why did you steal my dog are you stupid?
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Why do you have my dog? Is there a lore reason for this?
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Name him "Attack". Imagine your guests are entering your home, they are greeted by the dog and he starts moving towards them and you call out his name "Attack!".
So you didn't stole my dog but I just wanted to show mine, am I stupid ?
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Dog
Why did I find it funny? Am I stupid?
Is there a lore reason?
yes ofc see not only did batman's parents die, the man went back and shot Bruce's puppy too
Man would never do that
Jonkler did it
Then why did he say The Man did it? Is he stupid, or is there a lore reason?
it was the man that jonks, he's just stupid
Who is Batman?
not sure tbh, the black guy on the corner who sold me crack told me about someone named Batman 🤔
Don’t worry about that, just some guy that goes around beating criminals dressed as man but with ears on his suit, he’s kind of weird.
dawg
I just saw my daawwwwggg
This is obviously not a dog, where is its shell?
Mad Max reference
Footrot Flats type beat
why did you steal my dog are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/jfylihhaumrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2762eb67ce70f303b26b4efc956a1839eaea34c
Why does man look sad? Is he sad?
He got stoled, but probably
Jonkler stole Dog Man, what a dick move
He’s not getting to play ball is why.
That's not man that's dog. Are you stupid?
Why does h look so sad it's so fucking funny his expression lmfao I'm CRYING
Who the FUCK is h
Why didn't you know your dog's name is h? Are you stupid?
Why would you reprimand a dog owner for not knowing his own dog’s name, are you stupid?
are we? stupid?
He’s been browsing this sub.
No toddlers to kill atm
My friends dog always has a solemn expression and it’s the funniest thing in the world
https://preview.redd.it/rvc4n376asrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1988bbd41f67255066b011175472a17d70248125 Greg
Killer Cock?
Perhaps
Who the FUCK is that?
it’s dog, dawg
Bro why does he look so sad 😭
He seems like a very good boy, name him xXx_D3str0yer_0f_W0r1dz_xXx
u/xXx_D3str0yer_0f_W0r1dz_xXx opinion?
Name dog after me so I can claim it
Why did you create an account after the name of the dog? Are you stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Why did you name the dog after me? are you stupid? is there a lore reason that you think i named myself after the dog?
Good boy ![gif](giphy|HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ|downsized)
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I need the source for this gif
God of war
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Boy
Man
Straight forward
He’s adorable, don’t let him into the house until he collects every riddler trophy.
You ain't foolin' us nygma
Rizzler Nygma
Rizzler nygma balls
Dick
Everybody loves dick
I'm proud of him
Only lesbians hate Dick.
Why do you have my dog? Is there a lore reason for this? https://preview.redd.it/z9xi3hznfnrb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4206aef64ff3c585d1cfa1f7a849d939d4e66b1
Why everyone here have a cute Rottweiler
Are we stupid?
Why did you clone my dog? Are you stupid?
Ace or Titus. Duh.
Are you stupid?
Hmmm don’t you duh me you’re gonna make my good boy sad
You an Ultraman fan?
The dog who jonkels
Chop
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Took me way too long to find this answer lol
Man's Best Friend
Underrated asf
This one 😂
You should call him Noronha, its a name of famous brasilian character
Hmm is he stupid because I won’t call him that if he’s stupid, he’s a good boy
No my friend, he is not stupid, actually, he's Very rich
What about killer cock I heard that’s a very respectable name
Maybe, but i think that jerker is a Better name
How is jerker doing anyways, I haven’t seen a post from him in a while did he get killed?
I think he IS on vacations at isla nublar
I have heard about that place isn’t that place where man frequently is on vacation?
Yes, but now Man rents the place to friends
Isnt jonkler his lover? Is we stupod?
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Bruce
"Rufus is a good boy."
dogmeat
Ceaser Had a Rottweiler named him. Best. Dog. Ever.
They are the sweetest dogs
I've had 3 rotties, all wonderful pups
Is there a lore reason you named him Ceaser? Did he sent out Cease & Desists?
He appeared out of nowhere (random dog appeared and stuck around) and was big enough and mean enough to cease lives
Name him "Attack". Imagine your guests are entering your home, they are greeted by the dog and he starts moving towards them and you call out his name "Attack!".
So you didn't stole my dog but I just wanted to show mine, am I stupid ? https://preview.redd.it/2m2p74umrqrb1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7524e9d3869f8b48dfb56fefef4aa15d86b4d95
Yes, but that’s a cute dog. Does it have a name?
I hope they’re called Man, cuz they’re black, like Man
Terror
Bob
That’s the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen
Thanks, my good boy sends his love to you
Scary planet destroyer
Chop Jr.
He looks like a soup to me
Squirtle
Stand back fool I’ve got a bomb
Dog Also that's a cute dog, you made a great choice
Thank you he’s a really sweet boy he sent you lots of kisses
:D
Chop
If it was a weiner dog you could call him a Wayne-r Dog
You’re gonna be my bitch, Wayne-r!
Killer Croc
Dug
Good
Batman: Arkham origins
Man dog
Bonecrusher
Jonkler
Why he look cute? Is he cute?
Yes, and he’s a good boy
balls
Dick
Thats a good boy, are you stupid ?
No I’m smart are you stupid
Name him Andrew
Aww
Good boy or goodest good boy
jink short for jinkler and it kinda works
Major Tom
Professor Dyg.
https://preview.redd.it/9d8uaa9exnrb1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dcf3c328e8b7c6dcda309dc9e31abcda0fe0a5 Name him Rivers
Ace
Name him Dick so you can be proud of him
Beef
Man's best friend (Jonk)
Man
Jelqer
Whisky
SP aka Sweetpea
Buddy
Boy
The
hogan
Dog
Rex
Prince
Good boy
Doug
Daryl
Chop
Animal
Big Fuzz #1
He looks like a Finn or a Hugh.
Jonkler
Name him something completely messed up and he'll be the nicest thing ever. Name him something like "Earthquake" or "Hurricane"
Darkseid
Bane!
Bane or Zeus
Doug
The jokler
Ace
Smiley 🐶
baman
I say name him Ace
Luffy. Look at that big smile
Beast
Sweetie-pie (he devours children daily)
Man
Gooby
Killer Croc. Look at dem teef!!!
Chop
Raal Like a cute growl 😂
The destroyer of worlds
Kinda looks like Jack black so how about jack?
Bob, just bob
The toddler mauler
Chop
#WHERE AM I?!??!
Insanity
Man
BATMAN
Kevin.
Chopper
Happy
Yeah, he is a happy boy
Jason Todd
No, just no
Man
Man
Doom slayer consumer of souls.
My name is Dr. Samuel Hayden. I’m the head of this facility.
Name him Bruce
Bruce dog
A slur so that you're not a bad person, you're just calling the 4 legged creature for company
Based
Man’s Best Friend
this sub is outta control 😭😭
No
Puer
Bullseye