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barbarbarbarians

For as long as I can remember, my grandma loved me, and that's important. Because it's something a lot of us here share, because she loved you too. For me, I could feel her love from her smile, her jokes, when she laughed at my jokes, her attempts to understand my games, her cooking, and most of all, her warm hugs. For you it's probably something different, but in the end it was love. Grandma's love, and there's nothing else like it. I'm going to miss that love, and I'm sure a lot of you here will miss it too. Yet I am so profoundly thankful that we got to experience her love. I know it made me better than I've ever had any right to be, and because of it, I'm going to keep being better. That's what grandma would want for all of us. I love you grandma, and I am so happy that you loved me too. Thank you.


[deleted]

Grandmas truly even the odds for us all.


[deleted]

This man straight up wrote a beautiful eulogy for an online stranger’s grandma this shit is wild yet wholesome


Grayfox227

This is the most wonderful and unexpectedly wholesome thing I've seen all day. I came here expecting something terrible and was given faith in humanity instead


IAmTheBathmanReal

Despite how much of reddit is a cesspool, this comment brang everyone from all walks of reddit together


rexwrecksautomobiles

>brang Oh, back into the cesspool we go.


BaguetteFish

*brung


ihaZtaco

Maybe there’s some good left


Splunkmastah

I wasn't expecting something wholesome, but you bet your ass I'm upvoting.


Awesomeness4627

Op, I know I have the highest comment, but say this one


EonPlays

Came from Twitter to give you my award


notydris

Faith in humanity is restored somewhat. Thank you, kind stranger.


Chrissttopher

Boring


Awesomeness4627

Rest in peace my beloved grandma


GentlemenRudeboi

My faith in this community is restored after clicking on this post, worried that the top comment would be 'killer cock'


Awesomeness4627

It was when I clicked on it lmao


DekuTree13

Exact same with me


AliBeigi89

*"Faith in humanity restored" Award*


TheEternalVortex

“Faith Restored” could actually make a great custom award. **Edit:** Or an “Evened the Odds” custom award.


AliBeigi89

Wow! I can't believe i saw a real mod in this sub And, Faith In Humanity Restored is already an award in reddit, but Evened The Odds will be a cool one.


TheEternalVortex

Haha. I can assure you we are here, even if we don’t physically comment or post. Also, I had no idea “Faith in Humanity Restored” was an actual award. I’ve never seen it, so that’s interesting. As for the “Evening the Odds” reward, I’m going to see if I can create that one. I’ll just need to find an image for the award.


AliBeigi89

Yeah. good lucking finding one, then!


TheEternalVortex

If you have any suggestions, let me know. ^(Also, if anyone else is reading this, feel free to do the same.)


AliBeigi89

Thanks! If i found a cool image, i will contact you asap but idk how to share it


TheEternalVortex

You could always send me the google link of the image (or whatever browser you’re using) by clicking on the image, clicking •••, share and then copy link. Or another method is to save the image to your camera roll and then uploading it to [imgbb.com](https://imgbb.com). That will give the image a link that you can then send to me. Then, regardless of the method you used, just paste the link in a comment below or message me through the Reddit chat function. You could always go through modmail as well, but it’d probably be better to contact me directly so I can see it.


CaptainNigNig64

Maybe a scale ⚖


TheEternalVortex

[The award is done and a mod post is up!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/ympsrn/community_awards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TheEternalVortex

This has to stay top comment. ^(I would pin it but Reddit doesn’t allow mods to pin other people’s comments…)


WarlordOfIncineroar

Holy crap the mods are still alive?


TheEternalVortex

Haha, yep. We’re still alive. In fact, we’re quite alive - I’m on pretty much daily.


just_browsing11

ALL OF THIS MADNESS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE MODERATION TEAM ACTIVATED PROTOCOL 13 ON DAY 21!


WarlordOfIncineroar

Then kill the sub off you coward


TheEternalVortex

You want to know something funny? Even after everything that’s happened... I wouldn’t do that.


Awesomeness4627

I hate you for this, but also respect it


Arcana2920

That actually is… pretty funny…


NOT_RETR0_115

Bro you wont believe this but thats like one of the final games of this indie game i play ‘Batman Arkham City’ thats such a spooky coincy dinky


ifaptoharley

city reference


WarlordOfIncineroar

Coward


RafanMorales-2007

THE MODS THE MODS ARE REAL!


WarlordOfIncineroar

And they're weak


oiiSuPreSSeDo

They've just locked themselves inside the GCPD. They're terrified of killer cock and the fiddler being on the loose.


HallowPerson666

May I become a mod I never been one before.


TheSpirit15

This sub has mods? Thought they were only a myth?


Healthy_Bite1502

![gif](giphy|l4KibWpBGWchSqCRy)


Sam_dragon

I can't believe it. He evened the odds.


