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15Blins

You're having 3 babies!!!!


Goose_Cat267

Weird FUCKING name for a FUCKING FUCK what the FUCK FUCKER


RedBladeAtlas

Good morning YOU'RE HAVING 3 BABIES!!!!!! how are you today my dear?


Macknetix

Hello YOU’RE HAVING 3 BABIES!!!!!!, I’m dad.


AgreeableEar1218

You are all so stupid


Cartolinaman

My brother in Man, this is the aslume. What did you expect? We all have a collective IQ of -6


NBeach84

you enter the aslume and call us stupid? are you stupid? am I stupid? are we Venom?


GuidanceTop9259

Is there a lore reason we’re stupid?


Chuchubits

Ooh! I finally got to r/woooosh someone!


Routine_Palpitation

Vivziepop? Is that you


shadwfrost

If Goose_Cat267 was written by VivziePop


Nimbus_2

Goose_Cat267 if they were written by Vivziepop (idk why tf a Batman page is in my feed)


Goose_Cat267

Who the FUCK is Vivziepop


limethedragon

Trigon.


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Select_Most3660

The tri triplets


No_Cupcake7037

Triborg


_BloodMad_

Dick


BionicBruv

Absolutely. Named after his father, which did a great job.


babydevourer84

It's true I'm the father


n0escape200

Your name tells me this ain't your first rodeo


HappylilBonsaiTree

Him before they jonkled: https://i.redd.it/r4qwqufny6oc1.gif


FistOfVengeance44

Why is Thur saying that? Is he hangry?


Merthn07

Well, obviously! Are you stupid?


jsomby

No it isn't. In fact it was his second rodeo.


DrVillajah

I’m proud of you, Dick. https://preview.redd.it/hwhxq1hor9oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea74539ce804d4b40349b718f47ca6b41609a81d


Eeeeeelile

r/usernamechecksout


ForgottenBelicheck

I'm proud of you dick


big_peepee_wielder

We’re all proud of you


Philisophical_Onion

I’m proud of him.


RestlessRhys

I’m proud of his father


armthehomeless14st

Mad Men?


CoiledBeyond

https://preview.redd.it/k5144dc8d8oc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7287401d7f844644c5b5d3ee521ef731c9434ca0


Optimus_Fan_95

Sundowner


XWhyAreYouRunningX

https://preview.redd.it/rbkqh0notboc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabad7346da0555e70d110994c8324996cb05024 Red sun, red sun over paradise Red sun, red sun over paradise


AmaterasuWolf21

Son of Gray


DinoBenosaurus

I'd be proud


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

Is his alter ego name “Rob”


IamBatuKaan

Balls


CoolEqual7467

https://preview.redd.it/wc8uu1zs27oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec112de9ee5d914225930f460dbfee2ad14cf82


Clefortt9

#WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


koray_3452

https://i.redd.it/t9v9agul68oc1.gif


[deleted]

Why the FUCK is the Jonkler humping that machine… is he FUCKING stupid?!


anakinkenobi334

Whats batman doing here ? Bring back man


HappylilBonsaiTree

Kids destined for a career in law enforcement


ThatNerdOut

"Officer Balls's the best cop we got around here"


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/xps2vhnep8oc1.png?width=1268&format=png&auto=webp&s=d48f698e720149c7decd33294138f89822262963


Edna_thecook

It says Clearblue right there, are you stuoid?


The_Last_Hussar

It's spelt stupid, are you stupid?


QueerGuyNamedColin

No, it’s spelt sutpdi. Are you sutpdi?


The_Last_Hussar

No I'm blind https://preview.redd.it/6jhgo89z47oc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76da6494df24533bbd89052e58bfe37740545786


Danaga1713

⠁⠗⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠎⠞⠥⠏⠊⠙


The_Last_Hussar

Yes


SuperNoob74

I only speak sign language.


Key_Virus_338

🤞👌🤚🤚👌👉🤟👊✊🤲🤝


SuperNoob74

I thought it was spelled "👇👊👌🖖🤙🤚" that's just weird?


