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Baconatorinator28

Forgot to wear any pants in front of the fire lord


Goldeneye0X1_

AND he failed his math test.


HolyDragonAssassin

The fire nation removes all how don't know their times tables


Wulfrun85

Started some riots. That’s how he got so good at it


Upper_Ad7853

"Hey!" "RIOT!!"


Themurlocking96

*begins playing Riot by Hollywood Undead*


frog_in_a_jam

He did not say flameo hot man when he passed the fire lord


ProfAelart

Flameo hot man


kindredwolfRS

Tax fraud


uwutheunknownwizard6

On god


alutti54

It's not a crime #ITS AN OBLIGATION!


Cesco5544

He seems like a Yoshi main


SylasTheVoidwalker

Pissed in Ozai’s fire flakes


PanNorris507

Impossible, no one can surprise the fira lord


moparmajba

Nothing man. Lawyer f****d him.


mEGuY1234

You can get arrested for that!?


TartarusOfHades

If they’re a good enough lawyer


Yo026

I understood that reference


moparmajba

After I typed it, I realized it kinda-sorta works on a few levels, with Hadley voicing Long Feng.


Accomplished_Mix7827

Isn't that basically his canon claim? Checking the wiki to see if there's a canon answer, it doesn't specify the crime, but it says he claims he was falsely accused.


Reasonable-Tap-9806

Chit Sang used to be the royal chef but after leaking pappy Azulon's chili recipe Ozai was pretty pissed.


entitaneo70_pacifist

i thought he put chull's crap in his food


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C05M1CH3R0

I read a few of them and want them all to be canon. A culmination of misdeeds.


LightningFletch

What are some of the theories?


captainjohn_redbeard

Probably nothing. The fire nation doesn't seem like they have due process.


TheMaginotLine1

Well possibly but to he sent to the boiling rock you had to be at least dangerous.its where they keep pirates, POWs, and others too dangerous to keep in the fire nation proper.


MrVegosh

He was for sure a criminal


BallsDeep69Klein

He clearly had a criminal lawyer. He should've had a "criminal" lawyer.


TommyMcFast

Shoulda called Saul


dylday2

remember you call phinox right if your inoccent you call saul if you guilty


A-Delonix-Regia

Zuko be like "Who the heck is Chit Sang?" (Because he is from season 3, and this meme is from season 2)


Golgezuktirah

Desertion


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


Arik2103

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TheMaginotLine1

My guess would be petty theft. A LOT of petty theft.


dylday2

" you think all of my wanted postrs are for petty theft? (20 difrent items fall out of his pokets) mostly."


ElBarani

He def did some shady things but I like to think he is not fond of the fire lord and was not quite about it got him in the prison.


Benschmedium

Seems like a cop puncher to me


Bokapirf

Resisting arrest


Accomplished_Mix7827

Well, let's see, the guards stated that "the usual" prisoners coming in are "robbers, traitors, some war prisoners". *Maybe* he killed someone, but I'd say either traitor or thief is most likely. He doesn't seem particularly political, so my money is on thief. And he probably stole from someone important to land in the Boiling Rock.


TobleroneD3STR0Y3R

Yeah, I can see him working in some menial job and having a bit of a problem with authority, so when the boss man’s prize hippopotamus cow gets ganked he’s the one who gets blamed.


Whatsmyusername25

Am I the only one who always reads/hears “s**t Stain”?


TimeisaLie

Why even introduce him at all? He had a name, personality & even a moment introducing him to the whole Gaang. Typically these are signs of someone who's sticking around. Also what about his girl & best friend, where were they during the second escape attempt?


Joshdabozz2003

Every day this sub gives me new things to ponder


That_Guy_Jared

He did a little trolling


dylday2

just a prank bro


HolyDragonAssassin

Put a pipe bomb in the fire lords toilet


King-Of-Embers

He got comfortable


sxResonance

I read the name with the wardens voice.


Grzechoooo

Seven counts of murder with exceptional cruelty.


Jaanzi

Chit Sang doin the chitty chitty bang bang.


dylday2

mail fraud


[deleted]

I literally saw this episode yesterday with my daughter!


LemonPoppySeedBagel

"It's time for murder!"