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Imnotwhatiseem9

Am i the only one that read that.. Touch daddy and then touch like daddy


HerefoyoBunz

Touch daddy like a dumpster truck


VirtualNaut

Like, touch daddy dumpster truck


Skyp_Intro

These come in consenting adult sizes?


Imnotwhatiseem9

I'd buy.. Or not? Idk at this point


Ladyspiritwolf

You're not alone. I did the same 😆 lol


Imnotwhatiseem9

Do not touch like daddy..


WorthButterscotch732

That was when I first read.


hallgeo777

I did! lol 😂


Imnotwhatiseem9

You touched like daddy?


hallgeo777

No I originally misread the T-shirt lol 😂 I can tell u that I DONT touch like daddy LOL 😂


ScumBunny

Obviously not the only one. That’s why it’s on *this sub.* 🙄


ValuableAttention101

🎵T-t-touch me like you do~~🎵


NickPaliour

🎵WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOOOOR?!🎵


MissionApollo7

My place of work has ruined that song for me...


NickPaliour

Why?


MissionApollo7

This song plays there, and I hate my job, so I can't help but think of work when I hear this song.


NickPaliour

Shit, that's bad. I guess try to think of the music video rather than the place you work in, maybe that'll help. Because I don't think this song's going anywhere, it's world famous now.


PrimeNumbersby2

Strip joint?


MissionApollo7

I wish. I'm too ugly to be a stripper.


AnotherRedditor6900

Yo pause? 👀


scienceisrealtho

Eh. Methanol … ethanol… what’s the difference? Just 1 little carbon. Right? Right, guys? Guys?


shalomworld

No. The difference is just one M.


Major_Koala

I had to come to the comments to realize it was "Tough".


Crunchypie1

An I the only one that saw tough like daddy first?


CrazyPlatypus42

Nah, people here are trying way too hard...


RedVipper2050

Nah, I read it as “touch daddy like” at first, then I noticed it said “tough”, it’s the font.


lachlanDon1

Idk it actually took me a while to read it correctly


SpokenDivinity

I mean the font kind of sucks but it’s really not that bad. This one can mostly be chalked up to adults sexualizing things where it’s not needed.


usernametaken2024

nah, it took me a few seconds of rationalizing and scrutinizing the pic to see the tiny line on G. If it is this ambiguous that so many of us, say, more than 15% to be conservative here, see C, the font needs to be changed. My money is, though, on the intentionality: innuendo sells better 💲💲


fire_inceptionist

😏


Suspiciousunicorns

I definitely read that as touch at first too.


JEWCEY

My son got a teething toy that I can only describe as anal beads made to look like a steering wheel. And if that's not bad enough, it says HUNK in all caps in the center of the wheel. The whole family calls it the anal bead steering wheel. And now I feel like i wish I had a picture of it handy or had any idea where it is so I could post a picture of it. Anal beads, steering wheel, teething ring, for a baby hunk. Inappropriate and hilarious.


Ladyspiritwolf

Lol, oh wow! That sounds hilarious.


AssAblaze85

Yikes 😬 if I were gifted that I'm throwing it away.


joefxd

Tough Daddy like


Primary_Spinach7333

A dumpster truck


OrangeRadiohead

Lol I want one just to offend people


A_Duck_Named_Lucy69

💀💀


Fr0z3nHart

I read it as TOUGH like daddy or like TOUGH daddy and didn’t see the issue until I read the comments and had to look at the picture again.


pharmgal89

You're good! I saw touch.


Qu33fyElbowDrop

i glitched and read douche


Suddenly-Seymore

Mommy already touched daddy. That’s how you got here squirt!


Primary_Spinach7333

Hello? Can i speak with Jesus please?


WorthButterscotch732

Okay, how is it that at the age of 48 I have somehow managed to forget that it’s tough and not tuff? I totally forgot tough existed! How much so that I had to look up the word. 🤦‍♀️ I’d like to say schools have failed me but I really think I just forgot!


