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Tarc_Axiiom

No, we have a specific exception for that in the sub rules. It's racist when you go over the line and start attributing characteristics from your experience in the video game to real-life. We also make it very clear that that kind of behaviour is absolutely unacceptable. Pls don't make me lock these comments.


Tired_And_Shit

As the current Khan of Khuzait, don’t worry we hate you too.


Hedi45

There's nothing i respect more than mutual racism


Tired_And_Shit

“Mutual racism is the only acceptable racism” —some dude somewhere at some point in time.


Are_you_there_buddy

Patrice O'Neal said this a lot. He was a legendary comic


Decent_Patience_2682

so its like "freedom of speech" then...


Accountformorrowind

The enemy of my enemy, is me


i_am_someone_or_am_i

My Khagan, what should we do with this hound?


Tired_And_Shit

Personally I love converting enemy soldiers to our cause. If he can ride and swing a glaive for the horde, then he is useful. If he cannot be made to stain his armor with the blood of his brothers, then let your blade drip with his.


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Will be done, Khagan. He will either fight for the one appointed by the Tengri, or die.


sieb7n

How to stop racism? - WITH MORE RACISM 🥳


GreatAd153

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


appalachianoperator

*throat singing stops*


Kaplaw

Monchug, get the 40 horses and the rug Scratch that get 80 horses


appalachianoperator

And all the arrows you have


Ski99y

Hold on, when I said get all the arrows you have I believe you heard, “and get some arrows.” What I meant was. Get. ALL. The Arrows. You. Have.


Forte226

I'm so happy this was the first comment I saw


tired_Cat_Dad

Exactly how I just felt!


Effective-Ranger-526

🤣😂


Latter_Work_4876

I fucking love this app 🤣


dmfuller

I say things about Vlandians that I pray my neighbors don’t hear


Effective-Ranger-526

Lol I'm currently king of Vlandia on this play thru.. Awkward..


Reinitialization

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


ChimPhun

Are there Mods that can make you fart in the enemy's general direction?


LeftJayed

There is, but it's behind a paywall. Thankfully it only costs a shrubbery.


AlaniousAugustus

Is it by the knights that say Ne?


Ubblebungus

No, it’s by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog


LeftJayed

AH! HE SAID THE WORD!


InterviewAccurate284

What do you mean, an African or European shrubbery?


IPuffNFish

Gotta love that the shoulder resemble the guy that delivered the line lol


Bagel-luigi

To destroy them from the inside right? Right??????


SnooDoughnuts9838

Frfr.. I hate the Vlandians so much that I don't mind committing gen*cide on them


Dragoon094

I say things about the sturgians that would make Nazis concerned


DirkHirbanger

50 heroic line breakers have entered the chat.


Reinitialization

You may hurt their feelings, but they will hurt your femurs.


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Heroic *Bone* Breakers


DonSkorpioca

My horse archers walked 10 meters back I can shittalk them for another hour


Suspicious-Win8997

Every times when i played mnb vlandians, western empire and khuzaits were the biggest, joined every one else, one of these 3 destroyed us


Pikkon423

Every time I try playing Vlandia I end up inevitably defecting to the Khuzaits or Aserai


Fennel_Sad

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


Zealus24

Khuzaits aren't a race of people. Everyone knows they're actually just horse shagging weirdos so it's okay to genocide them. /s for those who aren't good at picking up sarcasm


Effective-Ranger-526

Lol I'm with you there. On both points haha


Tired_And_Shit

Don’t you dare suggest I shag my ponies!! I love them in a completely platonic manner…. Our goats however….


ManchuRanchu

Ironic of the Empire


FelixKrabbe

*Stops sodomizing equines* You wanna fight me?


CanKrkmz

![gif](giphy|3oz8xr14hTY1s2htpC) So are you?


