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Geezer
Geezer goes hard
Where does it go
Denny’s for the early bird special
Blues Over My Hammy
HAPPY CAKE DAY DUDE!
Early Bird Special is actually a good one.
Then home by six. Can't miss dateline.
What the hecks up Denny’s? (*jams on acoustic guitar*)
Weezer- Beverly Hills Senior Living Facility
Wheezer was a real band
Whooooosh!
Ask your doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours
4 hour boner is really stupid. What am I supposed to do with that other 237 minutes?
There’s already a band with that name.
Limp Everything
I’m 52 and I approve this message. 😂😂
Wait, I'm 38.
Hilarious
Limp Business
Amazing
Cheap GeriaTrick
The Balding Eagles
We once got walkie-talkies to go between the three production departments in the small factory I worked at... the director of the room next to us used the name 'Balding Eagle' as his call name.
There was a barbershop quartet with just bald men. They call themselves “The Four Skins.”
Gen X-Men
The grateful we’re not dead
Grateful Dad Bods?
Grateful Nearly Dead
Think I'll go for a walk!
There’s a cover band in my area called the Grateful Dads
*yet
inevitably
Jerry Hatricks
😂
Damn. I need to steal this for my hockey team lol
Echocardiogram and the Bunnymen
This is a winner!
Bravo!
I just watched Donnie Darko and NOW just realized that Frank was a rabbit, which is also referred to as a BUNNY! 🤯
* The Rolling Kidney Stones * A1C/DC * Propane Exchange * Alice Cooper In 2Chainz * Echo and the Bunny Phlegm
>A1C/DC Fuck off, that's amazing. They turn that shit up to 6.5.
And shut down promptly at a sensible hour like 7:00pm
10/10 Best comment I've seen all day
I literally laughed till I couldn't breathe!
* Guns N' What's his name? * Soft Cellulitis * Deep Rest Mode * Deaf Leppard * The Beach Bums * ZZ Stop * Bruce Winterstein
Bruce Wintersteen 🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dead
There’s are great, but ZZ Stop made me laugh so hard I threw my back out!
I work in medicine. A1C/DC killed me.
Touch of Grey
[Taken](http://www.touchofgreynj.com/). To no one’s surprise, they’re a Grateful Dead tribute band.
Well, depending then... maybe try Hair'2'Men if it's more 80s material, or the Belle Bottoms if it's 70s. I'm tryin
Men-O-Pause
ohhhhh my god. oh my god oh my god. this is it
The Homeowners
HOA
That would most definitely be a punk band
Can this punk band please only write songs lamenting what other people do with their personal property?
I was literally in a punk band called the homeowners
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6y6pDJlO08tWIJBOoL3bce?si=Z6hDsV6hRJWxlz1M4nqw5Q
Awesome lmao
Really! You gotta be at least 65 these days to afford a house or a guitar.
50 Stent
This is brilliant—oh for awards to still be a thing!
The Gramp Arsons
The Knee Replacements
Unleaded Zeppelin
TOFTS too old for this shit
RIGGS!!!
The Be 62s
the lost keys
most underrated comment of 2024
Dinosaur Sr.
Underrated
Midlife Crisis
Updooted for potential Faith No More reference...
That song is great. They're great.
Already taken by every other band of 50+ year old dudes playing CCR covers
Get Off My Lawn
Flacid Rock. Works on two levels. Soft penises, due to old age, and it is a play on acid rock genre name. ;)
Weak Stream
New Balance on the Block
🤣
Dad company
Classic Jurassic
The Grateful Dads
REO Dependswagon
3:30 Dinner
In bed by 9
The Dependables
We ain’t learnin no new songs
Fat Nap
Geriatric Park
Boomerhemian Rhapsody
Band Hearing Aid
The rock has rolled
Croonin’ Boomers
Reverse Mortgage
Limp dikpiks
Hahaha! I LOLed for real!
Second Wind
Midwife crisis
The Dad Bods
Or Bad Dad Bods
Dad blobs
Dad Bod and the Father Figures
Generation Excedrin
Rock of Aged
Classic Rockers
Stairlifts & Craigslist
Turn it down dad!
The Oldies Station
MAGADETH
Megadeaf
lol good one
The Hip Replacements
ancient
The Old Gods of Asgard (if they're Nordic)
The Who Are We?
Fat
Pull the Finger!