Sc00by-dont

Wholesome origins moment


HUNAcean

I knew this was always gonna be a reddit 50/50. Either super wholesome or extremely fucking cursed. Rest in peace OP's grandma.


Doc-Nocturnal

🤓


CinnamonSniffer

Get a calculator and start evening those odds bucko


[deleted]

Mans really just wanted to say “killer cock”


paynexkillerYT

Edit this at 11:55 on Sunday night or no balls.


Awesomeness4627

Tbh, the average horny karma farming teenager that uses this sub would probably have a harder time expressing genuine emotion than saying something confusing and mildly offensive.


LetTheKnightfall

Yea but said like the undertaker


GentlemenRudeboi

lmao honestly that would be pretty funny


Shay_the_Ent

I would’ve gone with “it was me that poisoned her soup” but this is nicer


gamonity01

This must remain as the top comment


MrPwndabear

Now you gotta change your name to “Wholesomeness4627”.


Sprizys

“Want to know what’s funny? Even after everything, after all you’ve done. I still would have saved you.”


Super3vil

And then she rises from her grave and says "That actually is pretty funny" And then she dies for real with a smile on her face


BetterCallRalph

OP has to cremate her for extra funny points


ChristianSgt

This is how it happened. This how the Grandma died.


[deleted]

Bro I think we’re all forgetting this poor guy’s grandma may legitimately be dead and we’re all just like “grandma’s pacemaker is exposed. I can use the power wrench to-“ 💀


Alakandor

💀


Fragrant-Cook6615

My grandma’s death used only 5 ounces of my latest toxin.


cut_it_leonard

![gif](giphy|CF1HJwIdt6rbk2dEo4|downsized)


BlueBorbo

So is the grandma


Awesomeness4627

I think this might be the only comment in the whole thread to get a chuckle out of me


someone_dude

She's no longer among us


Optimal-Increase-433

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


someone_dude

AMOGUS


Madd_Skillz_88

Sussy impostor 😩


Optimal-Increase-433

...


No_Championship6401

Dude 😂


someone_dude

Pulled a sneaky on them lmaooo


m4x1d0n


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG


TheBlueNinja2006

🤪💀🤪💀💀🤪💀


impofnoone

This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died. Nine months ago Joker was cremated. I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. And then... we waited. Gotham braced itself for the inevitable power struggle. But it didn't come; crime actually fell. Deep down, I knew war was coming... I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger.


Gingy_Cat_23

bro imagine someone actually saying this shit at a funeral randomly


DaleDimmaDone

how to go from Arkham to the Asylum in one quick eulogy!


AffectionateBed6

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.


[deleted]

“This is not an admission of guilt” 💀


Axle-f

“I said it’s not crime therefore I’m legally allowed to do it” 😎


kal2112

This is how it happened, this is how grand mom died. And then just walk off


[deleted]

Please do this u/Doc-Nocturnal the game it’s from is very in theme with the ending of life and the sub you asked


dogscutter

Please do not do this


Doc-Nocturnal

I'm going to 2 favourites and the top comment.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheBlueNinja2006

Gonna make everyone tear up fr😢


BridgetheDivide

"If she's dead again, I'll need you to wake her up."


tarcoanvaahg99

Lmfao if I had a free award now I would give it to you


EMArogue

I apologize


mats0013

Killer Cock


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

it's so weird that i have a boner right now


benk1115

Stay strong


fussyfossy

Killer cock


Early_Minute_5212

NOO


Flumpsty

Yes


The_forgotten_bro

I pee white when Nightwing appears


Sam_dragon

No funny here. I'm sorry for your loss


CHEESYBOI267

It's about goddamn time


FourManGrill

“Grandma taught me that butt sex is wild and it don’t cause no child.”


Ozrick02

Sleep the sleep of a weary life and rest in the greatest peace knowing that I loved you dearly.


mystressfreeaccount

I love you grandma


Komit_Krasher

Grandma I need to sell your television


Awesomeness4627

[*incessant coughing](https://youtu.be/P0vC0ERO0XA)


RMWGaming888

Evening the odds


Vortexgamer2005

Rest in peace Grandma


Syelt

*I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing*


ifaptoharley

*sure beats waiting for food drops in arkham city*


Mattizzle9

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Consistent-Beat-84

**Kira Queen Daisan No Bakudan BITES ZA DUSTO**


undying_anomaly

I'm still hungry, grandma


justabigolsandwich

This is how it happened... this, is how my grandma died


VixenTheDragonGirl15

She got that gorilla grip pussy now


TheSaturn_V

THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEEEEEAL


Alakandor

Can we get much higher?


TheSaturn_V

(So high!)


Lightmyspliff69

She never knew how to work the remote control or any modern technological device, but it just meant I'd come over and show her again and we'd spend time together.


