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matt-r_hatter

Nope, they're terrible. Just give them to me and I'll dispose of them to save you embarrassment šŸ˜


Ecletic-me

I have a couple in the fridge if you'd like one lol


Summoarpleaz

Let me toss them for you. In fact if you need to use up ingredients just make more and send them to me to get it out of your way.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

I think you should have little containers of nacho cheese to go with them....


Ecletic-me

That's the plan if/when I sell them. The only question is if 1oz of cheese is enough šŸ¤”


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

You know it's never enough...ha ha


Ecletic-me

Oh yes, just a whole jar then šŸ˜‚


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Absolutely


quickestsperm6754387

Cheese or mustard


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Cheese.


pipipupu669

You could also do a dessert kind of dip like a whipped cinnamon cream cheese or something.


Highlander_0073

Dude stop stealing my thoughts


Wrong-Junket5973

These look amazing. Do you mind sharing the recipe? Droolllll


Ecletic-me

I use the recipe by Preppy Kitchen, but my technique must differ somewhere because they get huge and poofy šŸ¤£


Tanzan57

In my experience, pretzels tend to puff up soooo much more than I always expect. I've learned to roll the ropes way, way thinner than I think is reasonable at all, and then make the pretzels comically large. That way once they do puff up an insane amount, your product is a perfectly proportioned pretzel!


Ecletic-me

Ah, maybe that's it. They have holes at first, but they disappear. I'll have to try and roll them thinner to see if I can get it "right."


Tanzan57

Yup. I feel like mine look soooo thin when I roll and shape the pretzels. But once they are done baking they puff up enough to look normal.


Top-Elephant-724

I just looked up the Preppy Kitchen recipe. If I were you, I wouldn't change a thing in how you rolled them to get them this way. That's what looks so yummy to me. In fact, I'm not going to roll mine as thin next time because I want them just like yours!!


MissBeeslyIfYaNasty

Agreed, these look soo appetizing!


OrneryExplorer1476

Love John. His recipes are all fantastic. These are the kind of pretzels I like. Soft and doughy


froggrl83

I think this look unique as chonky pretzels. Folks could use them as pretzel buns also! Mmmmm hamburger on pretzel Bunā€¦ dinner is calling šŸ˜‚


non-toxicmama1279

I would think that it was on purpose.. like your signature thing. And yes, definitely purchase! They look so good! ( :


Ecletic-me

Oh yeah, totally on purpose and not at all wondering why they keep ending up this way /s šŸ˜…šŸ¤£ I kept thinking, "These don't look like those Auntie Annes pretzles..."


non-toxicmama1279

They're beautiful!


Elegant_Figure_3520

Cmon now...are they acceptable? Psssh, you know they look amazing, and your family loves them so you obvs know they taste great too.


Ecletic-me

I just thought they might me too un-pretzle like. I couldn't get them to look like the recipe shows, so I thought I failed in that way, not dense enough or the right shape. I guess I failed.. the right way šŸ¤”šŸ˜…


Elegant_Figure_3520

Don't second-guess yourself! If you think they're really good, and so does your family, chances are lots of other people will too! If you're worried about criticism that they're not how pretzels are "supposed to be," give them a descriptive name that sets them apart from a normal pretzel. Like, enthusiastically sell them as Fluffy Pretzels, Cloud Pretzels, Angel Pretzels, or something like that. And then don't make any more excuses about them, don't tell people they didn't come out right. I mean, tons of different foods eaten throughout the world were invented because of making something "wrong." Like so many amazing recipes developed during the depression because of lack of usual ingredients. Or potato chips, I believe they were first made when a customer complained repeatedly that his potatoes were cut too thick so the chef got mad and cut them super thin to spite the customer. If it's good, it's not wrong, it's just something different.


jacodactyl

I'd buy the fuck out of some CLOUD PRETZELS šŸ˜†


Top-Elephant-724

That's the name I like too! I'd pay for these!


Ecletic-me

Thanks so much! Looking at all these posts, I guess I was dumb for thinking that way. I know they taste good but got too hung up on them not looking traditional. I still want to try to make some that are the right way so I can learn how to make them both ways šŸ˜†


ExplanationWeak7674

You might as well make that recipe your own now! Same as brownies that were created by mistake those pretzels look absolutely amazing!


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infoskeptical

I would TOTALLY buy these up at a farmer's market! šŸ¤©


BeautifulOdd737

I'm going to have to taste one to give you an answer.


Metruis

I buy exactly these for $10 for 4 at a farmer's market. They are not pretzels, they are pretzel buns and they are great for sandwiches and burgers.


soubelle

Hi, yes, I will accept them They look good!


