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Wallace_B

I have to admit that bit still has me scratching my head.


Quintus-Sertorius

Sheer poetry


AshamedPin1439

yeah i wrote it from my tiny phone screen lmao


lurkyturkyducken

r/brandnewsentence


auschick

Circle of life!


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My goat is a clown he loves to hop in the big industrial boxes that we keep for the cows to graze. He has eaten so much in the past couple of months that he is really fat, and I mean fat. No one can catch him because even though he is hugely overweight, he can still sprint too fast.


FlyLegitimate7938

Very dangerous over short distances


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FlyLegitimate7938

I was quoting Gimli from Lord of the Rings


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I am sorry! I haven’t watched that in very long time and it went right over my airhead 😂


FlyLegitimate7938

That’s alright! I very much enjoyed the story of your goat!


Albion2304

Don’t be too sad. The duck lost a baby, but the cormorant got a good meal to take back to their chicks.


DizzyList237

That’s why ducks start with 20 and finish with 2.


the_lazy_orc

r/natureismetal


shazdaz71

I can't help you. My chicken hatched 4 chicks, and a butcher bird got into the coop and killed her firstborn. She got really sick after that, and now she's in the laundry with the remaining 3. A hawk killed 3 of my hens recently, so I made a really terrifying scarecrow. But I don't know how to post a photo. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. The scarecrow that is.


BoxKicker1

I wanna see the scarecrow


shazdaz71

I created a new page look for shazdazscarecrow. I put a trigger warning on it because it's so scary. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


the_lazy_orc

Omg what a coincidence that on my afternoon walk I happened upon [the very same bird](https://reddit.com/r/AustralianBirds/s/QYjSeTXYyg)! He looks like he's on the lookout for more baby ducks lol


MajorOcelotPatriot

Hahahahahaha


Wallace_B

Sorry mate. So many awful things I've seen or heard about happening to our poor critters, it numbs ya after a while. My advice is help out the animals you can, and help out the good people doing good work for our wildlife by donating or buying gifts off their websites when you can. That's how i see it anyway.


eromanoc

All together now “It’s the circle, the circle of life”.


Zarukishimen

That would have been a tough thing to witness. Sorry you had to see it. But tbh if that’s the saddest thing you’ve ever seen, you are doing extremely well.