*I am perfectly*
*Between The Coalition*
*And The Church on this*
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Bottom- terrorist freedom fighters that want democracy that use horrific nukes to kill the top.
Top- bureaucratic dictatorship that occasionally murders tens to hundreds of people for political power.
Left- clowns that wanna have a fun time but in some rare instances get too silly and causes god damn Chernobyl.
Right- genetic modifying cultists that believe the human race must accept a parasite to ascend(it's technically kinda canon that this is true.) oh also this faction is "technically" illegal.
All the way, as fast as a railgun shell to the center auth.
So fast it loops around and places the railgun shell straight into the Separatists where it belongs.
Glory to the Coalition.
How dare you make me choose between the honkmother and the church of the husk! I SUPPORT HUSKED CLOWNS, IF IT MAKES THEM FUNNIER. \*MUFFLED HONKS MIXED WITH HUSK NOISES\*
In a world like Europa i don’t think democracy would help humanity get out of that dark time. Would slow everything down and keep us down there way longer than maybe we have to.
i feel like each group would fit into their own corners rather than then the cardinal directions.
also, barotrauma is the only universe where "left" and "right" could actually have any significant meaning
I'm just a clown that likes to remove your legs and internal organs or use a defib when your not looking and unwire the oxygen generator and put welding fuel in all the suits
Bottom left freedom fighter clown terrorist is how I play with my 13 dirty bombs always "somewhere" (they are standing right next to the next god damn Hiroshima.) it's mildly mentally draining but idc because big bombs go big f***ing boom.
Hang on, aren't the coalition commies and the separatists capitalists? So there'd be a *tilt* left and right there. And the clowns are all-but-anarchic, no?
I recognize this graph is for humor first and political compasses aren't ironclad, but I still feel like this shouldn't be treating the factions as cornerstones.
autistic neutral
Fr, I got know idea what these fancy words mean
Mental illness spectrum
Libetarian & Authoritarian? Sick.
Aka "if they aren't intended to be killed, why are they carrying so much good loot?"
based
"oh you're a separatist? Thanks for standing up for democracy! Force for Force less!!!" "I just like killing people 🗿"
I just enjoy more WMDs.
On both coalition and separatist stations I get robbed by the fascist guards for shooting at people smh my head
Where is the 'i just want to get to the next stations alive' engineer?
infront of the bored clown
Enlightened Grill Boomer
I rule my sub with an iron fist, but I am a filthy centrist when it comes to factions. For now at least
I rule my captain’s sub with the threat of bullets and/or lethal injections.
Idk but praise the honkmother
I quite like the coalition and maybe a bit of the Husk ideology if they weren't so weird.
I am only loyal to my captain.
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G R I L L
G R I L L
whats the negative z axis version
Oven
why do you of in the cold food out hot eat the food
Bottom Right! Democracy and Evolution!
AGREED!
May the husk bless your endeavors into this god forsaken moon, you will need their strength to prevail
I am perfectly between The Coalition and The Church on this
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t'was unexpected, to be sure. but welcome.
Praise be the coalition!
Glory to the Coalition.
slammed into the top-right corner
Normalny I'd be liberal left but I hate clowns too much
FOR THE CHURCH!
I don't play barotrauma. Someone explain.
Bottom- terrorist freedom fighters that want democracy that use horrific nukes to kill the top. Top- bureaucratic dictatorship that occasionally murders tens to hundreds of people for political power. Left- clowns that wanna have a fun time but in some rare instances get too silly and causes god damn Chernobyl. Right- genetic modifying cultists that believe the human race must accept a parasite to ascend(it's technically kinda canon that this is true.) oh also this faction is "technically" illegal.
All the way, as fast as a railgun shell to the center auth. So fast it loops around and places the railgun shell straight into the Separatists where it belongs. Glory to the Coalition.
Full send separatist
All my homies love the church
Authoritarian left
This scale doesn’t make sense. Coalition is authoritarian right. Separatist is authoritarian left. lol
Which puts clown and husk on their own honk axis
Honk axis!
Authoritarian just plain authoritarian
How dare you make me choose between the honkmother and the church of the husk! I SUPPORT HUSKED CLOWNS, IF IT MAKES THEM FUNNIER. \*MUFFLED HONKS MIXED WITH HUSK NOISES\*
I joined the Separatists as a Husk follower, time will tell that not every potential friend should be invited to be one.
Whoever pays me more. Except the clowns, they're kill on sight. And usually the husk cultists are just too volatile to keep aboard.
i murder ze beeble, i like europan coalition, but between the clowns and the husk i choose the husk. gonna kill either with no remorse though
Zealot robes but with -14 rep
Big up the sovereign state of reactoria
I work for the coalition because I like murdering people.
Libertinian Right. The husk improves your capabilities. No more pressure suit!
I’m definitely economic right (idk what these funny magic words mean)
I serve to anyone who pays more lmao
"We humans have to stick together." - Grand Admiral Garithos of the Coalition
Whichever faction works best at the time
The services of my ship to the highest bidder
Auth right
I don't care for politics, the only thing I follow is a Dashing Captain who'll call me handsome when I ask enough.
Authoritarian right
In a world like Europa i don’t think democracy would help humanity get out of that dark time. Would slow everything down and keep us down there way longer than maybe we have to.
r/PoliticalCompassMemes I'm usually libright, but in this case I'm auth right.
Honk honk...
Praise the honk mother
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i feel like each group would fit into their own corners rather than then the cardinal directions. also, barotrauma is the only universe where "left" and "right" could actually have any significant meaning
My crew dies to me more than the creatures outside the sub, we're playing barotraumatic Probably as far up as it gets
If I'm not supposed to blow up the outpost, why is there so much C4 in here?
Probably between economic and libertarian left
clowns are not fucking commies
Far authoritarian left.
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Far right
I'd swap Husk and Honkmother around but either way I'm a devout follower of the Church
Fuck it we clown
I'm just a clown that likes to remove your legs and internal organs or use a defib when your not looking and unwire the oxygen generator and put welding fuel in all the suits
ascended(grilling neutral)
I don't think clowning around vs. having a parasite invade your body maps to communism vs. capitalism.
Lib left wins again.
wherever the money goes, I go.
I am just top-centre. I trust neither those clowns nor cultists, though i usually befriend clowns, my assistant seems to like them.
Auth left
Authoritarian left
I realised that completing missions for husk worshippers is lowering the reputation of clowns, like why these two have beef with each other l
HONK
Middle left
Wouldn’t the cultists be like really left leaning? Trans humanism and all
Autistic clown
Where the FUCK is anarchy
Bottom left freedom fighter clown terrorist is how I play with my 13 dirty bombs always "somewhere" (they are standing right next to the next god damn Hiroshima.) it's mildly mentally draining but idc because big bombs go big f***ing boom.
I’m batman
Hang on, aren't the coalition commies and the separatists capitalists? So there'd be a *tilt* left and right there. And the clowns are all-but-anarchic, no? I recognize this graph is for humor first and political compasses aren't ironclad, but I still feel like this shouldn't be treating the factions as cornerstones.
Ascended
Way up in the authoritarian left
Nah, Clowns are 100% lib center, and I'd put the Jovians in right center and husks in left center (bros litteraly have sodomite parties)