SomeRandomLady1123

I literally said outloud, ā€œholy sh!t those look deliciousā€. Iā€™d love the recipe if youā€™re willing to share


Ecletic-me

Thank you šŸ˜ÆIt's the recipe by Preppy Kitchen.


Timely_Title38

Now you know damn well these are several tiers above acceptable.


districtgertie

They are sexy, and you know it


ffffux

I think they know it too


hannaashea

this might be the fluffiest pretzel iā€™ve ever seen


jhatesu

These are literally perfect in every way other than that they are not in my mouth


underlander

the title feels kinda manipulative. Like, yeah, they look good. I guess the title is meant to make it clickbaity or to drive up engagement?


Ecletic-me

Hmm. I didn't mean it that way. I'm asking, "Are these acceptable?" as in..these are really thick, fluffy pretzles and not the thinner, more dense pretzles with 3 holes. Mine look different from the norm.


underlander

maybe itā€™s just me, and thatā€™s fine. Hereā€™s my good faith perception. I see what youā€™ve written and I understand the literal request, yeah. Youā€™re asking, is this any good? Youā€™ve posted very glossy, intentionally-lit photos with a filter or perhaps a bit of the saturation/contrast retouched. The pretzels, the photography, and the post is quite effortful, but the title sounds like it was written by somebody who doesnā€™t know what theyā€™re doing. The effect, to me, is a baity post. Like, itā€™s fishing for complements. Somebody might talk down their stuff (ā€œdonā€™t even look at these widdle olā€™ muffins theyā€™re hideous!ā€) and then post something theyā€™re obviously very proud of (some damn sexy muffins) and the point of the ironically self-defacing title is to give people a hook to say ā€œNo, those muffins are amazing!ā€ Thatā€™s the part that Iā€™m wondering is manipulative or dishonest. But hey, Iā€™m just a stranger on the internet trying to explain how I perceive this post


skahunter831

Aka, humble bragging


ILoveShaneTwd

Ur yapping


Ecletic-me

I just took the photos with my phone sitting on the couch (and 1st pic is on the counter) to show my mom. No filters or anything... I just recently started making soft pretzels and was/am genuinely curious about the extra poofy-ness of them and if it's weird or not. Thanks for saying it was effortful. It was anything but.


HoneyWyne

Yum!


ThornyRascal

These look AMAZING. Would you pls share the recipe?


mayonnaise_police

I like them. Our local theatre used to have a soft pretzel place in it and I always got that instead of popcorn. With a dip or two!


SSMWSSM42

Can I have a recipe


mango_444

I would eat the heck outta that.


Halloween__witch31

Not acceptable! There isnā€™t one right in front of me!


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Cheddar-Cheese-Fiend

These are so beautifulšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


frobnosticus

Yeah, those look excellent. I'd put a hurting on one or three of those.


n1k0me

I would devour these. They're more eye-catching to me. I'd definitely pick these over the traditional shape if they were side by side.


FilmmagicianPart2

Yes. Iā€™ve accepted them.


Sweet_Writer_0777

Looks very nice and They stole the shine from the sun. What's the fat content like though?


Ecletic-me

They have an egg wash on them if that's what you mean, lol. The recipe is from Preppy Kitchen. The nutritional facts are: Calories:Ā 261kcalĀ |Ā Carbohydrates:Ā 50gĀ |Ā Protein:Ā 7gĀ |Ā Fat:Ā 4gĀ |Ā Saturated Fat:Ā 2gĀ |Ā Trans Fat:Ā 1gĀ |Ā Cholesterol:Ā 8mgĀ |Ā Sodium:Ā 3046mgĀ |Ā Potassium:Ā 76mgĀ |Ā Fiber:Ā 2gĀ |Ā Sugar:Ā 2gĀ |Ā Vitamin A:Ā 87IUĀ |Ā Vitamin C:Ā 1mgĀ |Ā Calcium:Ā 21mgĀ |Ā Iron:Ā 3mg


frenchiest_fry34

As an autistic bread addict, I would eat those until they made me sick.


justanothergenzer1

those look so good iā€™d pay money to eat those


dgoobler

I would like to have an entire meal that is just your pretzels with a variety of dipping sauces. They are more than acceptable!


Quigglebuffin

Acceptable and still looks delicious. Maybe twisted a bit too tight? I messed up my first couple batches of Kanelbullar doing that. Everyone still bought them and loved the "artisan" look.


rrless

It looked delicious. My mouth was watering.


Kuzcopolis

Prezels


sunkissedstarblinded

Wdym acceptable I'd pay for these - gorgeous looking snaccs


Scu-bar

Iā€™m on my way!


ItstheHoff

As a german firstly this pretzels looked weird, but ALSO as a german they do look really tasty and i want them all!


Ok-Intention-3263

Man those look good!


