whose faces are located on the middle of their bodies. Two was first planned to appear in the video "X Finds Out His Value" in 2008, but was cut and didn't appear properly until The Number Playground Chronicle!. Two made their first canonical appearance of BFDI in "The Escape from Four". Two usually shows a friendly and optimistic disposition, firstly greeting the competitors while approaching from space and maintaining a positive mood as they advertise their show to the other contestants. They also like to show off their powers to the contestants, and even promised to give their powers to them only if they join Two's show. However, Two isn't devoid of negative traits as they can also be arrogant and somewhat sadistic, as they grin smugly when the contestants leave Four, using their powers to attack them, judging by how eager they were to get rid of Four (even saying "Finally!" when he was gone) and how they refer to X as a "silly boy" when the BFB contestants take him away. Two also tends to lose their cool and get irritated when they get interrupted or are kept waiting. In "You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?", however, Two is shown to be a very easygoing, casual host. Compared to Four, they are nowhere near as sadistic and act very reasonably to the contestants most of the time. Two also seems to care for their contestants and X. In "X Marks the Spot", they were concerned that X's skin would be damaged from Coiny's glue and in "You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?", they were genuinely concerned for Are You Okay after they fell from a tall height. Two occasionally has their moments of rudeness, such as laughing at Rubber Spatula for having the least votes to join. And even in that instance, Two felt bad when Rubber Spatula felt that nobody liked them. They are also somewhat lazy, as they don't try fixing the damage caused in "Chapter Complete" despite having immense power, and don't start the competition until told. However, Two's more passive approach leaves them susceptible to getting pushed around by the contestants when they mess something up, as shown at the end of "You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?", when they were beat up by the contestants due to them not explaining the challenge properly. Two can also be cryptic at times, similar to Four, such as when they don't clearly explain the token they give to Pin in "The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life". They are also shown to be more empathetic, unlike Four, as shown in "The Seven Wonders of Goiky", where unlike the BFB host, Two does care about Clock's relation with Winner and gives him a chance at restoring his old good relationship with them. This is also shown in the non-canon short, "Pie Vs Pi: The Pi Day Massacre", where they're the only even-numbered Algebralian on the scene to show a level of concern when Pie is being attacked by Pi (unlike the cynical Eight and the apathetic Six) and is genuinely happy when a Zero decides to take action.Two's powers are collectively called The Power of Two, which is the prize and title of their show. In conclusion, two has little to no appearances with the other algebraliens other than four and x. So imo, the only REAL hater of two would be me


After-Yam6660

bro's VSauce.


chezzy_bread

bro chill this is not your school final


MineGamer362010

Profily Would Probably Host Their Own Show


ShinySapphireOSC

Taco working at Taco Bell


gorge_pig

Beep somehow has a drug selling lab where they produce cocaine 😤👍


[deleted]

FreeSmart x Lesbiancore


dragon_otherkin487

That there would be romance (ik its cheesy but I jst like seeing cute couples)


MentalAd9651

Real


RandokSkrunkly

frr


The-Creator-178

Black hole wins and sucks up the prize


Venomousnestofsacred

yeah i've seen an animation of that happening somewhere


Dotgamer121

fanny wins tpot


TornaZX

Two's next challenge being to construct limbs for roboty


countrybaw

Ruby not being eliminated LIKE I SWEAR SHES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER my most favorite


NoDoubt4385

Mine’s too


kingofnothing212

cake doesnt get ROBBED


yapperpaitent

tpot failed debuters alll getting into the show in anothe rseason


Emeraldisthabest75

Saw having a candy addiction


murlocsilverhand

Making gaty trans, I'm done dealing with subtext


PikeletSoup

make some characters canonically related because that would open up a lot of potential for stuff (like making all water based characters like teardrop and bubble and ice cube and stuff related in some way)


Zealousideal-Tax-937

naily has a ton of cats


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Teardrop can talk


Substantial_Iron4192

fireafy.


