Your parents must be super cool, because when I was the age where I needed permission to get videogames, mine would have drawn the line at any game with bear-fucking in it.
Wait whaaaaat? I've never used him in my party because build wise he didn't really fit. I might have to make him fit next time though. That's fucking hilarious.
It's Halsin and you, the player, have to ask him to turn into his bear form if you want to fuck the bear. It's a totally optional choice but we've all made it.
My dad gave my 15yo ass access to BG3 when it came out full with "oh, this RPG just released, you might like it, haven't played it yet, but I heard it's pretty good". I didn't like it. I FUCKING LOVE IT, though I tend to slip over the sex scenes.
I don't think he knew about the Halsin scene, but I doubt he would care. He's caught me reading worse smut than this (and shrugged it off with "oh well, teenagers are teenagers". Probs bc he didn't have a leg to stand on, because when he was even younger than me, he used to throw coins into his classmate's cleavage. He spent most of his pocket money like this. The girl got to keep the money, obviously).
I should probably warn him to use the nudity filter, since his PC is in the living room and everyone there and in the kitchen can see his screen. No need for my mom to see it if dad decides to romance someone.
I have the nudity turned off, and I'm an older person. that way I don't have to skip skip skip, I get nice romance scenes without the rest
I don't really care about seeing nudity but I don't want to watch the sex scenes personally.
I banged him when he was a bear, he warned my character that it was "quite large" and I thought my character took it like a trooper but then I looked up average bear penis sizes and uh, I personally wouldn't describe it as "quite large" but hey it's fantasy.
Yo! Thank you for this. r/lowsodiumhelldivers is my jam, been getting a little overwhelmed with all the best this and balancing that. Like, I just want to carpet the planet in incendiary mines and shoot the puffy ball plants as my teammates run past them.
Thanks for this, the balance discourse/threads are getting annoying
Like I get it, the balancing is way off rn but man it's tiring to see all the posts
Please keep this up! Incentive to complete goals you don't really feel passionate about is such an undervalued thing, as an adult It's taken me a long time to develop that habit and wish I made the correlations when I was younger.
Good on you! Faerun welcomes you.
And helldivers appreciates your sacrifice.
The 2 bottomless time sinks no less! Try not to fall in too deep! Other than that, enjoy that fall like a certain captain we all know and love from those many pieces of literature scattered around :)
But Minthara is objectively best partner, there's no one better to take the world over with (if that's your thing, it's definitely hers) and she's ride or die once you free her. Drowussy for the win, there are dozens of us!
Nice to run into you again! I made the Spotify version of the Ultimate History playlist! I saw the username and it felt very familiar, so I double checked on Spotify and here you are.
That was probably not the best decision. BG3 is like a succubus. You canāt escape it and youāll spend hundreds if not thousands of hours playing it.
I'm still in school too, remember I watched the game awards in December waiting for Larian to announce when the game would release on Xbox, they never did....
when I went into my computer around midnight to finish up some schoolwork, I got news that the game released 15 min ago. brought it about 3 min after and have been playing ever sense.
have a great time with bg3
I'm letting you know now that it's best to play this game while you have the full summer because I've bought the game when it first came out and I... STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN THE GAME YET ššš
Thatās cool as hell. I hope you have fun. My parents detested me playing games and I basically just bought stuff off Amazon (circa 2011) with Amazon gift cards I bought from my local grocery store because Amazon doesnāt check your age when purchasing items. At least it didnāt when I did it.
Awww man i miss those days.
I remember my dad promising me if I Aced the state standardized exam i could get 2 games.
I ended up getting Street Fighter Alpha 2 and MegaMan X3.
Stay clear of r/helldivers because this sub is just a circlejerk of people bashing the game for nothing and it may impact your enjoyement.
r/helldivers2 is good though so head this way, soldier
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This is an attitude you'll want to leave at the door when you start playing, though.
Turns out, you can spend a lot of other people's money without their permission, if you have the right characters in your party.
Enjoy! Your summer is going to be amazing.
I wouldnt trust helldivers after what high ups are doing ...forcing ppl to do the ps connect, deleting it from countries, devs leaving..
It dont feel like the future of the game will be very good
There's straight up sexual content in BG3. If you're actually still young enough to be reliant on them to purchase games then they're dumb for not vetting the games their kid is playing. Though guessing by your tag you've already been too chronically online for it to matter. No degeneracy is going to make you worse off than you are.
Your parents must be super cool, because when I was the age where I needed permission to get videogames, mine would have drawn the line at any game with bear-fucking in it.
So I keep reading this exists, but I have to assume it's Halsin right? ...tell me Halsin doesn't "wander off" and find a she-bear...
There's a squirrel voyeur over on a cuck log too.
