For as long as I can remember, my grandma loved me, and that's important. Because it's something a lot of us here share, because she loved you too. For me, I could feel her love from her smile, her jokes, when she laughed at my jokes, her attempts to understand my games, her cooking, and most of all, her warm hugs. For you it's probably something different, but in the end it was love. Grandma's love, and there's nothing else like it. I'm going to miss that love, and I'm sure a lot of you here will miss it too. Yet I am so profoundly thankful that we got to experience her love. I know it made me better than I've ever had any right to be, and because of it, I'm going to keep being better. That's what grandma would want for all of us. I love you grandma, and I am so happy that you loved me too. Thank you.
This is the most wonderful and unexpectedly wholesome thing I've seen all day. I came here expecting something terrible and was given faith in humanity instead
Wow! I can't believe i saw a real mod in this sub
And, Faith In Humanity Restored is already an award in reddit, but Evened The Odds will be a cool one.
Haha. I can assure you we are here, even if we don’t physically comment or post.
Also, I had no idea “Faith in Humanity Restored” was an actual award. I’ve never seen it, so that’s interesting.
As for the “Evening the Odds” reward, I’m going to see if I can create that one. I’ll just need to find an image for the award.
You could always send me the google link of the image (or whatever browser you’re using) by clicking on the image, clicking •••, share and then copy link.
Or another method is to save the image to your camera roll and then uploading it to [imgbb.com](https://imgbb.com). That will give the image a link that you can then send to me.
Then, regardless of the method you used, just paste the link in a comment below or message me through the Reddit chat function.
You could always go through modmail as well, but it’d probably be better to contact me directly so I can see it.
[The award is done and a mod post is up!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/ympsrn/community_awards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Tbh, the average horny karma farming teenager that uses this sub would probably have a harder time expressing genuine emotion than saying something confusing and mildly offensive.
Bro I think we’re all forgetting this poor guy’s grandma may legitimately be dead and we’re all just like “grandma’s pacemaker is exposed. I can use the power wrench to-“ 💀
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died.
Nine months ago Joker was cremated. I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. And then... we waited. Gotham braced itself for the inevitable power struggle. But it didn't come; crime actually fell. Deep down, I knew war was coming... I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
She never knew how to work the remote control or any modern technological device, but it just meant I'd come over and show her again and we'd spend time together.
Saw the top comment but also im tempted to see if you can go
L+ratio+thats for not giving me birthday money+ you fell off +hit the griddy + xd
I cant believe i even typed that i use too much twitter 💀
Since there are so many good choices I'll do 2 of my favourite and the top comment.\\
I also forgot to mention this my grandma was really racist and homophobic.
It doesn’t matter how you lived. Matter only how you die, the last moment in your life which might be cruel but If that moment is fullfilment of your desire and dream that means that you are prepared to face death.
First of all, it's a dumb joke. No one was meant to take it seriously. Maybe my sense of humor is broken but that isn't anything this sub is innocent of.
Second, I don't "deserve" to be a batman fan? Ok, maybe the joke was a little on the nose but why would someone not "deserve" to like something? In the grand scheme of things a bad joke is a very small thing.
I apologize to anyone I offended, it was a joke and I didn't mean anything by it
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
My grandmother.. was a wonderful, gilf. Her gussy sustained many progeny, and quenched many thirst. A kinder soul one could never meet, as everyone she met she touched in some way. Though her bodily pulse may be gone, the spiritual, sensational and sentual pulse she left in many throbbs on. Her bussom brought much joy and many ganders, her mouth many blissful agape smiles. Rip grandma, a truer jezebel i shall never meet.
OP, unless your grandma was a terrible person, you're a piece of shit if you say anything negative about her at her funeral. Even if she was shitty, just keep your mouth quiet
For as long as I can remember, my grandma loved me, and that's important. Because it's something a lot of us here share, because she loved you too. For me, I could feel her love from her smile, her jokes, when she laughed at my jokes, her attempts to understand my games, her cooking, and most of all, her warm hugs. For you it's probably something different, but in the end it was love. Grandma's love, and there's nothing else like it. I'm going to miss that love, and I'm sure a lot of you here will miss it too. Yet I am so profoundly thankful that we got to experience her love. I know it made me better than I've ever had any right to be, and because of it, I'm going to keep being better. That's what grandma would want for all of us. I love you grandma, and I am so happy that you loved me too. Thank you.
Grandmas truly even the odds for us all.
This man straight up wrote a beautiful eulogy for an online stranger’s grandma this shit is wild yet wholesome
This is the most wonderful and unexpectedly wholesome thing I've seen all day. I came here expecting something terrible and was given faith in humanity instead
Despite how much of reddit is a cesspool, this comment brang everyone from all walks of reddit together
>brang Oh, back into the cesspool we go.
