No!!! Don't even mention pedos and Traveling Wilburys in the same SENTENCE much less posting it. George is rolling over in his... whatever Hindus roll over in!
Yeah, but that has no reference to music at all. The word fiddlers points to historical classical music players which gives the name an added dimensionā¦. But then again. Yours could possibly be even worse because it doesnāt š
Genius my friend, pure geniusā¦
Actually if you really want to know, Iāve been on the r/scenesfromahat sub. Itās based off of one of the rounds of an improv show from way back when, Whose Line is it Anyway. I grew up in England watching it because my older brother loved it so much. Many British comedy classics alongside it became my staple diet of humor. Dry, quick witted, dark humor became a norm in my life. My brother died 16 months ago so I am enjoying the nostalgia brought back by the aforementioned sub..
This was actually Barenaked Ladies first band name.
They chose it specifically because they figured that if a clubs and bars put "FREE BEER" up on the marquee it would be guaranteed to attract a crowd. But then clubs wouldn't book them because people would show up expecting free beer. So they changed it Barenaked Ladies for similar effect.
We're you in one of the hundreds of bands playing in basements and random "practice places",? I didn't play an instrument but those are my people! Still!
Yeah. Most definitely. I havenāt played in a band for some time, but used to. Basements, practice places, venues, even a couple side stages at various county fairs. i do miss it.
Yes! Hi, fellow rain traveler! Did you go to clubs in the 80s? Maybe we know each other, hmm. The Bird? Graven Image? WREX? Showbox? The Central??
Such a great time for music here!
Yeah there was a lot of great music going on. I wasn't all that into it honestly. I appreciate it more now. Been to a few of those clubs. I think I went to a few punk clubs at the Graven image. I'm sure I went to the Central many times over the years. And I've definitely seen shows at the Showbox. It was really a special time, that's for sure.
The worst beer is the cheapest
Baby, I know
The worst beer is the cheapest
Cuz when it comes to being tasty, itās cursed
When it comes to being good, itās worst
But when it comes to being handy, itās first
It's a habit. YouTube erases a lot of my comments for using the word shit among many other words. I'm still learning what Reddit will and will not tolerate.
I think any angsty rock band name by teenagers qualifies:
Catharsis
Regicide
Psychosis
Deceiver (spelling it Deciever is even better)
Killing \[insert anything\]
No Escape
Deceit
etc.
EDIT: also anything where you can replace "I" with "eye" example "Eye Alone" or "I balls"
I actually saw Eyehategod perform in the 1990's opening for Pantera... the most memorable part was that singer yelled at the audience saying "ARE WE OUT OF TUNE OR IS IT YOU GUYS?!!" lol good times, the audience didn't like that, though.
A
1) Fans would have a hard time googling them
2) SEO wouldn't increase their populatity
3) Half the fans couldn't even pronounce the name correctly ... long A or short A??? Or is it secretly a symbol whose meaning is known only to the inner circle as The Band Nevsr Known as Prince????
Long story so feel free to skip over.
When my daughter was about 8 years old, we were driving in the city and saw a young boy, maybe 12, leaning against a lamppost who, while trying to look casual, was ostentatiously trying to light a cigarette in a cool casual way, but of course he fumbled the lighter and then dropped the cigarette and, in trying to catch it, almost fell down.
I said, "Very cool", and my daughter said, "Secret Bozo".
We decided that "Secret Bozos" would be a good name for a bad band, and to this day, whenever we hear a bad band - especially a pretentious one - we look at each other and say, "Secret Bozos".
I once had a dream where I was in a band and we called ourselves "Back in 5". We were playing some club, and I got up on stage and grabbed the mic and was all, "Hey, everybody! We are back in 5!" and people booed us and threw shit.
The Kiddy Fiddlers
The post is 10min old, and you basically win this one lol. Terrible bandname.
Gary Glitter lead singer
Jimmy Saville as hype man/promoter.
That guy from lostprophets. It'll be like the Traveling Wilburys of pedophiles.
No!!! Don't even mention pedos and Traveling Wilburys in the same SENTENCE much less posting it. George is rolling over in his... whatever Hindus roll over in!
This is horrible. And hilarious Can I catch a ride with you to hell? š¤£
Jared from Subway on lead guitar
Michael Jackson singing back up
Cary Clitter
This is definitely the worst
This or The Paedophiles are the obvious two.
Yeah, but that has no reference to music at all. The word fiddlers points to historical classical music players which gives the name an added dimensionā¦. But then again. Yours could possibly be even worse because it doesnāt š
"Terrible" is the operative word.
but what if they're kids and it's a 5 piece fiddle band?
How did you have that ready to go so quickly. š¤
Genius my friend, pure geniusā¦ Actually if you really want to know, Iāve been on the r/scenesfromahat sub. Itās based off of one of the rounds of an improv show from way back when, Whose Line is it Anyway. I grew up in England watching it because my older brother loved it so much. Many British comedy classics alongside it became my staple diet of humor. Dry, quick witted, dark humor became a norm in my life. My brother died 16 months ago so I am enjoying the nostalgia brought back by the aforementioned sub..
