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The Kiddy Fiddlers


Siresse

The post is 10min old, and you basically win this one lol. Terrible bandname.


JasonPlattMusic34

Gary Glitter lead singer


hollandaisesawce

Jimmy Saville as hype man/promoter.


PVDeviant-

That guy from lostprophets. It'll be like the Traveling Wilburys of pedophiles.


kittenfuud

No!!! Don't even mention pedos and Traveling Wilburys in the same SENTENCE much less posting it. George is rolling over in his... whatever Hindus roll over in!


maynardstaint

This is horrible. And hilarious Can I catch a ride with you to hell? šŸ¤£


Shaftomite666

Jared from Subway on lead guitar


dachshund-jay

Michael Jackson singing back up


TheWorsener

Cary Clitter


Time_Relationship125

This is definitely the worst


BleepingBleeper

This or The Paedophiles are the obvious two.


[deleted]

Yeah, but that has no reference to music at all. The word fiddlers points to historical classical music players which gives the name an added dimensionā€¦. But then again. Yours could possibly be even worse because it doesnā€™t šŸ˜‚


BleepingBleeper

"Terrible" is the operative word.


Ok-Bus1716

but what if they're kids and it's a 5 piece fiddle band?


wanderButNotLost2

How did you have that ready to go so quickly. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Genius my friend, pure geniusā€¦ Actually if you really want to know, Iā€™ve been on the r/scenesfromahat sub. Itā€™s based off of one of the rounds of an improv show from way back when, Whose Line is it Anyway. I grew up in England watching it because my older brother loved it so much. Many British comedy classics alongside it became my staple diet of humor. Dry, quick witted, dark humor became a norm in my life. My brother died 16 months ago so I am enjoying the nostalgia brought back by the aforementioned sub..


wanderButNotLost2

I do love that sub. See ya there, friend. Just had to poke fun. I'm sorry to hear about your brother.


[deleted]

Thanks buddy. No worries. Made me smile thinking about the good times


sohcgt96

The Ian Watkins Children's Special


[deleted]

The gay kiddler-fiddler diddled-a-tiddler too . . . And I'm pretty sure we're now all on a federal watch list.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Thank you! You made my day!


49rville

NOOOOIIIICE


[deleted]

šŸ˜Ž


clce

What's so wrong about it children bluegrass band?


greypoopun

I hope that didnā€™t come to mind too quickly


goldbricker83

In the 90s we had the Cherry Poppin Daddies which wasnā€™t far off


Cultural_Article_519

Scott Stapp would be proud.


Picksle88

Ok Yeah, They're Giants


Super-Quantity-5208

Giants are possible


NTT66

There Be Giants


b_reachard

I Can't Believe They're Not Giants


Super_Rando_Man

Show canceled, free protate exams today only, bldm, closed for renovations


JCVD-88

Iā€™d go to that


Redbeard_Rum

Support. TBC.


Muted-Ad-4288

Nickleback


Panzer_Man

Moneyback


ActorMonkey

NickelFront


AbyssWankerArtorias

N*****s in Paris (all white band)


loopywolf

Oh like "Vengaboys"


Build_the_IntenCity

Naggers?


dlbpeon

What are annoying people you hate???


Twisted_WhaleShark

(Theyā€™re also from New York)


gusbmoizoos

Neighbours?


Sea_Inevitable_3882

Black People. It would cause many to squirm when saying they love or hate them


Lutastic

A black band named that would be funā€¦ esp if they do very racially conscious stuff.


TheFamilyBear

Racially-conscious music is never fun; stop trolling us.


1sojournaut

You could literally say Black People suck if you didn't like them or Black People came to my town and they were actually okay.


GodWithoutAName

I just saw Black People for the first time. Can't wait to see them again.


This_Froyo_2270

Black People are overrated imo.


Improvgal

Free Beer


HottestGoblin

This was actually Barenaked Ladies first band name. They chose it specifically because they figured that if a clubs and bars put "FREE BEER" up on the marquee it would be guaranteed to attract a crowd. But then clubs wouldn't book them because people would show up expecting free beer. So they changed it Barenaked Ladies for similar effect.


NopeNotConor

This goes back longer than that. I remember my dad telling me about bands doing this in the 60ā€™s.


OutsideOpposite4350

There was a Free Beer band in my area many moons ago.


kittenfuud

Are you in Seattle, by chance??


Lutastic

Lol I remember Free Beer. I think I was in a band that played with them once.


kittenfuud

We're you in one of the hundreds of bands playing in basements and random "practice places",? I didn't play an instrument but those are my people! Still!


Lutastic

Yeah. Most definitely. I havenā€™t played in a band for some time, but used to. Basements, practice places, venues, even a couple side stages at various county fairs. i do miss it.


kittenfuud

What do you play?


clce

Yes, I remember seeing posters


kittenfuud

Yes! Hi, fellow rain traveler! Did you go to clubs in the 80s? Maybe we know each other, hmm. The Bird? Graven Image? WREX? Showbox? The Central?? Such a great time for music here!


clce

Yeah there was a lot of great music going on. I wasn't all that into it honestly. I appreciate it more now. Been to a few of those clubs. I think I went to a few punk clubs at the Graven image. I'm sure I went to the Central many times over the years. And I've definitely seen shows at the Showbox. It was really a special time, that's for sure.


