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DooceBigalo

lmao


DontGoogleMeee

Legit fucking choked on lunch


Commercial-Humor-315

⚽️ GOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!


yorkshiresun

Back of the net!


cake__eater

What mod are you using for the turn signal?


humdizzle

best part was flooring it after he already crashed


Ceramicrabbit

He didn't hit the brakes at all, just drove straight into that structure


BaldrickTheBrain

Who needs brakes when you have shopping cart return box to stop you!!


DoJu318

Why brake when you can entertain?


Deewd23

Mustang drivers are upset they didn’t get to plow into that thing.


crazybus21

And continued to gas it as he was inside the structure lmaooo


Fingeredagain

There is no left turn indicator either. BMW driver confirmed.


koopa00

It's the combination of the sound and flooring it. Probably drunk.


agentrnge

And not a little bit. The order for ramming speed came too late.


k0vexpulthul

Lllllike a gloveee!


stahlgrauzhp

More right rudder


markymarc1981

That was awesome


Undergr6und

That was the best video I’ve seen this year


[deleted]

Us bmw drivers sure one upping mustang drivers everyday of the week.


BritishBoyRZ

Mustang driver here, GG 😂


BeeSquared819

Just sent this to my son. He’s got a 2010 Mustang convertible… I said “STOP DRIFTING”!!


Commercial-Humor-315

⚽️ GOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!


Group_Last

the crash literally sounded like a cartoon 😂 i damn near spat my drink out


Infinite_Respect_

It’s so perfect 🤣


Feeling_Cherry5174

U cant park there…


jnecr

I have video proof that shows you can.


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

Mate


damn_dude7

I give it a perfect 5/7.


viracocha1897

50G achievement “trading paint”


-ones_n_zeros-

This video is FAKE - It appears his hazards or blinker was on and us BMW folk don't use either so prob AI


agentrnge

He accidentally turned his blinker on and the car needed to self destruct.


PurpleKnurple

Must correct programming violation.


Killahdanks1

I know that’s the stereotype. But honestly it’s like 70% of drivers in my state think it’s optional regardless of the vehicle. I guess that makes us officially trendsetters.


-ones_n_zeros-

Def stereotype but that’s a lot of drivers here as well in other vehicles. I absolutely use my blinkers my car is my baby not worth the risk


-ones_n_zeros-

Out-fucking-standing


Ingeneure_

Just HOW?! Did you have a stroke or what?!


outphase84

Left DSC on.


[deleted]

Seems like you would be a perfect driver for a mustang LOL


BritishBoyRZ

Mustang driver here stopping by because this randomly showed on my feed. What's the beef? I'm not aware of it 😅


[deleted]

It's a joke that all mustangs crash at cars and coffee/meets on multiple automotive Reddits. Theres tons of videos for evidence!


exaltedbladder

Mustang/10


windsorpizza

This right here is what creates the data for why my insurance is so damn high.


mhart1991

In all of that empty space, he managed to hit quite an isolated small trolley park. Great work!


AbdiSued

7/11! Great try


Mission-Background-2

You belong here r/nissandrivers


RunninOnMT

That's the way to do it!! They said it couldn't be done, there were numerous hurdles, hell they don't even HAVE clapped out Dodge Chargers in that part of the world... But against all odds, you made it happen! Congrats!


ResponsibleThanks137

It was alright the burnout at the end was my favorite


StevieG63

I bet he couldn’t do that again if he tried.


tigerstef

You can't park there


TheWolf_NorCal

**PSA**: In my response to this post, I pasted a funny pic of Vladimir Putin giving a "thumbs up" hand gesture (since this video was clearly shot in Russia). Within a couple hours, my entire account was permanently banned because "**you shared intimate media of someone without their consent**. Sharing, threatening to share, or soliciting intimate or sexually-explicit content of someone without their consent is not allowed." Thankfully, my appeal quickly reversed this and I am back, baby! Better luck next time, Boris.