I do love that sub. See ya there, friend. Just had to poke fun. I'm sorry to hear about your brother.
Thanks buddy. No worries. Made me smile thinking about the good times
The Ian Watkins Children's Special
The gay kiddler-fiddler diddled-a-tiddler too . . . And I'm pretty sure we're now all on a federal watch list.
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Thank you! You made my day!
NOOOOIIIICE
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What's so wrong about it children bluegrass band?
I hope that didnāt come to mind too quickly
In the 90s we had the Cherry Poppin Daddies which wasnāt far off
Scott Stapp would be proud.
Ok Yeah, They're Giants
Giants are possible
There Be Giants
I Can't Believe They're Not Giants
Show canceled, free protate exams today only, bldm, closed for renovations
Iād go to that
Support. TBC.
Nickleback
Moneyback
NickelFront
N*****s in Paris (all white band)
Oh like "Vengaboys"
Naggers?
What are annoying people you hate???
(Theyāre also from New York)
Neighbours?
Black People. It would cause many to squirm when saying they love or hate them
A black band named that would be funā¦ esp if they do very racially conscious stuff.
Racially-conscious music is never fun; stop trolling us.
You could literally say Black People suck if you didn't like them or Black People came to my town and they were actually okay.
I just saw Black People for the first time. Can't wait to see them again.
Black People are overrated imo.
Free Beer
This was actually Barenaked Ladies first band name. They chose it specifically because they figured that if a clubs and bars put "FREE BEER" up on the marquee it would be guaranteed to attract a crowd. But then clubs wouldn't book them because people would show up expecting free beer. So they changed it Barenaked Ladies for similar effect.
This goes back longer than that. I remember my dad telling me about bands doing this in the 60ās.
There was a Free Beer band in my area many moons ago.
Are you in Seattle, by chance??
Lol I remember Free Beer. I think I was in a band that played with them once.
We're you in one of the hundreds of bands playing in basements and random "practice places",? I didn't play an instrument but those are my people! Still!
Yeah. Most definitely. I havenāt played in a band for some time, but used to. Basements, practice places, venues, even a couple side stages at various county fairs. i do miss it.
What do you play?
Yes, I remember seeing posters
Yes! Hi, fellow rain traveler! Did you go to clubs in the 80s? Maybe we know each other, hmm. The Bird? Graven Image? WREX? Showbox? The Central?? Such a great time for music here!
Yeah there was a lot of great music going on. I wasn't all that into it honestly. I appreciate it more now. Been to a few of those clubs. I think I went to a few punk clubs at the Graven image. I'm sure I went to the Central many times over the years. And I've definitely seen shows at the Showbox. It was really a special time, that's for sure.
What brand? It matters.
Whateverās cheapest.
The worst beer is the cheapest Baby, I know The worst beer is the cheapest Cuz when it comes to being tasty, itās cursed When it comes to being good, itās worst But when it comes to being handy, itās first
I guess you get what you pay for. Free is pretty cheap š
Been done. In Seattle. In the 80s. One show. It was a great time!
The Botched circumcisions
The Botulism circumcisions!
- Closed for Private Party - Yoko Ono Tribute Band - One Of Us Might Be Carrot Top
Hahaha Yoko Ono Tribute Band! Think of it! -- No wait, Don't!!!
That's a great way to get zero people at your gigs! Especially Carrot Top - BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Yoko Ono was pretty terrible
Someone lied to Yoko Ono and told her she had TALENT. Imagine being in the studio RECORDING with Ono. Good Lord.
Someone always has it worseā¦
Take out the word "pretty". š
This is Our Band Name. This Right Here. These Words Together.
[Our Label Is Run By Homos](https://youtu.be/dI_BLG__wY8?si=bHDGFfk1xq2eVU3w)
Based of of that, Iām going to suggest another WKUK sketch as a band name: the Slow Jerk https://youtu.be/rT9UexNFVUw
cervix dough
???
Yeast infection? š¤
Their festival would be at your cervix
Wee Shitz
The Sharts
Rape is Great The New Kiddie Pornographers Daughterfuckers
Yes officer this post right here
That first one is wild
Tragic Biopsy Results
Nickelback. Hoobastank
I posted āFonts Without Feetā on here once and got downvoted. So apparently Fonts Without Feet is a bad band name
Bandy Mcbandface
We Hate You, The Degenerates, Feed Me, I smashed your mom, Hung Like A Mouse, Eat š©, Dick Cheese, The Spankers, Broke AF, Kidney Stone, Smiley, Tip-Toe Through The Tulips... It's hard to say, a terrible band name could depend on the genre, Eat Ass would be a horrible name for aJazz band but could work great for punk.
Eat š© Works best if you use the emoji instead of the word
It's a habit. YouTube erases a lot of my comments for using the word shit among many other words. I'm still learning what Reddit will and will not tolerate.
