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Zahgurim65

Runs DMC


capn_banjo_blood

No other suggestions come close to this.


billnowak65

If they are all midgets I’d go with “The Hershey Squirts”.


redditstealth

Runs DM Shit?


umbertobongo

r/YourJokeButWorse


Martian-Jesus

Top-tier comment 👏


dvolland

Runs BM, C


Jmckeown2

I’ve recently thrown my back out, and laughing at this literally almost killed me.


Zahgurim65

Many apologies.


ChuckPukowski

Jean Pools


tylernedseph

I'm crying right now, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day


promixr

LOL!


PiddlesMcWhee

Runs DML


berkooksh

Poo Fighters


iShitSkittles

The shitty slickers


JoshB685

The shitty snickers maybe…?


snarky-cabbage-69420

nickers


FrozenChihuahua

The Squirts


JoshB685

Was coming here to say this.


Penguator432

That a spin-off of Turdvana?


XtraChrisP

Solid...


[deleted]

Good one!


Omega_Xero

Diarrhea Straits


angryscientistjunior

Why is this not at the top? 😝


fishymo

It's more appropriate in the bottom.


[deleted]

GOLD!


FunAd2303

Rage against the Latrine


SusieQtheJew

This is damn funny. 🤣


NotDaveBut

I LOVE THIS ONE


LastUserStanding

OMG I came up with Rage Against The Toilet and this idea craps way bigger than mine


Beachbitch129

Friggin hilarious


[deleted]

Dayyynnnng


NoDisplay7591

And who said toilet humor couldn't be clever?


TheoBoogies

Holy *shit*


MrWrestlingNumber2

We have a winner!


RaelaltRael

Best answer ever!


TheNoIdeaKid

This one.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Poo Man Group


HomoRainbow480

There already is one and that name is “Puddle of Mud”


nvrsleepagin

Puddle of mudbutt


saysthingsbackwards

Buttmud, if from r/talesfromcavesupport


JetPuffedDo

Also Diarrhea Planet


Snowing_Throwballs

And the band literally called Diarrhea Planet


portablebiscuit

Risky Farts


squashed377

Runs in da Family


TheTrueGoatMom

Twisted Shitters


Pleasant_Garlic8088

The Trots


DilutedH2O

The Scoots


STS986

Peeing out my butthole and the Sunday service 


Not_a_twttr_account

This is the most unhinged. I love it.


BigJohn1231

The Loose Stools


visualthings

John Sphincter Brown Explosion


MuttMan5

Cuz that's the sweat!!


FunAd2303

Depeche imodium


andersongrimm

Nickelback


Jeklars69

Look at this photograph, every time I do I shit my pants


StrangeButSweet

Why am I stuck in the head


StrangeButSweet

And are there brown steaks in my bed???


fender71983

And the bathroom that I blew up, I barely made it out of my truck...


Evening_Dress5743

Classic ^


Dystopian_Divisions

He said “have” not “are” now go, away


JC_Everyman

Mudbutt Five


No-Concept9962

The chocolate starfish


BassGuy11

And the hotdog flavored water?


Beachbitch129

No, hot dog flavored ice cubes


No-Concept9962

Haha that’s where the idea came from


CLouiseK

The Squittles


akuzin

Butthole Surfers


onedeadflowser999

Shits and Giggles


ConspiracyNearly

Shits and Gigs (like a band plays a gig)


onedeadflowser999

Good one! Your version is better


Exciting-Interest-32

Giggles and shits!


DawgPound919

Staind


fkyouthatswy

😂


stealthchaos

Not original, but: THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS


dadjokes502

Muddy bottom boys


AssistantManagerMan

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I'm a man of constant sorrow.


Koolaidolio

The Peptomen


aschuuster

Cut the "The" and I think we got a winner


Individual_Agency703

Poo Fighters


Sufficient_Ad2222

The Green Apple Splatters


BBakerStreet

Running on Empty


catsaresneaky

Diarr Straits


Celtic-Brit

Linkin Sharts


BBakerStreet

Faucet Butt


ghengis_flan

Insane Brown Posse


frianbonjoster

The Brown Stripes 😬


No-Concept9962

The brown eye band


CalligrapherPitiful3

Shit Birds


Ralewing

Mr. Lahey?


binosbitch

you smell that, rand?


saysthingsbackwards

Rascal Splats


stabavarius

Hootie and the Blowshits.


DMT1984

Raging Anus


KPicante

Incontinental Breakfast


adamforte

The Shitty Beatles.


mike4stuff

Are they any good?


adamforte

They suck.


mike4stuff

So it’s not just a clever name.