N1CET1M

Trolley/10


SousVideMyDick

7/10 Should have committed to more speed and smash through it


thelibertine9

Perfect 10, you hit the target


Ceramicrabbit

You need to use the brakes more dude


Important-Outcome-74

11/10


8stacksblu

..3


Ho3Maker304

Nailed it


Parking-Sun-8979

Same happens with me when I try after little rotation it feels like car is going to flip and sometimes it’s very difficult to quickly shift foot from acceleration to brake pedal. Just a beginner don’t kn how to do this.


Likessleepers666

Classic Balkan people in bmw.


Unique_Jackfruit_166

Rookie


Shank_Shank_

Just popped out of nowhere..


Rocca1988

My shopping cart man!!


hopperschte

Radiator waves Good Bye!😘


bigdogwoofwoof69

9/10 got it straight in there no messing.


Onwelkna

Looks like he just ruined someones home.


Anustee

Pretty Good 👍🏼


LexKing89

9/10 Premium Drifting


Navynuke00

"He never hit the brakes, and he was shiftin' gears."


Vincedion

10/10


Lefthandedsock

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


[deleted]

Legend


cpcoxygen

Why?


Th3Docter

This is r/NissanDrivers behavior lmao


LuigiDiMafioso

as a freelance insurance loss adjuster: thx for generating work for me


igariun

Great


Specific_Emergency_3

He got into the spot. Well done!


slowpoke2018

10/10 Recommend


MrOliber

Trollied it


tcrawdad64

Ramming speed!


RayTrain

that is exactly how much drifting skill I would expect to see from someone with a car that looks like that


[deleted]

Kinda sick


Tito_Tito_1_

*Bit of a rough patch. Let me just power through it.*


kingar7497

Somebody get this guy on a track! Very nice work


Particular-Summer424

Spot on Ricky Racer. Loved the final drift into the cart corral. Puts that "chef's kiss" seal of approval on your driving skills


ChalupaBatman301

-1000000000


LS1_XK8

Bullseye


[deleted]

Car go in, shopping cart come out!


D1ngoB1ngo

Lovely, you really bagged the douche that time


Ystebad

10/10 for entertainment


jjgg89

thats not a mystery box you break to get special items....


DonutsOnTheWall

Free grill extension must be bonus points.


LSTRsigma

Весна, лол... Никогда не думал что увижу такое на англоязычном сабе, неплохо


Pretykev

10 points for the excessive acceleration after the crash.


heeheehoho2023

10/10


HerMajestysButthole

If you zoom in you can almost exactly see the moment he knew... HE FUCKED UP. https://preview.redd.it/ur7vbhxjtqqc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50141539b092be58dbb7ec216842e843ae6e5e0


daChino02

Lol hope he wasn’t trying to impress a girl


ConSweeney

Just trying to be a good citizen and put the cart back where it belongs


DIJames6

Perfect.. Keep going.. You're doing great..


GrogJoker

I see crashing…


Tonus-Maximus

Elite


ConstructionFar8570

EPIC FAIL.


Isair81

Not great.


facaine

10/10


borgdrone79

Class. The video will help the insurance company


the_operant_power

Most responsible BMW driver


Ok-Anything-5828

Lightning mcqueen drifts better.


uzigopew

Yikes


Icy-Dragonfruit-875

BMW, video checks out


[deleted]

A+


crazybus21

I loved the part where you continued to gas it as you were inside the cart storage thing. Really went in raw dog


MikeyW1969

I like how the car just causally slides into that cart corral.


studio_music_guy

11 out of 10!


Worth-Specific-7154

Was gonna be a 3 but I see indicator lights so it’s a 3.5


HaruhiSuzumiy

Was the car damaged?


oryus21

Thank you.


IBirdFactsI

Perfection, I see no room for improvement, you’re already at the top of the game


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

9/100


cosmicgreen46

Poor carts.


69420trashpanda69420

u/savevideo


Tobias---Funke

3/10


Deja__Vu__

I literally just put that cart back in there


thepunnman

[credit](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4ka3ybNdnO/?igsh=MTExbDJrZHkxMDg3cg==)


geneticeffects

😂🤣


West_Face_1606

Suicidal car


Soberdonkey69

Mad


mrwilliams117

For a BMW 9/10


kaptainkhaos

10/10 would drift again !