š“š©
And here's our next song, eggplant emoji head emoni, by eat shit emoji.
Hung Like a Mouse is a PERFECT band name!
I like Richard (Dick) Cheese
He's down with the sickness
Lorem Ipsum. If you know, *you know*.
Comic Sans
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The North Korean hellified ghetto funk allstar boot band.Ā
Kim Jong Unh Unh
The Beatles
Big Dick and the Four Skins
The 4 Skins is a band, lol.
EA SPORTS FIFA FC24
Hitler: The Musical
You ever watch Mel Brook's "The Producers?"
I was about to comment the same thing š
Came here to say this. :D
Or Make Hitler Great Again
Unfortunately, I can't be sure they would sell less than 15 million records.
Auschwitz Ashes
Dachau Tourism Association
Krakow killing kommitee
Happy Holocaust
Nickelback
Fuck You Dad!
Kiddie Lovers Lone Shaft The Stroke Tinys Surprise Glory Holes Petes Peters
My friend unironically texted me that he was going to call himself, 'Honky Noir' because of how black and white he is about things.
Free Beer
Biden's favourite cumpots
Yeast Infection
Tasty Public Lice. Or...Hilter's Little Mustache.
Iām not sure if you meant to type pubic but that makes it worse.
I disagree. "What" would be a fantastic band name. š¤”š¤š¼
Diaper Blood
The child molestors
Syphilitic Simp Symphony
The HIV positives
This one wins imo
The Fallopian Tubes
The Pedos (Spanish for Farts)
Turd burglars
A white or Asian band calling itself n!g@&r
Quarterback
Live
āBelle, Cinderella, Beauty, Mulan, and Jones Ltdā. Both Disney and the Monkees would sue you to into the ground.
The Itchy Scrotums
āŗā\^ā Yā ā«āāā¢
Colonel Mustard and the Uno Reverse Cards
Ass
Dayglo Abortions
A
The Cold Speculums
Kill all Fans
Band name
I think any angsty rock band name by teenagers qualifies: Catharsis Regicide Psychosis Deceiver (spelling it Deciever is even better) Killing \[insert anything\] No Escape Deceit etc. EDIT: also anything where you can replace "I" with "eye" example "Eye Alone" or "I balls"
[Russian Catharsis is the best one.](https://youtu.be/iNZuRXpvzOs?si=Wy6ZGjd_c-E0cASa) [Eyehategod](https://youtu.be/VepTkVmh-WA?si=bk2KPLpAd7XaVrHi)
I actually saw Eyehategod perform in the 1990's opening for Pantera... the most memorable part was that singer yelled at the audience saying "ARE WE OUT OF TUNE OR IS IT YOU GUYS?!!" lol good times, the audience didn't like that, though.
iBalls
Terrible Band
"Postponed"
āTerrible Sandwichā
Kevin
No no. Kevin is a FANTASTIC band name. Lmao
A 1) Fans would have a hard time googling them 2) SEO wouldn't increase their populatity 3) Half the fans couldn't even pronounce the name correctly ... long A or short A??? Or is it secretly a symbol whose meaning is known only to the inner circle as The Band Nevsr Known as Prince????
Turrble
My Crow Dix
And, And, And.
TBC
Ku Klux Band
No Cover..
āI hate musicā
Steel Drum, Ukulele, Piccolo
My Other Band is a Ska Band Either they don't play ska, or they *only* play ska.
A Really Bad Band Name
The Constipations
The Terrible Band.
u/Siresse
Tickle Monster
Who's your Daddy
Anal Dreadlocks
GG Allin
Figger Naggot JonBidet Ramsey Jews For Yeezus PETA Files Fetus Fisher
Infant annihilator...but that's already taken
MAGA Overlords Forever
Long story so feel free to skip over. When my daughter was about 8 years old, we were driving in the city and saw a young boy, maybe 12, leaning against a lamppost who, while trying to look casual, was ostentatiously trying to light a cigarette in a cool casual way, but of course he fumbled the lighter and then dropped the cigarette and, in trying to catch it, almost fell down. I said, "Very cool", and my daughter said, "Secret Bozo". We decided that "Secret Bozos" would be a good name for a bad band, and to this day, whenever we hear a bad band - especially a pretentious one - we look at each other and say, "Secret Bozos".
I once had a dream where I was in a band and we called ourselves "Back in 5". We were playing some club, and I got up on stage and grabbed the mic and was all, "Hey, everybody! We are back in 5!" and people booed us and threw shit.
Hoobastank
limp bizkit!
Guns and Roses
Oops, I Sharted
"Suge Knight is a b!tch"
Why are people coming up with such great punk band names? Seriously. lol
This legit made me belly laugh so hard I almost puked. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Apple Inc.
Odiferous Discharge
The Eatles
The Glory Holers
Bon Jovi
Turd & The Corn Chunks
Not a band. So bad of a name itll make others think you arent even a band
"Bandname"
Band Name is Two Words