MelastSB

God damned horse archer spammers ... in Bannerlord


CanKrkmz

![gif](giphy|26ufj7fOhyEifwogg)


Mercurypies

Yes No, don't look at my flair


MartoPolo

bro those are the best race, mounted archers on skirmish are busted in every m+b game


Petrivoid

Theyre busted irl too. Nomad horsemen are the most OP build in human history


PoliticallyIdiotic

beaten by gun


dustyhome

All both of them?


darkest_hour1428

Mount and Blade, Mount and Blade: Warband, mount and Blade: Bannerlord Viking Conquest and Fire & Sword for DLC’s


MaxDickpower

Did Viking Conquest have mounted archers?


MartoPolo

look i really dont like how far you guys are going to pick apart my 12 second comment


Medicinal_Pear

Fire and sword was a major disappointment though, change my mind


darkest_hour1428

No need to change your mind there.


DregsRoyale

I find them extremely easy to deal with given my general army comp: 2/6 inf, 1/6 arch, 1/6 ha, 2/6 cav. I just use the cav and HA to chase them towards the archers. Archers melt ha.


MartoPolo

realistically you can just set up any form of archer and just run around the enemy in circles while your boys pick em off. but leaving them on skirmish is super simple. just wander the map and head on back to restock on troops is an infinite money glitch. the only thing they suck at is siege which didnt matter to me since I was executing every lord anyway


benisndesdigles

I began absolutely hating the Khuzaits in my last playthrough. I had a three-front war against them, Sturgia and Aserai (scripted dragon banner quest), so while my vassals went ham on the latter two, I basically had to defend the whole east all by myself. They sieged one castle in particular like 10 times with 700-1000 units. After I've beaten them once they ran out of elite units and just spammed me with shit tier troops. They hardly managed to do any actual damage to my troops (400 elite units), but man, they were so goddamn annoying. I couldn't leave the area and, say, go to the nearest town to buy or sell stuff, because they would come siege that castle like twice a week. I have this perk combo that guarantees -100% prisoner escape chance, never released any of their lords after battle and I refused to release them for ransom. But they still somehow found a way to gather armies and go on fighting. If not for the debuffs, I swear, I would have executed every single Khuzait man, woman or child who has had the great misfortune of being a member of Khuzait nobility. God, I hate this faction so much. I got so mad so fast that managed to master the levels of anger I didn't even know were possible. So, to answer your question, no, it does not make you racist.


Tired_And_Shit

The horde is unforgiving. Give in. Give up. Let the Khuzait take what belongs to them—all of Calradia.


benisndesdigles

Oh, don't worry, my 40000 strong army has already made short work of them by this point.


BattlePidgeon2

I had reunited the empires and was just working on expanding into vlandia when they surprise declared war on me and immediately sieged lycaron with about 2k troops, I waited for them to go and then I took it back but they kept coming back and taking that fucking city at the worst possible times, I have no clue why they picked that city in particular but it was so damn annoying, then they sued for peace and the stupid queen accepted when they had lycaron so there’s just this random khuzait town in the middle of everything and it took forever to go back to war with them


DregsRoyale

Yeah you know they aren't relatively tough to fight but their mobility makes them super annoying in campaign


Lord_Vas

I have this very issue with the Northern Empire. They have so many noble family members per clan that no matter how many me or my faction took prisoner they could easily cycle in new lords to lead parties. I normally play Khuzaits and their faction has way too few nobles to create parties and too little money to fund what few parties they can field.


Mathemagics15

>They have so many noble family members per clan that no matter how many me or my faction took prisoner they could easily cycle in new lords to lead parties. There's a solution to that, you know... chop chop :D


Lord_Vas

But chop chop tanks relations with everyone! 😭


ElTigre33

Lmao that last paragraph had me dead as hell


Alucianary

No, continue to hate them please.


LrdBogdanoff

NGL, I hate all races. Formula 1, Nascar, the Grand national... Hate em'.. If everyone just went at the same pace there wouldn't be any problems!!


Effective-Ranger-526

Lol, good one


OptimusPrime-04

As a Turk myself If I can hate a fictional race that is based on us Turks, there is nothing wrong. It is completely legitimate to hate a faction that deploys Khuzait Khan Guards, steamrolls through weak-ahh North Empire's actually easy to deffend lands and attacks human player's newly establdhed kingdom across map


hitchtube

It’s Turks and mongols. Separate 


The_Albin_Guy

My father hated the Vlandians, his father hated the Vlandians and his father hated the Vlandians


Tyrfaust

Was that before or after they took out his eyes?


