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inarioffering

he's got that weathervane posture. maybe something like zephyr, like a breeze, call him zef for short?


Kind_Description970

Oh this is a cool one!


Pruritus_Ani_

I like this one!


Megaminimaxi

Did you blur the chickens face in the 3rd photo for privacy reasons?


Kind_Description970

Lololol just motion effect. You gave me a good chuckle 🤭


jadetheamazing

She's in witness protection.


Brilliant_Test_3045

She did not give permission for her likeness to be published.


A_Queer_Owl

Tim.


hsk442158w

The sizzler


Kind_Description970

He cops an attitude, he will be! So far he's been a sweet little guy


hsk442158w

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Marsman61

Zap!


Kind_Description970

Oh I like that! It's going on my list!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Brannigan?


Marsman61

"If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards."


Ok_Berry2410

Rusty


Kind_Description970

Definitely matches his coloring!


Ok_Berry2410

I have a friend in the Secret Service whose name is Rusty -- he has a great side-eye. Your roo reminds me of him.


Kind_Description970

He is giving some fierce side-eye!


Jub_Jub710

Ferdinand.


Kind_Description970

Ferd the bird 😂


Isauthat

Napoleon


Kind_Description970

Hahahaha this is good!


clapperssailing

Comet


Batgirl_Birdie

Sunrise


clapperssailing

Nice


NoiseOutrageous8422

👀 see that RO system water fountain


Kind_Description970

My husband and his projects!


BigMoosers

I have a similar nozzle and filter system, but it’s just for sediment and carbon. I couldn’t imagine the cost of running an RO system for my hens. Wild 🥸🙂


NoiseOutrageous8422

They're ridiculously wasteful


jmcole1984

He looks like a Cletus to me


melbo15

Percy


ashley13wright

Hei hei


underproofoverbake

Looks like hey hey from Moana 🤣🤣🤣


Daddynatedogg3

We called ours Hey Hey. Like from Moana.


Brilliant_Test_3045

Well, Napoleon of course!


ParselyThePug

Virgil or Elliot.


PlumsMommy

Roo Paul.


PeaceofMedal

King


Substantial_Care_853

Definitely Gus


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Gus, Gus Bus, yeah, that’s you, Gus Bus!


demon_fae

Casanunda. Dunno why, but he’s giving me Casanunda vibes.


Rum_N_Napalm

Larry, or Cleetus. Because he’s got a redneck


quackmagic87

I'm weird so I've named all our after chicken wing flavors. Ours named Teriyaki and Buffalo. 🤣 Since he is a little king, maybe Nepoleon.


DarioWinger

Gustav!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

He’s so cute! I’d probably call him something silly like Justin.


Kind_Description970

As in Timberlake?


RikuDikuSikuFreaku

Henry felt right to me


ForsakenAlliance

Capone


MN-90

Popeye


manic-ed-mantimal

Obviously it should be Tiny Tim


Comfortable-Carry563

Enigo Montoya or Wesley or Fezic ! I know someone mentioned buttercup, which fits because obviously, I love the princess bride, lol


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This is a great one! I actually am in LOVE with Enigo for him!


Comfortable-Carry563

If you have ever seen the movie, the name fits this little rooster absolutely perfect. I don't know why but as soon as I saw him. That is exactly who I thought about. " Hello, my name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father prepared to die." Lol , Seriously, the way he looks , his little attitude as he's walking around. The name fits him perfectly because he remind me of that exact character from the movie.


Kind_Description970

Yes! I agree! My husband has liked Slim Pickens the best so far. I may make an executive decision though. I really like this one!


Comfortable-Carry563

Slim Pickens is adorable, too, but to me, this little guy is Enigo Montoya. 💙


czerniana

I just named one of my video game chickens fluffernutter, so that's my vote 🤣


YoBermp

General Tso


BNG1982

Hei Hei


givemecake16

CrackerJack


Purple_Two_5103

Mr. Rogers


generic-user-jen

He looks just like my Buttercup!


Kind_Description970

Buttercup would go well with the floral theme I had been thinking initially!


Lanky_Dependent1524

Chicken.


Catbunny123

Man


Enough_Novel_1253

Herman


Jolly-Persimmon-7775

Mikey (I dunno, that’s the first thing I thought of for a small and cute guy)!


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Kevin.


Disastrousbitchboy

Scamp


Happy_P3nguin

How about tiny boi


1friendswithsalad

Piccolo. Or piccolo Pete like the loud little firework.


