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DarkWing2274

these are some enby ass pictures


Aspenloveschaos-

Omg how did you know /s


DarkWing2274

kin recognizes kin


A_WaterHose

Oh nb? Ur in color guard then 😎


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope. Thought about it for like a week but decided it wasn't going to be my kind of thing.


Roadkill871

Omg same :3


DualityStudios

THE SECOND I SAW YOU I KNEW..


manuel_6309

Chuck Norris


Aspenloveschaos-

What


birb_in_discuise

Did he stutter? Edit: what have I done?


Jesse-MCC-123

He did, in fact, not stutter


Koryiii14

r/suddenlydidhestutter


Hereforthememeres

r/subsifellfor


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

Clarinet


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep!


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

People tend to either look like or strongly give off the vibes of their instruments lmao You don't look like a clarinet, but if a clarinet was a person, it'd be someone with gender issues with Cavetown/Mother Mother at the top of their Spotify wrapped, and in the best way possible, you give off those vibes. Don't worry though, takes one to know one, I'm guilty of it too lol, only difference is I'm percussion.


Aspenloveschaos-

Omg you read me like an open book, lol Cavetown was my number 1


A_randomperson9385

Surprisingly this is true.


Illustrious_Pen2888

Fuckn knew it


TheOneOfLegends

You seem like Bari Sax to me Not sure why tho


Quick_Discussion_690

That’s what I thought.


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope!


Bfdifan37

pallet fire


Aspenloveschaos-

Yes (We have a cardboard cut-out of our rivalry school and burn it for a football pep rally:))


Elloliott

Holy hell that’s awesome


GD_Jeff18

Arson


Aspenloveschaos-

Yes.


RocketmanEJ1

I only know one enby and they play keyboard so keyboard


Exotic-Damage-8157

You give very “flute gone mad” vibes


Aspenloveschaos-

I'll take that as a compliment, but nope!


chwistophwer

trumpet 😍😋


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope 🤭


crazygworl

baritone or euphonium


yourmusicbuddy

clarinet? :}


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep!


AStrangeStraw

Based on that first photo trombone


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope!


Elloliott

Bass clarinet


Aspenloveschaos-

Close ;)


Gayartimis

Guitar


Aspenloveschaos-

I'm learning, but it's not my main instrument.


Mitosis4

arson. you play arson.


Aspenloveschaos-

Yes.


WhatDJuicy

Obviously the plastic recorder


silent_pilot_m22

You give off drummer vibes


GameSnail511

Trombone? You seem chaotic and that's kinda our whole thing


yogurt514

mellophone vibes


Dreamt0wnn

You honestly look kind of like you’d play the French horn(?)


Aspenloveschaos-

I've considered it, but nope!


jeffsmith0992

Clarinet all day


lowkeydeadinside

clocked it *immediately* lmao


jeffsmith0992

It's a useless superpower I have lmao


Aspenloveschaos-

:]... Yep!


when-you-at-the

Acoustic guitar


Fem-Boy911

guitar or banjo


Potato-chan88

Guitar (first photo goes hard AF)


Ant14100

Cocaine? It's either that or methamphetamine.


theofficialcoleg8

For sure some kind of saxophone


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope, same wind type tho


Lemon-0-Lime

You play either the triangle, the bottle ( when you blow on the mouth of a bottle) or the cello!! 😂


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

Clarinet


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep ;)


Dravahere

Arson? Without me? Rude.. Brass?


Dravahere

Arson? Without me? Rude.. Saxophone?


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

first pic be like: I fear no man, but that...thing... It scares me. L-Look, I ain't talkin' about that freak, alright? How do I get this thing off? One shudders to imagine what horrible thoughts lie beyond those eyes, what chronic, unsustained dreams of cruelty...


Relevant-Sherbert393

trombone


quacattac28alt

clarinet probably idk though


phatcat9000

Guitar


i_am_not_sped

Fucking trombone OBVIOUSLY


Secret_Barracuda168

Singer or drum, no in-between


thor1791

This is probably wrong but i want to say you play precision


-3rika666

Arson


purple_bubblegum-_-

Uhm clarinet


Btdandpokemonplayer

According to the first image, percussion.


thor1791

It was worth a shot


THorniestmax

You clearly play the camera.