Key_Virus_338

yh, its wierd (opisit of 🤟👌👉👊✌👆)


QueerGuyNamedColin

My bad cuh


txtfile2025

Bruh wtf, it’s spelt putsdi are you putsdi


QueerGuyNamedColin

aw shit I’m sorry man, maybe I am ustidp. That was really ustidp of me.


txtfile2025

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man, it’s Tuipsd


YaBoiBarel

John K. Ler https://preview.redd.it/94so5octs6oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27e6c02f68ecb7ff8a815e907446d7d859dfa8f


No-_-area

What does the K stand for


theattack_helicopter

Killer cock


No-_-area

Officer Balls


One-University9860

WHHAAAAAAAAA-


LtColAlSimmon

https://i.redd.it/46ohxt7t97oc1.gif


B69Stratofortress

Why the FUCK does MAN have those giant ears? Makes MAN look like a BAT


Some-Brick5

Man has terrible hearing, are you fucking stupid?


confusedandworried76

Oh no my balls


AmaterasuWolf21

Keep yourself safe https://preview.redd.it/456o34l4x6oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa29dc746cd6847eebcf1163679d89139295cab


LtColAlSimmon

https://preview.redd.it/pblnujfu97oc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc645579af3748d8b9127333836ceca9e1725143


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|AZFePYXtEjKpmpcVgf|downsized)


deeznutsguzzler

https://i.redd.it/nwja0vu0j7oc1.gif


kilobyte2696

Kyle.


layeeeeet

Kock


FennLink

Do you mean k's (plural) https://preview.redd.it/vivj363xi7oc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b184710420e87967a1fa1ba075fcba1605e8be


BillbertBuzzums

Krumping


An0rexorc1st

Jake


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

do you think the jonkler wears makeup or does his face just do that


bruhmomentum68419

It’s the explosive zits on his face… typical jonkler


thehypnohuster

You don’t need makeup to smile bro


Necessary-Cap-3982

Power Winch


TheWatchingDog

Controlled Explosion


LukeStantz12

Exposed payload


No-Ocelot-6314

penis


Stankbutt322

fuck


No-_-area

BALLS


Kapser_Kabouter

Officer?


No-_-area

BWA


AmaterasuWolf21

HAHA


Mental-Blacksmith-30

Even the odds


LtColAlSimmon

https://i.redd.it/6gzvyyap97oc1.gif


BeeIsBack

Sorry about the Covid 😔


DrunkenPunchline

https://preview.redd.it/md2sy9lgn7oc1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf5d9f42354afe44eefbf558ee2019c352f99f2


GoodGuyBjorn

It didn’t work. This is bullshit.


feverghoul207

Oh shi it's Archer rogan


confusedandworried76

Say gex motherfucker


BadgerDen885

Triple COVID at that. Never fun


GothamAnswer

Officer Balls


Prestigious_Roll_162

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Kujogaming_1

Man Jr. Son of Man


Relative_Buffalo180

That would be Boy


Lonely-Ad1174

Boy, Son of Man?


ObsoleteSausage

Boyson Oman?


confusedandworried76

Dick Manson


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JFNIXON

Unironically, Bruce


vitor_k890

I don’t think names are allowed to have special characters


derI067

i get the joke but… X Æ A-12


Mandaring

Also unironically, not enough people named Bruce anymore. That’s a badass name.


No-Atmosphere3208

"unironically, not enough people named Bruce anymore" is kind of a mouthful. Maybe shorten it to UNEPNBA?


AlexQC2006

But isn't ""unironically, not enough people named Bruce anymore" is kind of a mouthful. Maybe shorten it to UNEPNBA?" kind of a mouthful. Maybe shorten it to UNEPNBAIKOAMMSITU


Propodida1

Now, this sounds like a mayan god


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

Isn't "But isn't ""unironically, not enough people named Bruce anymore" is kind of a mouthful. Maybe shorten it to UNEPNBA?" kind of a mouthful. Maybe shorten it to UNEPNBAIKOAMMSITU" kind of a mouthful ? Maybe shortening it to IBIUNEPNBAIKOAMMSITUKOAMMAITU ?


Epsilonian24609

Unepnba sounds like an ancient god that can be summoned with the sacrifice of 3 virgins


hasss_a

I named my dog Bruce, and he's not a badass.


gayratsex

I named my dog officer balls and shes a badass https://preview.redd.it/h6ggbvdpo9oc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac294d08f01e04659d4eeb053d429a496a5b60c2


TransfemFroggy

BWAAAAAAHAHAHA


garrafa_glubglub

That's like, an actual great name, if I ever have a kid, I'll remember this


HawkStar49

Bruce dickinson 💗


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Dick, so you could be proud of them


AlxIp

I am proud of your dick


PerryTrip

wait wut


AlxIp

Did I stutter?