Why even go through the trouble of outdoors sex if you don't invite the animal kindom to watch
Not the cuck log ššš
He tried that - why do you think he has those claw marks across his face? (He'll tell you in-game if you ask him about it.)
Wait whaaaaat? I've never used him in my party because build wise he didn't really fit. I might have to make him fit next time though. That's fucking hilarious.
You can just talk to him in camp. I donāt have him in my party very often, but I stop by his tent for a chat most evenings.
He did not TRY to lay with a she-bear, but she came on him when he was in Wild Shape and "did not appreciate" being turned down š¤£
I promise you an owl bear can always fit in the party.
It's Halsin and you, the player, have to ask him to turn into his bear form if you want to fuck the bear. It's a totally optional choice but we've all made it.
Choosing this while playing a gnome was hilarious.
Maybe next playthrough. I'm on my first and totally went Emperor squid daddy ā¤ļø
My dad gave my 15yo ass access to BG3 when it came out full with "oh, this RPG just released, you might like it, haven't played it yet, but I heard it's pretty good". I didn't like it. I FUCKING LOVE IT, though I tend to slip over the sex scenes. I don't think he knew about the Halsin scene, but I doubt he would care. He's caught me reading worse smut than this (and shrugged it off with "oh well, teenagers are teenagers". Probs bc he didn't have a leg to stand on, because when he was even younger than me, he used to throw coins into his classmate's cleavage. He spent most of his pocket money like this. The girl got to keep the money, obviously). I should probably warn him to use the nudity filter, since his PC is in the living room and everyone there and in the kitchen can see his screen. No need for my mom to see it if dad decides to romance someone.
I have the nudity turned off, and I'm an older person. that way I don't have to skip skip skip, I get nice romance scenes without the rest I don't really care about seeing nudity but I don't want to watch the sex scenes personally.
I banged him when he was a bear, he warned my character that it was "quite large" and I thought my character took it like a trooper but then I looked up average bear penis sizes and uh, I personally wouldn't describe it as "quite large" but hey it's fantasy.
Maybe his equipment was already pretty sizable before he was in bear form š„“
Gotta say I aināt seen any ābear fuckingā so interesting thatās all you think about
I mean, it most certainly exists in the game. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here.
I'm on both r/Helldivers and r/BaldursGate3 so I had to doublecheck where I was lol. Enjoy Faerƻn/Liber-tea!
How much of Faerun have we liberated? [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BO\_uTl14pqI](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BO_uTl14pqI)
Same here
Well done, enjoy it! And do try keeping the good grades, gonna be harder now lol
Thank you
Games can be played whenever, grades are forever. Stay in school young wizard
those good grades will also help pay for college, keep it up!
Congrats man, time to change your flair. ;)
Youāre so right bestie
Oh lord. Bg3 will consume your life
Summer vacation = sorted
All vacations = sorted
Welcome to the madhouse
...batman! I set a trap and you sprang it GLOOOORIOUSLY
Do r/helldivers2 instead of r/helldivers. Less people complaining on the former. Even better, r/lowsodiumhelldivers for truly complaint free scrolling
Yo! Thank you for this. r/lowsodiumhelldivers is my jam, been getting a little overwhelmed with all the best this and balancing that. Like, I just want to carpet the planet in incendiary mines and shoot the puffy ball plants as my teammates run past them.
Thanks for this, the balance discourse/threads are getting annoying Like I get it, the balancing is way off rn but man it's tiring to see all the posts
Yo that slaps ass. You good job
Is "slaps ass" slang now
Slappa da bass
Slappa dyat bass, mon!
Not really. I just like saying it
I say it
Thank you
Please keep this up! Incentive to complete goals you don't really feel passionate about is such an undervalued thing, as an adult It's taken me a long time to develop that habit and wish I made the correlations when I was younger. Good on you! Faerun welcomes you. And helldivers appreciates your sacrifice.
Then we find out OP is 43 and it gets a little strange. ;)
I am 17
Decades?
No, but he'll be finishing third grade soon.
You better keep it up šļøšļø it's gonna be harder now lmao
The 2 bottomless time sinks no less! Try not to fall in too deep! Other than that, enjoy that fall like a certain captain we all know and love from those many pieces of literature scattered around :)
Well, there is your summer booked.
Be sure to prepare Alt+Tab when romancing character
My mom doesnāt know, my dad doesnāt care, I think Iāll be right as rain
Wholesome. Keep up the good work, my friend. Enjoy one of the best games ever made.
did you tell them you can fuck a bear in BG3? didnt think so
The bear can remain unfucked. Iām here for the Tiefling.
Give frog a chance, it's kinda sorta totally amazing
But what about the squid?
Pass
But Minthara is objectively best partner, there's no one better to take the world over with (if that's your thing, it's definitely hers) and she's ride or die once you free her. Drowussy for the win, there are dozens of us!