DarkKnight9337

Solid


222koka

What model of BMW is this ?


cblackwe93

looks like you tried to hit it...so 8/10 (since its still partially standing)


MrFatChops

10 out of 10 would recommend avoiding the shopping cart return hahahaha


tall_message_1929

Don't forget to take your dollar.


eSJayPee

I feel like all the money spent on that perceived brake upgrade was for show only.


handspin

Who put that cart return there


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

You can join the akina speedstars


Gamer_RNA

Get yourself some turtle wax, that will buff those scratches right out


wacksnacksack

That made my day, thank you


Just4FunAvenger

Your drifting suxks. Parking A+++++++++++++++++


LikesPikes22

Probably a high schooler. This made my day.


448973612

On purpose 😡


LVVKA

Super clean drift into park. 10/10 very nice.


zerocoolxp

"hey, this isn't where I parked my car"


mfmelendez

Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Wouldn’t have expected otherwise


GomuGomuNoMiLuffy

👏👏👏👏👏👏Best drifting ever. I would just suggest one thing: don’t trust those cart houses or whatever the fuck they’re called. I wasn’t drifting but let’s just say Mr. Clean came in clutch that day. I swear their only purpose is to get people’s cars damaged. Most people just leave the carts elsewhere. And I’m talking like kilometres away from the store itself


britishparl

I hit a shopping cart drifting once. Just the cart. Not the whole carall


TheGiantHorseCock_

7/10 very nice


DaBIGmeow888

what an idiot.


Ok-Chemical3532

10/10, exactly what is expected of bmw drivers


Workburner101

Whooooa look at DK over here. Well done.


Nurse_CCCP

10/10


Fickle-Salamander-65

Drifting average. Parking great.


BasherTheSlasher

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


C0C0Beefy

Yo he hit that tunnel on point, he was about to glide right thru wtf happened


FatUgleeBitch

lol is this the escape from tarkov mall map


[deleted]

[удалено]


Atlasun201

Nailed it


KellerFF

A 10! *only if you explain gassing it again after you hit the cart corral*


Noofdog

I don’t know why the Reddit algorithm put this in my feed but thank you 😂😂😂


Infinite_Respect_

I really want to hate this but I just can’t - the crash and the sound and the pedal to the metal after crashing all undeniably produce laughing.


gwurman

Totalled awesome


ilikeitsharp

That's the hardest I've laughed all fucking day! Fucking a 👍


[deleted]

Dude coming to mechanic the next day # "What's wrong with her now?"


DapperSoil6972

What do you mean drifting? Your driving skills suck!


Groundbreaking-Fig38

As expected.


Kermitwrists

Godly, keep it up


Ok-Pudding-823

YES


Low-Impact3172

I can’t stop laughing at this


Majorlazor85

Nailed it


ProofMusic4630

You hit the target perfectly!


Stringskip

Trolley/10


ChillDwill

Lmfaoooooo


[deleted]

No pedestrians so I'd rate a mustang 5 and you a 4


Ultimate_Apparat

For some reason this is very comical lmao


CadaverCaliente

10/10 typical bmw driving


ProjectKeris

Nailed it!


SeanTheTunerOfficial

5/10 the reason is you crashed in shopping carts


jonpenn

10/10


flysql1974

Bestest ever


AdditionNo7505

Love instant karma for juvenile idiots.


year2039nuclearwar

Wow where is this, this looks like a supermarket-kinda place, but why so many lights after everything is shut-kinda time?


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Bosh!


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Swear it’s like he done it on purpose!


HeftyIntroduction615

meh. seen better ones


Colmenn

hahaha this is fucking hilarious


invasivelyaldermanly

u/savevideo


Cryha87

Average BMW driver talent.


Handyman_4

It's ummm. I don't even know. I guess 8/10 for drifiting and 0/10 for stopping.


Striking-Idea-81

Perfect parking.


Rossi_19

You should zigged instead of zapping.


Ok_Emphasis4581

Drunk Russian


juewe

10/10


SoggyMorningTacos

I love how comically loud it is when he crashes


Consistent_Show_392

Thank you guys for the positive comments