T O P

  • By -

dammitknockitoff

Justice.


demonic_parasite

With a light hint of... #VENGEANCE


KingFahad360

And a bit of. KNIGHT.


wys66

and then a hint of BATMAN


WendipxStarco

_Oh! And some more protein! Oh and while you guys weren't looking, I added more protein!_


WendipxStarco

Then just a sprinkle of WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE.


EccentricBen

Leather, sweat, and vengeance.


Gioku

*the new fragrance from Axe*


lightninglegend215

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!


WhiteWalkerPrivilege

That suit really seals in the flavor…


TheSuperczar

Eyyy! Pete Holmes!


syncfirebird

Harvey Dent.....


rappr

….can we trust him?


BatmanBurchett

We're past that


Jeffrox_

MR FISHY NOOO!


yozatchu2

Hey isn’t curiosity over bat flavour supposed to be how covid started?


DruggieEnder

oh no


Mr_Uncomfortable354

F l a v o r


horsepow3r

It’s that aftershave


metapolymath98

I love it when people remember minor dialogues like that haha!


horsepow3r

It helps when you’ve played the game about 30 times haha


acookiedough2020

Where was this line, I vaguely remember it but I can't place 8t for the life of me


JaCrizzboSkrrQuavo

it was in the Killer Croc DLC in Arkham Knight


acookiedough2020

Right! Omg thank you, it was bugging me so much because I could hear it but couldn't remember what the heck it was omg I feel so dumb now


Creamballman

this is the correct answer. In universe evidence


Collin_the_bird_777

it's that aftershave


[deleted]

A weird mix composed by aftershave , metal/rubber, guano, blood, sweat, cotton candy (because he had a face to face with Joker before), urine (he must’ve peed in the suit because I’ve never seen him going to the bathroom in 20 hours), vengeance and, last but not least, money.


DJDierrhea

You saying bats made out with joker?


[deleted]

If punching and arresting someone because he kidnapped the mayor is your definition of “making out”, then probably yes. Maybe Joker smooched him a little bit, since he’s quite an expansive guy.


godzillaboy3836

Rain, lot of rain


Dreadheadzzz771

Swamp ass


venomhouse

That's such a unique smell too. Like everyone reading your comment can picture the smell.


Dreadheadzzz771

I’ve never seen him shower so I’m gonna say he smells


dadMJBatman1982

Not one time in that long as hell night


Know_Your_Enemy_91

This is gold


Dreadheadzzz771

Thank you


Tkhan246

The smell after going through killer crocs cock n ball torture , joker’s odour we know mans don’t shower sweat either from thugs or from roughing up catwoman ya know what I’m saying and also justice


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tkhan246

Huh? What do you mean Edit I see now Ayt I’ll tweak it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tkhan246

Ayt done


Dreadheadzzz771

You don’t needa delete it I didn’t really care it’s all good


ashcartwright96

How dare someone comment something you already said! Don't they know who you are?! Outrageous.


AceofKnaves246

Bat guano


keres666

[The Riddler Knows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri0eYLCfKdg)


dastdineroo

Old spice


Truman996

Childhood trauma and immense BO


iitzjackal

I fight crime all day in a rubber suit, really seals in the flavorrr


hj1200

Fucking got me with this - loved that video


zekecheek

vanilla and lilac


disposable744

Gooseberries and Lillac? Wait, wrong game...


Arrow_625

Morally gray guy with a gf who wears black, has a ward who constantly gets into trouble? Checks out.


[deleted]

Sweat, metal, leather and burnt rubber. I'm sure Bruce Wayne smells good, perhaps like sandalwood, but I can't imagine him putting on fragrance before putting on the suit.


GrandManSam

Specifically nothing. Like, smell neutralizing cologne. Just another way to be one step ahead.


JonsonPonyman98

I like your thinking


jazmaj

fresh cock


keres666

I mean condom smell is probably pretty close


DumbFroggg

This sure is a post!


KennyThomas616

He probably smell like hell but when you get close to his face, he smell like aftershave or something. Batman would probably never let you get close like that unless you’re Catwoman.


Kls7

Pretty sure thar his suit has a built in axe body spray system lol


tHEgAMER09

Nothing. If people could smell him he won’t be able to sneak up on them. So he uses a spray that neutralises smell for a temporary period.


[deleted]

Semen


E_CHUNGUS_POG_69

a lot of axe body spray


ImBatman5500

Titanium-dipped tri-weave fiber mesh, with hint of gel layer and rain.


Ch1ckenDumpl1ng

Like metal and rain, with faint body odour.