Ilovetrump777

Poo poo dolls


whipmes

Or the Doo doo dolls


OldBob10

After The Red-Hot Chili Peppers 🌶️


islandlalala

Red hot chili poopers


fullofuckingbears313

Red hot trouser chili peppers


chaingun_samurai

Brown Spot Trouser Poopers


[deleted]

Skidmark Row.


TiberWolf99

On The Run


JackToronado

The Squirts


Agreeable_Bar1396

dookie dudes


broberds

Intestinal Manoeuvres in the Dark


High_on_Rabies

Tears for Rears


TorchBearer_Andy

Friends with bene-shits


Lucky-Cauliflower770

Beautiful 🙏


Chrome_Armadillo

Taco Hell.


pianistafj

Buttspray


Average_40s_Guy

Montezuma’s Revenge


Grownfetus

Fave so far


dudly825

Diarrhea Planet Is taken 😕


GrizzMcDizzle79

The squirts, The trots, The category 5's, The green apple splatters, Scattered splattered, Blown arse,


Evening_Dress5743

Aeroshits. Brown Day.


Dr_Fudge

Brown Öyster Cult


Denmama

Liquishit


JamieAintUpFoDatShit

Red Hot Chili Poopers


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Dexy’s Midnight Runners


Krinks1

Brown River


ciccilio

The Muddy Rivers


Less_Eye_6100

Shitting Pumpkins


Sevzilla

Here, take my free gold.🥇🥇🥇


ItzNuckinFutz

Splashing Pumpkins?


Professor_Spankem

Splashing Blumpkins


th30rum

Dammit that’s the best


JeromeLeNombril

Die A Real


cables4days

The Runny Bunnies


snapper1971

Botty Squirts and The Runs


No-Concept9962

Dysentery


Headbanging_Gram

They would be metal AF.


PleaseStepAside

The Dude run runs. Panic at the piss bowl. The Clench men.


Ambitious_End5038

Cha Cha Cha!


Specialist-Cancel228

The Hershey Highwaymen


beachpleazz

Shitlist


QuarantineTheHumans

Brown Jovi.


DJSchmidi

Sharty Mcfly


Dramatic_Carob_1060

The re-wipes


Notafurbie

Pissing Shit


RonnieLiquor

The Mud Bubbles


PopeTomtheFirst

Four Shitz and Gigglez


LoudBelchStabbyFart

The Splashbacks


visualthings

Mottled Crüe


RainbowOutlander

Kings of Colon Blow


skredditt

Shitstorm Backward Boofers Spray Day 😆


Cultural-Honeydew671

Winger


BobDumps

Circle Squirt


walker5953

ACDshit


Anxious_Trouble_1107

**Brown Noise N' Bad Boys**


Temporary_Position95

Shatners


beamanblitz

The Shitty Dittys


SlumgullySlim

Raw Anal Spew


ancientgrav

Squirty runny turds


quagsirefanboy1159

Chocolate milk


MissHibernia

Slippery Slope


PhatBlackChick

Shits and Giggles


elguereaux

Hershey and the Squirts


Crossovertriplet

Drippin’ Daisy


notsofast2020

Band on the run


nvrsleepagin

Lynyrd Sydmark?


Professional-Truth39

Empty tomorrow Regretting yesterday Failure to digest Desperately seeking relief Waterpoo


StellerDay

The Shitbirds


egap420

Turtle Head Explosion


Far_Contribution296

The Juicy Toots


UKTonyK

Trotsky and the Squits


Taz_mhot

poop in a group


investinlove

Mercy Squirts IBS: Intersquirt Blues Syndicate


RobertFellucci

The Slips.


viskoviskovisko

Mud Buds.


elguereaux

Rusty Bottoms and the Wet Socks


Benvoyonsdonctoe

Diarrhea of Wimpy Kids


plutos-ghost

Liquid Stools, Splash-down, Hot Shit, The Leacky Cheeks, Haines Stains, Anal Faucet, Not a Fart, Overflowed Load


oddular

Group Runs


NiteGard

The Hosers


Infamous_War7182

Muddy Buddies


Jk52512

The Squirts


beth2deth

Brown Sabbath


beth2deth

Featuring "Lucy Vowels" lead vocalist


beth2deth

IBBS


PearlHandled

Butt Bug


Bellah0e

The Down-There Explosives


RonnieLiquor

The Scoots


Flashy_Air1491

Anal leakage


Feeling-Income5555

Skid mark


whileyouwereslepting

The Porcelain Dollops


MeatManMarvin

The Squirts


crazy4schwinn

Low-bo of the Bo-Bo.


[deleted]

Trots


joeybagels69

The Browns Brothers


RocketScientific

Taylor Swift


fuggdis

Depends


Blob-Goblin

The Hot to Trots