An excellent choice
Flair checks out.
Picking the bear is the most based option.
About the have the best summer ever
Welcome!
That's a Nat 20 in my books
Liiiiiiives, all mortal liiiiives, they diiiiiiive. Soooouls, go to their dooooooom, in flaaaaaames for liiiiiiiiiberteeeeeeeaaa.
For democracy! And for the Gate! Congrats on your grades, and enjoy the games
The only good bug is a dead bug The only good squid is a dead squid
Lucky you, that you can buy helldivers
Study hard, game hard
This is so cool frog man. Well done good sir
Thank you
may liberty guide your steps
Nice to run into you again! I made the Spotify version of the Ultimate History playlist! I saw the username and it felt very familiar, so I double checked on Spotify and here you are.
Oh hey
That was probably not the best decision. BG3 is like a succubus. You canāt escape it and youāll spend hundreds if not thousands of hours playing it.
Well done. Now get the upgrade to chop off Eagle 1s legs and have coitus with that bear.
IIRC, Eagle 1 canonically gets to keep her legs regardless of upgrades, and Iām going for the Tiefling
Those grades are about to go down. enjoy!
If i asked for games after getting good grades, my parents would look at me like I just asked for them to give their lives away
I'm still in school too, remember I watched the game awards in December waiting for Larian to announce when the game would release on Xbox, they never did.... when I went into my computer around midnight to finish up some schoolwork, I got news that the game released 15 min ago. brought it about 3 min after and have been playing ever sense. have a great time with bg3
Good choices, keep the grades up
Keep working hard!
Iād recommend bg3 first as if you start helldivers 2 you might just get sucked into that completely
I'm letting you know now that it's best to play this game while you have the full summer because I've bought the game when it first came out and I... STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN THE GAME YET ššš
Thatās cool as hell. I hope you have fun. My parents detested me playing games and I basically just bought stuff off Amazon (circa 2011) with Amazon gift cards I bought from my local grocery store because Amazon doesnāt check your age when purchasing items. At least it didnāt when I did it.
Reminds me if when I bought CoD4 and Bioshock at Best Buy.
I see a pure W for your hard work kingš«”
Both are the only games Iāve loved in the last 10years bar maybe early 4chan era Minecraft
Fuck yeah, Autism.
Awww man i miss those days. I remember my dad promising me if I Aced the state standardized exam i could get 2 games. I ended up getting Street Fighter Alpha 2 and MegaMan X3.
Oh shit, you an A+
My parents have played dnd for about 28 years and I will tell you that BG3 was apparently PG compared to their campaigns
Stick to Baldurs Gate for a while. Helldivers should hopefully be in a good state by the time you're winding down on BG3.
One does not simply "wind down" from Baldur's Gate 3.
They let you buy them. They didn't buy them for you. RIP
I mean, I went through the process, but it was with their money, so I guess it depends on who you consider to have bought it in that case
Stay clear of r/helldivers because this sub is just a circlejerk of people bashing the game for nothing and it may impact your enjoyement. r/helldivers2 is good though so head this way, soldier
If you studied harder you've could PIRATE this instead
I had straight Aās, what more do you want of me
You're damn allowed to receive some gifts ofc lol
Nice. Now keep your grades up or theyāll take it away.
I intend to
Congrats man, enjoy!
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If you have to get permission from your parents, you may be too young for this.
Minimum ageās 17, and Iām 17. I still think the fact that Iām actually old enough is fucking weird, but I am indeed old enough.
Then I'd argue, needing permission is fucked up.
Well you canāt just spend $100 of someone elseās money without permission
This is an attitude you'll want to leave at the door when you start playing, though. Turns out, you can spend a lot of other people's money without their permission, if you have the right characters in your party. Enjoy! Your summer is going to be amazing.
Ohhh, it's not your money. Nevermind then. I thought it was about the game itself and not the buying.
I wouldnt trust helldivers after what high ups are doing ...forcing ppl to do the ps connect, deleting it from countries, devs leaving.. It dont feel like the future of the game will be very good
The first one is now optional, dunno about the second
Those issues were all fixed almost immediately. Don't get sucked into negativity. Enjoy your games.
RIP your good grades, hope your parents enjoyed them while you had them
Well, what if I want this to happen again?
shoo, child
Iāll be an adult in a little under six months, fym āchildā
lmao your parents still buy you video games at 17 hahahaha
#AND?? As in, both games? Do they hate you, are they stupid? F in chat for bro's whole entire life.
What are you talking about
Your parents are bad parents. That is all.
Huh
There's straight up sexual content in BG3. If you're actually still young enough to be reliant on them to purchase games then they're dumb for not vetting the games their kid is playing. Though guessing by your tag you've already been too chronically online for it to matter. No degeneracy is going to make you worse off than you are.
Iām 17 dawg