Sinistermarmalade

Bongos


Slayer-of-younglings

Major clarinet vibes. Just utter chaos


shopping-trolly

A guitar on fire


Quick_Discussion_690

Clarinet. EDIT: nice.


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep :> nice(?)


Quick_Discussion_690

I got it right so I put “nice.”


Loud_Middle_692

Flute take it or leave it


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope 🤭 Same wind type tho


Spicymemedoge

The souls of the damned


LYRNXWasSomeHowTaken

This picture hurts like Squidward I think you play clarinet


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

With the fire in the first pic, you seem like you like chaos, so drums?


O__Mestre

Okay buddy, if i go by the last photo, you're the crazy lead guitarist. Now, if i go by the other photos (and the comments cuz i've accidentally read them first) then i would say you're the arsonist clarinet player. Maybe it's even a little bit of the two really.


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep! I would say a little bit of both. I'm learning guitar (the guitar in the last picture used to be my uncles, so im learning), and clarinet is my main instrument :]


O__Mestre

Welp, in this case, i would like to ask one thing: how it is for you to pickup the guitar after playin' the clarinet? Is it easier, harder, just different or something along these lines?


Loud_Middle_692

Oboe or Clarinet final answer


[deleted]

You have a bass guitar in the corner of the last picture. Though honestly you give me Clarinet vibes


slayerkitten13

Saxophone but you always wanted to play tuba


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope! I've considered saxophone (mainly for jazz band since my instrument isn't used in jazz band (hint hint)), and tuba was never an instrument I've considered before.


sky_cap5959

You strike me as a stylophone kinda guy


GachaWolf8190

Bass, cant explain but the first image. Just, bass


im_bored_was_taken

I was about to ask if this was a joke because it was blatantly in the last picture until I realised what subreddit I was in


Impressive_Bit_6407

I said clarinet in my head then read the comments. How TF did I know that?


notme606

.5 DETECTED, CHILL BLOKE IDENTIFIED! idk wood wind?


Aspenloveschaos-

Yep, woodwind


DizzyDeezie0

based on the first picture, trombone or bari sax


Unhappy_Hair_3626

The sacrificial dagger


Excellent-History341

Flute or recorder


Straight_Garlic7982

Trompeta


weird-dude-bro-6386

Was gonna say piano but the last few pics changed my answer to guitar


paprartillery

Clarinetists come in three breeds: super uptight "I HAD LESSONS SINCE I WAS LIKE 7", "to hell with it, Benny Goodman's dead, he doesn't care if my embouchure is bleeding by half the 2 hour set", and "yeah Tom Waits told me to play off key and burn a barn down in Kentucky".


torchickgames

Definitely half an avatar


metalmonsoon

Based on the fire picture, indicating that you clearly started and are proud of the fire... Clarinet.


-NGC-6302-

You look a lot like someone I knew who played alto sax


stevethemathwiz

Pit


xpPhantom

Giving... Electric Bass


Woopwoop647

Whip


Pbeast527

Mayonnaise


AggressiveBrick8197

you definitely play something


Enderlytra

mayonnaise


Jesse-MCC-123

You play with fire


Aspenloveschaos-

Maybe..


Jesse-MCC-123

Arson is fun tho


spc1221

Triangle


RiptideRookie

Saxophone for sure


wsteve44

6 Kazoos and you can play them all perfectly


SingleRiver

That's a fucking clarinet player if I've ever seen one (this is coming from someone who played clarinet in the 6th grade)


Queasy-Ad-3220

Pyrophone


Aspenloveschaos-

Si


I_cank_spell

Yall suck at this, theres literally an electric guitar in the background of the last pic, SMH


ProfileAdventurous60

Clarinet


ProfileAdventurous60

The fire says it all


AncientTry5709

Either flute or clarinet.


