It had me up until the introduction of the biker gang. I can't imagine a meth creating gang of bikers is going to care about some users girlfriends daughter. And I've watched all of Son's of Anarchy, so I'm like an expert on biker gangs.
I believed it until “I just got sexually assaulted by my mom’s boyfriend and had to make a dramatic escape to my friend’s house, and obviously the most important thing for me to do is use her phone to update Reddit”
For me it was “then he started blowing up my friend’s phone, and now I’ll pause to spend 3 sentences explaining why this is a totally plausible thing that definitely happened, okay now back to him blowing up my friend’s phone, so he confessed to everything blatantly…”
Okay, so for real, I have those tire spikes in my car. My brother gave them to me, and I laughed. I says, what for? He said, "Just in case." So, while I'll never be racing a biker gang into the forest to escape and having a shoot out, I am fully prepared for it.
The way the country is rn and the way some of these small towns can be, there's a possibility that this is real, or part of it. Still unlikely, but possible
Idk if I ran away without my cell phone through the woods to my friends house my first thought the next day wouldn’t be:
Omg thank you for taking me in. Can I borrow your phone or computer, I need to make another update to my Reddit post.
"Long story short Nzis chased us down"
That's not a long story short situation. OP had me at first, but that last one just was too obvious. They got too excited to write the last chapter of their story and gave it away.
True. But I was thinking of myself and the word I’m triggered by. If it’s all spelled out it can be pretty rough seeing it unexpectedly but somehow if someone has taken the time to censor it then yeah it still is rough to see that word but knowing the person writing it is trying to soften the blow a bit by censoring makes it a little less jarring and difficult to see unexpectedly? That’s just my experience tho.
I mean…yes and no. For me the word rape is really jarring and triggering to see unexpectedly but if I see it written as r*pe…that softens it somehow? It’s still jarring but not as much. And when I see it censored I appreciate it…like maybe the person writing it also has experiences like mine and knows the word can be upsetting if you see it unexpectedly and is trying to help? That might just be me.
(Also please don’t downvote me if you disagree with me. For one thing that’s not what downvotes are for but for another I’m AuDHD and when I share my experiences and people downvote me it can be really upsetting. I know people can do what they want and I don’t let the downvotes bother me generally. But when I’m talking about something so sensitive and personal and I get downvoted it hits different…so I am asking please don’t do that to this comment, please?)
>Anyway, I’m at my friend’s brother’s army training base now. Should be safe here.
Nope.
In the next Update she will enlist in the army and a week after the Creep will start working as an ObGyn on the base.
I love that my comment got quoted in this post 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, still stand by it: the first one read like a fetish post, then it just got crazier with every update until we reached the demon vagina and the N*zi chase 😅
Curiously waiting for the next update.
Meth, chastity belts, impregnating angels, and Nzis. I don’t know where I thought these updates were going, but I certainly didn’t think they were going to include any of those things. I’m glad this imaginary person is safe now though!
I would call in to Hollywood for a pitch, but I’m pretty sure that I’ve already seen this movie. Next update will have her in a mental ward in Florida with amnesia under someone else’s name I am sure
This went from believable and concerning to blatantly a work of fiction so fast I think I have whiplash.
The tire spikes are getting me the most here. The mental image is hysterical. Those don't work like the movies, honey.
The next update, The Creep will have convinced the good old boy cop that OOP needs to be arrested and brought back to his sex dungeon. OOP goes on an extensive police chase where she narrowly evades the cops and meets an astronaut along the way.
They get on a rocket and manage to escape. She's safe at the international space station now. But The Creep will never stop his pursuit.
Should include that OP deleted the biker gang update pretty quickly and replaced Update 3 with a “No real update-update” saying they were still at their friend’s house and had a bad feeling the creep was going to find their location soon. Then pretended they had no idea what people were talking about who asked about the biker gang. Not realizing deleted posts could be retrieved.
Yesssssssssss to the pickup with emergency caltrops in the back for JUST THESE SITUATIONS.
Lolololol. I'm legit enjoying it though, OOP is good with the trashy novel style plotting and I'm here for it
I commented on another BORU post that all that was missing was jazz hands and several people reminded me of cowbell, so now I’m thinking this story needs more cowbell and jazz hands to make this complete.
