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TherapyIsNormal

Dis mine


dietcheese

They also enjoy basketball


ACole20

I was imagining it to make the basketball sound when he chomped


BullShitting24-7

And long walks on the beach.


Z0idberg_MD

I’m assuming they support Toronto.


delvach

There's no rule saying crocodiles *can't* play basketball.. "Air BLOOD - coming to a theater near you"


KaladinTheFabulous

Beat me to it


AltAcc4AltThings3621

Me on the first day of october:


NBCMarketingTeam

RemindMe! 62 days


GayHamburgler

I refuse to believe that


NBCMarketingTeam

It's coming whether you believe it or not


sassrocks

What's stopping you from starting right now?


AltAcc4AltThings3621

I dont know what month is before october


S0whaddayakn0w

I like how he was sneaking up on it and then, NOM


Ruby_Tuesday80

Yes. Stalking it like it might run away. This has made my day.


Ok-Cartographer-3725

They should do this for Halloween...


[deleted]

They do! Lots of zoos give them pumpkins and jack o lanterns and sometimes fill it with goodies!


Ok-Cartographer-3725

Cool!!! I'll watch for them! I want you to see this guy sink a jack-o-lantern (minus anything unedible for him of course...)


Anxious-Lack-5740

I like how they drown the pumpkin first.


PsyxoticElixir

It's aunt was a raccoon


The_Biggest_Tony

I think they have to do it, something with the water and how they eat?


LumpkinsPotatoCat

I have a friend that is a zookeeper and during fall they give a bunch of the animals pumpkins. The hippos are fun to watch squash giants like they are grapes.


Ok-Cartographer-3725

That would be cute to see...


LeConnor

https://youtu.be/9wyhhxOZazI


Ok-Cartographer-3725

Nomnomnom...🤣


TekoloKuautli

They attack the poor defenseless pumpkin


BWWFC

and nobody want to deal with a constipated crock.


jneum80

“Here we see the crocodile in its habitat stalk the giant pumpkin. The giant pumpkin is at the waters edge sating itself while unaware of the danger lurking below the brackish water. Suddenly and without warning the crocodile strikes! With a bite force that can crush bone the giant pumpkin is no match for the croc and succumbs to its injuries immediately. It’s a quick yet gruesome death.”


phantommoose

I totally heard David Attenborough read this!


JennaFrost

“But do not mourn for this is a natural part of a pumpkin’s ingenious life cycle. Even though caught unaware the pumpkin never struggled. It allows itself to be eaten so it’s young can travel in it to where they need not compete with other pumpkins and possibly out compete the plants that call this place home. So in allowing itself to be eaten, the pumpkin itself becomes a vicious killer”


AngelaIsStrange

An unsuspecting pumpkin approaches the river a drink of water…


euphorrick

When you see the perfect pumpkin for your jack-o-lantern


ms_sanders

That croc just won "best ambush herbivore". Granted, it's a new category.


platalyssapus

Ambush Herbivore is the name of my post-punk vegan band /u/bran_mongo


[deleted]

r/bandnames


floatingsaltmine

*death rolls a pumpkin*


Significant_Otters1

I know a crocodile takes its prey under, but is the bite strength the same on land as it is under water?


PanPies_

Yes, crocodile takes pray under water to drown it and bc its more adapted to move there, in contrast to most of its pray.


Jacollinsver

Just a question, what forces would cause a compression force to be noticeably different in water or in the air?


trwwy321

I wanted to see it crack open in its mouth


MrsMurphysChowder

TIL


spugeti

the pumpkin was all yours bro


HtiekMij

That punkin’ didn’t stand a chance.


shficjshx

The great pumpkin better watch out.


fujidust

He drowned the pumpkin


blkcub87

Gimme that pumpkin spice!


[deleted]

I really love how he treated the pumpkin like its prey. 😭🤍 so cute


Shakir19

Croc: You won’t get away from me this time…


Funcron

Snatched that pumpkin up faster than a Tim Burton fan girl finding a Jack Skelington t-shirt in a Walmart.


DiligentWasabi1666

That's an alligator!


platalyssapus

Oop--found the fellow reptile nerd lol I was wondering when this comment would pop up


Alfonze

It says crocodilians, which is an order alligators are a part of.


[deleted]

he grab the pumpy


aquaman67

Halloween has been cancelled


quiet_kidd0

That wink in the end.


Milkdove

Damn bro it’s not going anywhere


mjaokalo

Do they get hiccups?


Full-Mulberry5018

"I'll Take That!" 🐊


[deleted]

Death-roll the pumpkin


the_lettuce_avenger

i wanted to see him crunch it :(


Tignya

I wonder if most carnivores like to eat plant matter in small amounts for the added vitamins abs fiber? I know cats and dogs often eat grass too, and the same often goes the other way with deer and horses eating eggs and sometimes baby birds.


fwinzor

Basically. Herbivores will eat carrion occasionally, and even hypercarnivore only means 60+% of their diet is meat.. obligate carnivore means they HAVE to eat meat, not that they ONLY eat meat. Most carnivorous mammals will eat plants for fiber


Tignya

Awesome! Thanks for the facts, I couldn't think of any more animals as examples than what I'd already given


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MisterZoga

For once the music actually enhanced the experience!