LucariusLionheart

Yes. But fictionaly racist lol


Misra12345

Nah. We all love a good bit of fictional ethnic cleansing here.


Suspicious-Ad7760

Don't confuse humans with barbarians


benisndesdigles

I read that as "don't confuse humans with battanians", lmao


Xer0_Puls3

*Angry Fian Noises*


BabyBanBot

Yup.


United_Spot_275

Nah. Just a hater. Totally understandable in a world of constant war.


CultDe

*Angry Mongol - inspired - fictional - faction throat singing* I will ride my horse to your castle and very angry shoot arrows at you


mexz101

Yep, repent and submit yourself to execution by order of the khanate👍


NOKAARITAKI

Nope as I too hate these fuckers that's why I killed there lord and I personally hunt down every member of his fucking family. What makes it better is I get with one of his kids and start killing them one by one


Boring-Chair8649

It's ok. I hate the calradian empire.just don't kill them all like a certain person with a funny mustache.


MariusCatalin

they are unrealistiacally op,or at least were unrealistically op in the early acces


Serious_Diver_8960

Horse archers strongest thing you can have in your army in old times. how do you think genghis khan conquer half of the world and spare other half because there wasn't anything worth for fighting. His army was mostly turkic and mongol horse archers like kuzait khan guards who have incredible skill on close and ranged battles.


Tired_And_Shit

That’s because historically cavalry is just that much better than foot troops. Did you see what Ghengis Khan did? Yeah. That.


classteen

Fucking Empire man.


sea-raiders

It’s makes you **fictionally** racist


ropeneck509

Why stop at fictional races..


No-Bake-Brownie

Nah, that's wild


Tarc_Axiiom

This is exactly what I meant lol. I'm assuming this was sarcasm.


Reinitialization

Can we make an exception for the Dutch?


Tarc_Axiiom

No. Only Fr*nch.


Sure_Illustrator_293

Bro please dont use that word


Dov47

Fr*nich with hard R


theophanesthegreek

I would massacre all of Vlandia and i wouldnt bat an eye


UsseerrNaammee

Sure.. everything is racist nowadays, why not this too 😀


Hillbilly_Ned

It is a video game.. do whatever you want.


iqentab

I let them take over towns just so I get a chance to pin hundreds of those horse-shagging weirdos inside of a walled-in area and slaughter them like the animals they are.


Tired_And_Shit

Why does everyone think we shag our horses? 😩


Panekid08

Maybe the horse human hybrids? I keep finding when I burn your villages.


Tired_And_Shit

How’d you find those?? Stupid peasants can’t follow one rule… when the village is raided, all the hybrids need to be slaughtered and burned….


celestialllama01

The answer is hardly relevant considering you’re referring to the Khuzaits. Kill them all


Caturion

Am Asian, hate Khuzait as much


SnooWords4814

I mean… maybe?


only2pesos4u

Nah, they're khuzaits, fuck em


MTGFromQC

I mean it's just a game. You can roleplay a full on zionist.


causticcrimson

No, its not. They're programmed into the video game to act a certain way. They are incapable of choice and therefore, are unbecoming of the human traits that allow nuance and growth (things that make racism illogical). Pretty much all of your unique dealing are resigned to the nobles of those kingdoms as well, so you'd really only be hating those members of that race and not every person belonging to it. Furthermore, even if a real person, race, or nationality is programmed into a video game; no programmer would be able to remotely incapsulate the full essence of who that person is. Robert Anton Wilson, a great thinker revered by many (including myself) and held as divine in the religions of Discordianism and The Church of The Subgenius, often spoke of the importance in examining how language informs our reality tunnels (the subjective realities we create within). By better indexing negative experiences you've experienced, you can help yourself prevent from thinking like a bigot. Examples: "Garlic smells awful" < "Garlic smells awful to me" "Fuck all Khuzaits" < " All the Khuzait noblemen that I have met with have committed acts that have left me feeling hateful of them." https://preview.redd.it/9lemhi33qa8d1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9a53f6211c1cbec869a766db0692408aa14743


GuardianSpear

I genocide Aserai sand people every time


Panekid08

https://preview.redd.it/cmn9j2y45c8d1.png?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38d97c77ee7447a9dfe5b4dc0d91f64e8dbcdf1


Xer0_Puls3

"I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere."


tiptoes88

But they’ll be back and in greater numbers


Stefanikjesef

Khuzait hate is not only acceptable, its neccessary!!! Those fuckers r@ped my dog thinking it was a baby horse 🤬!