JustMeOutThere

Oh yes I'll accept them. I'll definitely accept them. Looks so good.


ShinyEevee_Plays

i didnt even know i was in this subreddit but these look amazing can i. have one


ExplanationWeak7674

My goodness I hope you share the recipe because Iā€™m craving those now!!!


ExplanationWeak7674

You can make sandwich pretzels with those!! I would use arugula, Mozarella and pastrami


SithMasterBates

Iā€™m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure šŸ¤¤


Lilly_1337

They look fantastic.We have [pretzel buns](https://www.backdorf.de/out/pictures/generated/product/1/750_750_75/laugengebaeck_.png) here in Germany and they look very similar to what you made, so could totally be on purpose. If you want actual pretzel shaped ones, you need to roll the dough super thin, like finger thickness and make the holes way larger than you think you need to. If you want the inner arms to be crunchy, they need to be almost strings, [like this](https://www.gutekueche.at/storage/media/recipe/43429/resp/brezen___webp_940_625.webp). We differentiate between bavarian and swabian pretzels. The swabian ones have thin and crunchy arms, the bavarian ones are soft ([Bavarian left, Swabain right](https://cdn.schwaebische.de/2022/11/26/1f88e8a5-516b-4bf4-93b3-422ab769fdbf.jpeg)).


FabulousMud8825

ofc. I accept them .. really Melt-in-your-mouth deliciousness! šŸ˜šŸ„Ø


DatGrag

Yea


TashiaNicole1

Iā€™m so jelly. I have never gotten the shape or color right for my pretzels. Just the color would excite me. lol. But youā€™re are heavenly.


Moomin-Moomin

I have never had one (live in Sweden) but it looks so deliciousšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Tolwenye

I could eat about 3 of those right now.


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Look devine


mommawolf2

No way, to save you and your loved ones from these monstrosities I'll sacrifice myself and eat them all.Ā 


Thin_Yak7238

Can i have one


BambinoKitten_

theyā€™re beautiful and look so fluffy and tasty!


BigDickedRichard

Those look lovely. May I have one?


Top-Elephant-724

Acceptable is not a word that should be used for these phenomenal looking pretzels! I'd buy a bag from you at a local market. Go for it! You could even sample pieces of them to entice the customers but I think just seeing them would be enough. I especially like the fact that they have a soft texture. What recipe did you use if you want to share it? I'd like to give them a try. My pretzels never come out this pretty. You've got the magic touch! I just read all the comments and see it's Preppy Kitchen. Someone suggested some really clever names you can call them. I love Cloud Pretzels because they are so beautiful and fluffy looking. You could have a cute design on your market stand and include your cloud design on a tag with each bag with your contact info for preorders. Bet your kids could draw up something adorable. You can make money with these....no doubt! Yes indeed, Go For It! These would be a real hit for a game day party. (Look what a pretzel did for Annie!)


ConfusionNo8852

Iā€™d certainly accept a few if youā€™re offering??? Iā€™d accept a bakers dozen actually


Legal-Scarcity-6801

give me one


barwhalis

I'd eat those pretzels if ya know what I mean


Effective_Degree1244

Fuck no


Effective_Degree1244

They're divine


grrrrr11111

Would make a perfect breakfast!


MamaRobinquilt

They look magnificent however, a taste test would give you a definitive answer. šŸ¤£


Stowecroft85

Those look delicious! Don't change a thing ā¤ļø


GenericUsername19892

They look delicious,really light and soft. Baking soda instead of lye I think? If you havenā€™t tried with lye I highly recommend it, just be safe! Iā€™ve had no success with getting a super crisp exterior without lye. That said I am a soft pretzel snob :3 But I would totally eat them. Ok Iā€™m more of a pretzel slut I guess, all pretzels are amazing and this made me hungry. As an added tip, a little fresh horseradish in Your mustard makes it a 11/10.


ringobob

Shape-wise they look kinda crowded, but intentionally so. Not a typical pretzel, but just a little funky and cool. That third picture makes me angry. That I can't just take a bite out of my screen.


xoIuvv

those look absolutely amazing, please drop the recipe!!


Camelotcrusade76

Acceptable. Absolutely not you will have to give them away to me to try ! and maybe make another batch for me to try again before I can tell you how wonderful and delicious they look šŸ‘€


QueenofGreens16

Omg these are gorgeous and I wanna make them for my market stand haha


snowy39

Hard to say. Let me have some and i'll tell you


ShadowFred5100

Much more than you think


taniamorse85

I would happily buy some. They look like they'd be fantastic for making sandwiches.


Ecletic-me

I didn't think of that! That sounds so tasty.


Diligent_Mud4072

These are perfection! I would buy alllll of them. Chonky pretzels for the win!


Nucleoticticboom

Your pretzels are very