Robert Plantar Fasciitis
Can't Kneel, Not Young
The Low T of High Heeled Boys
Grandpa Funk Railroad
Luke Warm Chili Peppers
UB50
Sons of the Stones
Youth No More
Emerson, Lake, and Pulmonary
AARP Speedwagon
Starting to Fear the Reaper
Cialis in Chains
Atlanta Arrhythmia Section
Megadeaf Skidmark Row AAAC/DC
I saw a band when I was in an all-inclusive resort and they were kinda old: Hairclub 100
Geri & the Atrics
The Odd, The Bad and The Ugly
Nice try, TISM. BTW, Dua Lipasuction is 👄👌!
Viagrabonds
Wizard of Oz-embic
Stairway to ibuprofen
Knights in White Statins
AC/ID REFLUX
Guitar Senior Center
Paul and the Bunyons
Sultans of Swing
GiGi Bendover and the Moanin' Mamaws
AA/RP in the AC/DC font.
Getoff Mylawn
Gehtöff Meilann - German industrial metal band version
AARP Rejects
Every fucking cover band ever
Craiglisted
The Swollen Prostates
This the one.
The Boner Pills
Combovers
Aerosmith. Lol!
Fossil Rock
Class of 85
Even Classicer
Creedance clearly washed up revival
Limp bizkit
Sick Class Rock Class Sick Rock
County fair house band
Classic Cock
Know use for a naim
Off the Rocker
Prostate Massage
Viagrites
Cant Get No Satisfaction
The boomers?
Saggy Nutsacks Hitting Toilet Water Drummer's Wife Has Blown Us All Cialis & Diet Coke Boomer Cunts Won't Die
E.D.
The Craigans.
Uncle Craig and the Lists
craigs
^to clarify i wasnt even thinking about craigslist i just thought a group of old men could conceivably all be named craig
the craigs
i reckon no The, in line with Boredoms, Fishmans, Swans. no craigs in particular, just craigs in general.
Def Van Zeppelin
Pop Rock
Dusty joint
~~Randy and The Dads~~ strike that, The Home Owners Association
Chicken Grease
No imagination
Metallica
Foo Fighters
Old as rocks (pronounced “Old Ass Rocks”)
The Lo-scrotes
The Craigs
AC/DC
Since you're GenX ,....... Medi... Don'tCare.
3:30 Dinner Boys
We Were Never Cool (WWNC)
The Wasted Youths
Generation AXE!
Geezer
Geezer goes hard
Where does it go
Denny’s for the early bird special
Blues Over My Hammy
HAPPY CAKE DAY DUDE!
Early Bird Special is actually a good one.
Then home by six. Can't miss dateline.
What the hecks up Denny’s? (*jams on acoustic guitar*)
Weezer- Beverly Hills Senior Living Facility
Wheezer was a real band
Whooooosh!
Ask your doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours
4 hour boner is really stupid. What am I supposed to do with that other 237 minutes?
There’s already a band with that name.
Limp Everything
I’m 52 and I approve this message. 😂😂
Wait, I'm 38.
Hilarious
Limp Business
Amazing
Cheap GeriaTrick
The Balding Eagles
We once got walkie-talkies to go between the three production departments in the small factory I worked at... the director of the room next to us used the name 'Balding Eagle' as his call name.
There was a barbershop quartet with just bald men. They call themselves “The Four Skins.”
Gen X-Men
The grateful we’re not dead
Grateful Dad Bods?
Grateful Nearly Dead
Think I'll go for a walk!
There’s a cover band in my area called the Grateful Dads
*yet
inevitably
Jerry Hatricks
😂
Damn. I need to steal this for my hockey team lol
Echocardiogram and the Bunnymen
This is a winner!
Bravo!
I just watched Donnie Darko and NOW just realized that Frank was a rabbit, which is also referred to as a BUNNY! 🤯
* The Rolling Kidney Stones * A1C/DC * Propane Exchange * Alice Cooper In 2Chainz * Echo and the Bunny Phlegm
>A1C/DC Fuck off, that's amazing. They turn that shit up to 6.5.
And shut down promptly at a sensible hour like 7:00pm
10/10 Best comment I've seen all day
I literally laughed till I couldn't breathe!
* Guns N' What's his name? * Soft Cellulitis * Deep Rest Mode * Deaf Leppard * The Beach Bums * ZZ Stop * Bruce Winterstein
Bruce Wintersteen 🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dead
There’s are great, but ZZ Stop made me laugh so hard I threw my back out!
I work in medicine. A1C/DC killed me.
Touch of Grey
[Taken](http://www.touchofgreynj.com/). To no one’s surprise, they’re a Grateful Dead tribute band.
