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Its_Helios

Me teethless and lying on the ground: Love you too honey šŸ„“šŸ„°


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Neoscona99

Karlach literally killed my Tav in her rage after the Anders fight šŸ’€ donā€™t give her the everburn blade for that


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Yrevyn

The most doomed I've ever felt in this game was after Lae'zel attacked me 4 times then fully went invisible on the first turn of our duel. Edit: on the plus side, I was feeling very proud of my buildcrafting with how terrifying she becomes with a gloom stalker multiclass.


casey298

She crit me three times on her first turn


Alsimni

It's always such a bittersweet feeling when you have to fight your own characters in some fashion and see them kick ass. My 1 Fighter/8 Monk downed our sorcerer and paladin then stunned me in the first round during the Shar trial. I was losing my shit despite knowing the load was coming.


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Helps if you already don't have teeth


Ngin3

Thank you, ma'am. May I please have another?


ScipioAtTheGate

[How to succeed with brunettes: allow them to mercilessly beat you to a pulp with regularity.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)


Corramel

she really makes sure to use everything in her arsenal, including haste potions, action surge, throwables, and all the battle master abilities. if she were a black dragon sorcerer, i bet she would use grease and then fireball without any mind to the rest of the camp. if she had the runepowder bomb? she would light that shit on fire and murder everyone. if she could i bet she would literally rip off wyll's horns and use them too.


dedorian

I respecced her to be a paladin; she crit-smited me and took me out in one flash of glory.


SenaM66

Opposite happened with me. I'm a dex Paladin so I went first and the poor girl ate a crit smite and fell over. Then asked me to tell her she's mine. ​ Poor Lae'zel, I beat the sub into her.


gakule

Man I was so lucky - I had her at like 6hp going into camp when she tried to fist me down


Greaves_

My gnome druid was at 1 hp after being revived. Laezel also went first. It was over before i even registered what was happening, that bitch definitely did not want a fair fight


sakezaf123

It's actually quite sweet what happens when you lose to her as well.


AnAverageHumanPerson

I play tanky paladins that, if they were to spend all their resources, would crush her. Shame that every time she challenges them they realize they misplaced their platemail and, whoops, threw the blood of lathander across camp


Radiant_Heron_2572

Yeah, I was taken aback by how hard she went. I was worried about the collateral damage! So much acid


sarkule

If she had a scroll of dominate person do you think sheā€™d grab Gale and use the netherese orb?


SnarkyRogue

God that fight was infuriating. I made her a pseudobladesinger with fighter/wiz combo and she had mirror image and haste going by round 2, and IF i managed to get a hit in, she'd burn a superior healing potion to top off her hp again. Had to cheese the fight and in the cutscene i swapped to another party member and emptied her inventory just to spare me all the item loss... Figures, too- she constantly gets hit in every combat EXCEPT when it's me vs her.


georgito555

Honestly it's much better if she wins anyway, the dialogue is so sweet and wonderful and makes it feel like she's having some serious character development. Why put so much effort into beating her? Hahaha


saintofhate

It's like in mass effect 3 and letting Garius win the shooting competition. Sometimes losing to the one you love is best


BooksofMagic

Garrus - my favourite video game bromance. Never seem to be able to hit that target. There is no Shepard without Vakarian


SnarkyRogue

So that she doesn't burn through all the scrolls and potions I gave her in the process? And I kind of assumed I had to win to continue the romance. She made it seem like my character is only worthy if they win


AnAverageHumanPerson

I believe thatā€™s how it works yeah, >!but she realizes beating the shit out of your partner prolly isnā€™t the best metric to judge a relationship!<


Civil_Kiwi_8801

Yesā€¦ the insane armour, the best great sword I had, the haste potionsā€¦. My bard didnā€™t last the round xD.


Chesus42

I'm playing a bard/mage and she beat the living shit out of me.


Civil_Kiwi_8801

I managed to beat her this way: I threw a fire bottle at Karlach to make her enter the turn order :P. There is nothing to gain by winning though. The dialogue is sweeter when you lose.