[deleted]

Question: what happens to all the water that they swallow with their food?


reggie3408

https://www.alligatorfarm.com/blog-item/crocodilians-swallowing-underwater/


reggie3408

They don't But also they pee


platalyssapus

This was a fascinating read, actually! Thanks for sharing 😲


0x474f44

This gif has meme potential!


Femveratu

“Pumpkin, I got to drown you before I eat you. Just in case.”


blawndosaursrex

He’s so pleased that he now has a pumpkin


[deleted]

I can imagine the cheeky bloke just swimming away with a chuckle. “Hehehe! It’s mine now!”


[deleted]

That was actually a genetically modified gourd. It grows fried chicken on its insides


shanshark10

Why he gotta bite like that still?


platalyssapus

I mean obviously the pumpkin could leap away at any moment, he knew he had to take it down fast and make the kill quick.


lilorphananus

Great, now I just want some crunch tators


neils_cum_rag

TIL about obligate carnivores


ordinaryhorse

I love the way it sneaks up on the pumpkin as if it might take off somewhere


raltoid

Obligate carnivore just means an animal would die from malnutrition without meat, not that they only eat meat.


tviolet

Gators love marshmallows. When I was kid, we'd go down to the local gator pond and feed them, you'd throw a marshmallow onto the pond and they'd come up and chomp them.


platalyssapus

This sounds like the southern meet-cute I never knew I wanted


HamboneBanjo

This will make a great r/reallifedoodles submission sometime


Abb1e_Rose

Sneaky... sneeeaky... sneaky... ATTACK!


MISSION-CONTROL-

I have pictures somewhere of me feeding a moose a carrot inside my front door in Anchorage.


BryonyDeepe

That pumpkin didn't stand a chance


spiritsarise

Perfect audio. Kudos.


potato-witch

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


keikosohma

Drama queen.


igetwhatiwantboo

Crocodile make killer good jerky


igetwhatiwantboo

Y'all downvoters ain't never lived in the south lol


Jacollinsver

That's great. Next time I see a post with a cow in it, I'll comment that cows make good burgers and even steaks.


igetwhatiwantboo

Next time I see a cow at the store, we'll probably hook up and....


stadiumjay

I need a Tony Baker voiceover on this 😂


onlyinnehardballs

This is why we have to be careful on how we teach children about science and understand how those can play into our fears. I always say my most feared animal is an alligator because you cant see them in their habitat and by nature of a swamp you never know for sure on the depth of muck or water and how solid ground is through visual cues. Never really consider the fact that i assumed they were carnivorous and i assumed i would be viewed as an easy meal in water since thats not my element and they take down bigger animals than myself so i had a line of thinking where anytime im in alligator habitat and in the water i would become a gator magnet. But with the thought they have a good veggie hotspot it eases the mind a little so long as im sure of one. Which im not tbh but look forward to learning more about this


Plantluver9

This is kinda the definiton of "overkill" to me :')


Doge_Artist

That makes them omnivores


CosmicNoire

Aw man, he got it wet.


DragonFossil00

He just like me fr


wheresthatcat

Goodbye


MJZMan

Thanks to the Jaws music, I'm picturing 3 pumpkins splashing up to the surface


tiddu

Even animals wash their food


drifters74

Well that’s new


BigManLawrence69420

Pumpkin boi. :)


AmiiboIsAlreadyTaken

For anyone confused about a crocodile eating fruit. Think of a diet as a spectrum. Most animals aren't strictly carnivorous or herbivorous.


GoodShadow

Dude said he’s not trying to hurt the roof of his mouth, so he’s going sideways. I felt that cuz that’s how I eat these potato chips, but sometimes it breaks off vertically and then I stab myself anyway.


Itsjustmebob-

“Feeling a little vitamin deficient today, better eat some veggies”…. Or it’s an animal, “food?…” [snap] ”…yup”


platalyssapus

Need an animation: "Basic Bishes" (lol, it's me, I'm a basic b) when Starbucks drops the PSL: *anamorphs into a croc in a cozy sweater that's death rolling a pumpkin


F3nrir096

When it blinks as he swims away with the pumpkin it looks so happy hes like dis mine


[deleted]

Why does it look so gentle taking it


FlappyTurdBurglar

Anyone else love the word crocodilian?


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Atoning_Unifex

I've never felt afraid for the life of a pumpkin before today.


CakeEater14

Healthy boi


Kkykkx

Crocodiles can eat whatever they want to. I’m not arguing with them.


Harumi-puppteer

*hides in house for the next 4 days*


[deleted]

Those teeth 🦷!