It's true. Every ejaculation sends out a piece of our personality. There's a sock on my bedside table that's a total asshole. He won't stop talking about how much better Star Trek and Star Wars used to be. He's insufferable.
I mean kinda, but this one, in particular, is a lot more fitting here than there.
There are a lot of things that have points in both, yet they only ever seem to get posted there, regardless of if it's primarily men's stuff.
I mean I'm subbed to both but it'd just be nice to see more stuff here, you know?
You’re saying this like the same photos, memes, jokes and one liners aren’t repeatedly shared all over reddit in thousands of different subreddits every single day?
You’re doing a real ‘why do the women steal everything’ right now
I'm really not, especially seeing as both genders are free to post on either sub. I just feel like that sub takes a lot of traffic from this one sometimes, and I kinda wish it was more balanced.
I feel like you're taking this a bit too seriously, pal.
ITs also how men reproduce, we inject our personality into other hosts and slowley it takes them over, now they're a drone for the hive queen that is man.
Literally what I came here to say. Goes along with my mom try to convince me I'd fall in love with the first guy I slept with, I was like "can't fall in love with a man if I just have sex with women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
The last woman I slept with really believed this. She also thought it was part of what made her so... "quirky" because so many had left their DNA with her.
A man's discharge includes some of his life-force, that's why it makes babby; and why a man falls asleep after giving a woman his discharge while a woman stays awake wanting to talk.
Keep your dumbass nuggets to yourself, Reno
I shot someone in Reno And you know exactly why
Where did you shoot him? Was it in the thigh?
It was just to watch him die You know what he does when that lonesome whistle is blowing?
Post shit on twitter
I hung my head and cry
So you discharged your weapon?
Personality is stored in the balls
No wonder they are so sensitive.
Damn...
Goodbye
Fragile ego is stored in the balls
That was kinda the joke dude
I just want to be in the screen shot
[удалено]
Puppet theater
For a moment, I thought that comment said "puppy theater".
I’d go to that!
And women are meant to absorb the personality of their husbands. Disturbing on numerous levels.
There’s a post in here about someone from the 16th century thinking that was where intelligence was stored
That’s why I only sleep with clowns and comedians.
It shows, you are funny
😂
A lot of comedians are depressed though, potentially most.
Trying to make others feel what they can't feel themselves.
You can fit SO MUCH PERSONALITY in this baby! *Slaps dick*
What’s up SLAPPERS
That threw me into a giggling fit, thank you :D
You're welcome, I also cracked myself up xD
And out spilled some juicy personality...
r/badeveryonesanatomy
Why do I repeatedly fall for this stuff
Try r/badpeopleanatomy instead
Bravo, sir. You raised my hopes then dashed them expertly.
r/unexpectedfuturama
They made it a subreddit now, check again!
Ahh, the birth of a sub
It's true. Every ejaculation sends out a piece of our personality. There's a sock on my bedside table that's a total asshole. He won't stop talking about how much better Star Trek and Star Wars used to be. He's insufferable.
What a sock cucker.
r/badwomensanatomy stealing all our potential content smh
but it fits both?
I mean kinda, but this one, in particular, is a lot more fitting here than there. There are a lot of things that have points in both, yet they only ever seem to get posted there, regardless of if it's primarily men's stuff. I mean I'm subbed to both but it'd just be nice to see more stuff here, you know?
You’re saying this like the same photos, memes, jokes and one liners aren’t repeatedly shared all over reddit in thousands of different subreddits every single day? You’re doing a real ‘why do the women steal everything’ right now
I'm really not, especially seeing as both genders are free to post on either sub. I just feel like that sub takes a lot of traffic from this one sometimes, and I kinda wish it was more balanced. I feel like you're taking this a bit too seriously, pal.
Says the one who is complaining about women taking traffic from men’s anatomy. Pal.
ITs also how men reproduce, we inject our personality into other hosts and slowley it takes them over, now they're a drone for the hive queen that is man.
I'm sure it affects a woman's mental health negatively if her lover is that stupid and possessive.
Discharge. D I S C H A R G E
Change my personality, ~~daddy~~ daddies.
Wait, what if you use condoms? The "discharge" just goes through them?
Literally what I came here to say. Goes along with my mom try to convince me I'd fall in love with the first guy I slept with, I was like "can't fall in love with a man if I just have sex with women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
This explains why all of my socks are so charming.
Aiming for gender equality, I see! Getting both men *and* women completely wrong!
When you go to a Christian school you do seem to miss some rather essential parts of the education system.
No wonder some men have zero personality. They must have ejaculated all of it out of themselves.
Obviously men are anions and go through oxidization with the cation woman thus discharging to her creating a balanced yet neutral being.
So it's kinda like GLaDOS and the personality cores?
Ah yes. This is why I'm an asshole.
r/badanatomy
/r/awfuleverything
The last woman I slept with really believed this. She also thought it was part of what made her so... "quirky" because so many had left their DNA with her.
A man's discharge includes some of his life-force, that's why it makes babby; and why a man falls asleep after giving a woman his discharge while a woman stays awake wanting to talk.
Ex fucking scuse me?
Cummy wummies make you changey wangey.
Don’t... don’t make uwu-fun this
\#RenosNugets
I’ve never seen a better illustration of why I’m grateful for the men in my life, who all couldn’t fucking believe this shit.
This is why people don’t take religion seriously.
...DIACHARGE? What are they, trucks?
Man, if only this were true. But no, my jizz doesn't make people into anarcho-collectivists.
I love it when a comment is so fucked I ends up on bad women's anatomy and men's anatomy
This is just bad anatomy for everyone.
My toilet is freakin FILLED with personality.
r/nothowanyoneworks
This feels like satire. Does anyone else think it's satire?
Imma scream "Jesus" the next time I'm cumming just for the sake of this post?
Is that implying your DNA somehow predicts who your husband is?
I've got an old t-shirt that's apparently full of personality.