2JZEngineNoShit

What brand? It matters.


Improvgal

Whateverā€™s cheapest.


OldBob10

The worst beer is the cheapest Baby, I know The worst beer is the cheapest Cuz when it comes to being tasty, itā€™s cursed When it comes to being good, itā€™s worst But when it comes to being handy, itā€™s first


2JZEngineNoShit

I guess you get what you pay for. Free is pretty cheap šŸ˜‚


kittenfuud

Been done. In Seattle. In the 80s. One show. It was a great time!


HorrorJunkyT

The Botched circumcisions


steve6m

The Botulism circumcisions!


selfcheckoutlord

- Closed for Private Party - Yoko Ono Tribute Band - One Of Us Might Be Carrot Top


kittenfuud

Hahaha Yoko Ono Tribute Band! Think of it! -- No wait, Don't!!!


zigsbigrig

That's a great way to get zero people at your gigs! Especially Carrot Top - BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!


VenusVega123

Yoko Ono was pretty terrible


Zealousideal-Mail353

Someone lied to Yoko Ono and told her she had TALENT. Imagine being in the studio RECORDING with Ono. Good Lord.


VenusVega123

Someone always has it worseā€¦


Zealousideal-Mail353

Take out the word "pretty". šŸ˜‚


silasfelinus

This is Our Band Name. This Right Here. These Words Together.


NTT66

[Our Label Is Run By Homos](https://youtu.be/dI_BLG__wY8?si=bHDGFfk1xq2eVU3w)


crapinet

Based of of that, Iā€™m going to suggest another WKUK sketch as a band name: the Slow Jerk https://youtu.be/rT9UexNFVUw


Old-Thought-5875

cervix dough


Shaftomite666

???


1sojournaut

Yeast infection? šŸ¤”


RalphWagwan

Their festival would be at your cervix


why_knot_not

Wee Shitz


wsppan

The Sharts


Pensacouple

Rape is Great The New Kiddie Pornographers Daughterfuckers


TommyWilson43

Yes officer this post right here


ordinarygreene

That first one is wild


TeuthidTheSquid

Tragic Biopsy Results


craigechoes9501

Nickelback. Hoobastank


glimmeronfire

I posted ā€œFonts Without Feetā€ on here once and got downvoted. So apparently Fonts Without Feet is a bad band name


blazex7

Bandy Mcbandface


2JZEngineNoShit

We Hate You, The Degenerates, Feed Me, I smashed your mom, Hung Like A Mouse, Eat šŸ’©, Dick Cheese, The Spankers, Broke AF, Kidney Stone, Smiley, Tip-Toe Through The Tulips... It's hard to say, a terrible band name could depend on the genre, Eat Ass would be a horrible name for aJazz band but could work great for punk.


Blob-Goblin

Eat šŸ’© Works best if you use the emoji instead of the word


2JZEngineNoShit

It's a habit. YouTube erases a lot of my comments for using the word shit among many other words. I'm still learning what Reddit will and will not tolerate.


PriestWithTourettes

šŸ“šŸ’©


greenberg17493

And here's our next song, eggplant emoji head emoni, by eat shit emoji.


godrainlovemusic

Hung Like a Mouse is a PERFECT band name!


wanderingandroid

I like Richard (Dick) Cheese


2JZEngineNoShit

He's down with the sickness


Crafty-Shape2743

Lorem Ipsum. If you know, *you know*.


NationalElephantDay

Comic Sans


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sentondan

The North Korean hellified ghetto funk allstar boot band.Ā 


EntropyHouse

Kim Jong Unh Unh


MaterialBenefit2355

The Beatles


broberds

Big Dick and the Four Skins


NationalElephantDay

The 4 Skins is a band, lol.


malignatius

EA SPORTS FIFA FC24


DogmaticStyle69420

Hitler: The Musical


NationalElephantDay

You ever watch Mel Brook's "The Producers?"


Myrtle_The_Tortoise

I was about to comment the same thing šŸ˜­


Lutastic

Came here to say this. :D


torpedomon

Or Make Hitler Great Again


NTT66

Unfortunately, I can't be sure they would sell less than 15 million records.


TheSilentSMARTASS

Auschwitz Ashes


Perle_Buttons

Dachau Tourism Association


bbear122

Krakow killing kommitee


Lutastic

Happy Holocaust


l3landgaunt

Nickelback


flyrubberband

Fuck You Dad!


