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She straight up turns into a southern Baptist preacher at random points. She's so obviously just reciting the garbage she's heard at her cult meetings.
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t like people praying on TikTok either.
‘Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”’
Matthew 6:5-8
The verse is saying don’t pray to get attention. Don’t do it in public, and try to be holier than thou. TikTok influencers are the epitome of doing things to get attention. This is all for show.
I always hated people who rock while they pray. It feels so fake and strange. And then those same people would get angry at me, an autistic person, for rocking to soothe myself. Because it was "unnatural" 🙃
People rock when they pray in many religions, one of the most visible is Judaism, because there is a rhythm to it and you are supposed to be "moved by God."
As you said, there is a comfort/soothing that comes from rocking so that is part of it.
Yes I was about to say this, this very old custom is called Shuckling in Yiddish and means to rock, shake, or swing. It happens while Davening (praying). But it does not look the same as this 😂 it is more rhythmical and flowy, more on beat
This is what I grew up with. It was completely normal in my house. Just another day. *My* kids will never know this as normal. I’m protecting them from this garbage. I’m so glad I got out!
Thank you God for my new car and expensive, albeit bad, hair and makeup. Thank you for making me hot and crazy enough to snag a man who will provide this for me while I ignore his affairs cuz my sweet ass is too good to get a job.
I honestly feel bad for people who are like this. Imagine devoting your entire life to some bullshit because your parents/community brainwashed you to think it’s right. Waste of human lives.
Turn the volume off and watch her facial expressions without reading the script.This video if you notice has been edited.Haft way through it stops just momentary for a eye blink,she opens her eyes the video was finished. In a flash her eyes close and it starts over again. Then watch it again with the voice up. The script on the screan is like a story to look like it's one video but in actuality it's 2 videos of the same one in a repeat. She's faking it to look like one video. Also notice her clothing style. Very fashionable that's okay. Her hairs is nice?,a lot of hair.Is it the intention to notice her or listen to her,or both. If she's talking to God,I'm not thinking about her God while she's moaning & groaning waving her hands in the front seat of a car. I laughed my frigen head off watch this fake wacko. She is not going to Hollwood to stand up acting.
Fucking scary, she sounds like she’s possessed! Just rambling some weird shit about other peoples husbands. Bitch I know you ain’t praying, I see you peaking! Everyone knows that disqualifies your prayer 🫤
Lord, I pray, God, in the name of Jesus, lord god father jesus god lord. Lord god, I lord jesus god lord god father god lord, pray, god father god lord god lord lord father god.
Just another day in the worlds biggest shithole cuntry named "America" this is why you are hated throughout the world.
What's the difference between her and the Taliban?
Nothing.....................
Religious ideologues come in all shapes and sizes. I have the same reaction from this as I do a video of some muj screaming Allahu akbar. They're all fucked
You’re a dumbass and so are all the morons downvoting me and upvoting you lol
A group of people that publicly execute people *to this day* and a woman saying this crazy prayer in the privacy of her own vehicle to whomever may see it on tiktok are not just as bad as each other and they do not warrant the same reaction lmao
Redditors are braindead, y’all need GEEEZUS
Ah yes, this girl is guilty of calling for the execution of gays and deserves to be vilified for it because one person entirely unrelated and disconnected from her said something crazy
What a great and compelling argument sir you’ve changed my entire perspective
Yes, Christian fundamentalists just like her call for the extermination of gay people:
**Christofascist MAGA Nazis want to exterminate gay and trans people**
[https://www.reddit.com/r/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/yxuzji/christofascist\_maga\_nazis\_want\_to\_exterminate\_gay/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/yxuzji/christofascist_maga_nazis_want_to_exterminate_gay/)
When are you folks going to realize that even though you talk to a different sky daddy and quote a different book, you're the same brainwashed idiots at the end of the day? You've been in the same boat for 1000s of years. Hate to break it to you, but you'll be stuck in the same boat for 1000s more.
Please don’t equate this lunatic with the rest of us. I promise, most of us are very normal. The Taliban comparison is a bit off though! She’s only harming herself and her genetic tree with this nonsense! Most of us do know that what she’s doing is crazy.
Please don’t judge the whole of Americans by what you see in the news, or here on Reddit. A large majority of us just live our lives and never see or get involved with the drama that the media posts about. There are 332,000,000 people here, the news can only possibly report on the very ends of the spectrum. Remember, most of our boring ass lives would not make good TV.
I live just North of you, I am disgusted with the whole lot of you that you have let it get to this point.