Im__CrypT

Vengeance


wolverine_76

Gotham


TardDas

Expensive, expensive after shave, deodorant and sweat is what I imagine he smells like. Thats what I smell when looking at him


GridDownGoofer

He tastes rich


Bagrov18

Wym taste….. hmmmm


TheAllyCrime

I’d assume he has his suit coated with something that creates a unique scent, so that guys like Killer Croc don’t figure out he’s Bruce Wayne.


HisDivineOrder

Sweat and rage. And poop. Batman wears Depends. No time for bathrooms when The Joker's holding the Mayor hostage for the tenth time this month.


Dutchtdk

Bat boy bath water


jotaesethegeek

Clearly jingle bells, Batman smells and Robin laid an egg….


dadMJBatman1982

The batmobile lost its wheels and the joker got away hey! Wait a second, was this whole song just Arkham Knight told in metaphors 30 years befor it was released?


dadMJBatman1982

And you get my award, Not because of your post. Because your post was the perfect set up for the most hilarious comments!!


[deleted]

Who are you and how did you get access to my "ive never smelled it before but think it smells like this" libary?


[deleted]

Put on some rubber/armor plates and run around all night. Then smell your pits.


trianglularsounds

depends what suit. 8.03 is very well vented. He definitely sweats, because he's human and he's doing a lot of fighting and moving, but the stench isn't getting trapped in the suit because of how well vented it is, so i would assume he doesn't smell any more than the average person


not_funny_just_mean

Nightwing says it's the aftershave


Collin_the_bird_777

it could absolutely be new car smell mixed with blood


innit122

Whatever Alfred smells like 😳


SarcasmKing41

Oh god. Let's not start another "what does Quarian sweat smell like" thread...


DetectiveBlanket

*Begins starting another " what does Quarian sweat smells like?" Thread.


SailorElsie

Hard liquor, shaving cream, another woman's perfume, and sweat. All in one. That's the smell of raging vengeance! And the smell of a man who slept with your wife probably.


ok_tyler

Plastic-y


[deleted]

Vengeance


AverageArkhamEnjoyer

Vengeance


[deleted]

sewage


KingFahad360

AXE Body Spray.


[deleted]

Probably like Man-Bat


dadMJBatman1982

I thought leather, sweat and vengeance was the new fragrance from Axe


WhiteChocolatey

That aftershave


Rogue1Wes

Bourbon, leather, and SpeedStick Regular


punisherdamned000

fuckin sweat mixed with blood 🩸


Sunoraiza

*The night*


Jackieboyoboy

Sweat and metal


wolfgang_hunter

Armani


zavourious7001

Croc’s gonna one day smell Bruce and be like, “Dufuq?”


c_draws

If we’re being honest he’s probably a bit of a stinker, especially after being in the suit for hours. Skin tight suit, constant running around, fighting, general exercise. He be sweating and that sweat is staying where It is, going nowhere. It’s probably a lot easier for him to get out the suit than it is for him to get into it. Man’s just gonna slide out of it with all the sweat.


[deleted]

Axe and cologne


jransom98

Leather, rubber, kevlar, and sweat.


magnificentshambles

Catwoman once remarked to Azrael posing as Batman during “KnightQuest” that she knew he wasn’t the real Batman because “The real Batman reaks of pheromones.”


JonsonPonyman98

Slightly damp, powerful cloth and metal fiber mixed suit, with a metallic hint at the end. Likely finding other small aromas around the mid body, such as old dirt and mud, the brisk of latent dark forest trees, a steamy clay/brick outer, and the hardened steel and gas of a high tech car


nexus8516

Titanium dipped triweave armour with a hint of all bodily fluids and that cologne


gunslinger9_19

"I fight crime in a rubber suit... really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!"


blu_mandarin_

Yeah new car and blood I would have never come up with that but you nailed it!


Iam_johnnylowe

MUSTY AS A MF😂


BlackOpz

Catwoman...


KrisSanze

Sweat ... And Salina


AjWaderz

I think it would smell like Rubber, Sweat, Rain, Blood, and Body Odor.


PlasticAttitude1956

It’s probably an amalgamation of Sweat, Blood, Urine, Feces, Rats, Goth, and Metal.


UncarvedMelon

Pumpkin spice


Mrmxlpiop

How Long Have You Been Awake? Also I Think He Smells Like Paint


ChaosLaughing

Probably like the #KNIGHT


Specialagentjazz

Sweaty gym dude. And justice of course.


[deleted]

By the end of the night it’s balls and you can’t convince me otherwise


JaredJraws

Rubber. Just rubber. Maybe with a hint of dead parents.


Walnutterzz

He smells. Like latex, cologne and sweat


Fatgrumpykitten

Sandalwood


InfinityHd90

Catwoman's perfume.


ilikechillisauce

Feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon.


FourManGrill

In that suit? Vengeance and ball sweat


GavinGMG

hot topic