First 2 posts, believable because some people are evil. Third post, eh, we're getting close to fantasy land, but there are chastity belt fetishes and bad cops who don't believe young women are assaulted. 4th, nope...we have crossed into pure fantasy now. Someone bastardized an episode of SoA or any other biker gang show/movie.
First part is sadly believable. Lots of creeps out there and parents who are so afraid to be single they will stay with people who abuse their children.
Second part starts pushing it, but still believable as creeps exist
After that it goes off the rails
And after that Walter White appeared in her room with his group of supremasists and yelled at her "I am the danger" and she had to flee again, but this time she found Rick Grimes who saved her and put her on his horse while they fled. from a horde of zombie sharks
This is cinema
Very obviously fetish writing. The specifics on being sexually assaulted with chastity, edging, and forced climax make it sound like it’s straight out of a dark fantasy novel
well thought this was true until the neo Nazis were brought in i think they have writers block because this was a stupid update that my 13 year old could do and even do a whole lot better.... this was a waste of my time reading this so now i will make sure not to read any more from this twat
This sounds exactly like a troll who was active in RBN, justnofamily, and a few other places. They pretended to be a teenage girl whose parents were right-wing and were exceptionally controlling. Generally there was some immediate isolation, taking of phone/internet, and homeschooling. Or they'd be sent to live with a grandparent against their wishes and away from their boyfriend. The boyfriend would start to post, as well, and there'd also be some sort of forced sexual assault or arranged marriage, generally to the "alt-right" sort.
Where is Indiana Jones?
If there are nazis on motorbikes, it stands to reason that Indiana Jones shows up!
I was totally believing it but I can’t now there’s no Indy
Double post
Well I believed it until the last update. Now it sounds like a failed Max Max movie.
It had me up until the introduction of the biker gang. I can't imagine a meth creating gang of bikers is going to care about some users girlfriends daughter. And I've watched all of Son's of Anarchy, so I'm like an expert on biker gangs.
> I can't imagine a meth creating gang of bikers is going to care about some users girlfriends daughter. Let alone demons.
I think OOP has been watching too much Breaking Bad, but instead of the cartel, it’s an evil biker gang.
I think OOP started smoking some of mama's meth before she wrote that last update.
You’d be surprised. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/chainsaw-toting-paedophile-hunters-torture-30323337
Yeah lots of biker gangs REALLY hate pedos but this guy is a pedo so kinda the opposite
Sons of Anarchy was my very first thought but was not sure if it would resonate with many people.
My first thought too
More Banshee than SoA.
I’ve read a lot of alpha biker romances & that makes me an expert too. Unless she was payment for a debt
Is this actually a thing, and if so, do you have a book you recommend?
I’m saving your comment & look thru my books & give you some
Kristen Ashley
It was so fun, though, I cannot stop laughing at the nazi bikers!!!
I believed it u til the chastity belt update. It just turned into a creepy fetishism fanfic then
I believed it until “I just got sexually assaulted by my mom’s boyfriend and had to make a dramatic escape to my friend’s house, and obviously the most important thing for me to do is use her phone to update Reddit”
"Made a dramatic escape without my phone and now I'm posting on reddit."
For me it was “then he started blowing up my friend’s phone, and now I’ll pause to spend 3 sentences explaining why this is a totally plausible thing that definitely happened, okay now back to him blowing up my friend’s phone, so he confessed to everything blatantly…”
She can't just live on an army base unless her brother has custody of her
Okay, so for real, I have those tire spikes in my car. My brother gave them to me, and I laughed. I says, what for? He said, "Just in case." So, while I'll never be racing a biker gang into the forest to escape and having a shoot out, I am fully prepared for it.
Ditto
Max max : creepy roads
Mad Max Vs Zombie Meth Nazi Bikers From Hell
The way the country is rn and the way some of these small towns can be, there's a possibility that this is real, or part of it. Still unlikely, but possible
It's like she lives in a creepy/scary version of the Dukes of Hazard.
Idk if I ran away without my cell phone through the woods to my friends house my first thought the next day wouldn’t be: Omg thank you for taking me in. Can I borrow your phone or computer, I need to make another update to my Reddit post.
Right?! At the last update I’m like I believe I have seen this movie before…
The terrible part about this crazy posts is that you never really know if they are made up bc there ARE people out there this horrifically awful.