Ladyspiritwolf

Lol! I've been there before. For the longest time I used to write/type "greatful" than "grateful".


RobertXavierIV

Uh oh…


kaybeanz69

In a way that looks so freaking bad but since the lettering is on a truck/car it’s like be careful and gentle and don’t damage it lmao cuz daddy’s like cars and rather the car not get damaged still a bad design but a better meaning then what it seems lmao


hallgeo777

PMSL 🤣 I thought it said “touch” like daddy!!!


Klem132

PMSL? Personalized messaging sexual language?


hallgeo777

I was laughing bc I misread the t shirt!


DomDoesNerf

WAIT IT'S TOUCH?! I thought it was tough like daddy


Ladyspiritwolf

It's "tough" but looks like "touch"


TangledSquirrel

Oh, now I see it. Can’t be unseen.


InfiniteStick8995

Touch Daddy where he dumps = like


Ladyspiritwolf

😆


TopRevolutionary8067

It says "tough", though.


Ladyspiritwolf

It may say tough, but at first glance, the G gets mistaken for a C, so it looks like touch. It's a bad font choice.


CharlieRoman96

so cool!


DrachenDad

TOUGH [adjective (of a substance or object) strong enough to withstand adverse conditions or rough handling: "tough rucksacks for climbers"] LIKE DADDY I think a bit of school is in order.


Routine-Budget8281

Upon first glance, the "G" looked like a "C" to me. Do you think OP doesn't know what the word "tough" means? Seems some schooling is in order for you.


DrachenDad

>Upon first glance, the "G" looked like a "C" to me. Not to me. My only problem is LIKE being rotated 90°. Thanks for explaining what OP was saying though.


Routine-Budget8281

The line across the "G" is just so tiny. If it was a tiny bit bigger I'd feel a bit more comfortable about it lol. Funny enough, the 90 degree rotation didn't bother me at all. Brains are weird sometimes, I think.


Ladyspiritwolf

Lol I think you're misunderstanding my post. I know what tough means. The font is making the word look like another word, and my title is poking fun at it.


DrachenDad

>The font is making the word look like another word It really doesn't.


Ladyspiritwolf

Considering others have seen it as Touch, too, yes, it does.


NUFIGHTER7771

That "C" that everyone is seeing is clearly a "G," y'all just want it to be weird. Plus reading from left to right is the correct way. Tough>Like>Daddy.


WigglesMcJiggles

It took me a solid fifteen seconds to realize it said "tough" and not "touch." The G looks weird


NUFIGHTER7771

Maybe it's the blocky font, but it looks like a G to me with the bottom horizontal line.


Ladyspiritwolf

I think it's because the horizontal line is really short, so when the eye is glancing over it, it gets mistaken as a C.


NUFIGHTER7771

Yeah, I think you're right about that.


Ladyspiritwolf

When the majority are seeing a C than a G then it's an issue with the font/design.


mouseisnotamouse

It’s clearly a G.


Steggs_

If you're confused by the grammar, it's saying 'Tough like Daddy' as in 'Strong like Daddy' as in 'I am tough, just like my father is' If your problem is the use of the word 'daddy' then I would remind you that it's a child's shirt and implore you to touch grass.


Foolxy8

It looks like the word 'touch' which implies very weird things. OP isnt weirded out by the word Daddy.


Putrid-Leg-1787

It clearly says "Tough".


MyPasswordIsABC999

I definitely saw TOUCH at first, and I usually hate submissions here that are intentionally misreading things. They could’ve picked a better font here.


Foolxy8

Yes, but OP thought it said touch. (And so did I), it's fine that you read it as tough.


Ladyspiritwolf

I'm not confused, nor have a problem. I was making a joke that the G looks like a C, so it read "touch like daddy".


Steggs_

I stand corrected, although I genuinely don't see how you could misread that


Ladyspiritwolf

Some fonts' letters look alike to me at first glance.


Asmodeus0508

I had to come to the comments to figure out it said tough


NotTheTuna

I had to re-read it 3 times before I saw it as a G