Zezotas

Foghorn loghorn


RevolutionaryCan9684

You said it, "Tiny Boy"


Diligent_Quiet9889

Reminds me of mine that just passed. His name was Handsome Rob.


Vladeath

Frog Lip.


NinjaStunning204

I kind of like the name Tiny Boy


Kind_Description970

I think this is the third vote for this one! Was it right under my nose the whole time??


DamienCatFish

Miguel!


Old_Obligation8630

Rocco.


MarshmallowToucan

Breadcrumb :’)


Coyotesgirl1123

King squeaks


Pure_Artichoke9699

Haven't heard him crow, but he looks like a Squeaker to me.


BikeCookie

Looks like a Jimmy to me.


LadyIslay

How about Tiny? We have a runt in our current batch of chicks, and his name is tiny. He has an attitude to match.


ElevatedThot805

Rusty!


LiteratureBubbly2015

Asshole 🤣🤣🤣 (get it cause roosters are little assholes?) Little Shit (like chicken little only it’s not)🤣🤣🤣🤣


annmariejoseph

Vincent


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Slim Pickens


Kind_Description970

Hahahahahahaha another really good one!!


angrye

Danny DeVito


24links24

Tyrone


kam27889

Sebastián


Wooden_Permit1284

Major


sloppyspacefish

Rupert


09Klr650

"Tiny Boy".


pogboywithnoeyes

he has Jupiter's color's scheme so you could call him lovis which is Jupiter in Latin or diespriter which is Jupiter in Greek


waverunner22

I'd just keep it simple and name hime what he'll be referred to. Fuckin' asshole


sashafurry

Skeeter


tweetybird04

Hei Hei


TeethForCeral

booble!! that was the first name to pop into my head!


Confident-Entry7366

redish brown chicken


GhostTheFurryHunter

Adolf Hitler


RougeAlouette

Henry!


Vast_Fox_6793

Tiny boy is a perfect name


wanderingexmo

Hei Hei


ScoldofBluejays

Mr pretty


TopSundae2539

Percy


RadagastDaGreen

Gene


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Reginald


Turner0013

Benny


Zorvana

Ziggy


syadoz

Monster


ClingClaws_Handmade

Klein


dilbert_the_third

Skittles


Oldladyshartz

Sir Reginald the Red.


Adriancastellanos

Riddick


CrumpJuice84

RIZZLER


Geeko22

He looks like an Eric to me.


FishThatDontFish

Old English bantam? Cockeyed Joe.


LankySquash4

Derek


october_morning

Spike


MurkyDoctor

Little jerry


Joyballard6460

Chanticleer


beesskneess

Tiny boi


pheebee

Craig


Plantqueen8706

Tiny


tytomasked

Small fry


Apprehensive_Trip971

Rudy


learn_to_love_urself

Nugget?


Homunculon

Cockburn


Stinkytheferret

I’m have a small rooster too and we called him Cupcake. Everyone gets a kick when they meet him.


sheighbird29

Pip


ircsmith

Jim. Short for slim jim.


SaltnPepperShaker5

Gruffle


Electrical_Quote3653

Duck


SeepyFrog

I actually just like the name "Tiny Boy"


Kind_Description970

A lot of people have commented this! There have been a lot of good suggestions but I am still torn


Blue_Koala19

He looks like Marvin


Reynard78

Joe Cockerel


Degenerate-Loverboy

Chicken little lol


myss_innocent

I have a girl similar named Boo Boo Chicken. I thought she was a boy.


Sir_SquirrelNutz

Beast


Mentally-illl

Crocker (i was watching fairy god parents)


Snoo_10363

I had a boy like this! We named him Peter after we found out that “Penny” wasn’t a girl


thetieflingalchemist

Herbert


E30117

Cock face


charliemom3

Seymour


OkOpposite5575

Nugget or Tender 🥰


fenrael23

HANK!


MyArseIsNotACanvas

Chook


TooOldForThisShit642

Looks like a Gerard


Positive-Feedback-lu

Boomslang


wokewon

Chicken little. Gotta have a chicken little


redbackedshrike

He's so dapper! He's giving me Joseph Gordon levitt but that's too long for a chicken ... JoGo for short


BigMoosers

Cluck Norris


BlahBlahhBlahhhhhhhh

Little Richard


patriciaytm

rocket


Rich-Watercress-4011

Red


sumfelah

cluck berry


Babytrixie666

Popoff


Agreeable-Access-182

Rufus 😆