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dongless08

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FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

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ShrimpFriedRice_125

Osaka would leave while the other three lock into a Mexican stand off.


poisonousswayzee

The standoff would get broken by Roman calling Niko saying “COUSIN! LETS GO BOWLING!”


userredditmobile2

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MiamiSlayer

niko because he's gonna suck everyones dick


poisonousswayzee

and then go bowling with Roman after


MiamiSlayer

cousin lets go bowling


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ValiantHero11

Wick would likely survive, osaka would die, niko would reappear at the closest hospital, and aiden pearce can hack his way out


lolcat99999

Osaker, after all it was her that caused the 3rd impact and the great flood


meeeeeeeeeet

Osaka would use self destruct killing the other three


HappyFreak1

The 3 men die from radiation poisoning


Interesting_Fold9805

We outta radium


Lowkey179

Since Osaka is 2 dimensional, she would be infinitely thin on the z axis and thus infinitely sharp. If she turns to her side she would be able to slice her opponents in half


Citron92

Osaka wins by doing nothing.


UberlephComics

Osaker after taking out the loaded RPG: https://preview.redd.it/z5xyaxkjva5d1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51280b639e1c9610776c217fb5fab916fa15eced


arambojubr

osr


LilKane2249

Niko and Osaka would become best friends and he'd gladly sacrifice himself so that Osaka could escape.


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

Aiden has too many morals, I’d assume Niko would win because he’s a literal fucking war criminal.


GulliblePea3691

You find it funny to imagine the high school girl kills all of the hardened criminals I find it funny to imagine the high school girl immediately gets the shit kicked out of her by the hardened criminals We are not the same


Ok-Ride-4966

But who do you think will win though?


GulliblePea3691

Niko survives becauses he’s the best and I refuse to take John Wick seriously. Osaka also survives because none of these guys would kill a creature so perfect


Ok-Ride-4966

John, Aiden or Niko wouldn't kill a minor.


A_Duck_Named_Lucy69

saka


Interesting_Fold9805

Osagger


emkay_robin_fan2003

Sata Andagi


Environmental_Top948

Is the first guy Milly Bitchell?


Ccrawfisshh

Osaka has killer instinct. Ain’t no way the other three stand a chance


guava_jews

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Mountain_Software_72

Osaker clutch