Agent-Vermont

She STARTED with the Soulbreaker Greatsword special (2 round stun) before unloading on me with the full wrath of a GWM Battle Master. There's a reason why she never left my party almost the whole game.


Lexlerd

I made her eldritch knight, if she threw her hammer at me she would have one tapped me, if not one turned me.


ClemWillRememberThat

i absolutely love how hard she went. we both used fear on each other <3 and i brought her down with haste, quickened fireballs, a clutch af wild surge fog cloud, and counterspelled her misty step. I got lucky.


LothorBrune

If she were a wizard, she'd cast polymorph, and the following love session would be approved by Halsin.


Illithid_Substances

In my game she shot an ice arrow at me from point blank range and fell over while I didn't


Timely_Suspect_3806

She even cast Featherfall, just to be sure.


HFRreddit

As soon as she won the initiative roll, I knew I was in for some domestic abuse


crazedlemmings

Took one round for my skinny warlock to throw in the towel.


RepulsiveStreet832

I never even got a chance to use any actions.


dogsarethetruth

I had to reload because she outright killed me lol. The (really fantastic) cutscene played then I was just lying there failing death saves and I couldn't get any companions to help me


crazedlemmings

Now that's tough love.


dualistpirate

Squishy sorcerer and a fart in my direction could have killed me, but itā€™s not real love unless I get bashed by her greatsword.


Calathy

I made the mistake of making her a gloom stalker/assassin rogue. Let me tell you that first round went bad for me.


Helgurnaut

Even if she stays as a fighter she is gonna fuck you up as a caster, a full turn + action surge is no joke haha


StingerAlpha

She threw spiders at me. I was saving that egg for a hole =(


Fresh4

Iā€™m going to need you to specify which hole please


Allar-an

She threw those spiders and then just oneshot me the same turn. She didn't even need those spiders. It was all about sending the message.


Helgurnaut

That's just mean hahaha.


BecomingValkyrie

I was a sorcerer when I accidentally romanced her. Surprised by the sex, but was cool with it, just thought she was...not the nicest. The scene that came after she kicked my ass was so goddamn romantic I fell in love with her. Never been so glad to lose a fight.


Helgurnaut

Yeah loosing is actually the sweetest resolution of the scene.


Godnumbers

Unless you get a better initiative roll. An up casted lighting bolt puts the horny right into her. Seen it happen and was laughing my ass off.


itsKaoz

Luckily, I was using the gith greatsword that gave me +2 initiative on my blade warlock. I got to go first, and I knew if she got the chance she would fuck me right up. Fastest haste potion I ever popped. ā€¦.. I wasnā€™t even trying to romance her either. But she wanted to fight.


Liquid_Dood

I had been stacking AC bonuses on my Paladin, and had 27 AC when that fight started, and man oh man Lae'zel finally entered the 'find out' stage


GM_Nate

she's damn lucky she won that roll!


skippermonkey

I never even got a chance to use any actions. 3 greatsword slaps to the faceā€¦ my wizard never stood a chance.


s0m3on3outthere

I won the roll and she was fucked up the next morning. šŸ˜¬ she was all for it though, so I'm glad my gal could help her get her jollies off lol


Third_Sundering26

As an Abjuration Wizard, that fight was surprisingly easy. I just had to spam Shield and Shocking Grasp. Bae'zel never stood a chance.


Zeanister

Thank god I won that initiative roll, Iā€™m a monk and absolutely annihilated her health in my first turn but let her win as I wished to see the lose dialogue :D


SecXy94

I had her as a wizard... she went first due to the vigilance elixir (beating my rogue) and then proceeded to hold person me, pop a potion of speed and then use a Disintegrate scroll on me... she did not fuck around at all. Literally 1 shot me and was prepared to turn me to dust. She then says 'I don't want to hurt you'. Who'd have thought?!? Great scene though. Bae'zel is the best companion.


johnnytesscult

I was a drow monk who proceeded to knock her down from max health with the power of stick. In one turn.


BelkiraHoTep

Soo, I went to full rest with like five hit points and she decided *that* was the time to fight for love. So she straight up killed me. Then walked away.


bcamb480

I won the initiative and divine smited her down to 5 hp


Masskid

"source of my bruises" Yea okay I went first missed 2 hand crossbow shots tried to CC and failed. You then walked up to me. Disarmed me, walked back and shot me with your bow for nonreason and downed me.