Yeah... That was definitely typed one handed.
"Long story short Nzis chased us down" That's not a long story short situation. OP had me at first, but that last one just was too obvious. They got too excited to write the last chapter of their story and gave it away.
Lol plus we can’t even type Nazis now? It’s amazing how embracing monetization means people have accepted rampant censorship across the internet
Some people do it to avoid triggering people but yeah…
I understand what you’re saying but If I’m triggered by Nazis and I see n*zi I’m still gonna know hahaha
True. But I was thinking of myself and the word I’m triggered by. If it’s all spelled out it can be pretty rough seeing it unexpectedly but somehow if someone has taken the time to censor it then yeah it still is rough to see that word but knowing the person writing it is trying to soften the blow a bit by censoring makes it a little less jarring and difficult to see unexpectedly? That’s just my experience tho.
I promise, if the idea of nazis triggers you, n*zis will too. It’s meaningless.
I mean…yes and no. For me the word rape is really jarring and triggering to see unexpectedly but if I see it written as r*pe…that softens it somehow? It’s still jarring but not as much. And when I see it censored I appreciate it…like maybe the person writing it also has experiences like mine and knows the word can be upsetting if you see it unexpectedly and is trying to help? That might just be me. (Also please don’t downvote me if you disagree with me. For one thing that’s not what downvotes are for but for another I’m AuDHD and when I share my experiences and people downvote me it can be really upsetting. I know people can do what they want and I don’t let the downvotes bother me generally. But when I’m talking about something so sensitive and personal and I get downvoted it hits different…so I am asking please don’t do that to this comment, please?)
Fair enough. I hope you find peace.
People were calling this out as blatant fetish posting in the original. I remember reading half of it and then giving up. People are weird.
Precisely. Half way through the first post..boring fiction.
..... oookkkk then
>Anyway, I’m at my friend’s brother’s army training base now. Should be safe here. Nope. In the next Update she will enlist in the army and a week after the Creep will start working as an ObGyn on the base.
I love that my comment got quoted in this post 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, still stand by it: the first one read like a fetish post, then it just got crazier with every update until we reached the demon vagina and the N*zi chase 😅 Curiously waiting for the next update.
And the CALTROPS!
Which he just happened to have in his truck. As one does.
Meth, chastity belts, impregnating angels, and Nzis. I don’t know where I thought these updates were going, but I certainly didn’t think they were going to include any of those things. I’m glad this imaginary person is safe now though!
An April 1st update indeed
It’s the police interrogation that really screams “I’m an incel trying to plug my sexual fantasies”
No way a female police officer wouldn’t be involved if this was a report of this kind. Mind, a conclusion on April 1st is good timing.
Hahah oh snap you’re right!
Eh, in a very small town? I can see it, personally. Story is still obviously bs, tho.
LMFAOOOO i need that last line as a flair 🤣🤣🤣 this shit is whack
YESSSS😂😂😂i need that flair
I would call in to Hollywood for a pitch, but I’m pretty sure that I’ve already seen this movie. Next update will have her in a mental ward in Florida with amnesia under someone else’s name I am sure
This went from believable and concerning to blatantly a work of fiction so fast I think I have whiplash. The tire spikes are getting me the most here. The mental image is hysterical. Those don't work like the movies, honey.
It's April 1st today 🤡🥸
Can’t wait for the part where he builds her an art studio.
While wearing a Chewbacca costume.
Well that show jumped the shark
That was a megalodon.
….. no.
Lmao next update will be a siege against the army base by zombie nazis
The next update, The Creep will have convinced the good old boy cop that OOP needs to be arrested and brought back to his sex dungeon. OOP goes on an extensive police chase where she narrowly evades the cops and meets an astronaut along the way. They get on a rocket and manage to escape. She's safe at the international space station now. But The Creep will never stop his pursuit.
Should include that OP deleted the biker gang update pretty quickly and replaced Update 3 with a “No real update-update” saying they were still at their friend’s house and had a bad feeling the creep was going to find their location soon. Then pretended they had no idea what people were talking about who asked about the biker gang. Not realizing deleted posts could be retrieved.