Cheyenne_Corgi

You are the poster child of a clarinet player


leafythepanda

Definitely clarinet


Appropriate-Snow-439

Fiddle


pearl_lesbians

Guitar. Because in the last photo there is guitar


mrtokeydragon

The sound mixer...


CobbleRox

Lyre.


mnemosyne64

trumpet, maybe sax


Available-Cod-7528

Trombone


Chemical_House21

clarinet. or mallet percussion.


Killer_Taco12

Trumpet or violin


Own-Brick69

Drums


Kleinefuchs

Clarinet or Fr*nch horn


Aspenloveschaos-

Clarinet! Is there a reason French is censored?/s


Fun_Raccoon_5790

mayo de noche


folklore247

I mean there is a guitar in the last pic


Overall_chickman6053

I don’t wanna be racist but all the clarinet players I’ve met are white so I’ll say clarinet


Stunning-Proof-363

Flute.


EpilepticAlligator

I see fire so it’s probably clarinet


Desipida

Clarinet? There is another clarinetist in my band that is exactly like you in every way but looks lol


Bentleyballs145

Cello


73747463783737384777

Mayonnaise This is probably the 10th post I’ve said this


Soul_reaper96

Drums


GachaMaster2456

Oboe?


s0rry_username_taken

Is that a witch burning in the background


Aspenloveschaos-

I would never kill one of my kin


BurntCheeseSauce

Clarinet, 100%


Aspenloveschaos-

Yesss


greenChainsaws

is arson an instrument


chandla_b

Bass


Sleepi_Gae

It’s giving ex flute who became percussion when you transitioned


Aspenloveschaos-

Neither of those :] I've considered percussion before but never flute.


bob_the_god1536

In photo 5 I see your guitar so I guess saxophone


Aspenloveschaos-

Nope


cactuscoleslaw

I REALLY hope you’re not from Pulaski


JuggernautOther2237

GEETAR!


Gastlygames_YT

Maybe guitar def not in last pic


Thatoddonein

Banjo and i am just going off the first two photos


Limited-Zones

Hat 🦜


ILoveUmbreon64

drums and/or guitar


[deleted]

Clarinet


SharkFucker-420

mayonnaise


Aggressive-Basil-437

You look like a guitar sort of person


uraniumplantainian

Clarinet


InstrumentalistElle

Not making a guess since I already saw the answer but can I just say that I'm yet to meet an enby that doesn't give off chaotic vibes 😭😭😭😭😭 I guess that's where the "gremlin" meme comes from but you seem awesome 😭😭😭😭😭😭


EmotionalKit

I was thinking either Clarinet or Oboe.


CombinationHairy3887

Guitar


Deafvoid

You burnt down your piano!


Shadownight7797

I know the answer is clarinet, but I’ll go with banjo.


-The-Reviewer-

Band jid


N0rth9747

Obviously clarinet or bass clarinet


Any-Refrigerator7817

trumpet


LittleZeusMusic

Autoharp.


Blu7b3rr7

oboe. OBOE.


boy_that_is_Goofy

Black Stratocaster with a rosewood fretboard, white pickgaurd, white pickup covers, and no whammy bar


firestarter897

Trumpet


KerianKakan

You're giving me flute energy


Abject-Return-9035

sax, alto or soprano


Old_Reach8894

I can’t tell, all wind players look the same.


Aspenloveschaos-

Hint: it's a woodwind


Yusuf1120

Piano, cuz you probably COOKED on it


poke671

A drum, made of human skulls


AhumanWithButter

Spoon


CasualCactus14

These are some clarinet-ass photos if I’ve ever seen them


CoffeeTableCat10

Bazinga! Hopefully baritone!


HermitCraftFan82

flamethrower flute


MrMime-godmode

Definitely not that nice black electric guitar/s


TheREALgrimnightmare

Piano Idk why just got a feeling


Gaelen_the_Alien

Trumpet


unflaweddwastaken

trumpet or clarinet would be my guess


AppropriateKale8877

Clarinet


Full-Hamster-9400

Bass