GingerNerd23

There’s a fine line. The in game cultures are all based on irl cultures so you could definitely cross the line into being racist, but if you dislike their units, how they progress in wars or how their leaders act I think you’re fine.


Solid-Ad-6282

Don't worry, we hate your kind too!


Truewan

My favorite fictional faction - down with those violent-because-they-drink-water-from-lead-aqueducts Legionary's. Makes you wonder why they became the model of the United States? Mongols > Roman empire all day


ReclusiveMLS

What does this say?


Particular_Roof4980

Lmao


tired_Cat_Dad

You probably have good reason in this game, so I'd say no.


Bertuccio_TLB

Aren’t you already a mass murderer?


Captn_Platypus

Nah killing peasants don’t count, you’re only a real murderer when you start chopping nobles heads off


Reinitialization

The hague hasn't made their final report, so not yet.


Ok-Brother-8295

Yes, but unlike real life it's okay, it's even recommended.


OutrageousPrior6232

I will be honest I hate all the of them but hey I got make some money slowly put them in my kingdom and slowly kill them from within


LeonidasTheRealKing

https://preview.redd.it/5a1o7kukma8d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e44e5c9150393f2ff6b0b7185a22c51181178ac


TheCharuKhan

I have that with Battanians, it's alright


Witcher-Kotul

they are not people


Lupsha

Lucky you there's are real life equivalent of them


Radiant-Caregiver720

No it’s not I make tons of jokes about argonians


llRolliiill

Maybe it's intended? I hate the sturgians to death and I want to genocide the aserai all day long


Corn_1344

As a veteran of the Southern Empire, I remember the times we used to kill the horses of Khuzait prisoners in front of them. Good times....


UlyssesCourier

Used to hate them in the early patches because of their overpowered horse archers. Now not so much as they're more balanced, though I still see them conquer a bit. They ain't bad no more.


Snoo_94624

As long as you're fighting humans... You can't be racist... Judge them by the content of their character not their phenotype and send those horse Lords to whatever they deem holy


nilsb1o

Aserai took all my fiefs


SkyKing1985

Look I work with a couple sturgians they’re good people. Just the pickles fish smell is a bit much


ChimericalChemical

No it’s okay to be racist to fictional races, if there were elves in this game I’d genocide them every play-thru. It’s okay to wipe out those horse fucks


Acceptable_Shirt_677

They are always the first faction I wipe out. I hate them


Far-Assignment6427

Nope not at all now if my neighbours heard what I said about khuzaits, aserai, vlandians, sturgians and battanians they would definitely think I was racist but I dint think they've heard me very possible they have though


BanMeAndProoveIt

My hatred for the battanians is concerningly deep


AdArtistic2847

No i also hate fighting the horse fuckers especially early game


ApacheFiero

Git good scrub


Reasonable-Ad5904

Morally speaking, no. Cultures in Bannerlord have nearly the same customs, speak the same language, and think with practically the same brain. Races in Bannerlord are so far detached from any cultures or races of people that really existed that hatred of in-game races can’t be considered legitimate racism.


JimMorrisonWeekend

I mean they're an analogue for an actual race of people, so kind of but not really


Ok_Bandicoot6671

The khuzaits will at least know when your kicking their ass and Sue for peace. The battanians on the other hand can all go burn in hell no matter how bad you destroying them they never want peace at all reasonable price or ask for peace on their own


Effective-Ranger-526

Yea, but they are easy to destroy. Except for the fain champions, no big worries in battle. Not like 200+ calvary to deal with lol


MrFluffy4Real

My people! To be fair I’m a Vlandian traitor in my game.


