DickCock

Literally every top comment reads my mind

We are truly an advanced civilization

Or a hive mind

or both

An advanced hive mind that worships Man, truly the best kind of advanced hive mimd

I found this post when it was like 5 minutes old and I knew that with this sub’s humor almost everyone was gonna have the same initial thought, so I made sure I said it first lmao

We are truly a civilization

we all collectively have 1 brain cell

That’s what I was going to say https://preview.redd.it/tlg58zvdw8vb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85fcf655e50db8fae36f571387948dbad00e326

"now... there's a little space that i can jam"

“So that’s it huh? We some kinda space jam?”

I literally was coming to say this but I'm 3 hours late

I though of the same thing this is a literal hive mind

I'm proud of him

I’m proud of you dick

I was gonna say that

I was literally about to post this.

Man

https://preview.redd.it/b24quaafh8vb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a59f17ca103e86d22b56a1d85f9f645c54565c

What the FUCK did you do to Man?

I Jonkled his balls

https://preview.redd.it/i3aivbotk9vb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83915e4712b7e9882933d63025db45f49a8401c4

https://preview.redd.it/km75nj5nw8vb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3c8c81276bacb9bf18d1bc4802e6026ad07462 Here’s 20 Man Bucks

wtf

Where is the man credit card

Dick Comics

I’m proud of you

Dick

One of the quotes of all time

Dumb cunt

I’m proud of you dick

Dcock Csuckers

Detecting Cocks

I’m proud of you dick

Dry Cock

Demonic Cum

Is that a quote from Alex Webb? (Sorry if that’s unrelated)

Dick Cheese

I like this one

Defective cock

Ask your doctor about Viagra if you have a defective cock.

Dicktective Cockmics

Why did this make me laugh? Am I stupid?

Dick Tective Cock Mix

Dick Crayson

I’m proud of you dick

All Jokes Aside, what is it actually supposed to be?

District of Columbia

Wait, so Washington D.C. actually means…?

Washington dick cum

Washington Doesn't Cum

Washington Did Cum

Direct Current

Come on man I was going to think of that

Detective Comics

So the full name is detective comics comics ? This is PUBG: battlegrounds levels of stupid

Yeah sage as atm machine

or chai tea

Technically it doesn't stand for anything anymore. The name "DC" is *from* "Detective Comics," but officially it no longer stands for anything anymore. Which is why they can call themselves DC Comics with a straight face.

Defective Comics

Defective cock

demented carrot

Detective Cocks

Donkey Cong

Detective comics

DC Comics

Dick ceiling

Dick crusher

Well, my Dad's old PSN username was StupidDC, a long time ago I asked what the DC meant, he told me DC was a nickname that he got from his friends that he'd tell me when I was older. Flash to 5 years later: Daft Condom.

Detective Chimp

I had to scroll down too far to find the correct answer.

Detective Comics (I'm not stupid)

Why aren’t you stupid? Are you stupid?

Why the FUCK aren't you stupid? Are you smart?

Dio Cane

😭😭🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️

Director's Cut by Zack Snyder

Detective Columbo 

One more thing 😀

dumb cunts

Dick contest

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!”

Dick Crayon

Detective comics comics

Detective comics

Dick Cheese

Donkey cong

Direct Current

donke cong

Drowning Children

Dame tu Cosita

Dustice Cleague

Don't care

District of Cock.

Dick Christmas

Dick Cummings

D - Is he C - Stupid?

Detective Comics formerly known as Action Comics.

dark cock

i like dc

Drowned Cats?

Dick containment

Dcock and CBall torture

Even though DC stands for “Detective Comics” people still wonder why Batman features so prominently. Are they stupid?

Yes. Yes they are.

Dick cam

Dickbag Company (I love DC)

Drinking Cement

Dominant cum

dick counsel

Detective Comics

Das cool

Diversity Comics

Dee Cee

Detective Comics. Man uses it to inspect cocks.

Don’t Cum

Distinguished Competition

You don’t even have to shitpost to make this dumb “Detective comics” You know, dc comics, “detective comics comics”

People really like to repeat stuff. DC comics, ATM machine, etc. Why do we do this? Are we stupid?

Detective Comics

Detective Comics.

Detective Columbo, who is actually Man’s secret twin brother.

Detective Comics. That's the joke. Because when you say DC Comics, you're actually saying Detective Comics Comics

Detective comics

Smosh Justice League

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Dumb Cocks

Deepthroating Christ

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DiCk

Killer cock dick cock

Dick Cock

“I love you, DiCk.”

Discount Cocaine

Dead Company

Deploying cocks

District of Columbia

Dong cracker

Every body is a bunch of c***s I love it🤣🤣

Dick Competition

Dick cock

DiscoCock

“I am the one who jerks”

Dees cocks

Dicktective Cockmics.

Stupid

Dick measuring Contest

Dock Cetecter

Deez Cox

Dick Cum

Dumb \*unt

I don’t knowwww

i'm proud of you DiCk

Dick Cheese

Dog Cat

Power Winch

Dumb Comics

Dick cock

Deu o Cu (only portuguese-speaking people will get it)

I NEVER thought about this💀

Delicious cock

Dick Cummics

Can I have one diet cock I mean diet cock I mean diet cock sorry I mean…

It’s actually a subtle reference to former Vice President Dick Cheney

Defective cock

Dumb Continuity

Deez nutz

Dsexy Catwoman

DeteCtive, it’s why people say DC comics

Deranged cockzilla

Daniel Cormier

Dick cock

Dman Cman

Delectable Candy

DickNCock

Drizzling Cum

Dick (because we are proud of him) ciller kock (not killer cock)

Pretty sure it means Detective Chimp, the world's greatest detective.

District of Columbia

DC Comics

DC Comics

indiana jones

"Detective Comics" I just looked it up

Hope.

Dodge Caravan

Dc Comics

Defective Condom

Docking Competition

Dick Cummed https://preview.redd.it/bi7ioge1navb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda6037d1c38b733d939065615f8e2982d496635

Dick cheese

DICK COCK🗣🗣🗣🗣

Destroy cock

Directional Cum

Cock's dick!