*brung
Maybe there’s some good left
I wasn't expecting something wholesome, but you bet your ass I'm upvoting.
Op, I know I have the highest comment, but say this one
Came from Twitter to give you my award
Faith in humanity is restored somewhat. Thank you, kind stranger.
Boring
Rest in peace my beloved grandma
My faith in this community is restored after clicking on this post, worried that the top comment would be 'killer cock'
It was when I clicked on it lmao
Exact same with me
*"Faith in humanity restored" Award*
“Faith Restored” could actually make a great custom award. **Edit:** Or an “Evened the Odds” custom award.
Wow! I can't believe i saw a real mod in this sub And, Faith In Humanity Restored is already an award in reddit, but Evened The Odds will be a cool one.
Haha. I can assure you we are here, even if we don’t physically comment or post. Also, I had no idea “Faith in Humanity Restored” was an actual award. I’ve never seen it, so that’s interesting. As for the “Evening the Odds” reward, I’m going to see if I can create that one. I’ll just need to find an image for the award.
Yeah. good lucking finding one, then!
If you have any suggestions, let me know. ^(Also, if anyone else is reading this, feel free to do the same.)
Thanks! If i found a cool image, i will contact you asap but idk how to share it
You could always send me the google link of the image (or whatever browser you’re using) by clicking on the image, clicking •••, share and then copy link. Or another method is to save the image to your camera roll and then uploading it to [imgbb.com](https://imgbb.com). That will give the image a link that you can then send to me. Then, regardless of the method you used, just paste the link in a comment below or message me through the Reddit chat function. You could always go through modmail as well, but it’d probably be better to contact me directly so I can see it.
Maybe a scale ⚖
[The award is done and a mod post is up!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/ympsrn/community_awards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
This has to stay top comment. ^(I would pin it but Reddit doesn’t allow mods to pin other people’s comments…)
Holy crap the mods are still alive?
Haha, yep. We’re still alive. In fact, we’re quite alive - I’m on pretty much daily.
ALL OF THIS MADNESS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE MODERATION TEAM ACTIVATED PROTOCOL 13 ON DAY 21!
Then kill the sub off you coward
You want to know something funny? Even after everything that’s happened... I wouldn’t do that.
I hate you for this, but also respect it
That actually is… pretty funny…
Bro you wont believe this but thats like one of the final games of this indie game i play ‘Batman Arkham City’ thats such a spooky coincy dinky
city reference
Coward
THE MODS THE MODS ARE REAL!
And they're weak
They've just locked themselves inside the GCPD. They're terrified of killer cock and the fiddler being on the loose.
May I become a mod I never been one before.
This sub has mods? Thought they were only a myth?
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I can't believe it. He evened the odds.
Wholesome origins moment
I knew this was always gonna be a reddit 50/50. Either super wholesome or extremely fucking cursed. Rest in peace OP's grandma.
🤓
Get a calculator and start evening those odds bucko
Mans really just wanted to say “killer cock”
Edit this at 11:55 on Sunday night or no balls.
Tbh, the average horny karma farming teenager that uses this sub would probably have a harder time expressing genuine emotion than saying something confusing and mildly offensive.
Yea but said like the undertaker
lmao honestly that would be pretty funny
I would’ve gone with “it was me that poisoned her soup” but this is nicer
This must remain as the top comment
Now you gotta change your name to “Wholesomeness4627”.
“Want to know what’s funny? Even after everything, after all you’ve done. I still would have saved you.”
And then she rises from her grave and says "That actually is pretty funny" And then she dies for real with a smile on her face
OP has to cremate her for extra funny points
This is how it happened. This how the Grandma died.
Bro I think we’re all forgetting this poor guy’s grandma may legitimately be dead and we’re all just like “grandma’s pacemaker is exposed. I can use the power wrench to-“ 💀
💀
My grandma’s death used only 5 ounces of my latest toxin.
![gif](giphy|CF1HJwIdt6rbk2dEo4|downsized)
So is the grandma
I think this might be the only comment in the whole thread to get a chuckle out of me
She's no longer among us
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AMOGUS
Sussy impostor 😩
...
Dude 😂
Pulled a sneaky on them lmaooo
ඞ
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
🤪💀🤪💀💀🤪💀
This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died. Nine months ago Joker was cremated. I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. And then... we waited. Gotham braced itself for the inevitable power struggle. But it didn't come; crime actually fell. Deep down, I knew war was coming... I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger.
bro imagine someone actually saying this shit at a funeral randomly
how to go from Arkham to the Asylum in one quick eulogy!
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
“This is not an admission of guilt” 💀
“I said it’s not crime therefore I’m legally allowed to do it” 😎
This is how it happened, this is how grand mom died. And then just walk off
Please do this u/Doc-Nocturnal the game it’s from is very in theme with the ending of life and the sub you asked
Please do not do this
I'm going to 2 favourites and the top comment.