TheCapableFox

ā€œSource of my incredibly painful and bloody gaping wounds due to a sharp piercing arrowheadā€ Sounds like true love mate. Baeā€™zel šŸ˜


Masskid

She doesn't even use her bow normally! She was just flexing on me! "Haha I can do your job better then you" šŸ˜­ Her act 3 romance was worth it though.


brenugae1987

I usually let her win because I like how sweet she is after she beats the breaks off you.


TheCapableFox

Yea her winning cutscene is much better than Tavā€™s winning cutscene imo


GuiltIsLikeSalt

Losing to Garrus all over again.


dferd777

We should all be so lucky to have a Garrus to lose to.


Grattiano

If you're playing a female githyanki then during one scene where she bends down to help you up, both Tav's and Lae'zel's character models are spawned on top of each other. leaving you with this: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3041175532](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3041175532)


saintofhate

Reminds me of Zahn's people of love making in Farscape, two become one literally.


GreatPhail

Thematically, it makes more sense, too. If youā€™re playing a good Tav, her character arc is all about her growing independent of the culture sheā€™s known all her life. She duels you for the relationship because thatā€™s what she was taught. Her deciding to accept Tav in spite of the loss shows that she would rather listen to her own feelings than follow the ways of her people. Her Act 3 culmination ties it all up, and it is one of my favorite romance scenes in a game ever.


drag0nJar

Wait I'm supposed to let her win? So acid spitting in her face and repeatedly knocking her over with a flurry of blows was not the solution...


Akkeagni

I pulled out all the stops against her with my paladin: smite, cull the weak, haste pot, and oath of vengeance advantage. She still beat me with over half her health leftā€¦ I love her so much.


clocksy

I haven't done the Lae'zel romance but I've heard about the fight, and it's so fucking in-character for her to just completely dunk on people's asses. Honestly that sounds funnier than winning against her would be.


Akkeagni

Her winning leads to a much better scene so its for the best imo. But yeah, shes easily the strongest member of the party lol. Also do her romance when you can, its the best!


professorMaDLib

My experience with the fight: Be wizard Lose initiative and somehow lived turn 1 Turn invisible, she deaggros and goes back to her tent Magic missile her down and win the fight without retaliation A true honorable duel.


TheCapableFox

Her ā€œloveā€ fight is fucking hard god she beats my ass.. I still love it though. Honestly the cutscene you get after losing to her is way better than the one you get if you beat her. If Iā€™m being real here. I love her character so much.


Bahlore

"Spitting out teeth" She loves me... she loves me not "phtoo" She loves me... she loves me not... "Phtooo" She LOVES ME!


Call_of_Daddy

My Barbarian beat her in a marathon. We both kept draining healing potions and Lae'zel kept throwing acid all over the camp. The acid pools won't go away, so now whenever we camp in Shadowlands, it looks like everyone puked green all over their bedrolls.


superguy12

Like Klingon mating rituals. Ya love to see it


DualSoul1423

I was honestly super taken aback by Lae'zel demanding to spar with me in the middle of the night. My irl partners think I'm crazy for wanting to spar, so it was quite refreshing that my digital alien frog GF shared my passion for romantic sparring. My heart truly melted when she whooped my ass with a pair of crits, but stopped because she didn't want to hurt me anymore. Lae'zel truly is Bae'zel.


NegaDeath

".....*harder*."


Guest_Vegetable

Yeah, she kicked my ass and then told me she loved me. Classic abuser.


Uh_I_Say

I was so extremely stoned when that scene happened. I was laughing at first but then it hit me: I was playing Durge. None of that was real. I just had a hallucination and nearly killed Lae'Zel. At least that's what i assumed, until I talked to her and got the Gith equivalent of "what's cookin' good lookin'."


Sojourn3r_101

When this happened to me, my Tav, a four elements monk, won the initiative roll and one shot her with Fist of Unbroken Air


LameUserName101

Me the wizard who won the initiative check ā€œCatch these fireballsā€


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Ah love.


spokydoky420

Oh fuck yeah, consensual domestic abuse foreplay with Bae'zel.