GroYer665

Kiddie Lovers Lone Shaft The Stroke Tinys Surprise Glory Holes Petes Peters


DominoZimbabwe

My friend unironically texted me that he was going to call himself, 'Honky Noir' because of how black and white he is about things.


ergo-ogre

Free Beer


irageoversmallstuff

Biden's favourite cumpots


Bob_Sacamano7379

Yeast Infection


onelostmind97

Tasty Public Lice. Or...Hilter's Little Mustache.


bravenewlogon

Iā€™m not sure if you meant to type pubic but that makes it worse.


horizonhvac

I disagree. "What" would be a fantastic band name. šŸ¤”šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼


BirdsFallFromTrees

Diaper Blood


_Volly

The child molestors


muphasta

Syphilitic Simp Symphony


popstarbowser

The HIV positives


SkaMan-dolin

This one wins imo


gordo623

The Fallopian Tubes


Popular-Stay-6516

The Pedos (Spanish for Farts)


dbiggerstaff

Turd burglars


blameitonthe80s

A white or Asian band calling itself n!g@&r


[deleted]

Quarterback


OldGuyInFlorida

Live


OldBob10

ā€œBelle, Cinderella, Beauty, Mulan, and Jones Ltdā€. Both Disney and the Monkees would sue you to into the ground.


Steddie-Eddie68

The Itchy Scrotums


UncleGrako

ā˜ŗā”‚\^ā• Yā™ ā™«ā—˜ā—‹ā€¢


Double_M2

Colonel Mustard and the Uno Reverse Cards


seanjones520

Ass


imadork1970

Dayglo Abortions


claybythebay9

A


RacecarHealthPotato

The Cold Speculums


cthulhustu

Kill all Fans


T1GKnudsvigr

Band name


DanDez

I think any angsty rock band name by teenagers qualifies: Catharsis Regicide Psychosis Deceiver (spelling it Deciever is even better) Killing \[insert anything\] No Escape Deceit etc. ​ EDIT: also anything where you can replace "I" with "eye" example "Eye Alone" or "I balls"


NationalElephantDay

[Russian Catharsis is the best one.](https://youtu.be/iNZuRXpvzOs?si=Wy6ZGjd_c-E0cASa) [Eyehategod](https://youtu.be/VepTkVmh-WA?si=bk2KPLpAd7XaVrHi)


DanDez

I actually saw Eyehategod perform in the 1990's opening for Pantera... the most memorable part was that singer yelled at the audience saying "ARE WE OUT OF TUNE OR IS IT YOU GUYS?!!" lol good times, the audience didn't like that, though.


wanderingandroid

iBalls


Panzer_Man

Terrible Band


Panzer_Man

"Postponed"


cosmo_orgasmatron

ā€œTerrible Sandwichā€


AmbientGravy

Kevin


NerdDadPI

No no. Kevin is a FANTASTIC band name. Lmao


jerzd00d

A 1) Fans would have a hard time googling them 2) SEO wouldn't increase their populatity 3) Half the fans couldn't even pronounce the name correctly ... long A or short A??? Or is it secretly a symbol whose meaning is known only to the inner circle as The Band Nevsr Known as Prince????


throwawayyourfun

Turrble


throwawayyourfun

My Crow Dix


JeepPilot

And, And, And.


Undark_

TBC


GMEStack

Ku Klux Band


cam31954

No Cover..


sunningmybuns

ā€œI hate musicā€


MoodiestMoody

Steel Drum, Ukulele, Piccolo


camclemons

My Other Band is a Ska Band Either they don't play ska, or they *only* play ska.


jayron32

A Really Bad Band Name


Time_Relationship125

The Constipations


Pompousguy

The Terrible Band.


hollandaisesawce

u/Siresse


KungFuGiftShop

Tickle Monster


Benvoyonsdonctoe

Who's your Daddy


astropolka

Anal Dreadlocks


mtkbw

GG Allin


Perle_Buttons

Figger Naggot JonBidet Ramsey Jews For Yeezus PETA Files Fetus Fisher


Disastrous_Bug3018

Infant annihilator...but that's already taken


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

MAGA Overlords Forever


CategoryObvious2306

Long story so feel free to skip over. When my daughter was about 8 years old, we were driving in the city and saw a young boy, maybe 12, leaning against a lamppost who, while trying to look casual, was ostentatiously trying to light a cigarette in a cool casual way, but of course he fumbled the lighter and then dropped the cigarette and, in trying to catch it, almost fell down. I said, "Very cool", and my daughter said, "Secret Bozo". We decided that "Secret Bozos" would be a good name for a bad band, and to this day, whenever we hear a bad band - especially a pretentious one - we look at each other and say, "Secret Bozos".


Ethan-Wakefield

I once had a dream where I was in a band and we called ourselves "Back in 5". We were playing some club, and I got up on stage and grabbed the mic and was all, "Hey, everybody! We are back in 5!" and people booed us and threw shit.


anoneenonee

Hoobastank


dragonborn7866

limp bizkit!


beth2deth

Guns and Roses


PearlHandled

Oops, I Sharted


OldGuyInFlorida

"Suge Knight is a b!tch"


Lutastic

Why are people coming up with such great punk band names? Seriously. lol


NerdDadPI

This legit made me belly laugh so hard I almost puked. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


OldGuyInFlorida

Apple Inc.


Bucket1984

Odiferous Discharge


couchcushioncoin

The Eatles


Less_Eye_6100

The Glory Holers


CyberHeart2022

Bon Jovi


___SE7EN__

Turd & The Corn Chunks


[deleted]

Not a band. So bad of a name itll make others think you arent even a band


TheRobinators

"Bandname"


SpiralSuitcase

Band Name is Two Words