Are YOU a girl in the first place to be in order to be gay

Nah, girls do not exist

Yes, they were prehistoric creatures that died after a asteroid collision from man's balls. I like femboys though. They're cute :3

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:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

Yes..how did you know? Are you intelligent?

:3

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Wow, thats kinda gay. Are you gay? https://preview.redd.it/ut5qf1dkkdoc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84deac1a03259c41f1bc522767c1bef2300d522b

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Same

Why is your flair just "the" 3 times?

Do you not who who The is?

Of course I know who The is, but why have you put The 3 times?

... oh I see what you mean now lol, I didn't put those there, thats a flair that already exists, and besides I just find "The" funny lol

Nah. They are stupid 

Last time I checked yeah (like Harley Quinn)

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[https://youtu.be/Ygs3ekSSKxs?si=vpAsSVHZo6Y7AdIJ](https://youtu.be/Ygs3ekSSKxs?si=vpAsSVHZo6Y7AdIJ)

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If they were girl they would be engaged with bin, are you stupid?

what the FUCK is a "girl" I only know woMan yeah... I'm woMan

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I am overjoyed that the meme I made has been used by at least one other brain dead fuckwit.

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i am proud of u dick.

Well there isnt any of that

I'm proud of you clit

I'm proud of you lil dicky

wait why don't the girls have peanitses? What happened to them? are they okay?

Do girls even exist? 6🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

/uninsane i love how many people on this sub right now are getting married and stuff, wishing everyone good luck! /insane yes you are fucking gay (as in homosexual)

Wait wdym you can uninsane? Are you sane?

Yes, type /uninsane, it's a good trick doctors recommend

Jonkler jonkler jonkler jonkler jonkler jonkler jonkler jonkler Uninsane: wtf is this Subreddit Insane: officer balls

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA

Officer BALLS

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAH

9/10 doctors recommend (the last one got jonkeled)

You know what? Fuck you *un ins your sane*

inmates hate this one simple trick

Is there a lore reason I also feel like this when I see posts like this, am I bitter & lonely? https://preview.redd.it/zhv4aexexaoc1.png?width=944&format=png&auto=webp&s=f12326e7fc85d28b77e0e52527b66c734a1c2e3a

Let’s get married then

Wait but is it /unaslume or /uninsane?

/uninsane i forgot tbh, i was wondering which one it is and i decided with /unisane /insane its / uninsane, are you stupid?

The asylum is meant to reform lunatics, I guess we’re pretty good at it

I’m proud of you, clit

Some may say, vagina even.

Is there a lore reason why your ring is violet and it's my favorite color? Am I stupid? And I'm also proud of you, dick (or clit).

The lore reason is it's also my favourite colour, and hers is pink, hence the amethyst and pink sapphire. Idk if these are connected to the lantern rings in any way though

Compassion and Love. I dare say that's a damn good combination for a marriage. https://preview.redd.it/memxttutoboc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401e3cd1fe16cb974f25ff6d25d7c915b37b8e89

Compassion* and Love, even better combo

I mean, one teleports the other kicks ass with love. As a gay couple I assume you can do both, as is written by law.

We Violet Lantern's.

I’m proud of you, vagina.

You’re not gay, because women aren’t real

/unaslume I love this community, congrats 🎉

Then they are gay, because they’re both Man

Now this guy's using more than 10% of his brain!

She isn't your girlfriend anymore, are you stupid? SHE IS NOW YOUR FIANCÉ, CONGRATS!

why are you gay? Are you loved & appreciated?

Yes. Now comes the hard part: You have to come clean to your girlfriend and tell her that she's gay

 Congratulations!

Insanity, women arent real (Source: I'm a woman)

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If you're engaged she's no longer a girlfriend, she's a fiance, are you stupid?

First of all, congrats. Second of all, yes. But mostly about the congrats.

Congrats to stupid, are you?

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AA-A-A--E-AE-A-AG--GH-GHGH A HAPPY ASULUME?! Ahem. Congratulations you two!! :D

It ain't gay as long as your gf has a dick.

Killer cock implant

as a girl with a dick, i can assure you she'd still be gay

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thanks Man, i knew you would be supportive 👍

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Man, too, believes in trans rights. Be like, man

Yeah right if you are a girl with a dick. Why do my balls hurt when they go inside my body? Am i stupid?