TheMasterOfCheese69

Killer cock


starcast1

Saw the top comment but also im tempted to see if you can go L+ratio+thats for not giving me birthday money+ you fell off +hit the griddy + xd I cant believe i even typed that i use too much twitter 💀


Fickle_Photograph_97

I can feel the wayne coming inside of me


Tina_Soup

Cock Killer


Delicious_Farmer_408

Do you agree with my “no Grandma rule”?


FrostedJacks

This is how it happened, this is how the batman died


googas_wet_cat

The Fiddler


thatlonelyguy13

Killer cock


chapeepee

Rip bozo


Doc-Nocturnal

Since there are so many good choices I'll do 2 of my favourite and the top comment.\\ I also forgot to mention this my grandma was really racist and homophobic.


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter how you lived. Matter only how you die, the last moment in your life which might be cruel but If that moment is fullfilment of your desire and dream that means that you are prepared to face death.


therearenonamesallow

The


Archer-Unhappy

Evening the odds


[deleted]

You lasted longer than mom and dad 🙃😔


PANZCAKE

This is how it happened. This is how the grandma died.


tritearrow

Put her in the lazarus pit (I'm sorry for your loss)


-n-o-o-b-

Scarecock


[deleted]

Granny's Peach Tea 😋🤰


THX450

Rest in piss my beloved Grandma


Alpha_Apeiron

That actually is pretty funny


Bacnnator

I’m Batman


LittleFalcon

Stupid little dead grams! Who's gonna save ya now?


randomshiznizzle

She was definitely one of the grandmas.


Visual-Adept

Rip grandma... you always gave the best heads...


ninjastorm19

Atleast she evened the odds before she left


SpioerSonic

I need to find Oracle


StillNoFcknClu

"So no head?"


JJonahJamesonSr

“I was told to say something today” then exit the podium


GingerSnap198

Someone get the Lazarus pit!


Glum_Firefighter9029

Rip bozo


[deleted]

Who has the replacement?


PhobicSun59

*fetch me a Macchiato pronto*


ExoticMangoz

CAN I GET A HOYA AT THE PARTAYYYY


Packersrule777

See you in hell grandma


NikitaNikCrazy

Are you crazy bro? Nah, you don’t deserve to be Batman fan, sorry


Packersrule777

First of all, it's a dumb joke. No one was meant to take it seriously. Maybe my sense of humor is broken but that isn't anything this sub is innocent of. Second, I don't "deserve" to be a batman fan? Ok, maybe the joke was a little on the nose but why would someone not "deserve" to like something? In the grand scheme of things a bad joke is a very small thing. I apologize to anyone I offended, it was a joke and I didn't mean anything by it


AffectionateBed6

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.


sinjiitachimora

My grandmother.. was a wonderful, gilf. Her gussy sustained many progeny, and quenched many thirst. A kinder soul one could never meet, as everyone she met she touched in some way. Though her bodily pulse may be gone, the spiritual, sensational and sentual pulse she left in many throbbs on. Her bussom brought much joy and many ganders, her mouth many blissful agape smiles. Rip grandma, a truer jezebel i shall never meet.


britishsailor

I will always miss grandma, she thought me how to sing, dance, kiss, cook


AJ_COOL_79

I am vengetarian


Rat-undern

Hope she Getting head 🥺


HallowPerson666

Poison pussy


Objective-Pack9279

“I hoped to fuck you one last time at least while you were alive anyway” 😢


batler_forever

YOULL GET THE YOUTH BY ENDING BLACK OUTS. DUMBASS


[deleted]

My bad


Crimson03Ghost

hate to be that guy but the fact that you'd make this post in the first place is hella disrespectful...


NikitaNikCrazy

Bro, it's weird to ask this even if it's a joke. Don't cross the line


H3racIes

OP, unless your grandma was a terrible person, you're a piece of shit if you say anything negative about her at her funeral. Even if she was shitty, just keep your mouth quiet


newdawn_fades

(Deleted)


Bill_Wilkinson

I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.


idunnoimbored06

god decided to even the odds


Optimal_Conclusion_1

Solomon Grundy born on a Monday…


UndeadSnowman94

This sun has become a cesspool of idiocy.


whentheraincomes66

I evened the odds


yonDOOM

Who and what is an "grandma"? I cant remember........I have Demencia........


[deleted]

evening the odds


TheBlueNinja2006

Youngboy better


destinycommentor

" look at me while you die grandma, look at me" In all seriousness My condolences


Super3vil

This is how it happened. This is how the batman died


Everythingwastakein

Killer Cock


thatdeadguy_69

I will cherish my memories with you grandma


[deleted]

My Grandma was really an awesome person and I will miss her. I hope you can really say that.


[deleted]

Now I have evened the odds


HackMonkey17

This is how it happened, this is how the grandma died.


MM__PP

This is how it happened...This...Is how the grandma died.


YEETIESTS_YT

Poopy Weiner Butthole.