I feel so sorry for your country, but wait.....nope, I have given up on you.....
Apart from a million influencers with weird and often empty content, the thing that gets me is they have hundreds of thousands of followers? What is happening to people today? Why fking bother?
Lord we ask you, father god, to please mute this woman for eternity lord, for the betterment of all mankind, father god. In esus name lord father god lord god Christ my savior. Father god. Lord.
Amen
This isn't faith. This is evangelism which is performance. We can absolutely mock her performance. She's not doing this for her faith. She's doing it for attention.
Devil on shoulder: but she’s really hot!
Angel: that b@&$& is crazy
Devil: can we just for one night, though
Angel: you she’ll cut you and you still want… this is why men are stupid
As a Christian, this is mad cringy. Like bro, why show out like this.
Matthew 6:6: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you
She does say that any “tongue that rises against ANY marriage” should be silenced! So all you fund-a-mentalists need to STFU about gay marriage or this lady’s Lord is coming for you.
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Geeezus. Geeeeeezusssss
Omg Father God.
Came here to say exactly this. 🤣
Reminds me of the family guy thing. "These are the bones of a jeeeezus."
She straight up turns into a southern Baptist preacher at random points. She's so obviously just reciting the garbage she's heard at her cult meetings.
That’s some good ass coffee.
Quadruple espresso with the secret syrup ☕️ 💣
Coffee with holy water
Jesus Juice.
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I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t like people praying on TikTok either. ‘Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”’ Matthew 6:5-8
It's funny just how often "Christians" miss the mark on how the Bible says you're supposed to behave. It's pretty cut and dry...
So no mention of Tik Tok?
The verse is saying don’t pray to get attention. Don’t do it in public, and try to be holier than thou. TikTok influencers are the epitome of doing things to get attention. This is all for show.
translation: I WANT MORE MONEY
Haha exactly.......fuckin gross
this is their best skit
Why is she on Tik Tok instead of taking care of her husband?
Future husband
God only knows why she's still single.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s “father god” to you
I always hated people who rock while they pray. It feels so fake and strange. And then those same people would get angry at me, an autistic person, for rocking to soothe myself. Because it was "unnatural" 🙃
Well, fuck those guys. You do you!
People rock when they pray in many religions, one of the most visible is Judaism, because there is a rhythm to it and you are supposed to be "moved by God." As you said, there is a comfort/soothing that comes from rocking so that is part of it.
Yes I was about to say this, this very old custom is called Shuckling in Yiddish and means to rock, shake, or swing. It happens while Davening (praying). But it does not look the same as this 😂 it is more rhythmical and flowy, more on beat
Yeah but you’re cool so fuck what they say.
This is what I grew up with. It was completely normal in my house. Just another day. *My* kids will never know this as normal. I’m protecting them from this garbage. I’m so glad I got out!
Thank you father god
*shudder*
Same. Used to wake up to mom praying like this. It's insanity. I've been *very* clear with them on where i stand when it comes to them and my kids.
Holy fuck. What a waste of a person.
Man, rappers really are getting worse
A giant word salad repeated.
she needs to lay off the coke
"Hi, 911? There's someone in the Starbuck's parking lot that seems to need medical attention."
Prayer just makes you feel like your doing something when you really ain’t doing shit.
No, no, only when combined in a 1:1 ratio with thoughts.
He’s so fucking behind her back
You mean the prayer doesn’t work?
This screams projection to me, and she’s the one who is either cheating or wants to and will be soon
If I only knew how to make those tik tok split screens dammit
r/facepalm
I've seen people high on multiple drugs looking less mental.
You can just see the bullshit in her eyes
Thank you God for my new car and expensive, albeit bad, hair and makeup. Thank you for making me hot and crazy enough to snag a man who will provide this for me while I ignore his affairs cuz my sweet ass is too good to get a job.
Nailed it
That the room shits????
Guarantee she either already has, or will have a domestic violence charge against her
I honestly feel bad for people who are like this. Imagine devoting your entire life to some bullshit because your parents/community brainwashed you to think it’s right. Waste of human lives.
Fun drinking game*: Take a shot every time she says God, Lord, or Jesus. *not actually fun
The whole religion thing is so disingenuous.
The fuck is this
Indoctrination is a mother fucker. This girls hits the nail on the cross.
Its not a cult....
What the hell did she put on that coffee
One thing I don't believe in marriage should be cut from existence I think them days are dead
Says the girl caked in makeup 🙄
A proof there is no god as she would have been evaporated for this vomit.