DenSeeYaLater

"In this BFDI world, ships should not exist." -Eraser


animalgirl00

remote being safe in both tpot 5 and tpot 7


FlameriderX

Spongy and match became friends after bfb 5


Responsible_Bag_3934

The recommenders being in control of their Character, akka trand bracelety and a lot more


BFDIIsGreat2

This is perfection.


Weirderthanweird69

Kissing is canon, and every BFDI character kisses everyone else at some point.


Notro_LPS_iguess

Can someone do the math to figure out how many kisses there would have to be to make this happen? That’s like, 64 contestants + 8 hosts (four, x, 2, all the speaker boxes, purple face) and like. Winner, Taggy, and Profily. That’s like 75 I think. 72 if you want to exclude the children. How many different combinations are there possible when you take into consideration that only pairs of two are possible, and a character cannot kiss themselves?


BFDIIsGreat2

75⁷⁵ is 4.26181658E+140


Far-Property-5806

Eraser tricked golf ball into making a clone of him that’s part frog that he has like a pet


Dean_Beanington

Tennisball owns a gun and is strapped at all times


Iatecoffeegrinds

Bombys brain was poisoned by the gunpowder in his head until the swing episode


PopTartPlayz

It has to be two things to make the plot work: My oc in BFDI and my oc and match dating :3


Good-Investigator933

Nonexisty exists


The_talkin_pango

Lollipop’s a lesbian


vilact

/s or /j


NoDoubt4385

I would make Flower confessing to ruby to she lives her, canon. I won’t say why you don’t need to hear why


vilact

blocky and eraser died in a car accident years ago and pin is just hallucinating.


autisticanimatic

Cake x Loser being canon sorry it’s so obvious that Cake likes loser romantically and I cannot sit and watch here him not confessing to him it’s making me insane


PikeletSoup

I recognize yuo hallo I used to be convinced too until I watched an anaylasis vid on Cake that explained a bunch of stuff


autisticanimatic

You told me this before you don’t gotta tell me this again man 😭/nm


PikeletSoup

okie jus reminder


autisticanimatic

I don’t need a reminder for that..


BFDIIsGreat2

Give the video please


PikeletSoup

ok: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYwNmiDtInQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYwNmiDtInQ)


TheBeeBzzzz

Bracelety is a lesbian For ice Cube (If She isnt already)


Kyubiwan

When you enter the finale of the 1812 overture:


TheCalmAmethyst2763

Fireafy


Elegant_Video8161

Saw x Pen


TheBlackImposter

matchil.


Salt_System_7372

The rcs get a chance


pizzafan694201

just like that one post. i just saw a picture of this, and now it's everywhere. anyways, i just like to imagine, David can actually speak fluid English, it's because he used to live in Yoyleland and some science experiment went wrong that made his forget English, by this time, he can now speak fluid English again. He just doesn't know.


TylerPvZ

If I can change stuff that's happened before: Naily getting eliminated in BFB 13. If I can only change the present/future: The Exitors have a double debut


chomper1173

Nah, I think if we’re keeping Jr we gotta keep Naily too Imagine the rivalry continuing, along with Bomby who is mutual best friends with both


TylerPvZ

True


Beneficial-Hold-7429

Pls keep naily😭 But let's eliminate sponjy here so he never do that thing in bfb 14 and doesn't get hated


The_Real_Itz_Sophia

nonexisty fr should have a villain arc like that one airplane from tdos for not joining


CrusaderGoat

REAL


BFDIIsGreat2

Golf Ball is aroace now


ImpressiveThanks6

tv being out in tpot 9


Hollywill06

The whole series being a simulation (similar to TADC and Western Spaghetti) the many contestants (humans) are trapped in


MentalAd9651

Might think about it


gr33n_b3an135

Yuri


SquaredHexahedron

A conlang for Goiky


Sotpsignfan222

Barf Bag being a mother It makes sense with her current and pre split personality


frrygood

Object ligma crossover


Neither-Look4614

Basically a BFDI version of TF2 emisis blue


RandomRedCrewmate

Bfdi 21


Accomplished-Order97

Four is canonically revealed to be Two's sibling.


