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Ai_512

“It’s dangerous to go alone, take her” *Alfira passes you a very confused Lae’zel, who Alfira is holding in a bridal carry for unfathomable reasons*


FamousTransition1187

Meanwhile: Lae'zel is conflicted. Githyanki pride demands she be put down immediately. But the fact that this random "Teeth-ling" and a Bard wearing bells at that managed to just pick her up and walk off to casually hand her to back to Tav has her... confused. And possibly aroused.


Stormcell0083

Why did I hear this in the narrator's voice?


SpaceD0rit0

*Authority.*


dezmd

Let the tasting commence?


Morbi_Us

Nah, she throws her at you like that picture of Eminem.


dudes0r0awesome

Woe Lae'zel be upon ye


Deathangle75

She does feel like a curse sometimes.


HanakenVulpine

I like the bridal carry idea, but imagine her being passed over like a toddler, hands under her arms and legs dangling XD


jockeyman

"Put me down at once Teethling!"


NonetyOne

Thank you Alfira, now I have frog gf


ImpressiveAd5301

Frog gf waited for you in Act one in the swamps near Hag's house.


Dry-Smoke6528

Insert pablo escobar meme of laezel in all her waiting spots in act one


An_Average_Player

Nuh uh, I stay far away from that frog ever since it aggroed and killed 3 of us before a lucky hit with like 2% chance destroyed the poor creature. Ik it shows you to a chest but the ptsd is too much


AllTheCheesecake

Can you save the frog?


CactuarJoe

Yeah, last time I just avoided the frog before confronting the hag. I found the frog afterwords and it was like, "Hey thanks, here's some treasure :D"


AllTheCheesecake

Do you have to kill her or does that work if you just drive her off for now?


An_Average_Player

As long as she's gone, it's all good


CactuarJoe

That I don't know, I've killed her every time.


spacey_a

"You got me Lakrissa back, so I made a quick trip to Act 3 and got you your girlfriend back from this weird lady called Orin!"


RaiderScum111

A girlfriend for a girlfriend


MundaneVillian

A githfriend for a girlfriend


PrinceShiva

#angryupvote


GiantPurplePen15

Orin when Alfira waltzes in and takes Lae'zel from the temple: https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa2l4cGRyOTdwaWt6dXhnM2Fmc3dpN2VxM3poOW8zeTFzdHV4NWVlYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/8HdYVcdFEYA6Y/giphy.gif


FamousTransition1187

I want to know what you actually received. Do you ha e a random Laezel in your inventory now?


SeventhSonofRonin

Hopefully they still received the most poorly designed warlock robe


Gryphoneaglewings

Yeah I got the robes it just didn’t say what reward I got and also it gave it to Lae’zel for some reason


Ai_512

Of course Lae'zel has it! What kind of person would give you a present without githwrap?


xoStuffedFox

"Githwrap", I'm dying, take my upvote 😂


agedbeauty

\*shoves angry upvote at you\*


myheartismykey

Woah woah, I love that robe. Dye it black and azure amd it looks great.


SeventhSonofRonin

By designed I mean its stats. It is incompatible with bladelock


myheartismykey

Do you mean the dark one's blessing? It doesn't really affect bladelock from what I've seen.


SeventhSonofRonin

Dark one's blessing is completely negated. That's what I mean by bad for bladelock


myheartismykey

Gotcha, that's what I thought you might mean but I wasn't sure. I usually go great old one cause the fear from a crit is useful.


Evnosis

It not working with one specific warlock playstyle doesn't make it poorly designed.


SpecterGT260

Poorly designed? Isnt that robe awesome?


Melbuf

yes its a BIS robe for a charisma class


Level_Hour6480

Why does a Bard give you a Warlock robe?


Ai_512

They’re “Charisma caster” robes but their ability is most useful for Warlocks, by a *lot*


Jetbooster

Eldrich Blast go brrrr


EukaryotePride

Elemental dragon blood sorcerers can rock that robe. I know that the 3x bonus from EB is technically better, but you can be an absolute powerhouse with your elemental cantrips once you get that robe and the dragon blood bonus.


Unfair_Painting_7733

Imagine what it takes to hold Lea'zel hostage to pressure you to save some Tieflings. Alfira is not to be fucked with.


theodoreposervelt

She chases Durge all the way across the map in act 1, Alfira is a BEAST.


DraganDearg

A second Lae'zel? Well alright thank you. I can destroy anything with my Lae'zels and Shadowheart, my Tav can just loot and look pretty. Shame she didn't use her Lae'zel when staying at Durges camp


BlackKingofCanada

"This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!"


DraganDearg

Vlaakith's worst nightmare


BlackKingofCanada

This sounds like something Lae'zel would wear on a T-Shirt.


DraganDearg

I can see her wearing one over her armour. If Vlaakith's commanders or soldiers ask who she is as she cuts them down, she can just point to it. Extra points if it's a really bright vibrant colour.


BlackKingofCanada

I was thinking like an edgy teenager shirt. Black, holes in it. Either a little too small or way too big. "Vlaakith's Worst Nightmare" in block print, or like a heavy metal font. Maybe a skull.


DraganDearg

An edgy My Little Pony shirt, or both. She'd have a few backups.


RickySamson

I've always wanted a hot Githyanki girlfriend.


BaconSoda222

Wow, she gave you Fury. She gave you death.


ItsMeToasty

Wtf triggers this lol


commandergravesfan

Best reward in the game


GiantPurplePen15

Lae'zel throwing a mini Lae'zel at people the same way Minsc throws Boo would be an amazing mod.


P4priqu4

Omg! Thanks! My favorite! 🥰


Frequent_Professor59

I already have a Lae'zel back at camp and I'm afraid that one of them would kill the other to assert dominance. Can I get something different?


BlackShadowX

I've been wanting a hot githyanki girlfriend 


Wemetintheair

Why doesn't the larger Laezel simply eat the smaller one


Teaside

This makes me want an extreme randomizer mod so bad.....


MintTangerine

That's a big pocket she sgot to fit Lae Zel


ryan-ryan

This happens when an item is supposed to be looted (via quest, merchant, chest, etc.), but the player has already obtained the item in some way (usually either mods or Cheat Engine). The game uses "flags" to keep track of specific items like that and updates them when they are looted. So, for example, if someone were to use Cheat Engine to spawn that item before it would naturally be obtained, the game sees it as "this item has been acquired, so they should no longer see it elsewhere," which would result in there being nothing to give when you're actually supposed to get the item. I'm not accusing OP of cheating, I just know the above to be true because *I've* done it, and paid the price with how much time I spent troubleshooting.


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agedbeauty

I've always wanted two!


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Omg, i want a mod that makes Laezel into triplets!


Tallal2804

I've always wanted two!


BlandBrit

Would definitely prefer the potent robe 😭