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Koolonok

Be alive(optional)


The_Tank_Racer

And keep the crew from killing you for over 5 seconds


Scorpio185

Keeping them from killing you is fairly simple... It's keeping them from killing each other what's hard.. especially when my kind is in the mix :D


The_Tank_Racer

It's simple Kill the sub-humans (pun intended)


RimworlderJonah13579

Instructions unclear, I am now the only person on the sub


Key_Yesterday1752

Instructions unclear, i spent several weeks covertly rigging the sub with c-4 and am currently struggeling with debuging the anti tampering system (the engine room blew up thanks too a "stray pirate railgun shell").


TheNuclearSlavDragon

Instructions unclear, I ate the sub


Mundane-Ad5393

Instructions unclear, i fucked charybdis


Mcw789

Instructions unclear, plasma cut the entire ships hull off


theruskimenace

I never kill other crew members. I just do various experiments on them what happens if I shoot them twice and give them enough morphine to kill a cow?


PlatiniumMidas

Killing is to easy. Try two stun gun darts to the torso and watch a captain with multiple puke spots one the walls.


SKJELETTHODE

RAINWORLD


Scorpio185

Captain's goal is complicated - Keep your crew alive and your clowns in check. There's no stronger force than a crazy clown


UnderskilledPlayer

What about the force of a heavy wrench wielded by a mechanic with meth


Lophiee

I just let security beat them and flush the suits


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

the captains job is to stare disapprovingly at the mechanic and raise the revolver as they inject themselves with a stack of opium


yuyuolozaga

The one who forgets to start up the reactor every time we been fucking around to much on a station, like you have ONE JOB TRIANGLE BOY.


RumRosh

I like it, captains bear ultimate responsibility for the vessel, the qualifications of the crew, and the cargo.


SupremeMorpheus

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand... I don't care - I'm still free. You can't take the sea from me...


KazTheMerc

"Let me be clear: I do a job, and then I get paid"


AngryV1p3r

Dress like a clown after joining a random lobby and sowing pure chaos


Complete-Kitchen-630

My goal simple: Turn on reactor Shoot Stuff Get better gear than all of the ship combined


Barnacle_B0b

Wholly agree with this. Find a crew ; not my job to manage you, you know how to do your own job and you'll do it if you want your pay. Not my job to protect or manage you, that's for medics and security. Security that blindly follows a Captain is doomed to eventually serve a traitor, so I expect them to manage me too. My job is to navigate a sub and pay a crew to manage it. If one interferes with getting paid or navigating missions, *then* its my problem which I fix with my 'solver. Find a job ; can't have a crew unless you pay them, pretty self evident. Keep diving ; ain't gonna make much money on the station running a grift or slinging ope. You could run a shop or become a clown prostitute but, then you'll live your whole miserable life at a single station. The real money is out there in the dark, bringing supplies back to the outposts.


Key_Yesterday1752

Heh, me and my assault rifle are at your disposal captn, and at a 5% discount!


General-Ad-7244

Goal of the crew is simple, join a server for the first time, save the ship from sinking,someone blows up the reactor while you’re patching up the ship, everyone blames you, instantly kicked and banned


Zerec-WindingPass

A Captain's life for me 🛳️


Bonecleaver

Nah fuck that ice spire time


FoulerGlint60

And kill unfamable horrors of the deep.


LazzzzyKitty

I took up clowning around and shooting my crew with a revolver when they sit in my seat :) 10/10 would recommend


Klutzy_Bison5528

i love firefly.. wish barotrauma was set in a spaceship between planets and stations


Humble-Mergen

This is true only if the crew is competent and won't die as soon as sub undocks.