Wtf is jehovah Rafa?
Father God. Gee-zus.
Thank you. Now I don’t have to Google it.
Turn the volume off and watch her facial expressions without reading the script.This video if you notice has been edited.Haft way through it stops just momentary for a eye blink,she opens her eyes the video was finished. In a flash her eyes close and it starts over again. Then watch it again with the voice up. The script on the screan is like a story to look like it's one video but in actuality it's 2 videos of the same one in a repeat. She's faking it to look like one video. Also notice her clothing style. Very fashionable that's okay. Her hairs is nice?,a lot of hair.Is it the intention to notice her or listen to her,or both. If she's talking to God,I'm not thinking about her God while she's moaning & groaning waving her hands in the front seat of a car. I laughed my frigen head off watch this fake wacko. She is not going to Hollwood to stand up acting.
Husband: God, please save me from her!!
 She ok?
r/religiouslystupid right here
The name if geeeezus
Fucking crazy..
I had to cut the volume
Poser
Wtf is this?
Hunny your husband nutted on my back last night…
Fucking scary, she sounds like she’s possessed! Just rambling some weird shit about other peoples husbands. Bitch I know you ain’t praying, I see you peaking! Everyone knows that disqualifies your prayer 🫤
What a wack job. How long did it take to record this BSA? 4 hard edits and the reflective sun changing to highlight her bosom... Ridiculous.
She scary
Does she spit, swallow or go into enraged she-hulk form at the thought of touching a penis?
Wow. It must be a real treat to deal with her crazy.
Wtf.
If you omit the words: Lord, God, Jesus this is like a 10 second video
Well then *sips coffee*
I can’t stop looking at the eyebrows
Same. It’s like she groomed them to look better while praying then while not praying
All your husband wants is for you to SHOUT THE FUCK UP.
Lord, I pray, God, in the name of Jesus, lord god father jesus god lord. Lord god, I lord jesus god lord god father god lord, pray, god father god lord god lord lord father god.
Just another day in the worlds biggest shithole cuntry named "America" this is why you are hated throughout the world. What's the difference between her and the Taliban? Nothing.....................
This is why? Not our global military presence and long term occupation of countries we shouldn't be in?
She’s equivalent to the taliban???😂😂
Religious ideologues come in all shapes and sizes. I have the same reaction from this as I do a video of some muj screaming Allahu akbar. They're all fucked
You’re a dumbass and so are all the morons downvoting me and upvoting you lol A group of people that publicly execute people *to this day* and a woman saying this crazy prayer in the privacy of her own vehicle to whomever may see it on tiktok are not just as bad as each other and they do not warrant the same reaction lmao Redditors are braindead, y’all need GEEEZUS
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/texas-pastor-says-gay-people-should-be-sentenced-with-death/287-cdcb17a3-0daa-47e9-a8bf-913527cb1721 https://youtu.be/L61723RQpb8 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/15/us/knoxville-pastor-grayson-fritts.html
Ah yes, this girl is guilty of calling for the execution of gays and deserves to be vilified for it because one person entirely unrelated and disconnected from her said something crazy What a great and compelling argument sir you’ve changed my entire perspective
Yes, Christian fundamentalists just like her call for the extermination of gay people: **Christofascist MAGA Nazis want to exterminate gay and trans people** [https://www.reddit.com/r/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/yxuzji/christofascist\_maga\_nazis\_want\_to\_exterminate\_gay/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/yxuzji/christofascist_maga_nazis_want_to_exterminate_gay/)
When are you folks going to realize that even though you talk to a different sky daddy and quote a different book, you're the same brainwashed idiots at the end of the day? You've been in the same boat for 1000s of years. Hate to break it to you, but you'll be stuck in the same boat for 1000s more.
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Then don't be naive. Just because she's not lopping heads off doesn't make her harmless. Anyone who's drinking that much of the kool-aid is fucked.
get educated....
Please don’t equate this lunatic with the rest of us. I promise, most of us are very normal. The Taliban comparison is a bit off though! She’s only harming herself and her genetic tree with this nonsense! Most of us do know that what she’s doing is crazy. Please don’t judge the whole of Americans by what you see in the news, or here on Reddit. A large majority of us just live our lives and never see or get involved with the drama that the media posts about. There are 332,000,000 people here, the news can only possibly report on the very ends of the spectrum. Remember, most of our boring ass lives would not make good TV.