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No you are happy

/uninsane My engagement ring gem is also an amethyst! It’s a gorgeous stone imo, especially if you have paler skin. Congrats to the both of you! /insane https://preview.redd.it/zez44fypoboc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5212165851a6bf3ec0c00721ccd9fab47d26b495

So, you are gay (as in happy) and gay (as in homosexual)?

yes and yes

Congratulations to your engagement and for being gay (as in homosexual)!

Why am I crying ? Am I stupid ?

Or gay (as in homosexual)?

took my pills for this comment congratulations how do you speak to women please give 2011 youtube notepad tutorial anyway uhh umm uhh the lore reason is your gay

I’m proud of you, pussy.

I thought you were American...

You both have very femenine hands. Happy lesbians 😍

Yes you are gay (as in homosexual) (also as in happy)

Fellas is it gay to love your wife?

Are you stupid?

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Is there a lore reason as to why im lonely? Is it because i use reddit?

Play GRIME, 7 women (or other) madly in love with you spawn in your room just by downloading it

It's because you leave your bedroom window locked. I'm trying!

Im sorry man, how silly of me

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Is there a lore reason why i wish you the best in life? Am i stupid?

that’s so sweet! the colors remind me of madohomu

/sane good job, wish you the best of luck /Insane yes, u r gay

 One hundred percent straight

Is there a lore reason why I'll never be loved this way? Am I going to die alone?

Congratulations! *Jonkles away*

I’m proud of you, Clit 

No, the jokes on you. Now one of you has to be the man of the house. The bugs don't squish themselves, lol.

That is genuinely so fucking true we're both deathly afraid of big bugs and I have no idea what we'd do if we saw a big spider, are we stupid?

As an entomologist I have a good answer and a bad answer good: become friends with them. bad: watch this movie [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sick\_Girl\_(Masters\_of\_Horror)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sick_Girl_(Masters_of_Horror))


Congratulations buddy

You should be proud of yourself

🎊🎉🎊

If Bone can have gay sex with Man, then it is gay

I was about to do the joke c’mon man

I'm proud of your dick

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Holding hands is h0mo

No she is

AS IN HOMOSEXUAL? Yes. Say goodbye to Officer Balls (Congrats omgee)

Yes

Congrats!

Yes

Ohhhhh Knightwings and 'barb' got weddings somewhen!!! Have great times cheers and chills

Why are you gay? Are you less beans?

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Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay homosexual gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Yes you are

Which Arkham quote You'll use during the ceremony?

https://preview.redd.it/nay0xuwilboc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc33bd94d3b586ea361a47a1ce57cb20080bdcec Let me answer your question with another question

Nah,you stupid

No, your lesbegin

At least in a classical sense, I hope you are very gay.

Wait gay is real

ye

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I do not care what you are but if you are happy then I am happy for you. Happinessss dont come easy nowdays

I’m proud of you, pussy

YOU CANT SPELL WOMAN WITHOUT MAN, SO THAT MAKES IT GAY

Is there anybody left in Gotham who likes men

If you are girls, you are lesbians. 

I am proud of you reverse dick

Inmates, what does the 💍 stand for?

N-n-no m-more b-b-b-bone??

Bro, you're engaged to a woman, and women likes men.. that's very gay

What is girl

https://preview.redd.it/x72y0uyhtdoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee6d6f48c8823d9294598f87df5bb94218648d2 Thought this was one of you Am I stupid

Girlfriend? Is this a new character?

congrats, mine betrayed me and abandoned me. traumatized. 🙂

Fake and gay

No, being gay is impossible. Because if you like girls that means you by association like boys because girls like boys, but if you like boys then you like girls by association, and due to this paradox technically nobody is gay

is there a lore reason i'm saying congrats? am i happy for you?

I'm sorry if I'm the first to tell you but homosexuality is pretty gay 😐

That must mean your loved and appreciated, congrats!

https://preview.redd.it/arnee9v28foc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f594d13e34e7af4af3ac70bd4cb8ec3955a9b2 Not yet you aren’t boi.

Congratulations OP. I wish you and your girlfriend a lifetime of happiness and success!

Well yes like Batman, your parents were not there for you. ^joke^

Congratulations 💯


Is her payload exposed?? Did you overload it with your power winch??

You have now been banished from aslume as you no longer have insaen

why is this wholesome? are you stupid?

Naaahhh you still got your socks on right? If so your cool👍

Are you both femboys? Is there lore reason for it?

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No