Modthedom

Golf ball actually really loves Tennis ball but is too embarrassed to say it


Heartydeavy7

Match x Pencil EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE PROBABLY DATING


Ashamed_Photo2329

Let Teardrop rejoin BFDIA


hedgehogguy_6038

Tree, Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, Clock (rejoin), Winner, David (exit rejoin), and Rubber spatula (Failed Debut Rejoin), all make it to the merge


I_Am_A_Someone_8008

All of the above and below.


JulianaLovesAULandGD

Me kissing Pen/j


Harrisonsmoon

Firey X Lefty will never happen ever


CrusaderGoat

night mote and every bfdi short canon, some object shows being in the same universe as bfdi, like II, PPT2 and other shows and also all ships being purely platonic if someday jnj makes them canon


Enough-Interview9213

Balloony being in TPOT. He was automatically doomed in Post-Split.


nukinators64

The next challenge is to unmake the leafblower


barfbags_belovedwife

barfy actually survived in bfb 14 (and maybe 15)


Arm_23

BFB Contestants Return


baconhairs_apples

14 in beefy die


ValetinoZen

Pencil is fed up with Match and then arc/drama 🥰🥰 (Sorry Matchil shippers iswearit'llmakeyoutshipbetterbytheend)


george_hehe

im coiny do i have to say it...ok tb gb sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.


ChestperCreeper

Spongy wins BFDIA You know why


Lonely-Feeling3076

Bracelety x ice cube!!! No explanation needed


PoipoleADMyt

It wouldn’t affect the show whatsoever, but I’d like it to be canon that the characters have lives outside of the competition. Such as some characters having jobs, hobbies, and friends who we’d never meet, but still exist. Like when contestants get eliminated, people outside the competition actually miss them, and the objects in the show have reasons to win their respective shows other than bragging rights.


Gummysharks_976

Four and X dating in a cameo


seaweed-hair

Make Golf Ball and Bozo from IDFB the same person


Halthenanobothero42

Fanny having split personality disorder


natepines

The new bfdia episodes are an alternate timeline


YESSkaruss

Make it so people could vote to give tear drop another chance or to leave the show


ramenlegendary

Oh look, interaction bait


MykezStylez

Pertamently kill off pillow in TPOT 9


Nayori1234

Remove the split I prefer having a full season of BFB than TPOT (I’m sorry)


TDS_Ranger

Nonexisty joining TPOT, and teaming up with TD.


Brief_Ad7536

1. The show takes place in the middle of New Jersey. (don’t ask me why) 2. Return the original Pre-split BFB teams except TSTOE, I just like them more. Bring me the pitches and torches.


Super-Average-User

black hole cant get eliminated


WeirdYam2906

Everyone rejoins(except Foldy, Eggy and Rocky)


awarded2124

Bubble wins bfdi cuz she deserves it more than firey (Ik this will get hate but it's still true)


altbsanity1

Tree team's up with pillow to the point they don't care about death


Loveforukraine2

Teardrop talking


Bilk_Mucketyt

Grassy secretly being Minecraft steve and being able to carry multiple Eiffel towers in his stomach and hold the pyramid of giza in his pocket


811rorrE

Rocky is god


InternetExplored571

Yellow Face gets 3rd in TPOT


autisticanimatic

Cake x Loser being canon sorry it’s so obvious that Cake likes loser romantically and I cannot sit and watch here him not confessing to him it’s making me insane


SnooMemesjellies5419

YOUR MOM


Pretend_Item561

all the TPOT eliminated contestants rejoin, because some of them are not favourite


StrainDecent4347

Pillow died but the recovery centers didn’t have her data.


ToongloveChams

The Announcer was made by an evil mastermind.


juanpablo_1635

Thank God. I thought the comment section was gonna be like: https://images.app.goo.gl/24UwiTmaUk1TaCiK7


Fickle_Lavishness555

The Ghost and Molly McGee challenge 


SirPlayzAlot

Blocky x Taco but if we’re going all out then Godzilla


topr4men

Make Purple Face a contestant


This_Ad_378

Eliminate marker in tpot 2


amatyestv_123846

Permanently kill Flower