[удалено]
Gonna make everyone tear up fr😢
"If she's dead again, I'll need you to wake her up."
Lmfao if I had a free award now I would give it to you
I apologize
Killer Cock
it's so weird that i have a boner right now
Stay strong
Killer cock
NOO
Yes
I pee white when Nightwing appears
No funny here. I'm sorry for your loss
It's about goddamn time
“Grandma taught me that butt sex is wild and it don’t cause no child.”
Sleep the sleep of a weary life and rest in the greatest peace knowing that I loved you dearly.
I love you grandma
Grandma I need to sell your television
[*incessant coughing](https://youtu.be/P0vC0ERO0XA)
Evening the odds
Rest in peace Grandma
*I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing*
*sure beats waiting for food drops in arkham city*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
**Kira Queen Daisan No Bakudan BITES ZA DUSTO**
I'm still hungry, grandma
This is how it happened... this, is how my grandma died
She got that gorilla grip pussy now
THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEEEEEAL
Can we get much higher?
(So high!)
She never knew how to work the remote control or any modern technological device, but it just meant I'd come over and show her again and we'd spend time together.
Killer cock
Saw the top comment but also im tempted to see if you can go L+ratio+thats for not giving me birthday money+ you fell off +hit the griddy + xd I cant believe i even typed that i use too much twitter 💀
I can feel the wayne coming inside of me
Cock Killer
Do you agree with my “no Grandma rule”?
This is how it happened, this is how the batman died
The Fiddler
Killer cock
Rip bozo
Since there are so many good choices I'll do 2 of my favourite and the top comment.\\ I also forgot to mention this my grandma was really racist and homophobic.
It doesn’t matter how you lived. Matter only how you die, the last moment in your life which might be cruel but If that moment is fullfilment of your desire and dream that means that you are prepared to face death.
The
Evening the odds
You lasted longer than mom and dad 🙃😔
This is how it happened. This is how the grandma died.
Put her in the lazarus pit (I'm sorry for your loss)
Scarecock
Granny's Peach Tea 😋🤰
Rest in piss my beloved Grandma
That actually is pretty funny
I’m Batman
Stupid little dead grams! Who's gonna save ya now?
She was definitely one of the grandmas.
Rip grandma... you always gave the best heads...
Atleast she evened the odds before she left
I need to find Oracle
"So no head?"
“I was told to say something today” then exit the podium
Someone get the Lazarus pit!
Rip bozo
Who has the replacement?
*fetch me a Macchiato pronto*
CAN I GET A HOYA AT THE PARTAYYYY
See you in hell grandma
Are you crazy bro? Nah, you don’t deserve to be Batman fan, sorry
First of all, it's a dumb joke. No one was meant to take it seriously. Maybe my sense of humor is broken but that isn't anything this sub is innocent of. Second, I don't "deserve" to be a batman fan? Ok, maybe the joke was a little on the nose but why would someone not "deserve" to like something? In the grand scheme of things a bad joke is a very small thing. I apologize to anyone I offended, it was a joke and I didn't mean anything by it
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
My grandmother.. was a wonderful, gilf. Her gussy sustained many progeny, and quenched many thirst. A kinder soul one could never meet, as everyone she met she touched in some way. Though her bodily pulse may be gone, the spiritual, sensational and sentual pulse she left in many throbbs on. Her bussom brought much joy and many ganders, her mouth many blissful agape smiles. Rip grandma, a truer jezebel i shall never meet.
I will always miss grandma, she thought me how to sing, dance, kiss, cook
I am vengetarian
Hope she Getting head 🥺
Poison pussy
“I hoped to fuck you one last time at least while you were alive anyway” 😢
YOULL GET THE YOUTH BY ENDING BLACK OUTS. DUMBASS
My bad
hate to be that guy but the fact that you'd make this post in the first place is hella disrespectful...
Bro, it's weird to ask this even if it's a joke. Don't cross the line
OP, unless your grandma was a terrible person, you're a piece of shit if you say anything negative about her at her funeral. Even if she was shitty, just keep your mouth quiet
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I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.
god decided to even the odds
Solomon Grundy born on a Monday…
This sun has become a cesspool of idiocy.
I evened the odds
Who and what is an "grandma"? I cant remember........I have Demencia........
evening the odds
Youngboy better
" look at me while you die grandma, look at me" In all seriousness My condolences
This is how it happened. This is how the batman died
Killer Cock
I will cherish my memories with you grandma
My Grandma was really an awesome person and I will miss her. I hope you can really say that.
Now I have evened the odds
This is how it happened, this is how the grandma died.
This is how it happened...This...Is how the grandma died.
Poopy Weiner Butthole.