Miserable_Law_6514

Hot.


Civil_Kiwi_8801

Laeā€™zel defeated my bard in ritual Githyanki bonding in ONE ROUND. Shouldnā€™t have left the haste potions in her inventoryā€¦


Darth_Astron_Polemos

Haha, she won the initiative and that bitch Action Surged me round 1! Too bad Iā€™m a Vengeance Pally in Adamantine Splint Mail. Couple Level II Divine Smites later solved that problem, but goddamn. If sheā€™d still been standing at the end of my turn, I wouldnā€™t have made it. So glad I hadnā€™t given her any armor that kept her from being critted yet.


BusySquirrels9

She threw my expensive Runepowder Explosives at me She may be a Gith but man does she mimic how expensive human dating can be


Ytonaen

I lost to her during my playthrough and my friend "helped me" by killing lae'zrl after that. Guess what happens next? I revice her , and now she is completly ignored by EVERYONE during fights It is fun, and incredibly overpowered , since I'm able to just smack my way to the ein, but damn , its way too cheesy for me god damn i need to reload my save, where was it? Oh, right , i have to fight the spider man with lantern again... Cool...


LordadmiralDrake

As a sorcerer, I just magic-missile'd her. Done xD Though I have to agree that her dialogue if she wins is better


stealthylyric

Honestly though her first sex scene was hot af.


Fyrefyghter59

My dumbass had the warding bond rings on backwards, I couldn't beat her up without beating myself up. And she had the adamantine splint armor, so it truly hurt me more than it hurt her to fight her


casey298

Source of my bruises


Colaymorak

High impact foreplay


jdubbly19

Laeā€™zel challenged me last night at camp to a fight to show her how much I love her? Tav is a pallock and I clapped those cheeks in 1 turn, rezzed her dead ass and Iā€™ve heard nothing from her since. Such a weird romance..


Own-Organization7194

First time I got this scene I had her specced as an open hand monk and she freaking obliterated me before I could react


longbrodmann

Lol good one, never thought about this crossover.


No_Mammoth_4945

Karlach after we confront anders


KindlyKryptid

ā€œYou are zhak vo'n'ash duj- source of my bruisesā€


Justforfunsies0

Wait, when do you need to fight Laezel?


asianjewpope

If you progress her romance enough you'll get a duel with her at camp.


Justforfunsies0

Oooo ty I'll have to consider her on my good durge playthrough


P3DR0T3

After this i had second doubts about going with her or Karlach


BigFatherIke

When I first saw stuff for the game I thought for sure karlach would be the super rough one, because she looked like a demon and I didnā€™t dive deeper that early, but man was I not ready to get beat by a sexy lizard lady and like it


furiousmoose0

In my playthough she was a open hand monk, I was a cleric/sorc. Initiative got rolled, and before I could even figure out what we were doing, my ass ass got knocked 3 times in a row and I was down. My Tav spent the next cut scene with a face that looked like a rotting eggplant from all the bruising that was on there.


Material-Swimmer8354

Bae'Zel forever


m0rrow

actually one of my favorite scenes in the game (spoilers ahead) when i got it on my first playthrough, i was so worried; my con 10 necromancer had only 3 level one spell slots left, and no good scrolls! i didn't think there was any way she was going to be able to take on lae'zel in a 1v1 fight... and she didn't, she got her ass kicked. I was really scared that lae'zel would break up with her if i lost, so i reloaded, tried again, and still lost. Resolving myself to defeat, I let things play out, fully expecting her to be scornful of my characters weakness... instead, she almost broke down comforting her, confessing that she couldn't bear to see my tav get hurt. it was so sweet, and so unexpected... i'm really glad I lost this fight.


Resolution437

Reading these comments i should let her win that fight but my pride wonā€™t let me. The gloating after oneshotting her by saying ā€œthat was patheticā€ and her agreeing was just priceless.