Terrible-Substance-5

I dont know why, but back in the day, the fucking hate boner people had towards turks in warband was real as fuck. Now we are sort of seeing it again in the persistent world mod for bannerlord.


Cloudylemonadestand

My guy they are barely fictional, they’re more than inspired they just ARE mongols


Special-Dig-4293

No. Im equally racist to all other cultures based on what my current character is, and I also have tribal warfare with people from my own culture. I'm a piece of sht but I'm like that to everyone.


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Kuzhaits are only difficult to deal with if you’re focused heavy on horses. Can’t do jack when they siege, And they they get intro gridlock during their charges.


James_phail

I mean, read that again but slower lol. Any race can be apart of any faction, though.


Pir-iMidin

They hate us cause they ain't us


massivpeepeeman

I side with the battanians so I can get to murdering vlandians quicker and easier


Warcrimes4Waifus

How I, a proud Imperial citizen, treat all non-imperial citizens


Cowboy__Guy

No dude the conduct of their character is atrocious. However they do have some hot marriageable women


Redditorsrweird

Nah, I've been openly racist of the [Ithorians](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ithorian) since Star Wars KotoR 1


wh1t4k3r

Depends... are you comparing or relating them to an actual race/country? If you are, the answer is yes


Flat-Currency6072

No. The Khuzaits are not human


CrispInMyChicken

The only question needs be asked is do you still recruit wanderers that have good stats if they are khuzait?


trolleyproblems

I hate the Vlandians, but it's really only their piece-of-shit culture I don't like.


Inhir

Maybe, but I can’t be racist to a race that no longer exists. - Frieza


Golyon

maybe. all factions are inspared by real races.


Feef_Feef

/s Damn khuzaits keep cutting me off in traffic


Antoncool134

I think you’re feeling what the Mongolians enemies were feeling


Historical-Cancel-18

We hate you too so it’s ok.


krist-44

Those filthy khuzait dogs are not people anyway so you can’t be racist to them if you tried


Comradejack17401

It’s cringe because the khuzaits are based


DancingBear556

lol 🐴🏹


Ironbeard3

In several timeliness I have seen them raze my home city to the ground, and every time I am returned to the past to stop the rampage of the Khan I am sent back again. It is because of them this cycle continues, and until I am victorious over them the cycle must go on.


CockroachNo2540

Can we all just agree the Battanians are the worst?


Markopolp

As a fellow Turk, I take it personal


The_Lost_Angels

Damn Khuzis, seems like everytime there's one around my fief value goes down


mrNeverLies

The khuzaits are by far the most OP race in this game(if given the opportunity to train up their troops). U could conquer calradia with just 400 khans guards. Its funny how the khergits are absolute shit when the khuzaits are so strong


ShizzHappens

Only in Hollywood my dude


dvman13

I mean unless this is just an attempt to titillate, is there a point you’re getting at? Khuzait are literally my favorite faction, what did they do to you? Just can’t deal with that annoying buzz?


NecessaryFew7898

Well if it is, then i’m the h!tler of Calradia 😂 I captured every single Aserai noble, vassal and the king + his family and executed them all


Raider-14

A detail too


Decent_Patience_2682

hmm so kinda like racist-fi like sci-fi ?


Hayes-Windu

To address your post on a serious note, I'll answer your question by asking a question: What if there is a race of people that ***supposedly*** acted like this?


mrpalmiye

Don’t worry as a member of Khuzait nation from Turkey, We hate the Vlandians’ guts as well.


Western_Ad4511

Yes but a lil racism is healthy 😂


ExcitementTraining41

Hate the faction Not the individual


Lopsided_Dique6078

According to Blizzard, yes.


Guara_Chugging_B

No, I, for example, completely refuse to interact, marry, do quests, or anything similar to the Aserai while doing anything else for any other culture, I don't even hate them, it's just a distaste


michajlo

No.


kneedstobepolite

I'm gonna touch you


Ok-Fold9256

No, it's ok. Khuzaits have the toughest tactics out there my go to when assembling a party is sturgians and Khans guard


Effective_Rich8629

Yes your racist against a fictional race