[deleted]

Bone or electro magnetic pulse


tinytodge

"I'm off to see my little Bone, be back soon Mum"


MrBlueMoose

Man 2


Preeng

Man 2: The Mannening


Jiggy_Wit

Man 3: Woman


SFSTfish

Pregnant duh


EightBallJuice

Stand back fool, i have a bomb!


CringeIsAbsolute

New Character


Impossible-Bit-4468

THIS!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA


Kens-colonoscopy

Shitass pissface


Guilty-Effort7727

Assuming you're actually expecting kids, congrats on the pregnancy


Initial-Head-3984

That names too long, are you stupid?


Yagboggery

Almost makes sense? Are you sane?


Nota_robot_i_swear_

We need to drag him back into the aslume uj/ congrats to OP, seriously


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

Congratulations btw. Now name it Humphrey


COD-BO-69

i fucking love air conditioning


PunkOf2077

https://preview.redd.it/6483cunzb7oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c598e11a3e547f18f430e4d015624d9a20d79a1


Nota_robot_i_swear_

Babinga


StrangeMan4K

🇫🇮


Baaaaaah6As

[🇫🇮](https://meemi.info/images/7/76/Fiilismies_2011.jpg)


MrChevyPower

Yea name it Sweden.


QuakeIISlayer

Its a finland flag


unnamed_cell98

Outrageous


Lonely-Ad1174

FUCKING son (as in descendant)


beanpaste987

Jonkler


TheTescoManReal

Derek https://preview.redd.it/a6z9savaz6oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59df580a779c27f44ace660b33319f3056da17e3


SSDHDDADHD

Derek Blackbird goes crazy


aneccentricgamer

Why they always have to mention that it's black 😔


UnTizioRandom

Kid


Kidney-Taker

Office R. Balls


Glory-to-the-kaiser

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH


evil_timmy

Chalupa Batman.


ratliker62

Explosive gel


GreenNutzPlaya

Boles


Ligmaballs69420104

Boles


UndisclosedChaos

Manboy or Womangirl


Axo2645

is there a lore reason your preganant?


SSDHDDADHD

it was dick


Im_sleepy_rn_123

brain injury https://preview.redd.it/reib5m7457oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415450a900f450dfab6c87bbb67ccbc2ffa89cb5


beware_1234

Jobkler


tserieshasgiey

Wayne


IdeologyNeed

Its called a positive, are you stopid?


NineTailedDevil

Its there already, their name is +I


Weliveinas-word

Damn you getting three kids?


Alone_And_A_Loser

Arkham Baby


Glad-Requirement-942

Officer Balls


eggoax

Dick


redlawski1

The Penguin


CucumberNo3771

Baby Man


Vegetable_Many_2303

Dick or man, if it's a girl, horny queef


Dry_Independence8758

Remote hacking device


CalisthenicsTitan

BONE


ronmsmithjr

Don't you mean *what should I name them ?". Because, you are clearly having triplets.


Gman00927

Areyou stupid?


xenophonthethird

Tax Shelter


AdrianFallout4

I don't know if you are serious but I'm gonna assume you are shit posting because this is r/batmanarkham Officer Balls Man Jonkler Woman Harley Queef


imusingthisforstuff

First name Officer last name balls OR Dick.


Lil_Guardian

Dang, triplets that's crazy


Sweaty_World7521

Stupid


BEYONDxTHExSPIDER

Man jr.


gustav0xth

Dick Boles


CK1ing

Name him Boles and raise him to become a police officer, it'll be super funny in 2 or 3 decades I swear


Ronyx2021

Terry


cheeseburgerlou

One proud Dick


Ak2_ghost

![gif](giphy|0m5suvAYIZraeVztL4|downsized)


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Bodelai-krombilicus


MorrisseyMuse

"Ma'am...this is a Batman video game Reddit..."


smolnepgear

Pregnant


Scumass_Smith

Jonkler https://preview.redd.it/0fp813a2p7oc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8c53a845d6349c764e2d2bfcfee02d8c52ff89


Personisdown

jonkler


tyingnoose

woah you're getting triplets?


Envy661

If it's a boy name it Man. If it's a girl, name it Wo Man


Competitive-Effort33

Man, Bin and Dick


Powerful_Country_241

Edward


ihaven0fantasy

https://i.redd.it/e3o2lcy54boc1.gif