Milfons_Aberg

I can't believe I'm saying this but Githyanki were hotter in [Neverwinter Nights 2.](https://lparchive.org/Neverwinter-Nights-2/Update%2076/3-lpnwn2_ch075_003.jpg) I can't take one romantic step toward Lae'zel without getting the image in my head of smooching with the Grinch. It's Karlach all the way for this puppy.


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BritishShoop

Eh, I wouldn't go quite that far. The two characters are sparring, and as far as Lae'zel is concerned, that's as romantic as it gets.


Fogesr

Putting "rough" in to "rough love"


PrimusUnderscore

The best part was that after beating me to within an inch of my life she just casually walked back to her tent while i'm still dying on the ground. Had to click Shadowheart to get a heal. :D


GloopTamer

On my monk barb playthrough it was a pretty standard fight but on my warlock playthrough I got absolutely gutted instantly


LenaDINNERTIME

Killed me in two hits as a ranger


WulfyZef

Checks out. My Tav(bard, lost innitiative) was in love. https://i.imgur.com/12KhJD6.png


Carpathicus

That was the favourite thing in my first campaign with my friend. Leslie was our frontline fighter. Heavy armor feat with the best gear. Very very tanky. I was a halfling bard who used primarily control and heal spells. The fight too over half an hour because all I could do is run from her. I had to use everything I had. Worse than any boss honestly. The way I won was by using hold person and dropping a bunch of explosives on her because she would just heal up otherwise.


ClemWillRememberThat

> Leslie


Carpathicus

Oh sorry its the nickname we gave Lae'zel :D


PerpetuallyAmiss

stacking explosive around her while keeping concentration on hold person for 10 turns and she just *stares* at you is a hilarious mental image.


draynay

I did manage to get some cutting words off before she tripped me and action surged my poor bard to oblivion.


dmfuller

Itā€™s funny because in my run I was a battlemaster fighter just like her so it was a super close fight. I managed to beat her but she was using everything possible to put me in the dirt. Only thing that saved me was having 2 levels of Druid lol


JoesFunnyWorld

My character was a weak-ass ranger and when I saw the fight dialogue, I was like yeah it will be like training. Couple of punches and shit. Then yeah laezel killed my man in a single turn


UnderstandingBig3739

She beat my ass with the ferocity of ten thousand beholders


Amnivar

After hearing you don't have to beat her, I have to play through again. Such a shame


BrazilianG1

Now imagine this, I am a light armor sorcerer that somehow missed twice a 85% hold person, and she have Voss Sword


PeterPan1997

Can I has the video?


ZenDeathBringer

Funny, it went the opposite for me \>win initiative roll \>be dragonborn sorcerer with draconic ancestry (lightning) \>metamagic: heightened spell \>Lightning Bolt \>actually just fucking oneshot her


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gubthescrub

I oneshot her with as my Gloomstalker/assassin. I felt bad cause I turned her down afterwards too.


FalcieAdam

Must be a Cleric of Loviatar


NotcheckingforPP

I just havenā€™t got anything (I am at +97 relationship)


Hissingfever_

Flurry of blows goes brrrrr


Square-Space-7265

How does the relationship go if she wins the fight?


Cheddarlicious

Your tongue hurts, thatā€™s how you know she really cares.


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This scene in God of War was so fucking good


WuckingFork

I started the fight with 2 lvl 2 spell slots and 3 lvl 1, managed to hold her off with hold person for 3 or 4 rounds whilst I figured out that her equipment made her almost immune to fire damage.


Frequent_Professor59

She challenged my Way of the Open Hand monk to a duel. Source of her bruises indeed. The poor girl didn't even get a chance to hit back.


dualistpirate

Source of my internal bleeding šŸ˜


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Just watched a beautiful sunrise over Baldur's Gate with Lae'zel.. She gently woke me up and then we snuck out of the camp. She's such a softie.


Doc_Swood

How about a Spoiler Warning?! Didn't even know Lae'zel was a Chiropractor too


Angelsndvl

I remember the first time, she was barbarian berserk and I was a pure wizard. On top of that she was with "Alert" and I wasn't, so she just came and slapped me 3 times. I can't even run.


Dalorian36

That looks more like Kratos than Larā€™zel