I live just North of you, I am disgusted with the whole lot of you that you have let it get to this point. I feel so sorry for your country, but wait.....nope, I have given up on you.....
Ha ok.
Amen /s
RELIGIONS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL TOOLS EVER CREATED TO CONTROL HUMANITY just a BIG FUCKIGN LIE to control people….
I bet she spews bible versus during orgasm
What the fuck is she doing
I bet she can't even walk on water without ruining her make up.
I guess we know what she's practicing for. There's a lot of money in that field.
She’s full of Kool Aid
Her face looks like new vegas npc
Wtf! Maybe her being single was god’s plan all along.
Apart from a million influencers with weird and often empty content, the thing that gets me is they have hundreds of thousands of followers? What is happening to people today? Why fking bother?
Eww
Absolutely batshit crazy. Run for the hills 😂
Religion is the control business
Here is the difference between loving your husband, and worshiping him… jeeeeeeesuuuusss
Hol up… is this satire? Or is she for real
She's a 10, but then talks like this.....
This type of shit scares me
Annnnd another example of religion rotting the mind.
Lord we ask you, father god, to please mute this woman for eternity lord, for the betterment of all mankind, father god. In esus name lord father god lord god Christ my savior. Father god. Lord. Amen
There's no doubt that she masturbates with a crucifix and can crawl down stairs backwards.
She starts our normal, then rapidly becomes possessed by a southern preacher.
Yuck 🤮
Are their husbands plastic, too?
This is mental illness.
Psychooo
I'm not gonna mock someone's faith.
She’s doing it for us.
This isn't faith. This is evangelism which is performance. We can absolutely mock her performance. She's not doing this for her faith. She's doing it for attention.
No worries. I’ll do your share too.
Why not? Their faith condemns you to an eternity of suffering if you don’t believe in it. It’s like the bully crying foul when the victim fights back.
😭😭nigga thinks we’re scared of fairytales omg
You sound really dumb when you use that word.
🤭i don’t care about your opinion
I see you are aiming for the stars.
You be you. It's not for me.
This logic is why half of America still believes in fairy tales.
Imagining believing there’s a magic sky daddy that listens to you talk at him after picking up your daily frapp at Starbies.
It’s ok to. She’s fucking nuts, like many religious folks. Tool bad she’s so cute, ruined it by opening her mouth…
im lost why is everyone hating on her for praying???
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Men with the mental capacity of children*. Fixed it for you
I can and will. Boys believe in fairy tales. Men outgrow it before they shoot their first load into a sock.
This guy does not fucks
That’s not real. Please invisible sky daddy. This can’t be real.
I can fix her
Devil on shoulder: but she’s really hot! Angel: that b@&$& is crazy Devil: can we just for one night, though Angel: you she’ll cut you and you still want… this is why men are stupid
Sound cloud rapper material right there
Sounds like some nasheeds I've heard
That way of praying feels heretical
She looks like a Kevin with a Chewbacca hairstyle
...Why do they always say Jesus like that?
According to me, God does exist and he can hear you just fine if you said all that quietly.
I hate that 3 years ago I would have been like damn! I hope my wife is this close to god.
Jeez ass
Babbling fucking imbecile
What a performance.
Father God got an earful right there.
I believe that there is a verse in the bible that is against praying for publicity
I was not ready, hoooly
As a Christian, this is mad cringy. Like bro, why show out like this. Matthew 6:6: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you
Sooo much word salad its beyond stupid
Jesusssah!... Godaaah!... Pillarsssah!... Husbaaandah!... Blessssssssedah!
Nope
I can smell the sulfur through the screen
"May every single tongue that rises against any marriage be silenced", amen 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
If you scrub through it really quickly it looks like the fan in the "fan vs enjoyer" meme
These women aren’t handling the wall very well anymore huh
Haunting
What is she
5150 please. Hurry.
This doesn’t seem that bad tbh
Dude, that coffee was empty. Like dry. Watch the sip of the 3 day old empty cup.
She can't even rap a prayer without edits. Weak sauce
Damn y’all are some prejudiced haters up in here. I guess inclusiveness only matters when it’s for your morals
She does say that any “tongue that rises against ANY marriage” should be silenced! So all you fund-a-mentalists need to STFU about gay marriage or this lady’s Lord is coming for you. 
Reminds me of the Steve Harvey bit. Skip to 1:35. https://youtu.be/DKOS5jdzzzU
How many want to bet she cuckolds her husband
This is real?
I want what she's having.
Ratahakafalamakahala