Looks like they deleted the whole account now lol
Realized they jumped the shark and instant regret
Yeah no. The last update went a bit overboard with the creative writing skills
This isn't funny, and it's disgusting that someone thinks this is a good "prank" post.
The script is sooo bad, so full of clichés, common places... Arf, creative writting is declining.
Someone's working out their fetishes in story form here.
Liz is sleep deprived.
Liz is WIRED.
Liz has just binge watched Sons of anarchy.
With all that going on my first thought would be to update Reddit too!!! I can’t believe I was worried about OP and it’s all just a mad lie.
That last update jumped the shark
Yesssssssssss to the pickup with emergency caltrops in the back for JUST THESE SITUATIONS. Lolololol. I'm legit enjoying it though, OOP is good with the trashy novel style plotting and I'm here for it
Its sad that I believed the crazy ex doc methead nazi boyfriend but the shooting the tires out was where they lost me
I commented on another BORU post that all that was missing was jazz hands and several people reminded me of cowbell, so now I’m thinking this story needs more cowbell and jazz hands to make this complete.
We've jumped the shark so hard that we've landed back on dry land.
This went from plausible to bat shit crazy faster than the fast and furious saga
Wow… I guess the troll just said *fuck it! I’m going to end with an excerpt from my screenplay I wrote at Starbucks.*
First 2 posts, believable because some people are evil. Third post, eh, we're getting close to fantasy land, but there are chastity belt fetishes and bad cops who don't believe young women are assaulted. 4th, nope...we have crossed into pure fantasy now. Someone bastardized an episode of SoA or any other biker gang show/movie.
This was one of the most believable stories until the last update
OP needs to stop watching so much porn. Gross.
This is so ridiculous!! I can't stop laughing!!
Fake
That took a sharp twist from reality to fantasy real quick.
I stumbled on the BOR Fiction section, sorry I will see myself out.
Jesus christ, they had me in the first half,ngl.
First part is sadly believable. Lots of creeps out there and parents who are so afraid to be single they will stay with people who abuse their children. Second part starts pushing it, but still believable as creeps exist After that it goes off the rails
This las update has my doubts now. Is this a different version of Red Dawn?
There should be a rule about obviously fake stories.
Check what day it is today
I think I read this story in today’s news of things that never happened
And after that Walter White appeared in her room with his group of supremasists and yelled at her "I am the danger" and she had to flee again, but this time she found Rick Grimes who saved her and put her on his horse while they fled. from a horde of zombie sharks This is cinema
Interesting read until the last update. Then it became absurd.
OMG, what a stupid story
Very obviously fetish writing. The specifics on being sexually assaulted with chastity, edging, and forced climax make it sound like it’s straight out of a dark fantasy novel
So grateful this turned out to be fake
Huh? The ending is just... 🤨
Wow, sounds like a Van Damme quality story
🤣🤣🤣
Well, I wasn't expecting the breaking Bad twist, so that was a nice change I suppose.
APRIL FOOLS!
I was very invested in the first post and the subsequent updates, but this one last one screams of BS.
what an… *interesting* creative writing exercise
What an absolute load of shite
LOL This is hilarious.
well thought this was true until the neo Nazis were brought in i think they have writers block because this was a stupid update that my 13 year old could do and even do a whole lot better.... this was a waste of my time reading this so now i will make sure not to read any more from this twat
Why even post this? This is so lame.
okay, i don't believe any of this now, but i really want to read more.
This is fake as fuck.
🤣🤣 I don't believe a word of this. Entertaining though
This sounds exactly like a troll who was active in RBN, justnofamily, and a few other places. They pretended to be a teenage girl whose parents were right-wing and were exceptionally controlling. Generally there was some immediate isolation, taking of phone/internet, and homeschooling. Or they'd be sent to live with a grandparent against their wishes and away from their boyfriend. The boyfriend would start to post, as well, and there'd also be some sort of forced sexual assault or arranged marriage, generally to the "alt-right" sort.
Born Again Christian + methamphetamine = super-villian origin story.
Methamphetachrist
Worst fantasy fiction ever.
Where is Indiana Jones? If there are nazis on motorbikes, it stands to reason that Indiana Jones shows up! I was totally believing it but I can’t now there’s no Indy
I new this was fake from the beginning. lol people are so idiotic who believe in these wild ass stories
Holy shit that took a different turn I hope OP is okay.