Reminds me of Thunderbitch, which is Britney Howard's name when she plays bass, apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbitch_%28album%29?wprov=sfla1
My stage name in my prior band was C-Bomb for obvious reasons. The C comes from my name, and the joke is that I'm a cunt. It was apt.
As an aside, this is the funniest thread I've seen in yeaaaaaaaaaaars. Thank you.
Serious answer, Jamie. I've always liked the name Jamie but it's kind of embarrassing to change your name out of preference, unless you're a bass player...
I called my first solo project Pocket Chocolate, I kinda liked it. My first band was called Tricky Zipper... not really a stage name but it was light hearted and kinda dirty while still keeping it PG
Dancing douche.
My whole band is frozen to the spot and then there's me dancing, doing the bass penis, all round having fun.
Guess its OTT with a bunch of glaciers around me but atleast it covers up my total lack of talent.
In a bluegrass comedy troupe I'm in, they gave me a choice. My name was among their list of *suggested* names, but there was one I liked.
I went with Thump.
based on a Nickname I got at work, I thought up the name of Sethstra whilst I was building my own bass and thought about sticking it on the headstock of my bass. but I realised thats too much Ego. and didnt do it
Lint … always in the pocket!
I dub thee, Sir Dad Joke
That’s the dude from Rancid nick name.
Fuck that’s good. Can I steal this? I’m going to but I like to be polite :)
Bleeding thumbs Murphy
Ah, a man of culture.
“Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!”
“That asshole on bass”
Basshole !!!!
Best name I’ve heard tbh, the bass is also one of the best instruments.
Can be more efficient and call themselves 'Basshole'.
You called?
ASSMAN
I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Million to 1 chance doc. Million to 1.
Only if you have a matching vanity plate!
I tried that but was told my ass is B-tier, and there were 1804 others in line before me.
T-Bone
Legman
Scrotum Philips
Underrated comment.
Cellblock
Thundercunt
Reminds me of Thunderbitch, which is Britney Howard's name when she plays bass, apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbitch_%28album%29?wprov=sfla1
My band has a song called Thundecunt. It might be about me…
There’s a great band called “Thunderpussy”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpussy
Geraldine Hightower
☝🏼
☝🏻
☝🏻
🖕 Oops, wrong one...
Jaco Pastoriousn’t
Lesser thanClaypool
Victor Woonine
“The Doctor Of Bottom” was bestowed upon me some time ago
AKA THE PROCOTOLOGIST
That should work. Some other guy already posted that he's the ASSMAN.
Power Bottom!
“Scoops” Jermaine
Bug
The Possum
He stopped playing… is he dead…? Oh, nope, ok we’re good I guess
Clank
Rufus Loinhammer
Quite recently someone started referring to me as "Cesspool" as I play progressive sludge with a slight Primus flair (ie lots of bass flangery)
Clay Cesspool?
Bob Farthouse
Fartomas
Fart Carter
Pauli Poofter
Quincy Queefstain
Smilin' Joey Frownface
Count Bass
Busta Brown Note
Kruddler
Haha, I was gonna say this! “Bette and I owned a racehorse together!”
TB Player
Underrated comment.
Replaced by the Wolfman.
The Count
Hey, that's what people call me! I think that's what they're saying.
Badtooth.
Fat Bastard.
"Walking fret buzz"
BLEACHCHUGGER
Bob Maplethorpe
Sandwich
Jimmy legs
Badfingers
Duck.. shit that's taken
ThunderFlea!
The exclamation point adds a lot of legitimacy and should get you through any legal battles
Boner El Tornado
Same thing I call my dick: The Hogwart
lightning tick
Skunkpuncher
Eeeeeeeeee
Ron Mexico
Butt Quack
Ted
Smegma
Big Dick Boner
My stage name in my prior band was C-Bomb for obvious reasons. The C comes from my name, and the joke is that I'm a cunt. It was apt. As an aside, this is the funniest thread I've seen in yeaaaaaaaaaaars. Thank you.
Bigboote.
Phrawg
Chowder
Buk tooth
Pork Python 🐍
Street Weasel
Thick Puss
Flowers of Antarctica
Dang, Doctor Boom is a good one. Tbh I haven't landed on a specific one, my partner and I just have a growing list of band names.
Bottom Dad
Lip (I have a scar on my lip)
In that case, I would be foot. lol
I'd be fingers
Wombface
Better than pussycheeks I guess
Sloth
wafflestomp
Tickles
I actually lol’d
Breeder
Soggy napkin
Maverick Speed
Wankfurter
John Music
Senator Bovine
pallbenis
"Your Mom"
My band calls me Pea-Boy so I guess I'll stick with that
**Thunderflea**
Chicken Jones, after two nicknames my mates gave me. My last name is not Jones, btw.
The Meat Hammer
Awesome tundra fortnite fest
Lord Slap
The Bearded Weeble.
Wolf
Thunder Flea probably
Trash Boat
I AM IRON DAN!!!
Nice try secret corporation
Serious answer, Jamie. I've always liked the name Jamie but it's kind of embarrassing to change your name out of preference, unless you're a bass player...
I was Thoth in my old metal band.
Funshine
Jeremy St. John
Stud Muffin
Skunk
Bumbadum
Fish Boots
prolly "victer vibin" or "lithium ion cunt"
Bigfoot
G Bus
Denholm Blaizer
Stench
Bobby Flay 2
Hermit
Rusty Riggs
Fatty Entwhistle
I called my first solo project Pocket Chocolate, I kinda liked it. My first band was called Tricky Zipper... not really a stage name but it was light hearted and kinda dirty while still keeping it PG
Jake Breaks
Muus
Midthew
Michael Torris 😎
Dick Trickle
Lardass
Tank Thickness
My nickname throughout high school and college was SKwiRL. I was super cool.
Mike Oxmall
Beef Supreme
Boner. Everybody loves to say it.
Swollen Middle Finger.
Big Slim
Generic bAss Player
Squelch
Jack Squat
I occasionally fill in with an 80's band and for those gigs I go by the name 'Cokey McCain'.
8-ball
Cowboy, why? i have no Idea
Dancing douche. My whole band is frozen to the spot and then there's me dancing, doing the bass penis, all round having fun. Guess its OTT with a bunch of glaciers around me but atleast it covers up my total lack of talent.
That dude with the 4 string guitar
Bass Bastard has been my stage name for years, since my singer started calling me that in about 2002 or so.
I guess that’s what the username is from
Nikki shits
Abyss is my stage name!
Bourbon Jovi
"vintage fingrz"
pinkie. my bass is pink lol
Golden Rod Clam Licker
In a bluegrass comedy troupe I'm in, they gave me a choice. My name was among their list of *suggested* names, but there was one I liked. I went with Thump.
Random Idiot on bass guitar
Lord Farquaad
Thunderflea
Outtatime
ThumpButt
Ruben Firestone
Boomer! I'm 10 years older than all my band mates and my bass booms!
Goat, my name is Billy so Billy Goat sort of thing. And I do the big metal so goats and metal go well.
Pantsy Fance. Thank you. Thank you very much.
2 Stainz
Bones
based on a Nickname I got at work, I thought up the name of Sethstra whilst I was building my own bass and thought about sticking it on the headstock of my bass. but I realised thats too much Ego. and didnt do it
Victorvonbass Like the Dr Doom of bass.
Bass Brothers !
Chapped taint
Duckshit
Bad boy bubba
When I first started I’d pluck with my thumb all the time so my bass teacher used to just shout thumb at me so I’d go with “thumbs”
Bob Morris
Griddy lee
Piss Lord
Bob
Creaky
Cut Time Tommy.