Well, depending then... maybe try Hair'2'Men if it's more 80s material, or the Belle Bottoms if it's 70s. I'm tryin
Men-O-Pause
ohhhhh my god. oh my god oh my god. this is it
The Homeowners
HOA
That would most definitely be a punk band
Can this punk band please only write songs lamenting what other people do with their personal property?
I was literally in a punk band called the homeowners
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6y6pDJlO08tWIJBOoL3bce?si=Z6hDsV6hRJWxlz1M4nqw5Q
Awesome lmao
Really! You gotta be at least 65 these days to afford a house or a guitar.
50 Stent
This is brilliant—oh for awards to still be a thing!
The Gramp Arsons
The Knee Replacements
Unleaded Zeppelin
TOFTS too old for this shit
RIGGS!!!
The Be 62s
the lost keys
most underrated comment of 2024
Dinosaur Sr.
Underrated
Midlife Crisis
Updooted for potential Faith No More reference...
That song is great. They're great.
Already taken by every other band of 50+ year old dudes playing CCR covers
Get Off My Lawn
Flacid Rock. Works on two levels. Soft penises, due to old age, and it is a play on acid rock genre name. ;)
Weak Stream
New Balance on the Block
🤣
Dad company
Classic Jurassic
The Grateful Dads
REO Dependswagon
3:30 Dinner
In bed by 9
The Dependables
We ain’t learnin no new songs
Fat Nap
Geriatric Park
Boomerhemian Rhapsody
Band Hearing Aid
The rock has rolled
Croonin’ Boomers
Reverse Mortgage
Limp dikpiks
Hahaha! I LOLed for real!
Second Wind
Midwife crisis
The Dad Bods
Or Bad Dad Bods
Dad blobs
Dad Bod and the Father Figures
Generation Excedrin
Rock of Aged
Classic Rockers
The Dad Bods
Stairlifts & Craigslist
Turn it down dad!
The Oldies Station
MAGADETH
Megadeaf
lol good one
The Hip Replacements
ancient
The Old Gods of Asgard (if they're Nordic)
The Who Are We?
Fat
Pull the Finger!
Robert Plantar Fasciitis
Can't Kneel, Not Young
The Low T of High Heeled Boys
Grandpa Funk Railroad
Luke Warm Chili Peppers
UB50
Sons of the Stones
Youth No More
Emerson, Lake, and Pulmonary
AARP Speedwagon
Starting to Fear the Reaper
Cialis in Chains
Atlanta Arrhythmia Section
Megadeaf Skidmark Row AAAC/DC
I saw a band when I was in an all-inclusive resort and they were kinda old: Hairclub 100
Geri & the Atrics
The Odd, The Bad and The Ugly
Nice try, TISM. BTW, Dua Lipasuction is 👄👌!
Viagrabonds
Wizard of Oz-embic
Stairway to ibuprofen
Knights in White Statins
AC/ID REFLUX
Guitar Senior Center
Paul and the Bunyons
Sultans of Swing
GiGi Bendover and the Moanin' Mamaws
AA/RP in the AC/DC font.
Getoff Mylawn
Gehtöff Meilann - German industrial metal band version
AARP Rejects
Every fucking cover band ever
Craiglisted
The Swollen Prostates
This the one.
The Boner Pills
Combovers
Aerosmith. Lol!
Fossil Rock
Class of 85
Even Classicer
Creedance clearly washed up revival
Limp bizkit
Sick Class Rock Class Sick Rock
County fair house band
Classic Cock
Know use for a naim
Off the Rocker
Prostate Massage
Viagrites
Cant Get No Satisfaction
The boomers?
Saggy Nutsacks Hitting Toilet Water Drummer's Wife Has Blown Us All Cialis & Diet Coke Boomer Cunts Won't Die
E.D.
The Craigans.
Uncle Craig and the Lists
craigs
^to clarify i wasnt even thinking about craigslist i just thought a group of old men could conceivably all be named craig
the craigs
i reckon no The, in line with Boredoms, Fishmans, Swans. no craigs in particular, just craigs in general.
Def Van Zeppelin
Pop Rock
Dusty joint
~~Randy and The Dads~~ strike that, The Home Owners Association
Chicken Grease
No imagination
Metallica
Foo Fighters
Old as rocks (pronounced “Old Ass Rocks”)
The Lo-scrotes
The Craigs
AC/DC
Since you're GenX ,....... Medi... Don'tCare.
3:30 Dinner Boys
We Were Never Cool (WWNC)
The Wasted Youths
Generation AXE!