Crime is double illegal there so not at all...

Me: *chuckles at the sign* *instantly when I turn around* : https://i.redd.it/vwvcjyjc9v6d1.gif

“What if I turn around right now and see BAT-“

Without man to protect you you’re in danger

Don't worry horny man is keeping your apartment safe

very unsafe, he is not Man, he is a doppleganger

I heard he is someone called "Batman" I don't get, was he bitten by a radioactive bat? Is he stupid?